Not a Regulation Bike Seat

This is something that someone would do and they finally took a picture to show everyone else. What the actual ride was like, if the guy did go more than just a few feet, must have been intense. I wouldn't recommend this for anyone, but if you do, take a better picture, and tell me what it was like.

Happy New Year also to everyone that is reading this.

Third

This was something complete new to me. Been talking with this guy for a few months (I move slowly with it comes to meeting new people,) and finally got to meet up with him. Meeting someone for the first time is always a bit nervous for me. You can talk to a guy online for a long time, and their are different in person. This guy wasn't prepared to fuck the first time, and I'm definitely okay with that, what happened was exciting and unexpected.

It started with a bear hug, then turned to us doing a poor imitation of wrestling on the bed for the better part of an hour. His t shirt was on most of the time, and his underwear on all the time. While my shirt was taken off about the half way point, and underwear was lost about three quarters into it. There was a bit of cock sucking on his part, a lot of full body contact and physical exertion that was unlike anything I've done before.

I've ready a bit about frottage, but this is the first time that I've actually done anything this intense with another guy. Usually when other guys see the size of my cock, the only thing that they think of is getting it into their ass, and I'm usually in agreement with this. This guy was pretty confident that my cock wasn't going to be able to fit in his ass, and I tend to agree with him. It was still a lot of fun and intensity rolling about on the bed with this guy.

The meeting with my straddling his chest as I jacked one out on his chest. It was a hot afternoon spent on a cold day.

What the Fucked is Going on Here?

I have no idea what led these guys to get in a situation like this, no pants, but with a beer and their guns. It probably involved a bet of some nature. The oddest thing in the whole photo is not that they are naked from the waist down, or that they are holding beers in one hand a guns in the other hand. It the hat on the guy on the left, sure having your cap backwards is cool, but no one, and I mean no one is going to let a photo be taken with the back-strap of the hat undone like that. Being naked, sure, drinking while shooting, sure, on approved hat etiquette, not going to happen.

I'd hang with these guys, it he only fixed his fucking hat.

The Second

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This is Not Me

I just had to post this as when I first saw this I had to double check that it was a pic of my cock going into some guys ass. Wouldn't want a loose photo of me fucking ass to be floating around the internet. The thing that confirmed that it wasn't me was the sheets, I've never fucked someone sheets like those.

Things to Get Down in Writing Before I Forget Them

There have been three things that I have been meaning to get into words before my memory makes them into events that seem larger in retrospect that in reality.

The first:

Been working six days a week and a few times on Sunday for the past month or so, and I think things were starting to take a toll on me. Maybe it was a build up of sperm that usually gets released on a daily basis, though jacking off or messing about with one of my buddies. So being almost past horny, but focused on some deadlines I get a IM from my young Latino buddy. He has some time, and I can make some time, as he comes to my office.

When he got here, I first leaned against the edge of my desk front with him in front of me and I told him to slowly take off his cloths, first the shoes, then the shirt, then the pants, and finally underwear. I was thinking that I was going to play with him being totally naked in my office while I was fully clothed, but my cock had other plans, and demanded some attention right then and there. So I got him on his knees in front of me and unzip my fly and fished out my cock to find his warm mouth. Before long I was taking off all my cloths and back with my cock in his mouth. I'm slowing working him to be able to handle my cock all the way down his throat, right now only about seven inches makes it in before he gags and I pull out, I want him to take it all, and he wants it all.

After some cock sucking, I got him sitting on the floor against a leather club chair I have in the office, and I backed my ass to his forehead, with my balls in his eyes, and my cock in his mouth. I've been wanting him to really get into my balls and a bit into my ass with his mouth and tongue. So I moved around on his face letting him have access to my hairy ass and balls, and he playfully nipped at my inner thighs (that was great by the way.) He still seemed a bit reluctant to just dive right into my ass, and I didn't push it as my balls were having a great time as I held his face in position. We talked later and next time he's going to do exactly what I want him to do. While he was going after my balls and cock, I took some time with his uncut cock.

