Insane Ramblings

"A Littleton, Colorado, man sued Starbucks Corporation claiming that he was disabled for seven months after getting a high-five greeting from an ex-employee of one of the company's coffee shops."

"An armed man wearing a Halloween mask tried to rob the Cedar Glen Golf Course clubhouse in Saugus, Massachusetts, but fled after one patron pulled off his mask and the others laughed at him."

"Robert Barzyk was sentenced to thirty days in jail for oinking at his ex-wife whenever he saw her walk past his house in Penbrook, Pennsylvania. Rachel Nickle, who lives several houses from her ex-husband, said he made pig and elephant noises for nine years. Deputy District Attorney Diana Woodside added that last year he began supplementing the animal sounds by playing "Old Macdonald" on a cassette player."

-From "More Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest: True News of the World's Least Competent People" by John J. Kohut and Roland Sweet

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Yesterday I went to OG Orchard Point with my mum. I bought a red FILA top ($17.90) (with her money of course) and she bought a pair of brown TUNE-UP bermudas (both were on sale). I don't want to sound soppy and all, but all this staying at home has brought me closer to my mum. She's happy to have me accompany her to go out, too. And I'm glad to go out with her, having experienced the boredom and frustrations of staying at home 24/7.

Today we went to the SengKang Library. I borrowed 2 books for Everett, and 1 Agatha Christie (featuring Miss Mallard) book for myself. I have heard of this author's great mysteries, and about her famous character Miss Mallard. So I decided to try one of her books.

On the bus 159 home, a group of Xin Min boys were telling each other to use beauty products (joking, of course).

Boy 1: Use SK II (he said this rather loudly, which is what alerted me to their conversation) lah!

Boy 2: Ya, and OLAY UV-WHITENING face mask.

Boy 1: You'll see all the dark spots vanish! Use Intenz too!

Boy 3: And you'll have Q Q, hua hua face!

I was trying not to laugh out loud. The fact that they knew about all these beauty products and could even remember lines from the advertisements amazed and amused me.

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Went shopping with Yi Ting yesterday...I still don't really like shopping. My feet were killing me by the end of the day. I must say that her style is super weird. Likes frills and lace, and pastel colours. Or maybe I'm just out of it...

I saw a few pieces of clothes that i quite liked. A FILA top, a pair of jeans with chains (from a really ex shop, can't remember the name), a pair of bermudas (BLUE CORNER)...

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1. First Name? May

2. Were you named after anyone? Does the name of my birthday month count? I mean, the month has got to be named after someone, hasn't it?

3. Do you wish on stars? erm. no...after reading those horror stories about being "careful what you wish for"

4. Which finger is your favorite? index?

5. When did you last cry? can't remember. a few days ago.

6. Do you like your handwriting? NO

7. What is your favorite meat? chicken, i guess

8. Any bad habits? ya. like wanting to do this kind of surveys. and updating my blog with this kind of surveys..

9. What is your most embarrassing CD on the
shelf? if it's embarassing, y would i buy it? unless it was a gift. none, in any case.

10. If you were another person, would you be
friend with you? haha. i'm egoistic, so yes.

11. Are you a daredevil? not really. i draw the line beyond the scariest theme park rides.

12. Have you ever told a secret you swore not
to tell? dun think so...

13. Does looks matter? ultimately, yes...although everyone always say that inner beauty matters and so on, everyone looks at the appearance first before wanting to get to know the character of the person.

14. Have you ever misused a word and it
sounded absolutely stupid? sure...i'm the queen of bombastic words after all =p

15. Do you think there is a pot of gold at
the end of the rainbow? nope

16. Do fish have feelings? yep.

17. Are you trendy? no. unless u count highlighting hair.

18. How do you release anger? punch walls and stuff (which can't feel pain)...stomp around looking peeved, scold my bros...listen to fav songs.

19. Where are your second homes? none at the mo

21. What was your favourite toys as a child? this airplane which i think i saw fly before but my bro swears that it couldn't fly...it had this staircase door which u can open which looked just like a real one on a real plane. Then in front of the door was this sticker of an air stewardess. I always imagined what was behind the air stewardess sticker (you know, like what the interior of the plane would look like) and was always a little peeved that the sticker blocked the inside of the plane.

