"Really greedy hor?"

I didn't really snap any pictures but to Ena, Janine and Harveen:

CONGRATS!

And...

Erm...

I order pie.

Haha!

Failed attempt at Asean Quiz

I got this from Erica.

What is the plural form of PM?

PMS.

=.="

I tried to sit for the Asean Quiz yesterday but it was just a waste of time. We rushed off to the Resource Room at 9 a.m. from the hall and searched the whole school for laptops. After half an hour, we were sitted comfortably with 11 laptops lined up on the table - like business conference! =D I wish I had a camera. It would have made such a nice picture. =(

Anyway, we connected ourselves to the internet and tried to access the website. Most of us couldn't access it at first but we were so... bersemangat, we kept trying.

For one hour.

And another hour.

And then I had to leave for another meeting. So I asked Amanda to help me log in (should the page ever finish loading) and to look for me after she had succeeded.

But she never looked for me so I got anxious. After my submission, I ran to the Resource Room to check out how things were. And guess what?

The business conference, at a close up,

Is accessing Facebook and Friendster.

-__-"

And Gurprit was playing....

"HOW SMART ARE YOU? THE ALBERT EINSTEIN TEST"

i... peng.

So we're going to try again tomorrow. Lol. Wish us luck (not for winning, but for accessing the site) if you are kind. =)

Online meetings

We have been having online @-the-back-club gatherings, talking about the wonders of the world like homosexuality and debating on whether it's a sin. I suppose we ought to sound rather mature. But this is just silly.

andrea says:
i have sth 2 announce

e.m.i.l.y says:
wad..?

Maxine says:
i have to check 2moro lo...

andrea says:
shhhh this is my moment 

Maxine says:
ok

Abigail says:
you're getting married?

andrea says:
lol...wel better. 

e.m.i.l.y says:
haha

Maxine says:
you're divorced?

andrea says:
MY MOMENT NOW. SO SHUSH! 

e.m.i.l.y says:
faster say liaw andrea

Maxine says:
shhh people

andrea says:
=.=" I HAVEN GET MARRIED HOW TO DIVORCE U ASS

Abigail says:
you're re-marrying?

Maxine says:
stoopit

andrea says:
=.=

andrea says:
OK OK 

andrea says:
HERE IT COMES

andrea says:
....

Abigail says:
hurry up la

andrea says:
JUST NOW

andrea says:
IS 
andrea says:
THE

andrea says:
FIRST 

andrea says:
TIMES 

andrea says:
TIME*

andrea says:
I.....

Maxine says:
drink beer?

Abigail says:
omg, i'm immagining things

andrea says:
DROVE MY MOM'S CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The final verdict?

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.

LAME!!!!!!!!! :P

Drum

I finally played the drums today. =)

I don't think I'm very good at it. =(

I do not like the bass pedal.

I think my years of uncontrolled leg-shaking has got the better of me - I couldn't control my bass. The guy was like, "What happened to your leg?" and I went, "I don't know!"

Sigh. I've sat behind the drums for exactly 6 times, for less than 1 hour (combine all 6 and still they're less than 1 hour), playing only 2 difference patterns. Progress is a bit sad eh... hahahahaha.

I think I'll just stick to my tuba. =) At least I can reach G now. :D

I will reach 2 octaves of Bb, I will reach 2 octaves of Bb....

Stressed out

This is an old we-got-too-stressed-out-over-exam-therefore-we-breakdown story from last year.

We were innocently discussing birthdays.

Maxine said that when Kim was born, she wasn't even made yet.

And Kim said that she was made in 1991.

Then suddenly someone pleaded...

"Can you please not say 'made'? It sounds so wrong."

So Physics mania Marilyn went...

"Fine. Input, output!"

Which triggered the funny bone in her twin, Kim...

"What's the efficiency?"

What followed next was an outburst of physics crap...

"What's the power?"

"What's the acceleration?"

"Got displacement?"

"How about the heat?"

"What's the velocity?"

"Time taken le?"

"Got pressure ar?"

"What's the force?"

And the winner goes to...

"What's the frictional force?"

iPeng. uPeng. wePeng.

And we thought we were studying....

Creative studying maybe. See how applicable science is in real life...? +.+"

EST was next and Amanda was found an article that said

"The bigger the gap between two siblings, the higher the risk of having Down syndrome."

