I love mayo

I think the dogs in my neighbourhood are gay.....

=.=!

Nvm... ignore what I said. I am starting to doubt my own sanity...... blogging about gay dogs... +.+''

On a less disturbing note, I made myself apple salad yesterday.


I am in love with mayonnaise. Mayonnaise is the best~~!

Believe it or not... I've never had a bottle of mayonnaise in my house before. =P

I love mayonnaise almost as much as I love sampans.

Holidays LIFE Session Part 7 - A Series of Unfortunate Events

And so the trip's over. The time from 2 p.m on the 22.11.07 to 1 p.m on the 23.11.07 (wah less than 24 hours..!) spent around town hast been great.

In that 23 hours, give or take some hours away, we had done countless things together that's very much worth remembering. And in that 23 hours also, a lot of unfortunate accidents had taken place.

Group pic by the pool

Yes I admit we are very accident prone. =P

My most unfortunate accident actually took place at the poolside. Despite all its funness, the poolside can be a rather dangerous place!

Dun pray pray with it ah!

I say dun pray pray with it liaw, drea...

Full from breakfast, we were all so energetic.

And I had this fantastic idea of taking jumping pichas by the poolside. All I need was a volunteer.

And so Andrea so bravely volunteered to do the dangerous act of posing to jump into the pool. It's slippery ok... one wrong step and she could have fallen into the adult pool. =P

You jump, I scream

Ahh.. she survived! Hooray~!

Ah but then hor... just posing to jump doesn't have much oomph ler.

Just then another light bulb went off above my head.

I asked Drea to jump into the baby pool instead. Since its water level is lower, it is possible to jump in. She won't get very wet plus she would get a nice picture!

So dengan begitu semangat sekali, she did her thang.

Andrea jumping into the baby pool

Ok fine... the effect turned out to be rather disappointing huh? Hahaz. It's hard to snap the camera at the right time ma....

But then hor, the whole jumping into the baby pool act looks so fun! Jumping into the baby pool suddenly seem so adventurous to me. So I also wanna try it out! And to make sure I get a nicer picture, I ask Andrea to take burst shots.

Let's all now view the amazing, amazing, most amazing jump of Lip Yi the wonderful jumper....! *claps*

*crowd goes wild with applause*

Thank you thank you!

That was really such an amazing jump wasn't it!!!!!!! *claps madly*

Ahahahahahha~~ *=.=*

Ya, I WAS DRENCHED! I fell into it and everyone went ''OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'' and I went ''AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH''.

After that I climbed out and went ''AHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAH~!'' like a mad woman.

I can imagine your expression like this *-.-''* now. =P

Then I went to dry myself la. I was still all jiggly wiggly, not bothered much about the whole incident until my friends asked me if any of my possessions got wet. Well.. my money got wet but that's alright. And then they proceeded to ask about my handphone....

.....................

=.=!

MY HANDPHONE!

Did I take it out?? I thought I'd taken it out ler..... I remember vaguely of my handphone being placed on a safe place.....

So we searched high and low for my phone and guess where we found it......




*guess*




Yup. You guessed it. It was lying in the middle of the pool. Naturally I panicked la and forgot all about snapping a picture of it. It would have been a nice picture......

But eh! My phone was about to drown and DIE! How can I still got mood snap picture.... =.=''

Knocking out liquids

That's me drying myself, my wad of cash and knocking out waters from my phone. I had wiped my phone but as I hit it against my hand, liquids still fly out. =.=''

I thought the liquids flying out was rather cool... I wanted a picture (still got mood..... -.-'')

Andrea: You can't take pictures of liquids, Lip Yi!!!!!

So I gave up lor. My friends asked me not to on my phone until I'd hair dried it. At that time, I was so scared my handphone was going to die.....

For one, it isn't my phone.... it's my mum's. Lip Yi has no phone!! =(

If it dies, she can bunuh me and I can forget about owning a phone FOREVER! I was imagining this....

Me: I want a phone...
Mum: HAR! You still remember what you did to my phone...!?

Waaarrrggghhh.... Nightmare! Because of that... I got so emo and suicidal I tried killing myself under the shower.....

Suicidal under shower

I don't know why Andrea would like to join my suicidal because phone died session. Maybe she's emo because her phone always have sunspots. Haha...

Btw, I've got a new name for the above emo picture after my throw cold water at lipyi in msn session with Kim and Lordrea. I call it showering in emoness. Not bad ler... =P

After that, I was desperate to save my phone so I asked them to go up lor. I wanted to hair dry my phone in my last attempt to save it ler.

