Mas Selamat.

This is Mas Selamat.


He's a terrorist escaped from the detention centre (in Singapore) near Joy's school. I was so blur when Joy text messaged me that time to tell me bout his escape. She could have met him prolly in her school, since the most dangerous place would be the safest place. Here's Joy's entry bout him. I believe he's still not found.

And just now, Ronnie told us that some joker believes that Selamat managed to escape Singapore and he's now in Malaysia.

How we know?

That's because when he crossed the strait from Singapore to Malaysia, there's a huge banner there written "Selamat Datang ke Malaysia!"

LOL

No Air.

I think I finally understood why Jordin Sparks (or inspired to sing) sung No Air.




... she must have experienced Malaysia's KTM at peak hour. Enough said.

Banyak Random!

One random riddle:

When Jesus plays a musical instrument, what's His favourite chord?














Answer: Gsus (Je-sus)

LOL! Good one right?

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Today during the kg meeting in CF, we were supposed to introduce ourselves and share something interesting that happened last week just to break the ice.

I like what Rachel shared.

As everyone knows that yawn is contagious right?

She said, there was once when she was on the wheel when she saw a policeman yawning. As a reflex, she yawned and then she turned away. The driver beside her car saw her yawning and he yawned as well. Hence, the yawn was passed on from the policeman to Rachel to the driver next car. LOL!

And also, there was once when she was driving pass the Puchong toll, she came across this garbage truck who passed by the toll and guess what?

GARBAGE TRUCK HAS TO PAY TOLL AS WELL! I didn't know that! LOL!

New revelations eh? =)

Nerdy pickup lines.

A good one from Whay Ying:-

whay ying . chris crocker says (9:36 PM):
if you were an enzyme

whay ying . chris crocker says (9:36 PM):
i would be DNA helicase

whay ying . chris crocker says (9:37 PM):
so i could unzip your genes

whay ying . chris crocker says (9:37 PM):
HAHAHAHA

(hint: unzip your jeans)

Another one:

whay ying . chris crocker says (9:45 PM):
Nice blouse. But it would look even better accelerating at 9.8 m/s² toward my bedroom floor.

(Hint: gravity)

Very good one right?

Who is faster?

Yeah, who is faster? Hot or Cold?

Duh. It's so obvious right, of course la Hot!

Why?

'Cause we can easily catch cold.

Not true? Oh well, I just caught one.

ruler.

xue theng. says:
i cannot find my ruler

xue theng. says:
can i borrow yours

chipMUNK | says:
ruler?

xue theng. says:
found it

chipMUNK | says:
i thought he's on the throne?

xue theng. says:
lmao WTH

xue theng. says:
hahahhaa

chipMUNK | says:
oh no, i think he must be in bed now

chipMUNK | says:
what a boring life he has

chipMUNK | says:
no shopping, no jamming, no cyber cafe

chipMUNK | says:
kesian.

chipMUNK | says:
NO MSN also!

chipMUNK | says:
lol!

chipMUNK | says:
no switchfoot for him also!

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omg. Psychology assignment is killing me! Ugh.

Jesus.

On Friday night, Mun Wah came into my room with her mp3 player.

"Jie, can put Jesus in for me ah?"

"Why do you want to put Him in? Don't keep Him inside can?"

"=.= I mean the song la"

(Duh.)

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Yesterday I was down with bad cold. Was in my jacket the whole time.

Like how Li Anne aptly put it, "Blocked nose = torture".

During meals, I do not know if I should eat or breathe.

Last night, while chatting with Joy, suddenly something prompted my heart.

"Proclaim your healing"

Isaiah 53:5 "By His stripes, we are healed"

So I decided to proclaim my healing. By faith, I know I'm healed because of His complete work on the cross.

True enough. Today, I woke up feeling all well and there isn't any sign of cold anymore! All glory to Dr Jesus!

Was having an interesting conversation with Su-Ern over MSN..


Ernie says:
but u and me...we are still young

Ernie says:
hahaha

Ernie says:
meaning that no rush to get in a relationship

Ernie says:
hahaha

Ernie says:
dun misunderstand

민치 | says:
hahaha

민치 | says:
yeap

Ernie says:
hahha

Ernie says:
it sounded lesbian

민치 | says:
les? in what way?

Ernie says:
the first statement

Ernie says:
hahahahahahahahaa

Ernie says:
yeah

민치 | says:
LOL. now that i realise


Okay, that sounded abit wrong. I didn't notice it at first (because I know what she was saying) until she tells me. Funny la!

Fret not, she's straight.

dera is torture.

mk | says:
im on hol la dera

iRiN says:
owwhh so nice

iRiN says:
lol

iRiN says:
talking to su-ern and she just called me dear also!

iRiN says:
wat's this man!

iRiN says:
dearie dearie

mk | says:
ehh i din call you dear

mk | says:
i called you dera

mk | says:
hahaha

mk | says:
as in 'torture'

mk | says:
HAHA!


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Okay, I know its lame.

You should see Irin's after-reaction. Cute! It was funny at that time but now, its not.