"Yala. That's why velocity must be fast ma."

I swear Physics has never sounded dirtier....

In our defense, we were breaking down from stress. =\ This year we spent hours telling lame jokes that nobody even understands! Like the ant with the bicycle... only the bicycle had appeared out of nowhere.

"Why doesn't the ant leave any footprints on the beach?"

"Don't know."

"Coz he was using a bicycle. (laughs)"

"(dots...) Where did the bicycle come from???!!?"

A school of fish

I judged the most ridiculous debate today. Haha! It was about fishes. So sad I couldn't participate.

Anyway, I shall give my salutes to the Abigail v OIivia's group. It was hilarious!

.... Fishes should be eaten!....

.. Hold on! Hold on! Fishes are such sensitive creatures!....

.... No, they're not! Fishes are boring pets....

..... Just because they're (It was too heated and funny, I didn't catch this phrase), it doesn't mean you can cut and serve them for Thanksgiving! We're of the same kind! Would you eat Emily?!??! *gives duh look*

... Fish cannot talk!

Yes they can! LOOK AT NEMO!

Oh yea! NEMO CAN TALK! *sarcastic look* It's a cartoon!

Fishes can talk! We just don't understand them!

Yea, how ar? *imitate fish and spread her "fins"* Blop blop! Blop blop!

Hey! *imitate Nemo* They have feelings!

No they don't! They give birth by external fertilisation! There's no mutual contact! The youngs raise themselves...

Just because they don't have sex like us,....!

*Mei Theen's jaw dropped and the judges peng-ed*

Then you look at the dolphins right...

DOLPHINS ARE NOT FISH!

And... they ended the debate by arguing over "Dolphins are not fish!" I hadn't laughed so hard in awhile.

And Fiona's group suddenly touched on "Fish scholarship"....

... Got biasiswa...

(???) Scholarship? Fish scholarship?

A school of fish. <-- Abigail

I think that's enough fishes for today. Haha.

Btw, yellow = Olivia's group, Green = Abigail's group

That's a defo

Tomorrow I am going to have a 2 minutes debate on fish.

Fish is friend, not food vs Fish is food and pet.

I wanted the fish as food one. But everybody wanted to eat fish!

So I had to settle with having fish as my friend.

The fish is my best friend. It understands and treats me so well that when I'm hungry, it sacrifices itself for me. There's a fish in all of us. In fact, I think we are all meant to be fish. Fish will save our lives at sea.The fish has the best listening ear (if fish even has ears...) because it is capable of only opening and closing its mouth.... all without making a sound. Isn't fish magnificent? Yea, man! Fish rights! Long live the fish! *puts fist to heart*

I wonder if fishes have sexes. Olivia and Abigail say they do. Oh!

"But I don't wanna know how they do it."

-_____-"

I went down to the Music Room earlier today and found the choral speakers having their practice. They were doing expression exercises. Ahh... I remember those days. Anyway, Cassandra Shim suddenly shouted, "Happy Birthday, Lip Yi!" and everybody fell for it! And they started singing happy birthday. To me. I was... dots.

They had sung to the wrong person lar. It's Sharon's birthday today! :) So they sang another round. For Sharon. Lol.

Anyway, the @-the-back-club has its second meeting today. Someone has suggested that the club should have an annual dinner of sorts. First we decided to go "caking" (eat cake). Since school had finished, Andrea, Olivia and Emily all went to the canteen to buy a piece of chocolate cake. They were influenced by Kim because Kim bought it first. Abigail and I didn't want to go down. We were lazy and broke. Well, I was broke. I only had cents in my pocket. Abigail said she had cents too.

So she emptied her wallet on the table. Out fell several miserable looking cupro-nickel 1 cents. At least my cents weren't as sad as hers. =P Then she took out the notes. *gasp* And she called herself broke! So we started debating on who should be broke-r when the three people came back with cakes in their hands.

We stared. We stared hard.

"Oh fine! I'll go and buy too! It's only 40 cents! I can afford it!"

And that's how we had our caking session. Not exactly how we had planned, you know, over 40 cents cake and all, but still it was kinda cool. And cheapskate. So now that we had our caking session, what of our annual dinner?

Should it be caking or pizzing (pizza)? Emily chose to become the neutral one until...