Hair drying my phone

Ah wells.... even after drying it, my friends advised me not to on it first... in case I get electrocuted or something. They asked me to bring it to a nearby phone shop to do it for safety purposes.

=((

Made me even more kan chiong.

Ya, it's not a very good phone. According to Kelly and Joanna, it looks like their toy phone and its market price right now is probably less than RM 50. But still.....!

I was so wet I had to wear the hotel's robes

However, my died-ed phone wasn't really the only accident that had taken place though.....

Destructive hands..

Yes, that is a hotel cup. I have no idea how did that happen because it took place during the night... ganas! =P

But the cup wasn't the only that was broken. The coat hanging thing which Francoise and I had pole danced with were also broken!

Pole dancing session

But it wasn't broken by us!

They were broken by the same person who broke the cup....

......

THE GREAT LORD OF SAN ANDREAS!

The destroyer and the things she destroyed

That night while some were trying out kung fu moves, some were fiddling about with the coat hanging thing... Andrea who was just talking about her Tae Kwon Do wanted to try dancing with the coat hanger too. She handled the thing for a minute or two and then a loud ''CRACK'' happened.

Us: 0.0!
Andrea: Waahh.. I never know I have this kind of strength before.

And to think we were just talking about her Tae Kwon Do...

That's my hand and that's the wall breaking =P

Among the other unfortunate things which happened were...

1. Kim knocking her head against the sampan.
2. Maryann knocking her head against some wall twice!
3. Maxine falling on the first day in the hotel!
4. Francoise knocking Andrea's chest with my died-ed phone.
5. Maxine keep on stepping on people's feet.
6. Elaine eating dinner so slow (kim says this is unfortunate... not me ah! =P)
7. Amanda and Marilyn couldn't come.

Ah wells... enough about unfortunate craps. Let's focus on the good things that had taken place instead!

Warning: Be prepared.... this next picture is X-rated! Not suitable for kids!















Yes, you may go OMG with an expression of O_O!!!!!!

Ahahahhahahahah~~

I shall let your mind wander for awhile before I explain........

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*wonder some more*

....................

Ok....



THAT ISN'T A KISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was just us doing a scene together...... Singapore actors way. We just put our head over each other and really, I am amazed by how real it turned out. =P

We really laughed our heads off after we saw that picture.

now now..... don't go jumping into conclusions....... we are still normal.

Anyways, when the trip was over, Andrea and I went to Bings with Deb and Esme who had just finished their Moral paper that day.

In Bings!

I asked Deb to bring me to a handphone shop to fix my died-ed phone but she said... I might as well just get a new one..... =.=''

So ok lor... we just went to Bings where I tried to fix my phone......

I tried on-ing it a couple of times but to no avail....

So when it actually was ON for the first time, I got so excited and overjoyed, I took out my cam and wanted to snap a picture of it!

And just when I did that.... it died again....

=.=''''''

The ultimate emo

And then my mum came to Bings to pick me up and my Holidays LIFE session was officially ended.

Just to keep you updated, my phone rose from the dead. But it is now suffering from lipyiphobia. It offs itself when I hold it... =.='' So now I also suffer from myresurrectedhandphonephobia. I don't dare go near it anymore......

But since it's alive and well again, I am alive and well too. Hahaz.

Peace in the sky

The sky is bright. The sun is shining.

For this trip, I guess I really gotta be thankful that it didn't rain. That my sampan ride was still made possible. Thank you, God.

*and I think to myself.... what a wonderful world.....*

Group pic at the playground

And the last most unfortunate event of all is that this trip has come to an end. And we all had to say our goodbyes. After this, December is just a step nearer. I cherish this experience very much la. Not every day I get to do this ok.

But this outing isn't the end. I am looking forward to RainFest '08! Wooo!! Rainfest! Rainfest! Damai! Damai! *does Indian dance*

And with this final part, my Holidays LIFE session saga has finally ended. =(

No more writing about this trip anymore after this. And if you'd like to know what happened during the night, please view Andrea's blog.

This post was finished at 6.20 p.m on 27.11.07.

I made your wish came true, Kim. You owe me McFlurry. =P

If I don't go online tonight, here's an early byebye. Hahaz. You lah! People going on the 4th, you pulak come back on the 4th! +__+'' Anyways, call me on the 15 of Dec to tell me your Lodge thing. =\

Holidays LIFE Session Part 6 - Chilling out by the poolside

So I'd missed out on all the fun the night before. The pact I made with them was that I would leave as late as 11 p.m and come back as early as 5 a.m. Though I doubt they would be awake so I said if they don't open the door, I'd be chase outside by the mak cik with a broom. And then, baru Francoise will let me in to shower. =.=''

But luckily that didn't happen la. I went back to Holiday Inn at around 7.45 a.m the next day to this group of people.

