Thursday, October 15, 2009

'please don't stop the music 12:43 am

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

'please don't stop the music 11:19 am

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

how many people have a crush on you? TWELVE. What do we have here? Not bad... ... Your friends just feel like hugging you because you're just so adorable! You're humorous and a laugh to have around. Guys/girls love it! You're dreamy and easy-going " ________ how strange are you? FREAK. When people see you in the hallway at school, they pray that you won't beat them up. You're scary, tall, and misunderstood. Every psychologist you go to has quit after 4 minutes in the room with you. When asked, "What do you think of the economy?" you answer, "I kill you." Try this; Next time you're talking to someone annoying, try to resist the urge to rip their head off, put it in a suitcase and set it on fire. Once you're successful in that, you're on the right track. _______ i'm bored...

'please don't stop the music 2:45 am

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Dear Annsley, I don’t really know how to tell you this, your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in the bathtub with George Bush and Stephen Harper and I saw you sit on the elephant in the corner. I’m sure you’re masochistic enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I’m returning your cut toenails/the couch cushions to you, but I’ll keep your mum as a memory. You should also know that I will never forget that night and your Cucumber-fetishism is weird. Go drown yourself, Roxanne. hahahahhaha. thought you'd get a kick outta it babe. :P ___________ Here’s how you do it: Dear (someone you recently talked to), I don’t really know how to tell you this,(1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I’m sure you’re (6) enough to understand (7). I’m returning your (8) to you, but I’ll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11). (12), (Your name) 1) What’s the color of your shirt? Blue - I’m in love with your cat Red - Our affair is over White - I’m joining the Convent Black -Our romance is over Green- Our socks don’t match Grey - You’re a leprechaun Yellow - I’m selling myself for candy Pink - Your nostrils are insulting Brown - The mafia wants you No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you Other -I dislike your eyelashes 2) Which is your birth month? January - That night you picked your nose February -When I quoted Forrest Gump March - When your dwarf bit me April - When I tripped on peanut butter May - When I threw up in your sock drawer June - When you put cuffs on me July – When I saw the purple monkey August - When you smacked my ass September - Last year when you peed your pants October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub November - When your dog humped my leg December - When I finally changed my underwear 3) Which food do you prefer? Tacos - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub Chicken- In your car Pasta - Outside of your office Hamburgers - Under the bus Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner Lasagna - In your closet Kebab - With Jean Chrétien Fish - In a clown suit Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert Pizza - At the mental hospital Hot dog - Under a street light Other - With George Bush and Stephen Harper 4) What’s the color of your socks? Yellow - Ignore Red - Put whipped cream on Black - Hit on Blue - Knock out Purple - Pour syrup on White - Carve your initials into Grey - Pull the clothes off Brown - bit of Orange - Castrate Pink - Pull the pants off of Barefoot - Sit on Other - Drive over 5) What’s the color of your underwear? Black - My boyfriend White - My father Grey – The Catholic Priest Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie Purple - My corned beef hash Red – My knee caps Blue - My salt-beef bucket Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana Orange - My Blink 182 cd Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection Other –The elephant in the corner 6) What do you prefer to watch on TV? One Tree Hill - Senile Heroes- Frostbitten Lost - High Simpsons- Cowardly The news - Scarred American Idol - Masochistic Family Guy - Open Top Model - Middle-class Other -shamed 7) Your mood right now? Happy - How awful you are Sad - How boring you are Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men Angry - That your smell makes me vomit Depressed – That we’re related Excited - That I may pee my pants Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you Worried - That your Ford sucks Apathetic - That you need a sex-change Silly - That I’m allergic to your earlobes Cuddly - That Santa doesn’t exist Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid Other - That your driving sucks What’s the color of your walls in your bedroom? White - Your toe ring Yellow - Your love letters to me Red - The pictures from Vegas Black - Your pet rock Blue - The couch cushions Green - Your car Orange - Your false teeth Brown - Your nose hair clippers Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket Pink - The cut toenails Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear 9) The first letter of your first name? A/B - My virginity C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it E/F - Your neighbors dog G/H - The oil tank from your car I/J - Your left ear K/L - The results of that blood-sample M/N - Your glass eye O/P - My common sense Q/R - Your mom S/T - Your collection of butterflies U/V - Your criminal record W/X – Your sucide note Y/Z - Your credit cards 10) The last letter in your last name? A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass C/D - Always will remember the pep talks E/F -Never will forget that night G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard. I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly K/L - Hate your cooking M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart W/X - Haven’t showered in a month Y/Z – am better off without you 11) What do you prefer to drink? Wine- Our friendship is ruined Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo Milk - The apartment building is on fire Water – I’m scratching my butt as you read this Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war Mineral/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine Other – you should stop picking your nose 12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation? Thailand – Warm tingly sensations Australia - Best of luck on the sex change France - Love always Spain - With tears of sadness China – You make me sick Germany – Please don’t hurt me Japan - Go milk a cow Greece - Your everlasting enemy USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard Egypt – Kiss my butt England - Go drown yourself

'please don't stop the music 3:16 pm

Tuesday, May 05, 2009

sometimes, the stupidity and ignorance of people really, honestly, amaze and amuse me. take, for instance, the word MULTI-FACETED. multi-faceted; defined as an adjective. 1. having many facets, as a gem. 2. having many aspects or phases: a multifaceted problem. ever heard of the word being used thus - MULTIFACETED dress ? i was wondering HOW the HELL is a dress supposed to be multi-faceted.... then it occurred to me. OH, she was trying to describe the fact that the dress is made up of repeated prints of FACES. get it? multi-FACEted. interesting.... that apparently, facets = faces, and that they can be used interchangeably. of course, one can always argue that it was used on purpose - a kind of.. pun, on the word. yet somehow i seriously doubt that. well, here's the dress: sorry the cropped version looks like that... had to crop out the arms, legs and hair... oh well. i am, after all, a really nice person. :) such beautiful face(t)s on the dress, don't you think?

'please don't stop the music 2:57 pm

Thursday, April 23, 2009

You should fall for a Air Sign... Someone whose star sign is Gemini, Libra or Aquarius. You tend to be attracted to extroverted, motivated and free-spirited people. You want someone who is intelligent, active and communicative. Freedom is important to you in a relationship; you want to be yourself and don’t want someone being clingy or smothering your individuality.

'please don't stop the music 5:08 am

song of my life.

Past the point of no return - no backward glances: the games we've played till now are at an end. Past all thought of "if" or "when" - no use resisting: abandon thought, and let the dream descend . . .

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I am an eighteen-year-old student currently attending Republic Polytechnic. I enjoy reading, writing, chilling, intelligence, and sarcasm. My goals in life include being a professional slacker, wasting as much of my time, life and intelligence away, sleeping a minimum of 12 hours everyday, being a successful bum, and maybe, possibly, someone you could bring home to meet mom with.

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