Mark this day. This is the day i lost a father. So don't ask about the man i am temporaily living with. He is not related to me.

MuN IS IN LOVE ! ! ! ! ! !

The other day, went to Serangoon North Avenue 2...and i saw...A VERY VERY VERY VERY CUTE DUSKY LORY!!! So CHIO! So CUTE! Saw it at Goodwill Birds! It was a very young bird...and was not caged up...but allowed to run around the place! Than u can call it over by snapping your fingers! And you can ruffle it up...and it'll lie down on its back! Than u can scratch its belly! Wah laoz!! WHY MUST I GO BACK TO UK??!?! If i dun have to go back...i'll just buy sia! ON THE SPOT! Dun care about anything else....$350 is worth it i tell u! hahah. Anyways, a Dusky Lory look like the one below, this the best photo i can find on the web......its REALLY much much cuter in real life.

Wavefront Lasik

Today...went to Tan Tock Seng to attend a talk on LASIK eye surgery with me parents, actually got 4 tai tai's supposed to join us, than god must be pitying me, than they all one by one say dun go. Hahha...i guess most of the bad luck used up in last night's FUCKING FRANCE match. Yes, LASIK, very good talk, got 3 doctors/surgeons. Dr Fam, the senior guy, Dr Lee, the right hand man, Dr Heng, the serious one and Dr Voon, the char boh. Hahah. Very detailed very good talk, learnt all i have to know for LASIK, only bad thing is that Dr Fam and Dr Lee are FUCKING corny and filled their presentation with stupid cockanaden jokes...and YES! PEOPLE ACTUALLY LAUGHED!! A LOT! My goodness, s'poreans have the most disgusting sense of humour sia. Like ok...let me think of one corny joke one of the cocks said....i think its Dr Lee, he was talking about lau hwa yan. Than he said, "I like to call it, Old Flower....." Than he said something about doing Monovision to counter it...."Now i like to call it...New Flower!" Haiz...my fucking goodness......I cannot believe humans can laugh at such things....
THan that Dr Lee was the last person to finish up the talk, and he ended it with photos of his family, MORE corny jokes about, of all things, married life, and how to keep a marraige going. Yar....nothing related to eyes even. Dunno how he started it, say wat...erm.... if quarrel with wife...*than he click the slide, the next slide shows WALK*, 'No arh...i dun mean walk away, means talk a short walk in the park. Needless to say, during my 12 years of marraige, i did a lot of walking!' Than he showed a photo of Niagra Falls. Than he said, "When i think of Niagra falls, i think of Viagra, do you know Viagra is a fusion of Vitality and Niagra? So when you take viagra, you sex drive like Niagra!" HAHAHHAH HHAHAHA HAHHA! So fucking farnie...... and i'm sure knowing all that crap will help me through eye surgery. Sick fucking asshole, see Niagra falls than get fucking horny..... NEEDLESS to say....that cockanaden is never gonna lay his dirty paws on my eyes.
Tmr, will call Dr Heng for appointment, he the serious one...soft-spoken, all his talks dun have jokes, i think got lar, few, not funny....but most importantly, not corny. I'm quite sure all the idiots quite taken by Dr Fam and Dr Lee, when i told me parents i going to ask Dr Heng, my mom exclaimed...WHY?! Dr Fam, Dr Lee is very good wat???!!! Haiz...my mother. If i need a clown i'll just call Bert lor, i need a SURGEON!! Waiting list for the surgery is about a month. So hopefully, Dr Heng will be more free, since so many cocks are so taken by Dr Fam and Dr Lee. My dad told me to do the surgery by August, so if all goes well, recovery period about 1 week max after surgery, go for a few checkups, than won't be wearing specs when i go back to UK! Hehehheh!

Betting is Bad

BETTING IS BAD! Betting makes you lose money...betting is unpredictable! If betting so easy win money...THAN IT WON'T BE BETTING! Betting is...EVIL!!! Now..........tmr, Holland and Sweden JUST need to concede more than 11 corners...and score more than 2 goals.....