22. What subject in school do you think is
totally useless? A MATHS! (some topics like logarithms...and even trig)

24. Have you ever been on radio or
television? nopex

25. Do u keep a journal? no..though i've been wanting to keep one. but i'm just too lazy. And anyway, there's BLOGGER to help me save paper =) .

26. Do you use sarcasm a lot? quite

27. Have you ever been in a mos? whassat??

28. What do you look for in a guy/girl? hair...humour...eyes...face...build. in that order.

29. What are your nicknames? all things associated with the month of May (May day...'may' in chinese), mei cai kou rou (quite a long story)

30. Would you bungee? maybe. but i dun think i'd like the blood-rushing-into-my-head sensation.

31. Do you un-tie your shoelaces when you
take them off? yes...they're usually too tight to take off if i don't untie

32. What are you worried about right now? *mysteriously* lotsa things

33. Do you ever wear overalls? yuck...no. but i did when i was young, i guess.

35. What's your favourite ice cream flavour? vaniLLA

37. What is your least favourite thing in the
world? diseases

38. How many wisdom teeth do you have? none

39. Are you in love with anyone? i suppose

40. How many people have a crush on you right
now? uncountable...0

41. What is yr best buy for the week? erm...i dunno. best buy as in cheapest/most hua suan thing to buy, or the thing i want to buy most?

42. Do you listen to yourself? who will if i dun?

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Went to watch The Prince and Me today. It was not bad...but the first part was a bit boring. Loads of yummy snogging.

Bah! What bad luck! I lost $30 for no reason. I don't know how i lost it. Maybe I dropped it or something. First time I lost so much money....='(

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On Friday
Went to Tanglin Mall to look up my old pri sch friend, Yi Ting, who works at the British India shop there. The clothes of that brand are damn ex. And the shop was damn big. I refused to go in (naturally). We had lunch together. She's really become very talkative. When we were in pri sch, my record for talking to her on the fone was like half an hour. My record for talking on the phone with friends at that age was like 2 hours (straight). We had a nice time catching up on old times. =)

I saw a sign saying Republic Polytechnic outside Tanglin Mall. So THAT's where it is. =D

I just finished making a collage out of my favourite pictures saved in the com. It's my display pic now =D . It's quite fun. I should do it more often. *grinz*

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I want to watch (in the order that I remember them):

Enter the Phoenix (Opens 15 Apr)
Shrek II (Opens June)
The Prince and Me (Now Showing)
50 First Dates
Win a Date with Tad Hamilton
Starsky and Hutch (opens 15 Apr)

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Hmmmmmmm...................................................who wants to go to a chalet? On/before/after my birthday. TAGGGGGGGGGG UR ANSWER!!!!

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The bloody aircon spoilt all of a sudden. The night before yest night was terrible. I am totally at the mercy of air conditioners. Yest we all camped out in the living room (strongest aircon). Ken and I slept on the sofa (though he had a mattress). My mum came at eleven something and took up the extra mattress (her aircon also not cold one). I fell asleep for like half an hour after 12 and woke up at 1. Crap. Then I couldn't get to sleep till close to 2 am. So I woke up earlier today, hoping to be able to sleep earlier tonight. Sigh...sorry all I have to offer are such boring issues :p.

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Hmm...went to Paramount Hotel restaurant to eat dim sum yesterday. Belated celebration for Everett's birthday. I gave him an Enid Blyton book and another book from a series he likes, A to Z Mysteries. But he'd already read that particular book, so I'm gonna try and exchange it at MPH.

Bought Pokemon Adventures No. 6. It was rather confusing and a bit disgusting. Waiting to buy no.7. I have had a sudden urge to buy Pokemon Ruby and Gameboy Advance SP (since pkmn ruby is a gba game). I went price scouting yesterday. The lowest price I could get was $160 (just the console). They sell the games for $70 at Serangoon Central.

On Friday I went to the Library@Orchard with Isabel and Xue Yan. Then we walked around Orchard, and went to Toys R Us at Forum. Isabel asked the person at the games section if they were hiring. The guy said they were and gave her a number. I wanted the job very much. But Han Yuen (Isabel gave him the number) called the number and the boss said they weren't hiring. Oh well.

Still no luck in finding jobs (I suddenly got a lot more enthusiastic about job hunting after I got the urge to buy the gameboy, since I am broke.)

Oh yeah. NP doesn't want me. So SP it is!!! Better off in some ways I guess. Isabel and Han Yuen got into NP though.

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