One eye blogging

Mom got me an eye-patch! Yay! However, its not all good leh, cos my 'patched' eye is still open....so there is a blurred black spot around the right-centre of my vision. Well...only having one eye is DAMN irritating. Really NOTHING to do lor......when watch TV...must use patch...then if watch too long.....headache......then take off patch..... fucking ku ku eyed. ARGH! Can't wait for my left eye to get operated on!!!! Can't wait to play tennis again!!! And also....using the patch and walking around with one eye gives rise to another problem ----- Depth Perception. WAh KAOZ>.....always knocking stuff over, and walking into walls.

Why am i not sleepy?! Just want to sleep fast and sleep long....let the days past faster....and get my left eye CUT! Oh, incidentally, my right eye is apparently PERFECT. His exact words were...."Better then perfect vision." BUt i think, talk cock one lar....how can anything be better than perfect?! So bullshit. I still have some xan guang though....25degrees, down from 200. So yar....FANTASTIC. Hopefully, my left eye will experience the same success. Also been really lucky, cos i never had 'complications' after the surgery. I kaypoh with some of the other patients and seems like they have problems with dry eyes leh. Like now, i am completely off eye drops, and some of the patients have to constantly use lubricant drops every 5 to 6 hrs leh! Kaoz.

Watched NDP with Bern, Bert and Bo bo. Not so bad leh...was much less propagandic and corny then usual. But still got over-enthusiastic(?!) pple sia. The "I LOVE SINGAPORE!! SINGAPORE IS MY HOME! YEAH YEAH YEAH!!" Wah lan eh......get a GRIP can? I dun even love my mother that much for fuck's sake. But dun get me wrong! I do love this island of mine....waited so damn long to come home......and when i got home, i'm not disappointed. But love also must know the bad side of things right? As i said....nothing is better than perfect, and i am absolutely sure that NOTHING is perfect. Stuff like.....PAP not developing local talent.....so short-sighted and too fucking impatient to spend money and unlocking local potential....too busy spending (ok..much less money) cash to get expats and 'foreign talent' to come over to 'plug' the gaps. Take Susilo for example! EXCELLENT EXAMPLE! No local badminton player NOW? BUY ONE! Ok!! OK! I also dun mind....buy one!! BUT MAKE SURE HE CAN FUCKING WIN!!!!! Not bring the nation's hopes high high and LOSE!!! If we want to lose, nah beh...u send me there to play lar!!! NO DIFFERENCE! I can even lost with more guang rong then him sia. Now u can say...."Eh! Then like that....the foreign talent will be super sian lor...so much pressure.....can never win!!"
WELL !! One solution. "DON'T BUY FUCKING FOREIGN TALENT THEN!!"
I seriously prefer to see a S'porean try and fail....rather then a foreigner winning the Olympics.

Lasik plus 4

I CAN SEE!!! HAHAH Got contact lens for my left eye yesterday....so can see see see! THE WORLD IS SO BEAUTIFUL!! Arh bullshit. I'm really happy no major complications happened, and am DAMN surprised at how fast the actual surgery took. Blade took around 4 secs to cut...laser itself about 15 seconds, and about half a minute for the doctor to prep and do 'final touches' to the eye. Dunno my exact degree of my corrected eye yet. BUt it seems that its zero....however, was driving home just now, and realized i still have xan guang leh. Not as jialat as b4...but still have. A bit sian by this, cos i xan guang kinda restricts my ability to gauge how far the cars are behind me at close range. But ok lar...my xan guang has been corrected to some degree...and apparently, i'll only fully know how successful the lasik went on Monday's consultation.

Most importantly...cos i can see.........and armed with a BRAND NEW PAIR OF OAKLEYS!!! I've always wanted cool sunglasses lor!!! never can wear cos of specs! NOW CAN! HAHAHAH!!! And yar...i went FISH SHOPPING!!!!!!!!! WOOOHOOO! SO HAPPY! I got 2 brand new fighting fish, a catfish and a GAR!!! YAY! SO SPECIAL. Fighting fish in my toilet now btw. And oh....the last fighting fish i bought....which i blogged about...probably a year ago...is STILL ALIVE! He old man liao leh......got white fin already. HAhahhHA. Farnie. Oh....the new ones i bought are special cos their whole bodies are BLUE!!! Usually, the head and gills are black...but they are a COMPLETE EVEN BLUE! Cool right?! Visiting the old haunts were fun too. Go in then got shouts from uncle's and aunties....

"Xiao Di!!!! Hui lai liao arh?!"

Or

"Xiao Di!! Lai lai lai!!!! Yao he cha ma?"

Cool........well...they treating me nice worked though...fucking gave them $200 today. Arh well...its WELL WORTH IT!!!

Anyways...let me jump to another topic. Try to blog as much as i can b4 the contact lens in my left eye go all dry on me. Lazing around thinking got me to realize that now that i'm home...i really dun have any reason to blog liao leh! Cos i started this thing so that friends back home can kinda see wat i doing. Which kinda FAILED.......cos of u all that read my blog IS in UK with me at the time. So kam. Yar so...now home liaoz.....a bit boh liao to blog. SO...if i continue blogging. There will be 2 reasons. 1) I am damn bored. 2) MICHEAL HUANG! I BLOGGING FOR YOU MAN!!! SO U BETTER FUCKING VISIT AND READ THIS DAMN BLOG!! Or else i go ALL childish and say "I dun friend u liaoz....." __ 3) And finally....i think i'll blog when i'm STIMULATED. And no...that does not mean i'll only blog when something decides to rub me in a particular way in a particular place, and at a particular time. I guess i'd blog when i somehow realized that my hit counter is somewhat rising and pple ACTUALLY LEAVE ME COMMENTS!!! You dun even have to say NICE things!!! U can say "Fucker mun...i reading ur blog lar u ccb. Can stop kao beh kao bu-ing?!" (Dex...dun even think of doing it.) Yar lor! So when i do blog.......got some response lor! No response i might as will start writing stuff on my wall right?! HAhaah.

ALL THAT BEING SAID. I'm gonna blog much much less though. :P HAHAHAh. Aiya...got fish to look after. My dog haven't fully recovered from his humping accident. I'm my sister's personal chauffeur, still undergoing Lasik, need to go enlist, need to tell Indonesia that if they still keep my Indo passport...they should take it and shove it up their respective asses. Need to find a blue ring-necked parakeet.........need to somehow find viagra.....crush it into powder form and feed it to my pair of parrots. Wah KAOZ....the list goes on and on i tell u. Oh yar! And i need to find a place where i can meet desperate chio bus. Hmmmz...... actually...come to think of it....i already know sia. If u find a place full of chio bu's, and u walk in....and they are ALL DESPERATE for u!!! Well....that can only mean ONE thing. You are in heaven my friend.