MuN MEET JOY PUPPY!!

Today...Damn fun day...went with Victor to see dogs...BUT...that's not important...> The most important thing is that i discovered a SI BEH CHIO shopkeeper at Joy Puppy, at Upper Thomson there. Wah biangs......cannot take it sia....i think tmr my 2 dogs are going to have a tragic accident and i'll be forced to buy dogs from her....

Ok..moving on to other stuff, with the chio bu (We shall call her Joy, since i dunno her name. Yar...i know..so fucking pathetic) anyways, yar....moving on with Joy FIRMLY place at the back of my mine, tmr going to Tan Tock Seng. Going to some seminar with some tai tai's and me dad, seminar on Laser Eye Surgery. Hopefully, i can get me eyes done during this holiday and throw away my superglued/scratched beyond reason specs. Than i guess, it'll be the usual betting everynight...hahaha. Won 20pounds on the Holland V Latvia match, than lost 10 and won 11pounds in yesterday's England match. Won in corners, and lost in total goals, so fucking unfair they dun count the goals in extra time. The thingy says 'Amount of goals in MATCH'! Extra time also part of the match wat!!!! Fucking english also dunno how to speak english...How to kick penalty like that?! Fucked up sia. Tonight! Betting 16pounds on corners! Have to win back me 150 pounds sia! hahaha.....better have many many corner...dun care which side, just corner. Hmmz...maybe bet that will have exactly 2 goals...not sure...got many hours to ponder....hmmmz....think think think..... I CAN'T FUCKING THINK!!! I WANT TO GO FIND JOY!!!

RESULTS!!

Arman,

Your results are:

BS2009 53%
BS2010 53%
BS2028 64%
BS2026 42%
BS2024 55%
BS2060 61%
Overall 55% (2.2)

As you know the 2nd year counts for 20% of your whole degree. You can still get a 2.1 but you are going to need to put more work in next year to achieve it.

Chris



PHEW!! WAh! Fuck sia...that was CLOSE!! Look at the BS2026 one! 42%!! MY goodness!! That was fucking close sia...thank god!! God is great! Me go church in the very near future liaoz! Biangs......let me go lie down now......so close.........

Update update

Not been updating...cos of having TOO MUCH FUN! Hahhaha! Been going out EVERYDAY.....got myself a new hi-fi! Hahah. But also got up and down lar. Especially with my mother! Quarrelled with her twice in one week...that is not counting the little little quarrels hor. Lastest one happenend just now, when i was packing my new hi-fi, than i left the box in my room, was going to ask me maid to get rid of it, instead i just surf net, than she saw it and went nag nag nag, than shout at me say something about, 'you think you so old already....' after i heard that phrase i auto shut off, so i actually dunno wat the fuck she yabbing about, so i just told her that if she not happy with my room than don't come in!! Than she left, muttering something about having the worst son in the world. Hmmmz...very interesting.....so i guess won't be talking with her anytime soon than!

And oh guess wat...I PASSED ALL MY PAPERS! I think...called my coursemate and karen to check for me, and they said i passed, but since i heard nothing from my personal tutor, its still not 100% confirm. Told my dad, fucking wrong move, wanted to tell him once i get my email, budden he had a talk with me and wants me to start fucking studying, so i HAD to tell him, and than he very happy, oh i told him on Father's Day. Than my mom ask me how much i got...i said i dunno, and me dad said grades not important, no resit can liaoz. THAN...the WHOLE OF FUCKING TODAY HE HAS BEEN PESTERING ME LIKE A DOG ON HEAT ABOUT MY FUCKING RESULTS! Keep on asking me to check my email...want me to call UK ask Karen to go find my personal tutor...want me to call my personal tutor(and i dun have his number!)...want my sis to call my personal tutor(assuming that she has his number), want me to call uni admistration office and get his number...and presumable doing all of above.........what the fuck sia....say one thing do one thing. Fucking senile. Can't wait till they go for my sister's convo..than at least i'll have 9 days of bliss.

