MuN's Happenings

Monday, February 28, 2005

BLOG!! WAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH U!?

Haiz..stupid images won't come up. Will try again tmr. AFTER my presentation. *sigh* I hate poster presentation. Using Microsoft publisher sucks. It ok to use lar..not so cheem, but i am so irritated by it. For no reason at all. Haiz..i think i'd have to finally put stuff into my webshots gallery and try to load it here, since fotopages is being such a chee bye.
WORK IS PILING UP! Nooooo! Got how many months? shit sia, have to study 5 modules, finish my dissertationa and do one fucking 3000 word essay by 1st June 2005!! ARGHH!!

My AIM is to TRY and close the book on 1 module, do half of my dissertation and finish the cursed essay by the end of easter hols. Than after easter...i'll figure out another aim. Haiz...i want to go home!!!!!!!!!! Want to have many CHOICES when it comes to eating. Not....'wat to eat today?' 'Cook anythiing in the fridge...make sure they not very expired!!' ITS SO PATHETIC!!! And i can only cook SOOO many dishes.....and i'm SOO FUCKING SICK OF MY OWN COOKING!!! THe other day, i was trying to be different...tried to cook green curry WITH a ready made green curry sauce and paste. AND IT TURNED OUT TO BE FUCKING MUD CURRY! WAS BROWN!!!!!! So depressing.............

Wednesday, February 23, 2005

2-1 leh....2-1 LEH!!

I've gotten my Open Book test result back! 62%!! 62% LEH! That's a 2-1! And the class average is 63.75% leh! Kaoz...the essay i wrote has "displays a sound understanding of the central issues and is well organized The arguments are well constructed and may show some evidence of outside reading. The key points are addressed and there are no fundamental errors." Mai siao siao.......
Anyways, update u on british weather. It is FUCKING COLD! CHILL U TO THE BONES COLD! Those who know Andrew well, knows that he has fantastic cold tolerance, mostly due to the fact that his skin is probably as thick as the blubber found on a whale's ass. Well, Andrew has CLOSED HIS ROOM WINDOW! And his exact words to describe the cold is "Wah...DAMN cold!" So being damn cold for Andrew, means it'll be SUICIDAL to go out of the house! I'll probably freeze on the spot. So, being extra careful, i skipped my lectures! YAY! Hahah. It snowed and hailed about 5 times today. Hail 1st of course...for a minute, than BIG SNOW FLAKES THE SIZE OF GOOSE FEATHERS for a few minutes, than dazzit. So spectacularly anti-climax. So yar, there's no white xmas scene thing to enjoy.
Been betting, been losing. Lost in the small tennis tournaments. So learnt a valuable lesson. DUN BET AT KACANG PUTIH TOURNAMENTS! Champions League the way forward! Won on Real Madrid, and lost on Arsenal. FUcking disappointment. AND ITS UR FAULT DEX! SO BUSY PLAYING CS NEVER TELL ME Y I SHOULD NOT BET ON ARSENAL!!! FUCKER!! Anyways yes. Betting on MAn Utd to win and Barcelona to win next.
OK...time for bed. Gonna try to wake up early early and STUDY! hahahhah HEHEHEH HAHAHAHAHHAH

Tuesday, February 22, 2005

A Nation of Paranoia

Its going to be 2am, and I'm supposed to sleep an hour ago, BUT i was reading the straits times, and I HAVE TO VENT THIS OUT!!!!!! Lets read some headlines,

"How to keep your job"

"Life in a poly - a survival guide" - Like the girl who thought a diploma was a breeze - until she failed all her subjects.

Huh? I always seem to find pple SO STRESSED OUT with things not even WORTH worrying. I;ve always thought of very stressed pple as a rare breed...BUT from NUMEROUS small incidents such as the small quarrel i had my mom about pple going to bangkok. (My younger sis's friends went to Bangkok after the tsunami, and my mom, was sooo disgusted that her friends' moms actually allow them to go to thailand. And probably cos of lack of sleep from driving around eating bah kut teh with my bros, i was slightly irritated, so i said, "I would go to bangkok" And so my mom erupted saying something about tsunami, and i no feelings, and me being stupid and crazy.)