I was really rock hard after him playing with my inner thigh and balls, that I turned him around and bent him over the chair, and began to plow his ass. In and out, over and over again, holding his head down into the chair with his ass at just the right height. Grabbing his waist to pull him back onto my cock and thrusting forward at the same time. He was loving every thrust as my cock went from tip to balls, making sure that I was making as much skin to skin contact as possible, knowing that waves of pleasure were hitting him at every thrust. After some time I got him to turn over with his back on the seat of the chair and I plowed him some more, using my weight to really make sure he was feeling my cock in his ass.

When a bottom cums while I have my cock is thrusting in and out of his ass, it makes me feel like I've really got this fucking thing down. and while he almost came, he still jacked one out onto his chest before I pulled my spent pulsating cock from his ass. He showered and dress and went on his way, while I was able to get a bit more work in for the evening and being able to concentrate while doing it.

Does this mean the Dog is Gay?

Does anyone look at a picture like this and wonder if maybe the dog might me a homophobe, and is terrified to be in a situation as depicted? The short answer is No, the long answer is; if you do think that, your projecting your own feelings onto others and trying to make the world into an image of your liking which is what the Dark Ages were pretty much all about.

The dog is just warm and happy.

Also dog is GOD spelled backwards and someone could probably make some shit about that.

More odd things in asses

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Need some Help here

Okay the few people that read this blog, I need to ask a question that I don't know the answer to, and searching online just brings up to many tangents. Here is the question; can a penis being inserted into a guys ass, cause tearing that would require a trip to the ER and a whole lot of stitches. Some back ground is that the this is not the guys first time to bottom.

This his all a hypothetical question, it hasn't happened to anyone that my cock has been in and I will deny anyone who says otherwise.

So can an cock inserted into a lubed ass cause damage?

Eating Cum

Licking and eating cum, the few times that I have done this is not something that I remember as being a sexual act, but more of the final and things are over. There were a few times that I was anticipating on eating my own cum, but then when I came, all my desire left me at about the same rate as the cum came out of my cock. I've met a guy or two that just lets me jack one out onto their awaiting tongue, and a few that never let me get my cock out of their mouth as I cum down their throat.

My question is; is there any type of person that would be more of a cum eater than another. Like I'm not going to be eating any Lima beans if I have any say in vegetable, but there are some people that just cant get enough of Lima bean. Then again I felt that my cum was pretty tasteless, but maybe it's like my body odor, I'm to close to the source to have an objective point of view. So just based on my own experience, I'm not very likely to be tasting anyones cum at any point in the future.

Getting close to the end of the year

Getting near the end of the year, in business there is always the last minute tax deductions. Having a service that comes into the office at the end of the day to give everyone an end of day blow-job is probably something that the IRS would frown upon, still a nice thought though.

Reasons Not To Smoke

The above image shows the main reason why people should not smoke. They have to stop what they are doing and pay attention to the cigarette. Why would anyone want to be sucking cock and smoking, much less at the same time. I predict that in the future, images like this will be so rare as to make people wonder what those guys have in their hand, not the cocks, because I don't think those are going be changing anytime soon, but the butts in the other hand.

The Fun After the Ride

All summer long, this was the ideal of finding another guy that rode, and was a bottom. My success rate was nil on that front.  It might have been my schedule meshing up with another guys schedule, or it might have been that there is no one out there that is at my riding level that wants a top to fuck them at the end of the ride. I guess there is always the possibility of having your ass on a road bike for several hours, followed by a hard cock shoved up your ass aren't something that go together. Then there is the whole thing about having time to clean yourself up and out before such an encounter, which is another deterrent for spontaneity. So I guess that this one is either going to be just a fantasy, or carefully planned out encounter, either way, not the way my fantasy is for ending an hard ride on a bike, by shoving my hard cock into another guy.

Maybe a Bucked List Item

I recently became the owner of a pickup truck very similar to the one in the image above. While I was looking at the truck on the dealers lot, I opened up the back door, with the seats folded up, and thought to myself, "there is enough room in there to spread out a blanket and fuck someone." What I said out load was, "there is enough room to put my bike back there with out taking off the front wheel." Then I immediately thought, "and still have room to fuck someone." So now I'm wondering if a sexual encounter in the back seat of my pick-up truck is going to have an effect on the new car smell.

So now I have an item that I want to accomplished one day, and that is to get a bottom naked on the tailgate of my truck and fuck him out under the stars one night.

