Money Money Money! So Funny!

Went out with me Mom for Dr's appointment followed by lunch today. Anyways.....those close to me will know that i've been thinking a lot about $$$$$$ these few weeks. Got a small sum of money that i can play around with, and considering that i won't be earning anything till i'm 29, yar...i'll be stressing about it REAL soon. Cos of money on the back of my mind, i tend to try to find niches in the market, see where i can put my butt in the consumer market. and NO DEXTER i dun want to put my butt out on Desker Road.

Anyways, was looking around guardian when i saw this MAGNIFICENT product.




"What is Really Raw® Honey?
Really Raw® Honey is totally unprocessed honey. It still contains pollen, propolis, honeycomb and live enzymes -- all the goodness the bees put in! That's why Really Raw® Honey is creamy, smooth and spreadable with sweet and crunchy cappings. Really Raw® Honey is gathered from fields of wildflowers planted by nature, without pesticides or fertilizers.

No other honey tastes as good as Really Raw® Honey!
One whiff of our honey, with its distinctive aroma of wildflowers, tells you this is something special. With your first taste, you'll know you are eating something utterly extraordinary. The flavor is unlike any honey on the market. The bees choose the color, flavor, and texture of our honey by the varieties of wildflowers and herbs they forage. We retain these qualities and all the nutrients the bees put in by making sure that our honey is never strained, never filtered, and never heated. "

If you are wondering what the hell are cappings, they are actually "The crunchy bits of pollen, propolis, and capping wax that crown each jar of our honey are called "cappings"."

Anyways, yes...cool....interesting huh? I mean look at the bottle, super kanasai packaging, very interesting though, so i picked it up and it costs a friggin $114.50!!!! ITS MORE EXPENSIVE THAN MANUKA HONEY! Then i got thinking....i mean WOW. WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW FRIGGIN WOW! Its basically the same honey every honey maker uses, BUT they don't spend money to strain, filer and heat the honey......JUST shove it into a cheapo container to instill the "organic fresh from farm" feel and OVER CHARGE THE HELL OUT OF EVERYONE! FUCKING BRILLIANT LAR!!!!

So....i mean...i trust you all not to steal my idea...but too excited liaoz....i want to share it with YOU! Needs some capital too, anyways my product will be.....

"What is Farking Fresh® Milk?
Farking Fresh® Milk is totally unprocessed milk. It still contains milky clumps, fur, bovine juice and live enzymes -- all the goodness the cows put in! That's why Farking Fresh® Milk is creamy, smooth and spreadable with sweet and chewy furballs. Farking Fresh® Milk is gathered from wide open fields of pasture planted by nature, without pesticides or fertilizers.

No other milk tastes as good as Farking Fresh® Milk!
One whiff of our milk, with its distinctive aroma of bovine sweat, tells you this is something special. With your first taste, you'll know you are drinking something utterly extraordinary. The flavor is unlike any milk on the market. The cows produce the color, flavor, and texture of our milk by the huge varieties of grass and herbs they consume. We retain these qualities and all the nutrients the cows put in by making sure that our milk is never strained, never filtered, and never heated.

Farking Fresh® Milk - Its like sucking out from a teat! ;D "

Time for my first million baby......

COCk

PARADE PARADE! That's all that happened to me this week. Haiz...thought i was too short to go for Change of Command (COC) parade. Read somewhere saying only pple at least 1.72 and above can do parade lor! And considering that a COLONEL is leaving Air Defence Group. SO BIG DEAL LEH!! That's what i told me mdm, so big big important event! Must literally raise the profile of Airforce! Must have all the TALL TALL pple to do parade....but NOOOOOOOOO....my short ass is apparently sufficient. Unjust. At least i got 1 day off out of it. Hee....

Going to get real busy real soon. Manpower cut in me Flight, so i will be in Tekong way too often. There for a 4 day stint this monday!! Bless the guy that will be with me on me 4th day. USUALLY, i have 3 day stints, and on the LAST day, i simply become Mad MuN. Shaking pple for no apparent reason.... growling at pple that come to close...... try to climb the medic........ hit pple at the back of their heads for laughs.... make circles as i pee......
So yar....4 day stint...quite scary. Probably need a sedative....

Outside of my oh so very friggin' exciting NS life, i'm loving me honey as usual! (watch those goosebumps shuxian. I haven't even started me moosh yet.) Went Zouking with me love! Quite fun, esp since zouk not so crowded. Hee...i guess its the 1st time i went to a club, look at botak despo guys and thought. LOSER. HAHAHAHAHHA! Been shopping quite a bit, new shopping place, HAJI LANE! So refreshing to go there...very sian of the crowds at Orchard, and the clothes at Haji are SO much cooler. Haiz, budden not enough men's clothes there though, still cannot totally abandon Orchard.

All is quiet on the family side of things, me elder sis is getting married!! CONGRADULATIONS!! CONGRATS TO MuN!! HE GOT AN EXTRA ROOM!!!! Now now......i can remove all the shelves on the right wall.....1...maybe 2 5feet tanks, maybe a gerbil city on the wall where the bed used to be.......