Father/Son Bonding

Yup....i think its official liaoz...i am DESTINED to be jet lagged....came home at 11:30pm, had a long bath, was going to sleep at 2:30am...when my dad walked in...and he decided to tell me a lot of things...and yes...its now about 4:30am, and he just left. BUt i guess it was a good talk lar.....somewhat. Told me a lot of interesting things, like wat he did when he was still in Indonesia....and how last time his family had no money, each child have to eat 3 meatballs for dinner. How to choose girlfriend, oh...he said how to choose partner.... not g/f. hmmz....
Yar...he said...choose partner must not base on pretty face only....cos when start quarrelling, there is no such thing as a pretty face. Hahhaha....found it quite funny...tried not to laugh....not about wat he said...true lar...but..Aiya! I got a damn good sense of imagination ok?!?!?!

JET LAG!

Fuck! Its 4am!!! I woke up at 2am...can't sleep...bright as a fucking daisy....than watch SCV till now! ARGH! HOW?! Shit...need to sleep...... but i feel so pissed off!! I just found out that a jigsaw puzzle that me and me sis did last holiday has 3 pieces missing!!!! Fucking hell!! There goes my string of good luck........

MuN is H O M E !!!!!

HHAHAH! Me is home home home....and was trying to work out the wireless connection to me laptop. I have no clue how lor!! I click any oh how....and than suddenly! when i was randomly setting some option thingy...than! My msn went online! Wah kaoz....if i just click 'OK', i might never get connected sia... THANK GOD!! God good......
Well...i saw me dogs! THey are OBESE i tell u....and me koi are so big and tame! SO chio! Wah...my heart melt....I CAN'T WAIT TILL MORNING! I want to take a closer look!!! A lot of me birds died. :( And most of me smaller fish died... :( BUt my 2 pearl arowanas still alive, and they grown! Not as much as i hoped...but still got improvement..and the water is crystal clear! HHAhahHAHAH! SO happy...happy happy happy........
Went to Xuan Inn Restaurant at International plaza...ate steam soon hock...and had 300g of steamed prawns all to meself! HAHAHAH so selfish..... ate SAGO! HAHAH.....i can't stop smiling....hehehehehe....hehehehehhe......

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!

Unplugging Internet!!

Ok....this will be me last post in the UK!! HAhahahah! I have to bring my wireless router back home...or else i have to share computer with me younger sis... and that will be fucking unthinkable. ANyways...for those still staying in the UK....HAHAHAHAHHAH!! Me is GOING HOME HOME HOME! HHAhahah.... Oh and thanks Karen for cooking one of the best dinners i had in the UK sia...really good...lots of beef...i like.....
Ok...i got 3 hrs till Marcus bring me to the coach station...so i REALLY have to crack on the packing...not done yet!! And you know...UK is REALLY REALLY ridiculously dusty?! Wah kaoz........its si beh disgusting sia........ OK lar...MuN gonna disappear!!! WAHHAHAHHAH!! Bye bye UK!!! HARLOW HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. Oh...i passed me driving test liaoz....HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!

OH NO!!! PARADORN LOST!!!! Let DOWN!! LET DOWN!!