I've come to believe that S'poreans are TRUELY paranoid stressed pple, budden i've always known that and i've always thought that paranoia is restricted to old pple. SO i thought nothing of that after. BUT I WAS PROVED WRONG! In 3 independent conversations with friends, i told them of my dream to buy a house next to the beach blah blah blah. And 3 SEPERATE individuals went "orh...later tsunami." I mean, this is about the same as me wanting to move to the uppermost floor of THe Pinnicle @ Duxton, and some friends saying..."wah...later 747 come knocking on ur door!"
Yup...exactly. WAT THE FUCK comes to mind. And Sept 11 did not even kill ONE S'porean!!!

BUt FRANKLY, i think all these stupid and unfounded paranoia is caused by our government. AND NO, i'm not being one of those uncles that goes on saying, "Nah beh! Chee bye gahmen! Make everything so expensive! EVEN KWAY BECOME SO EX! Kaoz..."
SO NO! I'm being serious. Things that our gahmen do, like armed patrols in airports, and, random 6-men armed patrols all over the island. And even worse...ALL THAT CONSTANT WARNINGS or dunno wat about...oooh there IS terrorism in S'pore, they will strike anytime anywhere. We must be on our guard. I mean, HOW IN THE HELL can 6 men, armed with SUB-machine guns stop a speeding truck with explosives? OR EVEN BETTER. WAt can they do to stop a bomb left in a bin? NOTHING!! U might as well ask them to get on their knees and pray that they have bigger bullets in their guns, or that they will know how to defuse a bomb in 2 seconds. AND LOOK HOW FAR PRAYING HAS GOT US!! And all that propanganda about terrorism. Must somebody keep making a statement to remind us there are terrorists among us every few mths? YES WE ALREADY KNOW! So, wat is the patrols for than? What benefit does the gahmen get from reminding us every now and than that we are not safe in our own homes? huH? TO SPREAD PARANOIA! Why u say? Cos paranoid pple listen to authority, paranoid pple don't ask too much questions, and paranoid pple are as easy to handle as sheep. Don't believe? Will it be easier to believe if i point a gun at u? YES it is so easy to believe huh?

But don't get me wrong, i also think security is important. I think we should spend more on sniffer dogs, more magnetic thingys, more x-ray stuff, more custom officers, CCTV blah blah blah. Cos this, I THINK combat terrorism. I dunno much about terrorism stuff, so yes, u all can say i talking cock. BUT I DO KNOW that buying apache helicopters, buying new tanks, buying new fighter planes can't stop an idiot blowing himself up in orchard road. And i'm sure that instead of buying more tanks and weapons to show off, the money can be spent on getting the circle line built even faster! Or we can shut all those disabled pple up by buying new ultra low buses!! BUT nooooo, i guess we are paranoid, and if PM say we need AH-64D Longbow Apache to shoot at terrorists, THAN, he MUST be right.

And so, comes to the question, WHY ARE S'POREANS' SO FUCKING PARANOID?!!?!? Like the SARS crisis. Our health service did a FANTASTIC job i have to say, and no, i dun think the health authorities were not being paranoid by screening pple months after the epidemic. But the SARS crisis is a DAMN good example of the gahmen using paranoia to get pple to do as they say. When the than PM Goh bow to some the Thai president instead of shaking his hands, i got taxi uncles saying. "WAh kaoz, even PM Goh scared leh!!! i think i taking off tmr" It sure as hell worked on my mom! I think she grounded my little sis for a month. BUT DO YOU KNOW THAT SARS IS USELESS?! In the infectious point of view. yes i know, pple did kenah and die. But SARS have a 20% chance of infection. (I remembering these figues from my lecture last yr, so definately not very accurate.) 20% chance! That means, if someone with SARS sneeze INTO your face, u got a 20% chance of OBTAINING the virus. And of the unlucky 20% who gets the virus, only 30% actually develop the disease. I mean, u might have been infected with SARS virus liaoz, and survived it through without knowing it.