Winter Training

The Display of Decadence

What I remember of the Bible story about Sodom and Gomorrah is that Yahweh destroys the cities because Lot couldn't find ten righteous people in the city. In the city I image stuff like the image above was occurring on a daily basis. I have to ask the question, what is the point of such a display of public sexuality? Is it to convert others as some Christians would like to say? Is it to show the disinterested public that one person has power over another person? Is it for the sexual gratification of the individual on display for the own deep seated sexual desires to been seen as an object and not a person?

Sex is typically a consensual act between two people, sometimes is just one person, sometimes it's between several people, but most of the time it occurs in private between the consenting participants. Now, to have a public display of sexual acts, while in a controlled environment is probably a good thing for everyone involved,  this particular image seems to be in a public street forum. The nature of the public place indicates to me that the general public has an opportunity to catch a gander of something of this nature and if their inclination is such that they find this offensive to their beliefs, what is there to do? Ban the display? Warn everyone that enters the space that their senses may be overloaded with sex?

I just wish that if I were in a position to see a public display such as that, that there would be some type of controlled access to the area so that the easily offended would be warned that something of this manner is going on. Also I wonder if the rope is tied off to something that allows willing participants an opportunity to tug on it?

Bikers Ass is Pretty Much Over Till March

Been on the trainer indoors, and its not the same as being on the open road. Sure I can read on my iPad, or watch something on television, but there is not the motivational pull the the open road gives me.

Where else can you be where it is almost mandatory that you stare at a guys ass for hours upon hours. If you don't like the look of the ass in front of you, you could move forward, or drop back in the pelaton, the choice is yours. If the ass that you really would like to stare at for a while is faster than you, then you just have to pedal harder, and faster. Over all I think this is good motivation and everyone needs to think about getting out on a bike come early spring.

Zombie Apocalypse

So over the weekend I was catching up on a lot of stuff and came discovered that the Center for Disease Control (CDC) has a "Zombie Task Force." The idea behind this is that people, in general, are more scared of imaginary disasters, than real disasters, and will be better prepared. I also think this is because that real disasters are much slower in coming and can clearly be seen; were like a deer in headlights, unable or to stupid to move. Well anyway after I spent a few moments thinking about a zombie apocalypse, and what I would do, I finished up my back log of stuff and went on my merry way.

Then Sunday night "The Walking Dead" episode came on and opened up the zombie band-aid again for the weekend. One of the characters was / is pregnant and got me thinking about about how one would go about satisfying that need for sexual human contact after a zombie apocalypse starts. I['m guess that if people are thinking of sex it would be for procreation more so than for recreation, so would I disappear from the group to find some alone time to just jack one out in the wild.

This lead to my dream / nightmare, where I was sitting on a log in a quiet forest away from the other survivors of the zombie apocalypse, when I'm about to cum, and a zombie is right on top of me. My worst nightmare is to become a zombie with cum and lube on my cock, my pants down around my ankles, and having to be killed by a fellow survivor in a state like that. Maybe it's something from my childhood that playing with my cock is going to get me killed and humiliated after death. Dying while putting up a noble fight to a zombie is one thing, but to be caught with your pants down, masturbating something entirely different. The worst part would be that the zombie would probable eat or just rip off my cock.

So the best thing to do is to go to the cdcfoundation.org/zombies site get the preparation kit, and be prepared for those motherfuckers, and get them before they get you. You would also be prepared for all sorts of other disasters that are much more common if you followed these steps, so I think it's some sort of trick by the CDC to get people prepared, or maybe they know something that we don't.

Vespa

He almost makes a Vespa look as cool as a "hog." almost.

By the Pool

Just really like this photo from the first time that I saw it. The diagonal of the pool edge, the deep blue of the pool color, then you throw in a naked guy and that's that.

On another note; I've been wondering about Porn and the so called scripts. When two guys make eye contact, weather across the room, the bed, or even the street, having them naked with erect cocks shortly after that is totally believable. The only totally unbelievable part that I can see is that one is going to be the bottom and one is going to be a top and how is that determined other than the director saying so before the start of the shoot. Cause I've been in a situation where the other guy said he was versatile, but as soon as I got my fingers near his ass, suddenly he becomes the top, and he knew that I was the top coming into the situation. As for porn, I don't know if there is a subtle body movement that lets a top know that the bottom is ready willing and on his back, though maybe legs spread ass showing is pretty straight forward action. Other than very in your face gestures, sometimes I don't pick up on the subtle hints of other guys.

