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TNT Productionz

Oh YES!!! Kim and I have finally settled the Halloween video presentation, which has been gnawing on our asses for the past two days by refusing to do both A) start only upon clicking and B) actually work like the powerpoint presentation it's supposed to be and change the damned slides. Instead the bastard has been A) starting only upon clicking OR B) actually working like the powerpoint presentation it's supposed to be and changing the damned slides. Sorta like the X-OR logic gate when what we want is the AND gate. Whatever. It's quite freaky. Funny also. Very likely to add to the Halloween mood, I think. Now, for more serious stuff. Hehehe... Anybody wants to join a counter-operation against the councillors on Halloween? Instead of them scaring us, why don't we sneak up to them, ambush and scare them! Haha, sweet irony! Keep this discrete. Kim Ong may see this soon. Probably with my computer even. Hehehe.

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Disappointing

Okay I dunno about you guys, but the Boarding School Year End Formal Dinner was one of the most pointless experiences I've had the pleasure of being tortured with. To echo the sentiments of the guys: Oh wow, it's Western Wednesday, only on Thursday! *gasp* Why the hell couldn't the experience have been better? From what Mr. Chan, our BS Director (hehehe), said at the beginning of the year, the Formal Dinner is supposed to be the ultimate. The finale. The pow wow. Disappointing, really.

The Zoo where There's Lotsa Things to Do

Hey guys, posted a few pics of our zoo trip, mostly for Sophia since I just couldn't get them small enough to fit into the damned e-mail. I dunno how you guys wanna work out something to develop all the pictures you like, but I guess someone could start organizing everything. And no. No. I refuse. Get someone else to do this. Check them out at salmonfire.blogspot.com

Let's Go to the Zoo...

We went to the Singapore Zoological Gardens (known to everyone else in Singapore as the Mandai Zoo) today... All 13 of us... Andrew, Alex, Brian, Carynl, Elaine, Eva, Kim, Ruo Lin, Su, Sue Li, Xing Loong and me... Well, what is there to say? Er, we left at about 8.30am? We took bus 171 then 927? We got the students' discount of 50%? We had lunch at KFC? Well, it was interesting... I guess... Er... Polar bears and all... The monkey show... The sea lion show... The elephant show... Lots of animals pooping... Er... Whatever... We came back exhausted... Well... Obviously... We spent about 9 hours in total on our trip to the zoo... I look like a panda now with dark rings around my eyes... Well... Cute animals : 1. Otters 2. Prarie dogs 3. Ground squirrels That's all of our fun day at the zoo! Signing off, Hobbit Skywalker

S³ & SAFTI MI

First of all... (rolls eyes)... Let's see, what happened today... First of all, the S³ seminar... Why WE have to understand the need for NS... Why WE have to understand the need for the defence of Singapore... How WE can learn to contribute towards the defence of Singapore... Why WE have to understand the need for Total Defence... I suppose the skit was quite interesting, the girl reminded me of Sin Wee... Hee hee... Think so? Everything else in the seminar was... INTERESTING... I'm sure we all dreaded the visit to the OCS (Officer Cadet School) in the SAFTI MI (the Singapore Armed Forces Training Institute Military Institute [why the double use of the word Institute? (rolls eyes)]) but it turned out to be quite interesting... First of all, comparing it to the bunks we saw in the 24/7 video (rolls eyes) is like comparing TCHBS to a boarding school from our FAIR (rolls eyes) country... The camouflage paint was fun, though it was difficult to wash off from the eyelids... I looked like a panda after bathing in the evening... The place is actually quite nice... I see why people aspire to enter the OCS when they are enlisted... Again, the TCHBS feel... Oh, and I'm sure we all found the ambush part fun... Kind of freaky when you realise that the soldiers in our DEAR (rolls eyes) country would never be able to do such things... And the weapon displays... M-16s, SARs (Singapore Assault Rifles... Designed for short Asian hands) and LAWs (Light Anti-Tank Weapons... Ahhh... Just call them bazookas...)... But the kicker was... The food was not bad... As in, definitely better than TCHBS... (^_^) Imagine the soldiers in our LOVELY (rolls eyes) country and their rations... Oh, and the obstacle course... Could you see any of your classmates carefully storing info on how to get past certain obstacles? Hee hee... Looks like there are a lot of very ambitious people in NJC... Hmmm... Overall, it was a cool trip, I guess... Worth an afternoon... Agree, guys? Things to note: 1. Carynl is so going to kill me if she reads this post - all the capital lettered words... Signing off, Hobbit Skywalker