Yes, its easy to say this now after everything is over. BUT for those of u that were home during the SARS period, I AM SURE, most of u think SARS was as contagious as flu or something.

Paranoid? There's NOTHING to get paranoid about! Be aware of watever dangers there are, and CARRY ON! Paranoia is for pple who have done EVIL DEEDS! EVIL EVIL DEEDS like lying to his pple that he saw and is satisfied with evidences that showed that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction.

Friday, February 18, 2005

MONKEY!!!

ITS 2:40am!!! I've been playing CS for 2hrs!! MY GOODNESS! IT'S LIKE I'M 15 AGAIN!!! Going to sleep soon. Have to pack up my room..for some reason, its super messy again. And also, have to do some Virology work. Moving to more interesting matters.....THEY FOUND A BRAND NEW MONKEY IN BOLIVIA! Kaoz...its so cute leh...see the pic?!



Its like a mini howler monkey! Don't u just want to take one home?! Oh...incidentally, the discoverer(?!) decided to put its name on auction. So anyone can name it...just need to pay. Smart right? THan all the money goes to the national park where the monkey was discovered. Good right?! Anyways...yes....discovery of a new species of primate......Makes u think huh? in 2005! Someone found a monkey....in 2000, someone discovered 2 new species of monkeys too! Somewhere in Brazil i think. Maybe they'll find a new WHALE...or maybe they'll discover that ang mohs ARE actually a SUB-species of humans. MAYBE Bern might even pass his basic theory!!! Hmmz.....the possibilities.......nothing is impossible sia.
Yes...back to monkeys again. I would LOVE to have a monkey for a pet. Not a chimp or anything....enuf apes around the world as it is. BUt a small cute monkey. WIth a long furry tail. Can u imagine?! It'll be so cute.....and they are so much smarter than dogs...they might even understand when i swear at them! WHAHAHAH...oh wait.... Foxy and Chessie knows when i swear at them. Yar....to shut them up, i have to yell

"QUIET!"

2 seconds of silence....BARK BARK BARK YAP YAP YAP

"SHHHHHHHH!"

4 seconds of silence....BARK BARK BARK YAP YAP YAP

"DIAM ARH!"

1 minute of silence.....BARK BARK BARK YAP YAP YAP

"SHUT UP! SHUT UP! JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

TOTAL silence.

Not bad huh? See...they even more obedient than my younger sis man.

Thursday, February 17, 2005

Open Book Test!! AGAIN!!

It is now 10pm. I have exactly 13 hrs till my test!!! And wat? OH MY FUCKING GOD!! I HAVEN'T DONE A THING!!!! I read ONE page (6 slides) of my notes! I DON'T UNDERSTAND A THING!! Bloody retroviruses...fucking interferons...... cockanaden Bunyviruses. Chao chee bye. WEll...after this blog, i'd HAVE to start studying, since i did EVERYTHING else today. I packed my room..... watched TV....CLEANED THE TOILET BOWL! Yes....i SCRUBBED it ok. Andrew wiped the rim, i went into the dark and dirty places. I also printed ALL my notes liaoz...and since its a open book test, i did my usual post-it-ing of all the topics. Not that it'll do anything, SINCE I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING!!! Hmmmz...wait....does my room need vaccuuming? NO NO!! Study ok...study. How the hell u prepare for an open book test anyways? Its so.....not 3 not 4. Give me a PROPER TEST! THan i'll get all stressed and panicky, and i will somehow memorise EVERYTHING by tmr...BUT NOOOO>....give me a bloody open book test! Where half of me go.....CHEY...... and the other half of me go.... Study?