Bound

I find the quality of the knots very intriguing and if I were to walk into a room and unexpectedly find a guy in this position, what I would do varies depending on what I was doing before I walked into the room, also on what the eyes of the guy tell me.

What I don't understand about this fetish is where is the sexual play in this? and I wouldn't mind finding out what that is with first hand knowledge.

Not a Regulation Bike Short

While the shoes, gloves, and bike seem to be to regulation for cyclist, those short are definitely not, but if you want to wear them, be my guest. While I will not be following your lead on selection of bike shorts, I wouldn't be that far behind, or making you catch up with me.

I'm Weird

Okay, I know someone out there it going to think I'm stupid for this, or that my reaction was asinine, or that I just need to get my shit together, but here is what I thought was weird the other night.

The situation was the Monday night poker game. There were two other guys there, one top and one bottom. We sat around for the better part of two hours, watching and making fun of "Dancing with the Stars." I subtly tried to get the night moving by stripping down to my underwear, didn't change much, then I positioned my cock poking  out of the waistband of my underwear, and started rubbing the head, still not much reaction. So finally I dropped all the subtle pretense and just ask "when are we going to get started," well that got them moving along and shortly there were three naked guys in the room. (It is nice to know that I can hang out with other guys, strip down to my underwear and play with my hard cock, and it's no big  deal.)

The part that I thought was a bit weird started when me and my buddy (the other top) were standing side by side and the bottom was on his knees taking turns on our cocks, and at times both of our cocks were in his mouth at the same time. I'm tweaking my nipples, I'm tweaking the nipples of my buddy, our cocks are side by side, rock hard, as another guy is taking them to town and down his throat. Then the weird stuff; my buddy started to nuzzle his face into the nape of my neck, and I'm standing there with my cock in a guys mouth, next to a naked guy and thinking that what he is doing is gay, while everything else is just something that guys do with one another.

So why am I in a situation with two other guys, that a year ago I would have though was full blown gay, thinking its somewhat normal and then he starts nuzzling my neck and I'm thinking "dude; stop it, that is so gay." The reason that he can nuzzle against my neck is that my head is thrown back in pleasure from the deep blow job that I'm getting from another guy. The other guy, in a few minutes, is going to be face down on the ottoman with my cock buried in his ass, and I'm thinking why the hell is my buddy acting gay?

I know that whole thing seems fucked up, how can I put myself in a situation like that and not think it's gay, but then when my buddy does what he did, and I suddenly think that his action is gay. So I don't need any judgment on this because I'm saying it's fucked up somehow, just more, putting it out there to let other guys know that not all sex with other guys is clearly defined.

Note to Self:

Note to self, get more lube, the boy wants needs lots of lube.

On a side note; no one should have an red colored icy drink prior to giving blow jobs, no one wants to see red saliva on anyone's cock during a blow job. I think I've mentioned on here the time that I first tried on a cock ring, and was getting a great blow job, till the guys molars put a slice and left a scar on my cock. It's like the joke about the tattoo on the guys cock that reads differently when he's soft, than when he's hard. The scar is virtually invisible while soft, but easily seen when hard.

Why would I pass on a deep tissue massage with an unknown guy, but then get lucky with the boy? Well not so much as lucky more like, he texted, was available  and I told him to get his ass over here. Now to clean the pubes off my desk, and get in twenty miles on my bike before the sun sets.

Exposed Biker

Poppers

I truly don't understand poppers, I've seen guys use them, I've sniffed them myself and only got a headache. Some guys use them all the time, some guys say it makes them more horny. Maybe it's just me, I have been know to smoke a pack a day for a few weeks, then suddenly say, "I've smoked enough" and not have the desire to smoke again. What ever the case I don't really like being around smokers or popper users.

