malaysean pembaris dan batu (rulez n rox !!!): January 2005

EUREKA! IT WORKS!

Anyway, the very very rough and unpolished version of the ASEAN webbie is now up and running.
Go check it out at www.geocities.com/abyssianpit/

More updates to come soon, when I have time to hack and slash through the bushes of HTML.
Comments & suggestions are welcome...

Wheeeee.....

Ack Ack Ack!

read this..

U'll knw tat u r living in d 21th century when....
1. You accidentally enter your password on themicrowave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards inyears.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reachyour family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desknext to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friendsand family is that they don't have e-mailaddresses.
6. You go home after a long day at work you stillanswer the phone in a business manner.
7. You make phone calls from home, youaccidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years andworked for three different companies.
10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11o'clock news.
11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do yourjob.
12. You pull up in your own driveway and use yourcell phone to see if anyone is home.
13. Every commercial on television has a websiteat the bottom of the screen.
14. Leaving the house without your cell phone,which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60)years of your life, is now a cause for panic andyou turn around to go and get it.
15. You get up in the morning and go online beforegetting your coffee.
16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)
17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
18. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 onthis list.
19. You actually scrolled back up to check thatthere wasn't a #9 on this list. AND NOW YOUARE LAUGHING at yourself.

Farnie..

HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2055
Every New Year , do you feel si peh sian? Do you feel that every year is more or less the same? Well, we at TalkingCock.com decided to check it out by hiring renowned (okay, okay, inexpensive) fortune teller Master See Few Cher (Unit #04-44 Bukit Gorblok Shopping Centre) to use his crystal ball to look fifty years ahead and tell us some HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2055!
1. Emperor George Z. Bush II Crowned
2. Bush: US Out of Iraq in “About Three More Months Or So”
3. Singaporeans Mark 10th Anniversary of End of Hello Kitty Civil War
4. Sentosa Casino Acquires DBS
5. ENV Urges Singaporeans to Recycle Their Plastic Body Parts
6. Malaysia Complains RM300 Per Litre “Too Low”
7. Jennifer Lopez Marries Husband #49
8. Singapore Spacelines Announces Nonstop Flight to Mars
9. Tiger Spaceways Announces $1 Flights to Mars
10. PM Urges Singaporeans to be More Hospitable to Alien Talent
11. First Baby Born Naturally at KK in 25 Years
12. Pentagon Hopeful of Finding WMD “Soon”
13. Mass Protests in India Over Outsourcing of Jobs to US
14. Mass Extinction of Milo Dinosaurs Remains a Mystery
15. Average Height of NBA Players Now 3m
16. Last Living Singlish Speakers Found – in Perth
17. Mole Malignant: Phua Chu Kang Undergoes Chemo
18. New PM Lee Praises Great-grandparents, Grandparents and Parents for All They’ve Done for Him
19. MM Celebrates 132nd Birthday, Praises Biopolis
20. TalkingCock TV Airs 1000th Episode -End-

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Always Family

Everybody who came for the Esplanade picnic, all 34 of you, thanks for your support! You all made the picnic and games crazy and fun! Special thanks to Ben, Feeding Time, Eva and Su for staying up so late to prepare the food, to Vincent and Elaine as well for helping set up the "sandwich bench," and to anyone else I forgot to mention or am not aware of their contributions, THANKSSS!

I will be frank: I didn't think it would work out at all. I think we're all getting sick of each other, especially with all the work and stress building up. This is a statement of fact, not to be misunderstood as anything else. This is not sowing discord. I say this because it is the pure and simple truth of how I feel about all of us now.

Sometimes I just don't look forward to going back to the hostel anymore to see you all. That should be a sign of how bad things are. What is even worse is I can't even bring myself to care if things get worse.

I don't know how the rest of you feel. Maybe you think everything's all right. Maybe you feel the same way. Maybe you believe this is the natural way of things, that we should just let things fall apart because they were meant to. But just know that when some of us actually find Singaporeans more fun than Malaysians, something is terribly wrong.

But this picnic has reminded me why we are always Family. I hope some of the weakening bonds have been reforged by our fun time out together, especially with some of the Juniors (who we will exploit for JTS one day... and the Yeti Suit). No matter how busy we are, and believe me, I know how busy we all are, we must keep going out together to have fun!

... which means more work for me. And Feeding Time. And Kim Ong. And Elaine. THANKSSS!!!