Fake wikipedia

this is damn farnie LOL http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Malaysia "Malaysia is a young nation of diverse cultures and races such as Formula-1. Moving foward with a vision as a collective community towards the vision of becoming a developed nation by the year 2020, 4040, 5050 or whatever catchy number..." :D

Confessions of a LOONG

XiNgLoOnG says: eh but i quite worried XiNgLoOnG says: some ppl say they thought it was a girl XiNgLoOnG says: hahahhahaha XiNgLoOnG says: until i tried crossing my leg lah XiNgLoOnG says: hahahahah byRAN ...in the Style of Mint says: u got talent to become transvestite XiNgLoOnG says: fuck XiNgLoOnG says: talent byRAN ...in the Style of Mint says: if habis duit then got "sumber" XiNgLoOnG says: hahahahaha XiNgLoOnG says: some more A$ expensive XiNgLoOnG says: hahahahhaha XiNgLoOnG says: wtf byRAN ...in the Style of Mint says: i tell u lah byRAN ...in the Style of Mint says: last time we all playing the gay jokes in the room u don't want to join XiNgLoOnG says: hahahhahahah byRAN ...in the Style of Mint says: now u go oz TERUS BECOME GAY XiNgLoOnG says: wtf XiNgLoOnG says: eh not gay ok XiNgLoOnG says: hahahhaha byRAN ...in the Style of Mint says: GIRL XiNgLoOnG says: hahhahaha byRAN ...in the Style of Mint says: but... she's a girl! XiNgLoOnG says: but but... XiNgLoOnG says: shes a girl byRAN ...in the Style of Mint says: eh got find girlfriend or not? XiNgLoOnG says: dont have ler.. XiNgLoOnG says: how ah XiNgLoOnG says: hahahahahah byRAN ...in the Style of Mint says: U DON'T TIBA TIBA BECOME GIRLFRIEND HOR XiNgLoOnG says: hahahhaahaahhhahhahahahah XiNgLoOnG says: since i cannot find... XiNgLoOnG says: hahahhahaahahah byRAN ...in the Style of Mint says: CANNOT byRAN ...in the Style of Mint says: U'RE MINE XiNgLoOnG says: hahahhahahah XiNgLoOnG says: FUCK byRAN ...in the Style of Mint says: haha XiNgLoOnG says: u so desperate is it XiNgLoOnG says: hahahahahah XiNgLoOnG says: i dont have tits XiNgLoOnG says: hhahahha XiNgLoOnG says: i stuff towel lah byRAN ...in the Style of Mint says: don't need to bluff me lah, we live 2 years in same room already.... XiNgLoOnG says: wat the fuck XiNgLoOnG says: as if i got breast byRAN ...in the Style of Mint says: u implant is it? XiNgLoOnG says: FUCK

I-NITE WAS FUN!!!!

Since i need to maintain my ranking, I just had to post another pic. From this angle, i look even hotter i think. LOL I, the always macho Xing Loong, had to dress up as a girl for the malaysian skit. I look pretty hot rite with blonde hair ...hahahhahahah Me with the culprits who turned me into a hottie...I like the shoes though hahhahaha..... Not bad for my 1st post on mugtab eh?

When things get too far...