Sleepy awake people

And while most of them were already awake, some of them were still dead asleep.

I find Elame's sleeping pose very unique....

Elaine's amazing sleeping pose

To explain why Elaine's called Elame... during the first day, Elaine was fussing over Bol's new super canggih handphone and said her handphone was the only handphone which has no camera.

Kelly: And who's got the lame phone??
Joanna: *dengan selamba points at Elaine*

And just like that, she earned her title that's given all in good humour. =P

Anyways, while shopping at Giants the day before, Olivia had bought a packet of chocolate milk to share. None of them opened it during the night because it would be rude if she's not there. So they waited til morning when she finally announced that she wasn't coming.

So we opened the packet and had an early morning chocolate milk party.

Chocolate milk party

When the time was near 9 a.m, I rushed those people to get ready because I wanted to badly to visit the pool and playground again. But then they all got ready so lambatly. Some of them still had difficulty in waking up! *ahem*elaine*ahem*nana*ahem*

So Kelly (who got ready the fastest), Drea (who didn't bother to get ready) and me went down to the poolside first.

Dipping in da pool

While there, we rolled up our shorts and entered into the baby pool, where we snapped many random pictures.

Threesome in the baby pool

That's a picture we asked a random person to help us take. I guess as we grow older we don't need to actually soak ourselves in the water to make us happy anymore. We just roll up our pants, stand in the pool, cam whore and we are happy. =)

About to get emo...

And then the poolside got Kelly and Drea emo.

This is their emo thinker pose....

The ultimate emo thinker pose

Wondering about their lost love perhaps? =P

Then I got into the picture and went ''Don't so emo la.''

Emo by the poolside

Guess Francoise's still emo she couldn't yet muster up a toothy smile.

And then I got this fantastic idea of having one of us getting into the middle of pool and put on a lame pose.

Lordrea of the Tae Kwon Do clan doing her moves in pool

Ok fine. Lordrea's pose isn't lame. LORDrea ma... +__+'' She failed the lame test. *out!*

Next up in the Lame Audition is Francoise.

Francoise with her ballerina pose

Yup, that's kinda lame. But doesn't look retarded enough...

And so I present to you the winner of the Lame Audition.

................

Constipated ballroom dancer pose

It's so lame I don't even know what the pose is! X_x''''

Piggybacking in baby pool

Yet another piggyback ride given. =)

And then the playing in the pool got dangerous when Lordrea's Tae Kwon Do instincts kicked in. It made her attack Kelly!

Ganas

And then Kelly not happy so they rematch.

The evil Lordrea bullying Francoise

Still the same person tumbang... -.-''

Chilling on the poolside chairs

Tired from all the kung fu fighting in a baby pool, they went to rest on the comfy chairs nearby.

Their poolside chairs damn selesa... so soft ar the tilam~!

Happy with the soft tilams

Resting had apparently recharged their energy so they got adventurous and went to try out the adult pool.

Walking down the steps

We couldn't walked down all the steps. Kesan daripada short legs + long shorts. Even on the steps I had to raise my shorts because it wasn't folded high enough.

Shaddap... I have short legs

And then, maybe after being exposed to chlorine for too long, it triggered their semangat menjual benda.

They insisted on continue selling even though there's nothing for them to sell!

Crazy sellers =P

Anyone ask... I don't know them. =P

Finally, we went to the playground. *lipyi jumps in joy*

The wondrous bright coloured playground

The playground looks so much nicer in the morning! So colourful~! But it was a bit too colourful til Andrea and Kelly couldn't tahan. They had to squeeze themselves into a sempit thing...

Trying out yoga

Ahh... while they were hiding from the colourful playground that's blinding their eyes, I got all hyper and became a monkey swinging on monkey bars.

Swing!

I finally realised that even after all that camwhoring, how come the rest in the hotel room still not ready hor....

So I called Kim and asked. She said there are still people getting ready but she's ready. So I ask her come down lor. The more the merrier in the baby pool

Kim's model legs damn fair...

I was admiring Andrea's happy feet. They got massaged at Akita's so they are extremely happy at that moment. =P

The waters make our feet happy

Maxine came down with Kim too! And she likes the baby pool too!