Seeing my sister preparing for her wedding....haiz...can't help feeling so DAMN OLD! And now I feel more grown up. Not in a mature sense of way...i feel exactly the same, i just start to see things with dollar $ign$ more often. Haiz..need to find money! MONEY! Came to terms with the fact that i'd probably never own my white M3!! *sniff* NEVERMIND! I'll trade my honey honey HONEY BUNNY for any stupidly wasteful, fuel inefficient, tax heavy, white, engine purring, stupendously sexy, mouth-watering leather, double twin exhausts, M3. Yar...stupid lousy M3. I rather me honey ANYTIME. I want a toyota. A Toyota Wish i got an M3.



'Picture Perfect!'


'How can you not LOVE this face?! For all you guys that think u can though...LINE UP AND GET CASTRATED!'

10 Things You Might Not Want to Know about MuN

My Honey tagged me...so yar..boh bian lor like that! :P HAhahhah! *muaks*

Rules of the game:
Each player of this game starts off with ten weird things or habits or little known facts about themselves. People who get tagged must write in a blog entry of their own list of 10 weird things or habits or little known facts, as well as state this rule clearly. At the end of this, you must tag 6 people and list their names. No tagbacks!

Here goes...

1. I can stuff 4 digestive cookies in me mounth...at ONCE.

2. My farts can kill bird one.

3. When someone bores me, I put on my smily face and zone off indefinately.

4. I think puppies are WAY cuter than babies.

5. I have to sniff anything b4 putting it in me mouth. (sounds so wrong right? purposely one)

6. I think V-necks are WRONG.

7. If i see a ripe zit...I really REALLY really REALLY REALLY want to burst it.

8. I can get real bitey....and gnawy.

9. The next best thing to an orgasm is to have a nice shit while reading 'Get Fuzzy'

10. I like to get high on cough syrup.....s h i o k ..... *googly eyes*


And...

The lucky 6 pple i tag:

1) Melissa
2) Kolie
3) Elvis
4) Dexter
5) Joshua

HAHHAHAAH....i think only Melissa has an active blog. TOO BAD! EVERYONE ELSE BETTER WAKE UP IDEA!!! Don't have a 6th huh? oh well...to make up for it.....

11) To test water condition in my fish tank/pond water...i taste it.

12) I bite my finger nails.

13) I use the bit off nails to floss me teeth.

14) I like a wee bit of pain..... *hee*

15) Smell of garlic and seseme oil releases the salivating animal in me.

16) I dun wear underwear when i sleep. Need it to be free to be free to be freeeee....

17) I sing when i drive alone.

18) I've gotten into an accident while singing..... :/

19) I've already chosen my best men. You guys better not get married b4 i do!

20) MuN can get ALL LOVEY AND MOOSHY TILL U get GOOSEBUMPS! SO! SHUXIAN!! You better turn down you air-con while reading my blog, cos there is a LOT MORE MOOSH WHERE MuN IS!!!

*giggles*

Sweet Slumber

To share your bed with someone else. The ultimate intimacy. To lay next to each other and slowly fade into dreamland without any reservations. That's the ultimate trust. To hear the constant breathing of someone next to you. To know someone is right next to you when to drift into sweet slumber. Feeling safe and content. To wake up in the middle of the night and glimpse someone sleeping next to you. Feeling as safe and contented as you do. Your heart feels up with warmth. These are moments you would want to last forever.

Thank you.

Thank you for last night Dexter......

Territories

Why do you want to invade my privacy? Don't you know that a person's room is sacred? Don't you know when to respect a person's space? Of course you do. You have a small cosy room all to yourself. A room NO ONE can meddle with. Not even your own husband dares to touch stuff in your room.

Maybe its primal instinct, maybe i'm just one selfish asshole that don't share. Whatever the fucking reason. I don't like to come back to my room and see a fugly clothes hanger nailed to the back of my door! Do you not have a hp? Cos i do. I went to Tekong for fucks sake! Not bloody Antartica. Just one call and one question. Then we would have avoided our arguement just now, and might have avoided our awkward and tense lunch that we going to share later. Is it so difficult?

7 yrs i've been away, alone where you left me. I fended for myself. If you want to be super calculative. I'll minus off the damn holidays. That makes 5 yrs. FIVE FUCKING YEARS I HAVE NO ONE TO ANSWER TO. 5 Years i looked after myself, cooked for myself and guess what? I cooked for my friends too! Maybe even looked after i few of them.

Can't you respect that? Can't you realise that your days of mothering me has come and gone? A hanger on my door without telling me IS a fucking big deal. It says u don't give a fuck what i think and that you actually have a say as to what goes on in my room! That makes you a hypocrite. I hate hypocites.

Keep up. Its 2007. You are still stuck in '96. I got a fucking degree already...not goddamn PSLE's. Be a mother to be. I don't need a nanny. I want to love and respect you. Right now i love and respect you cos i have to. That's y i'm bitching on my blog and not in your face. But if this shit carries on.....i can only take so much. Having the same blood makes you family. Does not mean i have to love you.