Maxine: Stop sitting on the barbed fence!

Someone (abigail?): It hurts!

Another one (who?): You'll bleed to death!

And we started yelling over each other's voices about cakes and pizzas.

".... cake is fattening!...."

".... pizza has more carbs!...."

".... cake has so much cream it looks like a...."

"..... pineapple!..."

Everybody halted.

"Pizza has pineapple."

Ok, that's just random. So we left it lor since we couldn't decide. The meeting was adjourned. Kim called herself a V.I.P at our meeting.

Max: Very idiotic person.

We came up with even more. Well, Kim came up with even more.

Intoxicated person.

Inebriated person.

Immature person.

Hey! I like that. Lip Yi is a very immature person.

No wait.

Pig.

Lip Yi is a very immature pig.

Give me a reason why I shouldn't just throw you off this step now, Kim.

.....

Oh, we've walked down it. Dang.

Vulnerable!

Vulnerably immature pig.

VIP. =.="

Olivia: So you're saying that I'm stupid la?

Max: That's a defo!

(Talk about bad timing)

Gee

I forgot to introduce my new club. The @-the-back-club. =) It's this erm... selected club that only allows people who sit at the back of the class to join. Ahh... We have membership cards and all. We even have star members! :D We have to flash our cards at every meeting (any more than a flash, you get kick out. =.=" ) And it's so cool, Nabil offered to pay 50 thousand to join.

Anyway, Olivia and I had our Truth or False game again today.

I secretly wish I can play the cello.

.....

I realised that it that were true, it shall not be so secret anymore. If that were true....

Nothing much to laugh over these days.... ok, except maybe over Amanda's goose. Or Gee as Marilyn calls it. Gee Voon.

I am the Buddha of old. Ommmm...~

I am going on a blogging frenzy. Because I can.

"The Future" has been in our topics of conversation for awhile. So I took a personality test.

You are a GURU (SEAF)— kind, knowing, giving. Like Buddha of old, you can be a persuasive speaker, and you use your creative talents to further the objectives of your heart instead of your mind. But be careful that your friends don't take advantage of your relaxed nature. 

Above all, you like going with the flow. That's cool. Oh yeah, you like to talk a lot. That's cool, too. Whatever.

=.=" Buddha?? iPeng. At least the part about talking is true. Haha. I'm cool. Whatever.

The test is pretty accurate huh.

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.

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Ok. Shaddap. I take it back. Delete what I said!

I took their gender test and they said I'm a MAN!

A MAN!

And they're 8% sure some more!

=___="

Go fly far far away la. Harrumph.

No wait.

.

I have bought you pudding.

.

=.="

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Dang.

Brrr...

Maxine: Why's Christmas always so cold?

Me: Because it's winter?

Maxine: No. Because it's in Decem-brrrrrr....

Lame ah not??!

Exams is over. =D

And I have given up.

I promise I will study consistently after this.

Listen in class.

Finish my work.

Revise every day.

Ok, except maybe Sunday. Sunday is rest day. :)

Ask questions.

Actually flip through those books on my shelf.

Make some notes.

And hope my efforts last more than 5 days. =[

Hey Amanda, I remember I still owe you one pudding for your 100 last year. But then... since you took my correction tape and my G-soft pen (and they were never seen again), no need liaw la hor? :P You'd be proud to know that this happened today. We were talking about Add Math.

Valerie: Add math is hard. I heard Amanda got 100 once.

Me: Nope. You heard wrong.

Valerie: Really?

Me: She got 100 twice.

She peng-ed btw. Haha.

Wah, I control lights

Today, I suppose is a good day. I started my day with laughter.

Because Gurprit's dad thought I was saying "hi" to him. -.-

So we laughed our way to class.

And then I caused a blackout. Haha.

Amanda blamed my presence for the blackout. I think she might be having her revenge because we blamed her for the blackout on the first day of school. Haha. One person once. =]

Eh, so cool. We control lights! =) "LET THERE BE LIGHT!"

So we took our books and papers and walked out of the class. We tried to "steal" lights from the primary school. =.=" The sky was still dark ma. Wah tu du.

And then more and more people went out.

And Amanda made herself comfortable on a chair.

And then the lights came back on.

Crap. Anti-climax.