Haiz....dear friends Shuxian and Victor left for home today. Dawned on me that the day i will leave UK is just round the corner, its so close. Finally, 7 years in this shitty arsehole of europe is coming to an end. But you know...maybe Shuxian is right, maybe leaving this place is not such a happy occasion, i love my life here, no need to answer to anyone, i dun have to worry about bringing my mug back down to the kitchen when i'm done with it. I can watch TV till 4am! You know...that sort of crap. Budden, i have to do my laundry...and fold damn a lot of clothes...AND i can't keep pets in me house, so that's half my life gone. I dunno...i think i am going slightly off in this house..all alone.....getting depressed, partly cos i'm alone...largely cos....THE HOUSE IS IN A FUCKING MESS! AND I AM LEAVING IN 2 FUCKING DAYS!!! Hmmz....moment of deja vu there....
Anyways, and also...i not so looking forward to home....cos of my exams! The papers were really like fuck lor......and it does not help that my dad calls me up at 10 fucking am, and says 'Just getting prepared for worst case senario....bring all your notes...overweight nevermind, just pay, i rather you bring all your notes here, even not important just bring...blah blah blah'. FUCK LAR! I know i did badly for my fucking papers lor! YOU DON'T NEED TO PUT THE FUCKING IDEA BACK INTO MY HEAD 1st THING IN THE FUCKING MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyways....cooling down...yar, the house is in a mess, nothing to do with xylia and andrew...they left the house to me in a fairly decent state.....i just kinda....haiz...lets not talk about it. Well, forget it...i going to do things step by step from now on. Tommorrow, wake up at 7am, than...PACK MY FUCKING ROOM!! Than meet weiwen and daphne, might go city together, MUST get mothballs! The whole of Lytton Road is infested with bloody moths!! I scard when i come back in Sept i won't have clothes to wear sia...... oh...and if my parents leave me alone tmr, i might just help my mom buy her bloody Mustard and Honey Salad Dressing from M&S. Than when i'm back from me city trip. Must pack the living room......and sleep at 10pm, so can wake up bright and fresh for me damn early driving test on Sat. Hmmmz...sounds like a good plan, now it's just the matter of following it thru'...........

No...I haven't died of boredom yet.

Yo harlow! Sorry never been updating....been busy doing NOTHING! Been alone since the 8th. Yup...Andrew just disappeared like fart in the wind on tues. Thank god he clean up the kitchen b4 he left!! Thanks Andrew! Hhahaha.... And no, my room is still not bloody packed! So much paper lying everywhere! SO MUCH CLOTHES TO FOLD! Haiz...but i think i'll pack tmr. Today is errand day! Going to pay my bills, going to buy my bloody 30pounds coach ticket to heathrow, 30pounds leh! My goodness! So fucking ex...30pounds....

Anyways...moving on.....last night i was taking a sneeky peeky at Wendy's Blog (Xylia's friend), than i felt tired, and lie on me bed, listening to music, than while laptop was playing Hei Se You Mo, i heard this VERY FUCKING ERIEE woman singing! Can't hear the words, just her voice...nah beh...i fucking freaked out manz!!! THan i looked around my room and even walked to Xylia's room to take a look, than i realised i can't hear it in Xylia's room, so i went back......and looked at my laptop...kaoz...i left Wendy's Blog on, and the bloody 'Somewhere over the rainbow' song embedded in her blog was the culprit!! Nah beh...so scary... my balls shot up to me tummy i tell u! Wah lanz.......

Ok lar, Irene is ignoring my calls....bloody hell, so i guess i'll be going city all alone...so damn sad..... well, have to go and settle the crap liaoz.......KEEP TAGGING!

OH NO! COria Lost!!!!! So sad!!!!!!

CORIA CORIA!

Oh no no no! I SAY TOO SOON!! CORIA STILL IN THE FIGHT!!! GO GO GO GO !!!!!

Finally......

Ok ok...no more set bettings...lost 12 pounds liaoz.....Why why why?! WHy Coria can't beat him in straight sets?!??!?!? 6/0 6/2 leh!!!!!!! Haiz................... and he lost the match to injury. My goodness, so sad...i really think Coria deserved much better lor, he is the better player....i cannot imagine how he feel sia....but must respect him that he play all the way, and did not retire. Wah kaoz...so painful to watch. Can you imagine working hard for at least 2 years, everyday in out practice, and than, u fail because of 'unforseen circumstances'. Wah laoz....i will be murdurous sia.......