Maxine: Ooohhh so cold! So nice!! *=D*

Holding on together til the end

It's hard to not get high in the baby pool. Maxine and Kelly got high and decided to dance in it...

Pool-room dancing

Kim was still sane... but since she's sesated with two dancing people in the middle of a baby pool... not so sane also la hor. =P

ANTM Kim exhibiting her model legs

Halfway while I was happily waddling about in the pool, I heard screams from the air!

So I looked up and I saw...

......................

A bird? A plane?

Doing the forbidden act

They had opened the window (which was not allowed to be opened) and screamed to us below to take a picture of them. What a scene~~

We were lucky the hotel didn't go up that room with this pose...

We bite~

With the hands around the hips pose...

It would be so funny buy scary la if someone come to us to tegur with that pose. =p

Then we also got bored hanging by the poolside coz there were so few of us there, so we went back up to the room again.

In the room, the great lord of san andreas suddenly said that we had forgotten to hold our pillow fights~! And I say ''Let's fight NOW!!''

Grabbing a pillow, LET's RUMBLE~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!

1. Pose first...

2. LAI LA!!!!!

3. *whacks madly*

Phew~

That was tiring. Hahaz. We didn't continue for so long coz we were scared feathers might fly out.... that woudn't be good. I love pillow fights liaw. =D

After the pillow fight, finally everyone is ready.... except for Elaine who was still munching on her maggi mee... But nvm, we're not suppose to go down at one time anyways, so we left her to the third batch to go down.

Picture in the hallway mirror

And for the very last time, I took a picture of us in the mirror at the hallway.

I also tried my luck to take a picture of us in the lift.

The most perfect lift picture!

The picture turned out well~!!!!!! *lipyi floats to cloud 9*

After everyone had gone down, we went to McD for breakfast.

Kim missing her ben-sterising session

It was just 10 sth at the time so McD's breakfast meal was still on.

I ordered the bubur ayam McD set meal.

My breakfast

For drinks, I got tea. Actually all who ordered set meal got tea, except for Maxine who got Milo! I wanted Milo too! But I didn't know can get Milo... =.='' Their stupid poster only write coffee/tea ma...

Anyways, they gave me a funny looking cup. It was the first time I had to handle with such cup leh. I didn't know how to pour the sugars into me tea....

So my end result is......

=.=''

Lip Yi is five. She tried pouring the sugars in through the miserable small hole. And made a mess.

Now, I like McD breakfast meal. I don't like McD air-con though. So lousy... like no air like that!

Francoise: *in a loud voice* WAH! SO HOT AH!

Breakfast-ing in McD

At 11 sth, we went back to the poolside. We had only one more hour left to this trip. So we spent it by getting group pictures of ourselves.

Group pic 1: Lazying by the poolside chairs

Group pic 2: Chilling in the baby pool

Almost group pic 3: Chilling in the adult pool

Group pic 4: Monkeys in the playground

Almost group pic 5: By the poolside

Satisfied with that many group pictures, we went to plaaayyyy in the baby pool again~~!

Playing in the pool

Finally all of us were by the pool. Fun is here~!

Just too bad we couldn't splash water at each other. =P

Kim mermaid-ing

That's a picture of Kim's model legs. Since she couldn't splash water at people, she just stood in the middle of the baby pool and act like a mermaid.

And then we tried to build a pineapple under the sea....

Imagine the pinapple *hummm*

I want more candid pictures of me by the pool!, I say!

So I went by the poolside and did all sorts of poses.

Suicidal??

But then.... an accident happened.....

SPLASH!

Something went wrong which involved me and the pool. You'll find out what happened soon... =P

But I didn't let what happened lemahkan my semangat.

Poolside bartend-ing

I still go jiggly wiggly around and found a nice bar stand. We are poolside bartenders~

Joanna wants to be a poolside bartender too

I think if we all go there and sell, a lot of people would buy ler. So many girls wor... +_+''

MALI MALI! Buy high class wines!!

Rather interesting ler....

And then after that, it was time for us to get back to the hotel room to pack and check out.

Exiting the lift

And for the last time ever, I snapped a picture of our room.

This is the room which brought so many nice memories.

Room 729

That's the condition of the room which we left for the housekeeping to clean. =D

There were rubbishes around... and mineral bottles thrown in places... newspapers strewn about...

Emo liaw

But alas... the trip has finally ended. The two days really has given me much life over the weekends.

I think I shall go listen to Bubbly now. =P

Coming up in the final series of this saga, part 7 - a series of unfortunate events. What can I say... we are all very accident prone. =D