u noe sumtimes when u hv nothing better to do....n u sit arnd talking nonsense with ppl u jz met.... yes,we all know this,we've been thru it when we all 1st met in spore.but so wat about this moments...? well....these r the moments when u make the most stupidest comments,or statements or in my case.....BETS...sigh. happily me,karen n a senior(aaron-dentistry clinical years) sat at a food court at AMBARRUKMO mall,the ONLY mall worth hanging out in at Jogja,n we ate,n talked,n joked,n did nonsense..... AND THEN..... Aaron placed 2 glass bottles n a spoon in btwn the 2 bottles...so we were like:" u're so gross la..." "NO,wat r u guys thinkin...it's klcc...n the lrt stn in btwn..." Smart-ass sophia:"wat lrt stn...dun talk shit la u...where got lrt stn in klcc one....??" semangat-tdk-kesetiakawanan-karen:"THere IS a lrt stn at klcc....it's dwnstairs..." SAS:"huh???r u sure....?i tot there's only one at AVENUE K...." STKK:"no......there's 1 in klcc...im vvery sure....i alwiz take it..." Aaron-batu-api:"YES........there's 1 dwnstairs....U from KLANG also dunno....need us from PENANG to tell u there's an lrt stn in klcc....HAIYOH.......sooooooo memalukan...." SAS:"cannot be.......!!!!!!i've been to klcc sooooo many tmes...i neva seen any lrt..." ABA:"u-ar....there IS one...." SAS:"cannot be....r u sure??" STKK:"gal...i took the lrt b4....many times...THERE IS ONE...!!!" SAS:"i noe there;s 1 at AVENUE K...then u get off n walk across the street...dat;s wat i alwiz do....cannot be.fine!wat lrt stn izzit??maybe it;s a different stn??izzit STAR lrt? STKK:"i dunno wat it is....pokoknya...THERE IS A LRT STN IN KLCC...u alwiz drive dat;s y u dunno.... SAS:"i tink mayb it;s STAR...cuz im sure the 1at AVENUE K is PUTRA...the last stop is KELANA JAYA rite?????i ALWIZ tk it....n i alwiz get off at AVENUE K......" ABA:"CANNOT BE....it's 100% Putra inside klcc.....i rmbr vry clearly.i tk it evrytme im in kl..." *conversation increases in volume at the food court.rmbr dat the smart ass in the conversation is arguing with 2ppl fr png...while she's fr KLANG,which THEORETICALLY is nearer to klcc.... now...things start gettin a bit too far: SAS:"cannot be.....then there's 2 stns called KLCC stn???unless it;s the same stn...when u come out wat do u see??" ABA:"u go into a tunnel n then u end up at KLCC la.....!" SAS:"i go up an escalator n end up outside AVENUE K...then i walk across to klcc.....then how come my frens tk this too??" ABA:"AIYOH....u dun bliv us izzit???u fr klang dun even noe ur klcc.....!!!!U WANNA BET HOW MUCH???" SAS(dgn penuh keyakinan):"FINE!bet wat??u're on....i say inside klcc is NOT putra stn." ABA:"OKAY!set...u say it's NOT putra rite?i say it's putra...Karen...pls be a witness.wat u wanna bet???" STKK:"kay,kay....let's put this dwn on paper so no1 can back out..." SAS:"ok...fine...wat we bettin?" ABA:"ok-lo...if it's putra in klcc den..........u be my gf-lo." SAS:"WAT!!!???!!!???NO SUCH THING.......wat's dis?u tink wat...??" blur-karen:"huh??wat happend??wat he said?wat he said...?tel me..." ABA:"fair n square......if i lose then u'll neva be my gf-lo....." SAS:"huh???????wher ccan like dat????u mad-ar???" blur-karen:"wat??wat??wat's goin on??wat he said???" SAS:"no!no way....so im only worth an lrt stn-la now....willin 2let me go jz 4a lrt stn...?!!!" blur-karen:"huh.....????wat....???" SAS:"he said if i lose i mz b his gf...if i win,i'll neva b his gf..." blur-karen:"y in the world wud u wan dat????so now...4no reason...u're gonna put urself in the postion where u might lose her,cuz of wat?a lrt stn....???" ABA:"fine-lo......dun-lo.......jz makin it exciting-ma...." *leave food court,head towards carrefour.... karen-yg-tiada-smgt-kesetiakawanan-kembali:"ok....now we shal go 2carrefour...u both think properly wat u want each other to do...when we come out fr carrefour...we shal settle it n it;ll be final k? SAS:"FINE-lo.....u'll surely lose..." ABA:"u prepare urself-lo.....im gonna make u do sumthing.....u wait n c la...." SAS:"FINE....u wait n c.." *fast-fwd to outside of carrefour.....sittin at MCD havin ice-cream...sophia prays fervently dat dey've forgotten bout the stupid bet thingy... unfortunately,when u do stupid things...dey'll haunt u 4eva.no such thing is gettin off easy... KarenYTSK:"so we shal draft the contract now....all wil hv to sign k?" ABA:"ok.....wat u bettin?" SAS:"no...!u say 1st." ABA:"ok-lo.....if u lose..." KYTSK:"wait....sophia,wat u said?dat the lrt is NOT putra..?n Aaron says dat it;s putra rite?" SAS n ABA:"yup..." KYTSK:"kay,kay....now wat u guys bettin?" ABA:"she hs to kiss me on the lips,PASSIONATELY,at the nxt OSPEK(ragging 4those who din attend the 1st one.)in front of everyone..." SAS:"WAT????no....i dowan lips all.....no..." KYTSK:"no such thing,contract is dat...u can make up ur own bet later...no changin his bet..." SAS:(wat hv i gotten myseld into........y am i alwiz doin stupid things wherever i go......) SAS:"fine.....let me tink properly wat i want him to do...." after vry long pause.. SAS:"ok...he hs 2b my slave for the duration dat he's in jogja...until he leaves.slave constituting:doing anything i ask him to do,whenever n wherever,with no regards to his stand on the matter.eg:paying for my food,my house rent,letting me physically abuse him whenevr i want,takin me out 2anywher at 3am,etc...." KYTSK:"ok....please sign here..." ABA:"how come hers can last for 1 1/2 yrs but mine only a 1time thing???" KYTSK:"sori.u've made ur bet...cannot change change all..." SAS:"there;s more at stake for me k?!!!in public all...." KYTSK:"kay,kay guys.....sign here.we haven gotten all day...need to frame up or not?" SAS:"dun needla..." *fast fwd to present. i came all the way to the cc with Aaron jz to check onl9 if it's rily putra...couldn't sleep properly w/o knowing for sure.. n we met a fren there. KLCC stn has 2 exits...1 at Avenue K,1 at KLCC. conclusion: i'm gonna die in OSPEK. MOral of story:dun simply make bets at food courts with crazy seniors when u hv nothing better to do.PLEASE.for ur own sake.DUN DO DAT.

