Bouncing

You know the thing about people today is.
We forget what's important.

Very often we get on the see saw, get on a see saw ride.
Bounce abit here and there and think that's all there is.

You know what's wrong with the picture at the bottom?



If the see saw ain't aligned.
There ain't much to bounce about.

I'm not sure what I'm trying to say here.
Just saying that sometimes we need to look out for others who might not be sky high in the air.
Who might be on the ground end of the see saw.
And that you're not bouncing.

See saws.
Takes two to tango.
Takes two and a good piece of plank to tango.
to bounce.

Cows

The thing about cows is.

Cows moo.

I think.

Technically, i don't think they moo in every single situation. I don't think its their only expression.
I mean, do cows moo when they shag?
do cows moo when they sleep?
do cows moo when they shit?

Of course, its arguable that moo is a general expression, and that in every situation, its a variation of moos to suit that occasion

Like during a shag, a cow would do a squeaky kind of moo
and when they snore they do a snorish kind of moo
and when they shit they do a groany kind of moo

But that constitutes a moo?

Oh before we go there, please don't start imagining the moos, it can be quite gross. Trust me.
The thing about the moos is that me and two friends tried recording variations of the moo and my goodness, the shagging moo sounded gross.
Sounded something like using a plyer to twist a rusty nail.

So anyway,
The thing bout cows is, other than the moos.
Is the milk.

Why do we drink cows milk more than other sorts of milk
I mean, during medieval times, horses' milk was widely used as well.
The thing about cow's milk is.
Its better because.

Actually, i don't know why its better. Probably all the extra fat and the extra flesh that contributes to the milk making process of the cow makes its milk better stuff.

Then why do we eat beef more than... horses' meat?
Beef = cow meat
Poultry = chicken
Mutton = Lamb/Goat
? = horse

i'm inventing a new word today.
horses' meat will now be known as... Hoarrgh.

So anyway, why do people eat beef instead of hoarrgh?

What's so special about beef?
It's actually quite tough and... you know... its like eating Oprah. Except maybe Oprah has less muscle and more fat.

Why do cows eat vegetables? Why do they graze?
Why can't they grow sharp teeth and eat the tigers and the lions and the bears that hunt them?

I just realized, that in a lot of movies, cows are usually represented as either stupid animals or really stupid animals.

Why can't cows be represented as SMART cows?
you know... they should make a T.V. series with a supercow... something like... "Boinkers - The Carnivorous Cow!"

yeah that'll be cool.

man. Whats with Cows?

Cows need to learn how to fly.

you know, Cows are actually a powerful species of animals.

if all the cows in the world ganged up and revolted against all the people of this planet, we'd lose.
Something like Alien vs Predator.
Cows vs Horses.

Whoever/Whichever wins, we lose.

Beware the cows.

Respect them
Or we'll be doomed.

Uninterested

You know what's the thing about Apple iMovies?

The thing about Apple iMovies is that i don't know how to use Apple iMovies.

And you what's the other thing about Apple iMovies?

I don't need to know how to use Apple iMovies.

You know why I don't need to know how to use Apple iMovies?

Because I know how to use something else.

And also because this tute is boring lah.

it'snot boring because the lecturer is boring.

It's boring because i really don't need to know how to use Apple iMovies.

benji the cow actually left class to talk to some fat chick just to waste time.

He's not interested in using Apple iMovies as well.

Additions.

You cannot quit till it's time to quit. And since there never will be a time to quit, it means that you cannot quit.

Benji the Cow of Chillis

Don't ask me what it means when i typed "Benji the Cow of Chillis"

I am sitting in a tutorial about... i actually don't know what's it about.

hmm.

Some woman is mooing like a cow beside me.

Benji is beside me.

Is Benji the woman beside me?

Maybe.

Maybe not. Maybe the woman beside me is a separate person. Maybe Benji IS a woman. Maybe there's a cow in this class. Maybe Benji is the cow. Maybe Benji is the cow. maybe Benji is the female cow.

All the possibilities.

maybe Benji is not here.

Maybe Benji doesn't exist.
maybe its just a cow named Benji
or a woman named Benji

I don't know.
Benji?

"Moo." He/She said.