Anyways...no more exams...but i'm still bringing me notes home for safe side and traditional sake. Also, it just dawns on me that my final year of Uni is coming soon, and i will get away from this stinking island quite soon. Budden, haiz...i still have next year, and really not looking forward to it. Last year, i was exciting cos i had lots to do...moving house, my singsoc stuff to keep me busy, lots of friends. But next year, almost everyone is gone, only friend left not enough to make a click! So haiz,....next year will be a boring year. Quite depressing if u think about it. Anyways, i going home on 13th June, will reach home on the 14th about 6pm. Give me a few days to recover from jet lag.....and CALL ME! Yar...i must go out and havoc as much as possible b4 my results come out......

US: It's not for us to police Malacca Straits.
American forces will not step in to pre-empt threats, say top officials

THe smartest fucking thing the yanks said all year........

Haiz....

In less than 24 hrs, i will be sitting for my last exam. But! So far...i only studied 2 topics. And i have to do 4 essay questions....haiz...but i am so sian! Ran out of steam a LONG time ago...so hard to study...can't concentrate...can't do anything! Haiz...i guess i need to bring me notes home with me for the summer. Fuck sia.... its as if i am heading for a crash...a very very very slow crash....but i can see it coming...but i not doing anything about it...u know the feeling? nopez...i dun think anyone can be lazier than me. But actually, i was thinking, 2 topics is good enuf! I already can do them really well, than i'll hantam the other 2 and i'll still scrape through. But thats assuming that the 2 topics i studied for actually come out. If not.....
H A I Z ............. Look like this summer won't be as fun as i would hope.......

Ok great....

Yar yar...very really damn fucking great. b4 Xylia left, i used my digi cam to take photos. Marcus took for us, sort of the last ever photo for 3 of us in 71 Lytton road. GOing to load it now...and i realised that.... THERE WAS NOT FUCKING MEMORY CARD IN THE FUCKING CAMERA!!!!!!!

I bet you! SOme fucking one out there is laughing like a fucking monkey, enjoying my misery! Fucker...... Where the FUCK is that cat?!

This is FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!

Haiz...2nd of June...one of the worst days of i ever experienced in a long while. Not helping that today i lost a housemate liaoz,just me and andrew left. Haven't really sank in that Xylia is no longer my housemate.....so sad...like loosing family. But hey, she going home, Singapore...hot....no FUCKING EXAMS......good food, good everything. Actually, u know wat?! I dun like Xylia anymore!

Anyways, did my 1st fucking paper. Divided into 2 parts. Part 1 is short answer questions, as usual, will be damn fucking easy if i actually bothered studying for it! But..i was not that bad, i'm sure i can get half my points. Than Part 2. 2 essay questions...one question, god send one...so thank god...thank everyone, comfirm score. BUt the 2nd one...FUCKING CHEE BYE! I studied the topic on my 1st day of studying! Hox Genes! STUPID FUCKING HOX GENES! Because of nah beh chee bye Hox genes, VERY VERY likely i'll know wat its like to study at home!
But hey....expected lar...little input, even less output, so actually i was not too angry...but boiling..not angry...reaching. THAN! I reached home...and it was Kuerten VS Nalbandian. And YES!! FUCKING NALBANDIAN WIN!!! ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! So there...i just lost it on the spot...and while cooking instant mee, i spilled half the powder on the stove and MY FUCKING EGG YOLK BURST! FUcking hell! Kanninah......

I tell u...if i see the fucking attitude cat RIGHT NOW....i'll fucking bite its head off....rip its guts out and shove it up the ass of the next chao fucking ang moh i see!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAY YAY YAY!!

No no...haven't finish me exams...but I WON MONEY! HAHHAHAH! I last minute bet the Dementieva vs Mauresmo match!!! HAhah....Dementieva was the underdog, budden i saw her shots so power sia! So i bet 5pounds for her to win! AND SHE WON ME 6.88pounds! YAY YAY YAY! And Coria did win Moya, as expected...but not much returns...just won 3pounds. So tmr...Kuerten win Nalbandian and i win another 5pounds! AHHAHAHAH!!! SO cool!