Haiz..ok lar...i'll do wat i usually do in normal exams....and study. But u know..its just 5% leh! And as Andrew said...even if i got 100%, i'll only get 5 bloody marks!!!!!!!! So hmmz...should not be stressed over it.... HAHAAHHAHAHHAHA i just realized i got 0.25 marks for my last 'performance'! HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAH! Farnie sia. OK!! FINE! I SHALL STOP FUCKING STALLING! I'LL GO BLOODY READ MY DAMN NOTES!!

Monday, February 14, 2005

SLACKING AGAIN!

OH NO! THE VICIOUS CYCLE OF SLACKING HAS BEGUN! AGAIN! Only went to 2 out of 7 lectures last week. Shit...so this week must TRY to make up for it and go for every lecture. BUdden last week was CNY wat right? AND WAIT...today is Valentine's Day too!! I think i need to accompany Xiaobai today, since Evan is a bastard. HAhahhahaha! Went to London for the weekend. Met up with big sis, and had SUPER nice dim sum at Royal China, AND had the very exciting job of cleaning up the house. Decided the most important thing was to clean the windows, cos can u all imagine when buyer come to look see?

Agent: And look! They have a very nice view of a small garden from here.

Buyer comes over to the window. Looks....looks even more closely....

Buyer: What the fuck is that moving black mass on the window?!??!?!

And so, yar...spent 2 hours cleaning them up, and OH MY GOD, it was one of the most disgusting tasks i had to do in my WHOLE LIFE! ANd yes...it is possibly more disgusting than the time i had to clean out a pet carry filled with worm infested cat puke and diarrhoea. Hmmz..ok..maybe not as bad as that lar...BUT AT LEAST THE TOP 3!

Went to watch Closer too, and NO! DUN WATCH! So boring! My goodness...I haven't watched a decent film in the WHOLE of 2005!!! I watched Elektra, Alexandra, Ocean's 12 and Closer. ALL! ALL ARE BAD BAD LOUSY WASTE MY TIME SHOWS! SIan. SIan sian sian!

Ok lar, my room is in a fucking mess. Looks like metro in a xmas sale. Kaoz.... going to pack room and find motivation to go for lecture. Haiz......

Monday, February 07, 2005

DEX!!!!!!!!!!

First things first, i have to start this post by SWEARING AT DEX! FUCKING CHEE BYE DEX! I should have known! The moment i ask u to check my blog for more entries because, 'I hate it when anonymous pple post stuff on my blog and expect me to respond.' YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING RIGHT?!?!?!?!? RIGHT?! WELL NEVERMIND! I have till July to think of a way to get back at you. AHAHhahahha!!
Well...last week has been a shitty fucked up week for me. I just got my open book test result back. I've got.....25%. Arh well.....and to make things worse, last night, i CAN'T SLEEP! I dunno y!! Went to bed at 2am..when i was FIGHTLY to keep my eyes open. THan i lie in bed...sleep for 10min...than wah..dream a lot of stuff that i can't remember..than wake up again! Keep doing this till fucking 3am. THan at 3am, i thought...this is bloody fucking ridiculous...than i was so pissed off with myself for not being able to sleep...i was only able to cool down and get back to sleep about 4 or 4:30. Yar...so today it'll be grumpy MuN day. And no, i can't take afternoon naps! Simply can't sleep in the day. I only do if i am very sick. And to make my afternoon worse! I SAW STEVE IRWIN ON TV! Ok...who likes watching Steve Irwin the crocodile hunter?? Raise your hand! Now....those raising ur hands...use that VERY same hand TO SLAP URSELF!!! Dex..u can do this too for the fun of it......
Izzit his accent? Izzit his face? i dunno, but he irritates the HELL out of me, and the only reason i want to watch the show is to hope against hope that i'll see him getting eaten by the poor croc whom he poked, prodded and sat on. I mean most of the time...he sees a croc, and he takes a LONG stick...pokes it, than the croc turn around and bare its teeth (WAT ELSE U EXPECT IT TO DO?!) Than EVERYTIME the fucking aussie like so surprised the croc did that...than jumps away whooping and hollering like the white ape that he is. SO NICE TO WATCH MEH??!?!?!