Post Ride

I've been trying to decide if this is a post ride photo or a pre ride phote. The dude has his shoes on and trying to get of riding shorts while wearing shoes is a bit of a challenge. The enlarged penis suggest pre ride, cause if you ride for any length of time, your balls tend to be pushed up about your cock and the idea of blood going to your cock before other parts of your body used during a ride suggest a very light ride.

Still this is had been me on a few rides, thinking more about my cock than the ride.

Riding Team

This is the type of guys that I would like to find around my neck of the woods for a riding team.

?

Was looking through some photos that I have have on my computer, and came across one of my cock. Didn't realize that it was my cock at first and my mind started to wonder, as the cock in my pants swelled a bit. It's not really incest if it's my own cock is it?

You are not Here

The image is looking at a region of space where there is little neutral hydrogen gas, thus allowing the astronomer and telescope to look out of our galaxy across time and space. Each individual point of light, while looking like a star, is an entire galaxy each containing billions of stars. This view is just a tiny view outside of our own galaxy suggesting that there are billions up billions of galaxies that each contain billions of stars.

Inside of these countless galaxies are more than countless stars, and round some of these stars are planets, some of which contain life, based on the physics that we can document and determine from our own little part of the universe. All of this suggests that the possibility of intelligent life is more probable than not somewhere out there.

So take a look at the picture and imagine yourself as near absolute insignificant in the over all scheme of things, and realize that what ever you do ultimately has no impact. Now go and do what you want to do and what you think you can do, sure failure is an option, it just doesn't mean squat. Being destructive is easy, creating something is hard, and usually worth while.

No one ever told me this was a job option

Watching some of the Ms Universe Pageant a few weeks ago, when the girls were introduced while the singer was singing on the left side of the stage. Beside the singer  were four shirtless nicely toned guys providing eye candy, and back up dancing. How come I had no idea that this could have been a career option when I was twenty. Why did my guidance Councilor never tell me that this was an option in life?

And why is it that they all seem to be twenty, and from the same gene pool? and from one female singer to the next, they could almost be brothers, though in Madonna's case there could be twenty-five years difference between their age.

We've objectified women all through society, so objectifying a few guys seems like just a start.

PS, after watching the Weird Al Special this past Saturday night, yeah, I've liked Weird Al since I first hear him on Dr Demento years ago, he had two backup dancers for this "Perform this Way" song. The two guys, while nice, normal looking guys, were not of the same caliber as the backup dancers for  female performer.

I'm glad to know that based on the parameters of the survey, I'm in the muscle bear sliver of the pie chart. I can live with that.

You can follow the link below and see where you fit into the pie chart, cause it always good to be able to classify and designate individuals into categories that are easily defined and understood by others. On second thought, forget that crap, don't follow the link, everyone is an individual and should be treated as such. The link below should be used for nothing more than harmless fun, and feel free to tweak the result to your own liking.

PS: If I lost 80 pound of weight, 6 inches in height, and 20 years of life, I would be an otter, man I like otters.



http://www.studiomoh.com/fun/census/results.php

I'm not even sure if this picture is what I think it is. Put a couple of action figures around it and would start to resemble the image below.

Things I've Never Told Anyone - Penthouse Mag

Years ago, while in grade school, I was walking home after classes were let out. walking alone, I must have been part of the cross walk guard, which delayed my leaving school, other wise I would have been with other people. I remember the day, early fall, pine needles on the street under the pine trees. The yellow brick house that always had a lot of cars parked in the driveway as well as the street. On this particular day there were few cars in front of the house, and a Penthouse Magazine laying face up on the street near the gutter.

I'm not sure if I was familiar with this type of magazine at the time, but one look inside turned me from mild manner grade school student to Gollum with his precious. Here were pictures of  people; men and women, that somehow made my groins stir. I knew instinctively that I needed to hide the magazine from the sight of others, and get to a private place where I could play with my penis while looking at the magazine.

The only reason that I've been reminded of that is because I came across the above image recently and the first thing that caught my attention is the line from the thumb to the tip of the cock. I know that it's pre-cum now, but on first reaction I thought it was a pin or a needle. The only reason that entered my mind was because the issue of Penthouse had an article about what "fun things" to do at a Christmas orgy, and one of the activities was to play pin the cock, with an illustration of a man, tied up, surrounded by several women, as they were taking turns putting pins into the guys penis. 