ANyways....betting aside...so screwed...not much work done so far, just went thru' exam questions with me coursemates a few hours ago, than went home to watch the Dementieva/Mauresmo match. Haiz...than been nuaing ever since. And yes...tmr is my 1st paper, and yes, if i do the paper NOW, i'll fail jialat jialat. Haiz...... Aiya, ok lar, going to start the studying now! And will sleep at 8am! That's about 12hrs of hard studying! 5hrs to finish reading and memorizing my remaining notes, and 7 hrs to go thru exam questions! THAN! One paper downz......and last one to go on Sat.........than i'll strip naked and run around me house.........

Yeepiee.....

My Horoscopes!

Yes yes....i have lost all energy and drive! Last night/this morning, i studied like i never studied b4! From 3am till 7:15am! Not bad huh? So pleased....than i woke up 2pm. And now....its 10:35pm. And i only done ONE FUCKING LOUSY PAGE OF NOTES! Haiz....ridiculous. Dunno wat i am doing sia. These exams will be the least prepared papers i sit for during me whole Uni life. Haiz.....so sianz.........

Anyways...went to Asiaone to see my horoscopes...i dun believe in these crap, and this is me 1st time reading them....but DAMN! They are amazingly accurate!!

Ok...these my Gemini outlook thingy.
31 / 05 / 2004
A combination of unusual forces is at work, pulling you in two different directions at once. You may have to take bold action.

Ok...dun really know wat it means...but i know 2 forces pulling me in 2 directions! One is laziness, pulling me to me bed, and one is TRYING TO PASS, pulling me to my desk. And haiz.....i dunno wat bold action to take! Let me go lie down and think............

01 / 06 / 2004
Don't let a negative outlook keep you from moving forward. Do everything you can to build and maintain momentum.

Oooh....this is so so so so so so so so so very very very true! Wah...i was stunned when i read it.....so i guess tmr i will try to do everything i can to build and maintain momentum.

Than...i decided to read my Rat horoscope...since the Gemini one is so shockingly true! But haiz.....turned out to be slighly contradicting.... read read....

31 / 05 / 2004
This will be the ideal moment to buckle down to the tasks which you've continually been postponing. Seriously tackle certain problems concerning the education of your children. Beware of fatigue and overwork; take it easy.

Ok...this one quite ture, and kinda connects with me gemini outlook. And the beware of fatigue and overwork is kinda scary.....

01 / 06 / 2004
You'll have to be more realistic: don't undertake more than you're capable of carrying out, and don't try to solve problems that have no solution. You'll enjoy fine health if you can find a good balance between work and rest.

Now this one...is COCK! How the HELL am i going to try to do everything i can to build and maintain momentum, when i have to be REALISTIC?! If i am being realistic...i'll just FAIL EVERYTHING! AND ALSO! There is NO solution to ANY Genetics essay or question! THEY ARE ALL COCK COCK COCK!!

So...moral of story.....no morals....i wish someone could tell me if Coria or Kuerton will win tmr........

Money money money!!!

1 01/06/2004 French Open - Mens - Moya vs Coria
(Match Betting) Guillermo Coria
1.44 None To Run
Stake: 7.00 To Win: 3.11 Returns:

2 02/06/2004 French Open - Mens - Kuerten vs Nalbandian
(Match Betting) Gustavo Kuerten
2.00 None To Run
Stake: 6.00 To Win: 6.00 Returns:


Ok hmmz....Stupid Safin! Just a few blisters and lost me 5pounds! haiz...thought i earned back my 3 pounds i lost to lottery when i bet Scotland win Trinidad. WHich i earned 4 pounds! ;) Than bloody Marat Safin lost it for me!!!!!!!! ARGHHH!! Ok....hopefully, COria and Kuerten will be on form and win me more money! EXPECIALLY KUERTON! Must teach Nalbandian for making me lose money.....HAhahahHAHAHhahHAHA! When is the casino going to open in Sentosa arh?! WHAhahahahhahahahhaha!