MalaysiaFest @ Darling Harbour, Sydney

http://thestar.com.my/education/story.asp?file=/2006/9/10/education/15344401 hey guys. this is what i've been up to during the break...MalaysiaFest in Sydney =) luckily enough, me and my friends were featured in the star =P hope you guys are having a great time at uni. cheers!

Week #4: Paulaner Bräuhaus

It feels awfully weird to not have (urgent) assignments to complete, but I'm finally free this weekend. Architecture's been really really fun. Very stimulating in every single way- design, theory, critique, history and philosophy. I love it. Today, after our sole Friday night lecture, I decided to join a bunch of my coursemates (more than half of whom I don't know) to this German bar/restaurant place at Millenia Walk. The place, by night, is gorgeous! But the only photo I took was this: Paulaner Bräuhaus (Restaurant), Millenia Walk And finally, the long awaited photos of the model that I stayed up all night to complete: Clockwise: Perspective 1, Perspective 2, Side Elevation, Perspective 3 I'll be going for the Singapore Biannale this weekend, yay! And we're going for a studio trip to KL from 23rd to 26th September (when I'll get to meet Andrew and Ben ben!). Though physically exhausted, I really don't feel like I'm studying at all. :)

Su says..

HI there! Miss you guys loads. Been busy with work assignments and test. Thanks Ben n Elaine for the sms-es, sorry for not replying sometimes. and for the NICe card [ inside very nice, but outside.. er.. well. its was from NUS orientation pack lar hor.. ] thanks eva-drew-laine! Its the middle of week 7 now, hald the semester has gone by, MAn that was fast. Yeah, lotsa drama here, and my latest thing i promised myslef to do is to try to get to know more foreign people and not just the singaporeans and MAlaysians. haha, okay non-chinese la. Anyway, here's a pic from my 'surprise' birthday thing. Hee hee, my friend sarah [ the one with wavy hair and specs] organised it for me, calling some friends over to INternational House where michelle held me captive in her room for a while. Really sweet of her! i was so touched, specially with the balloons! HELIUM BALLOONS!! as you can see, all asians. OH well. . ;p too bad lar, i like. HOping you all are well as well. ALEx!! you idiot! yeap, i agreed with what u said in the pic you posted! love much, su