Do you have any idea what that does to a young man's mind? I'm still trying to figure it out myself really. Luckily I've never come across an image of pins in a penis since then, and with all the crazy shit that I have seen, it must mean that using a penis as a pin cushion at a Christmas orgy is something that probably never happened.

The only other thing I remember from the entire issue was near the beginning, A cock, semi hard, had a pencil lead sticking out of the tip, and a woman's hand was positioned around the shaft to make it look like a writing instrument, dis-embodied from the rest of the man. I have no idea why my brain would retain that image after all these years, but its there, 

It's not what it seems, it's Yoga

I've mentioned on here back in May of my experiment at a young age to see if I could bend my body into a position that would put my cock into my mouth. Change this scene a bit, me on the floor, but in the same position, and the person walking in being my sister, and she just opening my bedroom door without knocking, and this is what you get. Scarred for fucking life.

Swallowing my Own Semen

The comment the other day from Hornyfather about driving and jacking and cleaning up after yourself got me thinking about swallowing my own semen. Several weeks ago I did just that for the first time. Not like before, where I had it in the palm of my hand and felt like I was a kid being force to eat a vegetable that I just knew that I wouldn't like. The more recent tasting was to find the subtleties of my cum, with flavor, texture and aftertaste. The results after several tastings is that what you put into your body has a big influence on the taste. A little research tells me that beer drinkers are going to have the best tasting semen. Mine on the other hand tends to taste like the supplements that I use while riding, as I tend to jack off more after a long ride. Maybe it's my own experience or my experience tainted by "Bull Durham" but the sexual release of semen prior to an athletic event saps my energy for the event.

While doing a bit of online research for std's transmission through ingestion of semen from a guy, it's easy to develop a sense of paranoia. It's almost got me to the point where I'm going seal myself in a sterile environment and tell all you fuckers to leave me the fuck alone. There are so many std's out there, that if you only worry about the one or two big ones; Hep, and HIV, then your missing out on all the small ones. The ones that give you a rash for a day or so, the ones that give you the symptoms of a cold and go away on their own.

Why isn't there an std that gives you something positive, like x-ray vision, or the ability to read minds? No, they all do damage to your cells in one way or another. If it wasn't for the fact that humans have been fucking anything and everything since the dawn of time, and we're still here, I would consider giving up all sexual contact with other humans, but we're pretty resilient.

It wouldn't surprise me to find out that I may have had sexual contact with a guy, that was with a guy, that was with a guy, that was with a girl, that was with a guy, who one night while alone and horny in the sheep barn as a teenager had a novel idea instead of just simply jacking off. To be less subtle; he takes his teenage rock hard cock and shoves it into the ass end of the sheep till his seed erupts from his cock into the ass of the now traumatized sheep.

Saturday Biking

If everyone got out and biked, you would see people like this, and if you do it long enough you might become more like this. I know I have.

How Gay am I?

A 25 year old guy just hit me up on an online hookup site, asking for me to come by his place and suck his cock during his lunch break. My response was; You have a nice body, but I'm not much of a cocksucker, more of a top, and like getting my cock sucked more.
The intention was to turn him down without saying no, by telling him more of what I was looking for. Sent the email and didn't expect a reply, just the opportunity to see his private picks of his. His ass in a jock strap has that porn star, don't know if it just photos well, or what. So while my initial reaction to seeing his profile pic got my dick hard instantly, will I meet him? Don't know. His last email indicated that that was hot, but he needed more time, so I sit here at my desk with pre-cum oozing out of my cock, and wondering if I should just jack off and call it a day or wait.

Bucket List Item

Here is a bucket list item that I would put other there.

I've always wondered what it would be like to have an erection while face down on the sand right at the surf line. Is it possible for my cock to burrow down into the sand, and if so what would that feel like.


The first things to come to mind would be sand paper, burrowing crabs, glass, and a whole list of other things that now that I think about it I would never put my cock into the sand at any beach any where, but hey, it looks cool when this guy does it.

I think it's a European thing

I've spent some time in Europe and know that they have a different attitude about sex and sexuality. Perusing a newsstand in a major European City, and your going to be able to buy several varieties of porn magazines. Public nudity is not an issue, the English Gardens in Munich is filled with naked bodies on sunny days (the nice part is that I haven't found any pics of naked people in Munich.)