All around

Okayyy... now that promos are over... We're back to fun, fun and more fun...!! haha. NOT. I kinda get the feeling that cause we've been super anticipating for after-promos, hoping we can just slack around and play all day... but somehow, it's kinda like... urgh... back to school. Don't know what i'm talking about. Games festival isn't working out too well (i can so see Byron smirking away...) cause yea, you gotta be a sports person to be able to appreciate things like that, and at least have enthusiastic fun classmates to start with lar. I'm bloggin from the library now, waiting for 1.30 when we gotta go attend the English games thing. Sigh. Everyone around me here are rushing their project work and you can hear irritated voices once in a while... haha, i absolutely have no idea how my group is doing, since Ms Wan hasn't given feedback on the last draft we sent last week. i can...relax? Haha, maybe those days slaving away at Swensen's weren't a waste of time after all. But whatever. Got dance practice today, tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, the day after that, and the day after the day after that. Basically everyday till open day on saturday. I do enjoy dance, but i'm feeling really sleepy and tired now. So well, everything seems to be annoying. YUEch.. Thank God we have free time during study time this week. NO more homework to rush, can just sleep, lie around, read, fool around on the laptop...YES! REALLY, every SINGLE person on the computer around me is doing Project Work. Should i feel bad... that these guys behind me are trying to look for a free comp to do theirs?

U've Been Screwin' Da Milkman

Muahaha i'm da 1st one to post after promos... Wakkakkakakakakakaka.... Exams are terrible. Exams are evil. They make people go nuts. People like me. You can see clearly that i've lost my mind after the horrifying experiences during promos... As I scanned the paper... Q1a:Name the process (or sumthin lidat)... *flip*.... Q2:Second ionisation energy... *flip* ...... Q3:............... Muahaha all dunno how to do...... Okay enough of exams stuff... Everyone happy that promos is over rite? Hehehehe... But now i dunno wad to do oredi... So bored. Cannot. Must get Black Party as soon as i can... Then i can resume my RO muahahahahahahahaha........ You know how people have these little habits that get you down. Like... Bernie. Bernie likes to chew gum. No, not chew. POP. Well, I came home this one day and I am really irritated, and looking for a little sympathy. And there's Bernie.... layin' on the couch, drinkin' a beer and chewin'. No, not chewin'. POPPIN'. So, I said to him, I said, "Bernie, you pop that gum one more time..." ........ and he did. So I took the shotgun off the wall and I fired two warning shots......into his head. I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake city about two years ago. He told me he was single, and we hit it off right away. So, we started living together. He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd mix him a drink, we'd have dinner.......... And then I found out............ "Single" he told me? Single, my ass. Not only was he married...oh, no, he had six wives. One of those Mormons, you know. So that night when he came home, I mixed him his drink as usual. You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic. Now, I'm standing in the kitchen..... carvin' up the chicken for dinner....... minding my own business. In storms, my husband Wilbur, in a jealous rage...... "YOU'VE BEEN SCREWIN' THE MILKMAN," he says. He was crazy..... and he kept on screamin', "YOU'VE BEEN SCREWIN' THE MILKMAN!!"......... And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times! My sister, Veronica and I did this double act... and my husband, Charlie, traveled round with us. Now, for the last number in our act, we did these 20 acrobatic tricks in a row. One, two, three, four, five... splits, spread eagles, back flips, flip flops, one right after the other. So this one night we were down at the hotel Cicero, the three of us boozin', havin' a few laughs...... andwe ran out of ice. So I go out to get some. I come back, open the door....... and there's Veronica and Charlie doing Number Seventeen-the spread eagle. Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out I can't remember a thing. It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands I even knew they were dead. Wah super ganas... Can u imagine me, su n eva wuz "chanting" this kind of stuff when we're muggin during promos... Maybe exam stress la, LOL... Imagine when all of us are struggling hard to get the mathematics equations into our heads.... we would suddenly go like... "Sleep you little termite!... I mean precious little thing~~~ One day when you're big and strong~~~ You will be a king~~~...." LOL so de-stressing... K i think i talk a lotta nonsense liao... Ruined da whole blog... Opz... Hehehe beta ciao, if not hobbit's gonna chase me out of da blog liao. Tatta~~... ~Itachi no Aniki~