50 first crutches

Hello loyal viewers, and welcome back to the blog! This week's edition is on "how to get more bang out of your buck for your crutches!"

"But crutches are just for lame people to walk with," you say?
Not if you're caught in THIS situation!


Then your friends can have endless hours of fun at sports such as crutch duelling,


Hide and seek with crutches (supported pullups!)


reverse engineered crutches (and subsequent reallocation of resources)


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and yea, gg yaox, get well soon, coz i don't think your crutches will survive very long.

NES Rock band

Flashback to childhood:

It's a Rock band that plays only covers of old NES game themes.

talk about a niche audience.

in other news this guy does a pretty good electric guitar solo on the super mario theme with sound effects included. =)

apres.mid

So fil was saying how mezza was going to town to buy boox, and i said i needed to buy boox too.
F: "What sort of boox?"
A: "textboox."
F: "boox.txt?"
A: "shit guyz, that's like whatsup.doc"
F: "vampire.bat? company.exe screw.dat apa.ini"
A: "battering.ram"
F: "1.pdf 2.pdf 3.pdf"
A: "caughtin.zip"
F: "She.rar windy.torrent"
A: "cray.dll"
F: "help"
A: "goodbye.wav"
F: "superfami.com"
A: "quixand.swf"
F: "bright.flash"
A: "little.sys"
F: "ineed.hlp"
A: "closeto.inf"
F: "nice.sav big.bmp"
A: "nomoneyto.gif"
F: "whitemilky.ppt nice.mov"
A: "ad.lib deep.bas"

etc. etc. i think the point's made. ><

FISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And so i went back to RJ today, and i hit the motherlode!



FISH!!!!!!!!!!!! I think i was the only sod in the canteen who was actually EXCITED about what he was eating. I saw the fish in the stall, and very instinctively said "FISH!!!" upon which the people in the queue stifled a laugh. So i queued up behind them, and the @#$#@es took all the rest of the fish. So i waited. But boy was it worth the wait. I am happy today.

metro, boulot, dodo!

The theory of relativity in words of four letters or less

Time sink

What does the title have to do with those, you ask?
absolutely nothing.