I'm pretty sure that the above photo is of some festival in Sweden, I'm guessing something that goes back to the stone age. Just imagine if Michele Bachmann were witnessing this parade of penis, if she didn't condemn it for some hedonistic display of debauchery, the world might be a better place.

Every male on this planet, has or had a penis, and every human on this planet came about because a penis got excited and spilled its seed on or near a fertile egg. Just because I like spilling my seed, with no fertile eggs in sight doesn't make it any less of a natural act.

Book Dealer

I don't know what the book is about, but for some reason I want a copy of the book.


The url at the bottom of the photo is to Alexander Cherpurnyak's web site which shows his photography. It's not porn related, just a photographer who takes pictures of body builders, along with the usual litany of photographic subjects.

Driving Exposed

I came across a short video the other day someone had shot of themselves jacking one out while driving down the highway. There is always the thrill, and danger of exposing yourself in a public way, and for some reason I got the urge to do that also.

So last week I was heading over to my buddies house after work, and planned on getting my cock all worked up a bit on the ride over there. This being just after work, and me being hungry prompted a stop at a drive-thru window. Now this was early in the trip, so no one saw more than a unzipped fly and they would have had to crawl halfway into my car to see that. In retrospect, eating hot things in a car while driving on a highway with my cock sticking out of my fly may not sound like the best idea I've ever had, but in this case nothing out of the ordinary happened.

Did I think it was "hot" and "exciting" not really, after I ate of course and had time to get my cock hard, maybe. If a passenger was in the car with me with the time and the inclination to show my cock some attention as it was poking out of my slacks, it would have been a different story. If I knew that they were going to swallow all my cum, leaving no mess, definitely. Me alone with a cock in my lap and a burger in my left hand, shifting gears with my right hand is not the stuff the porn in made of.

The poking out of my slacks was part of the issue also. I wasn't going to pull my slacks down to my knees, so just through an open fly and the folds of fabric my cock looked about 4" long.

So will I do it again, maybe if the right passenger is in the car, and I know that they are going to lick up every drop of cum that comes out of my cock.

Straps

It'd be interesting having a handle on which to grab onto as your going after a bottom.

Three Officers

A park ranger, a sheriff, and a police officer walk behind behind a bar. Sounds like the start of a joke, but as the image above shows more of the start of a sexual fantasy. I think the park ranger on the left is going to be getting the long end of the stick, and it looks like the other two can't wait for things to start.

While this has never happened to me, nor probably never will, I did have an encounter with a sheriff recently. Wasn't like most people would think, I was in a position of power, talking with another person who brought the sheriff into the conversation. So I heard a few of the stories that no sheriff would ever want to admit to, but happens all the time. It wasn't sexual in any way, it was about being preemptive with people who are prone to big officers of the law trouble.

The point is that he smelled like the guy I wrote about in a "The Smell of a Man", and I was tempted to make some sort of advance. The problem was I'm not sure if I have the balls to do that, there were several other people around, and on top of that it's not even a fantasy I have. Though I will admit a man in a uniform makes that man better looking that not being in a uniform.

After seeing the photo above, I now have a fantasy of walking into a situation where three guys in uniforms are about to start getting nasty with one another and sit back and enjoy the show.

Riding today

I've been working towards doing a 100 mile ride and it starts right now. So I'm going to be spending the next few hours looking at a lot of guys asses in spandex. Nice tight asses, and arms, and stomachs, all for the next 100 miles. My one concerns is that I've been training enough that most guys are going to be staring at my ass as I'm at the head of the peloton, leading the way.

It's amazing what can fit in an ass

I first say this photo and my initial reaction is that the guy on the left is the mortal enemy of the guy in the sling and he is reaching in and about to pull out the guys heart and laugh maniacally as the guys dies, watching his heart beat in the hands of another guy as the life fades from his body.

Put the scenario in an R rated film and a good christian person will go and see that and maybe even laugh manically along with the killer. Because obviously to have the power to reach into another person and pull out their still beating heart requires the conviction of a true believer to occur.

Have the same scenario in a film where hard cocks are also shown, and suddenly it becomes a depravity of society that must end, or all of mankind is going to fall apart at the seams.