Sex as Junk Food

Here's an interesting quote about the commodification of sex
"The once forbidden fruit is now the junk food of a nation."
"Sex is everywhere, and yet it is nowhere. Who needs it? You can get it free on the Internet, without even cleaning your teeth."
Some bloke called R.Neville wrote that.
Virginity – This word is almost lost
I mean exactly what I mean
Its not in most people's vocabulary these days
You know what the problem with men is?
Say… this guy, pops every other girl's cherry
Then he says he wants to marry a virgin, when all the girls have been popped by him and all the other men who wants to marry virgins themselves but popped every other cherry as well.
Stupid isn't it?
Then again, most PEOPLE don't want to get married these days,
they just want to have junk food for the rest of their lives.
I mean, didn’t these people go to school? Didn’t they get educated by their parents?
Junk food is bad for health
Yeah then he reaches the age of 60
When even viagra stops working for him
and and all they have is stashed cash and a pot belly
He’s either sitting alone at home watching porn to no effect to his dick
or sitting in a bar with a few other men with pot bellies,
winking at 19 year olds pretending to be aroused when he can't be,
talking sex jokes like he just had an orgy last night, when in truth the last time he had sex was in his dream the previous night. and that it has been like that for the last 5 years
Then tell me all the junk food was worth it
Then tell me cash can buy happiness
With all that he has, the best he can do is hire a few strippers and strip in front of him
and the best he can can do after that is imagine what its like to be able to experience sexual pleasure.
Then he goes to bed alone
In that claustraphobic-causing room which he built with Twisties and Snickers and Mars
and all the wasted semen to cement all the crackers together,
and realize that he’s going to spend the rest of his life in that junk room he built for himself.
And trust me, the smell of the dollar notes will then drive him insane
because he lies down there, wishing he can buy off all the wasted years and energy.
But the dollar note, is just that. a note. a representation of nothing.
Then he spends the next 40 years of his life alone, with nothing but semented crackers for breakfast, lunch, and dinner

Quote of the day

"Sex has become a product... The once forbidden fruit is now the junk food of a nation."
R.Neville, The Business of being Human

Augustin in August

Her name is Augustin

Her birthday is in August

She probably never expected me to remember it

But I do.



Augustin is the girl on the right.
I had to put such colors to the picture
because if you see her real face

You'll faint. You'll be cursed. You know, something of the Medusa effect.
Not that she's got snakes as hair or something like that

The thing about her is that she's no where near as ugly as Medusa.
She's faceless. Well... not really. But if you see her real face, even if its a photo...

You'll faint.

Shelter for My Soul

Really like this song. Hard to find though. From the movie Ned Kelly. Composed and Performed by Bernard Fanning.

"Shelter for my soul"

The end of my days when I’m called to go,
Into the open arms of the Holy Ghost
To have lived such a life as I have known
Fortune follows me, but I’m brave no more

For the great mistakes I will surely pay
I’m running low and the devil is on my trail.
When fate delivers me all I’m askin for,
Is a place to rest and shelter for my soul

Oh if I could spend my days,
Free from the prison of your gates,
then I could die a happy man
Oh if I could spend my days
Free from the shadow of my name,
Then I could die a happy man

When I’m released from this mortal hole
I’ll take my leave but I don’t wanna go

When fate delivers me all I’m askin for,
A place to rest and shelter for my soul

"A Good Student" justified.

If you haven't read the post " A Good Student" before, check it out before proceeding. It's located at http://myoe.blogspot.com/2004/07/good-student.html.

Anyway,

here's proof that even lecturers conform to the practices of youthful students. Muahahahahaha.



Sue me, for all I care.

Eating during classes rock.

Romantic Sense

When someone asks me, "why do you love her?"
in any situation.
What do I say, when posed such a question?

There was once a time when I believed that there should always be something tangible about how one feels about someone.

Well, now I don't think so.

You don't need a reason to love someone. At the same time you can love many things about that one person.

If it doesn't make sense, throw in the reverse: I can say that I love many things about this girl, but I don't love this girl. At least not in the romantic sense. And since we ARE discussing love from the romantic perspective, I am merely stating that while of course it is not wrong to love someone for many attributes he/she may have, it does not necessarily constitute romantic love.

Now I am a firm believer that from a romantic perspective, love is not really a feeling, but more often than not, a choice. Do we always make our choices based on what we love about the person? Not always. Not often.

So what I'm trying to say is that when someone asks you "why do you love (whoever)?"
Its really not wrong at all to say "I don't need a reason to love her. But I do love many things about her."