Talking about accents...those who know me fairly well will know i have a problem with pple with certain accents. ESPECIALLY pple with THAT accent. DUn want to say wat accent, cos wel, argh fuck! I dun care! I HATE PPLE WITH SEA POSH ACCENTS! Its called South-East Asian Posh Accent btw. Its sounds like aussie, but not...like american..but not...and like british...but not. You all heard it b4 i'm sure. Well, lAst time i stayed at Balmoral Park, kaoz..like so long ago. Anyways...yar, its the very posh condo behind Pinetree Club, RGS there....yes yes... posh. SOO my parents, thinking that JUST because they can own a piece of prime property, their shit smells better than most, and so qualify them for posh pple. ANd for those who MET my parents....u'll know that this is SOOOO not true. Yar anyways...SO, since i can remember, every xmas, or dunno wat occasion, i'll have to visit my posh neighbours, rich fucking indonesians, m'sians, s'poreans, HK-ers and wat not. AND THEY ALL TALK WITH THIS FUCKING ACCENT! And these posh pple have a tradition at gatherings to like...adult talk with adult, girls talk with girls, and guys talk with guys. So most of these gatherings, i was left ALONE ALL ALONE, with these fucking bastards with gold shoved up their asses. And they talking with their SEA posh accents, trying to impress everything around them, trying to UP one and another. My goodness. So pathetic. So i will be there...silent...eating....and when they ask me stuff, i answer in the normal way i talk...and the 'lar' here and the 'har' there. Yar...'HAR' is considered as singlish to them. THan they'll have this face which i can't describe. But i'd like call it the chee bye face. So there..i try to provoke as many chee bye faces i can in one night..so i would embarress my dad enuf, than he won't bring me to these gatherings anymore! And i was only 12 than! hahah...so smart...so much forsight.

BUDDEN! FOr some reason, i think my dad knew...so he PERSISTED to bring me to these occasions...EVEN AFTER we moved out. SO one occasion, 4 yrs ago...when i was 17. Some ass was describing wat fantastic and COOL prank he pulled on a friend and i SUDDENLY, lifted my head off my plate....and probably the ONLY sentence i said that night....i exclaimed, "WAh kaoz...really arh? Smart leh, but i won't do that lor...i not a fucking chee bye." So there....that was the LAST EVER posh gathering i've been to! WOOHOO! So proud of myself. My dad was so pissed he did not talk with me for 2 days. HAHHAHAHAHAAHAH.

Right...post too long liaoz...better find less boh liao things to do!

HAPPY CNY EVERYONE!!

Tuesday, February 01, 2005

BENCH WORK AGAIN!

Dunno where i got this sudden inspiration to blog. Blog blog blog! But anyways...TODAY is a GOOD DAY! HAHHA! Started out slow, like every other day in the UK...but ended good! I MADE IT TO MY LECTURE! Hurray! Bloody boring..but hey. I made it....my 2nd lecture was cancelled! At least i assumed that lar...i was 5 mins late, and i went to the lecture hall, and it was empty. So it HAS TO BE cancelled. Well, today will be the best day of the week...i know it. Cos from tml onwards....its LAB! Yes! I KNOW! I not supposed to have bench work! BUt apparently i have to do some more stuff...will take me 3 or 4 days. And yes..i know i said i enjoyed bench work, but now its different! COS, my work space is now given to some phD student...so NOTHING there is mine....and it will be so damn awrkward. SHE EVEN TOOK MY DRAWER! Haiz....i can forsee myself....waiting for PCR reactions to finish...sitting on my stool. THan when she comes over to do whatever she does....she'll smile at me out of courtesy, i'll smile back...than we'll think...shit need to talk?! THan we'll do wat EVERY lab worker does to avoid talking with each other. Yup! YOU GUESSED IT! We start playing with our gloves!!! We wear these latex disposable gloves...and its Lab behaviour to start pulling, and plucking at them....PRETENDING that they dun fit...trying DESPERATELY to adjust them....so we can NOT talk with each other. THis week gonna be fun sia..........