Personally I'm just amazed that the bottom, in this case, is experiencing pleasure on a level that most people will never experience, and that a human appendage of that size and length can fit into an orifice to that depth. I would guess that stuff like this has gone on since the dawn of man, and just because a photo of this is now available to be seen by someone that couldn't imagine such an act, doesn't mean that it's not natural. It also doesn't meant that I may every see something like this in person much less experience it.

Update on the 8" dildo

The dildo has gone well. I've learned that because it's a realistic representation of the male cock, then dong is the proper term to use in this situation. So one afternoon last week, after the office was cleared out, I pulled the box off the shelf where I am storing said phallus and proceeded to introduce it to my freshly cleaned ass.

It started with a slight back and forth as the tip of the dong discovered and tried to enter my anal cavity. I let them get to know one another and I applied ample amounts of lube to get the party started. Slowly the tip of the dong got more comfortable with my ass, as well as my ass with the size of the dong. The one thing that was slightly deceptive on the dong's part was that it starts out narrow, teasing me into think that everything was going to go in smoothly, but it tapers to the base, not like my dildo, which is the same diameter from to to bottom.

After a few minutes of playing with the dong, maybe it was hours, I can't really remember, the thing was in my ass to its metaphorical balls. I have a picture to prove that fact that this dong was in my ass, but the chances of anyone reading this seeing that picture is virtually zero, though I will consider all offers.

I know that things take time to get used to new things, but over all, at this point I'm still saying that I'm a top. I appreciated bottoms, and try to understand whats happening when my cock is being slammed in and out of their ass, but I don't think it's for me. I'm certainly not like the big guy the other day, where I stuck one lubed finger just past the first joint into his ass and I could have gotten him to do anything in the world for me at the point. I sometimes wish my ass was that sensitive, just to experience the waves of pleasure that I gave that guy that day, I think that if I had really pushed him, he would have passed out from pleasure.

Some things I've learned recently

I know I'm not a small guy, but at the same time, I've never used my size for any power play. Recently I met up with a guy that was one inch shorter than me, and forty pounds lighter than me, and realized that I must scare the shit out of a few guys.

This guy was probably the biggest guy that I've been naked with, and knowing that he goes to gym practically every day of the week, and I can still hold my own with him makes me feel pretty good. I've never given it much thought that when I push a guy down on the bed, or turn him over or around, that they would see me as some giant, but doing something similar to this guy was a different story, luckily he responded well to verbal commands, so I didn't have to get rough with him.

In my world, I'm a normal size person, with normal size body parts. In the man on man world, either I'm dealing with just a bunch of small guys, or I'm some giant with a huge cock. No one has tried to tie me down, so I'm going with small guys.

Bucket List

After that movie came out a few years ago, everyone now has an idea of what they are listing on their bucket list, and I admit that I've thought of a few items that I would like to put on a bucket list. The items that I've already thought of included; helping a friend bury a body in a bean field in the middle of the night, or sacrificing my life to save a bus load of school children. These particular items are not something that anyone is every going to plan or really look forward to, but they are on my list.

Who gives a shit if skydiving, or driving a fast car is on your list. If you really want to experience those things, just do it. I've heard of a weekend get away in Dallas that will put you up in a four star hotel, and on a Saturday afternoon pick you up in a limo to take you to a test track to drive a selection of very expensive cars fast on a closed circuit loop.

I know if I put items on a bucket list, they are going to be more than just something that I can do in a weekend, and will be things that can't or really shouldn't be planned, so until then I have my plastic sheeting on the ready, but not friends that I feel are going to be needed that particular help.

The Beauty of a Knot

Where does one learn to tie knots like this, I'm pretty sure the boy scouts don't teach this (at least the scout troop that I was in,) and I'm not sure if they are sailors knots. Either way there is a beauty to these knots in more ways than one.

Part of the appeal of this is that to partake of this particular fetish, one has to put themselves 100% into the hands of another person. It's this giving up of your freewill for the sexual satisfaction of another person that can be exciting for the one tied. I think this feeling would be similar to people that are "born again" where they accept a higher power into their lives that allows them not to worry about the small thing in life.

So yeah, I'm comparing a born again christian, to a sexual fetish.