monstajoe: lifes too short to be SMALL

hi its me..!!!!

Havent updated for like a freaking long time... guess its time to revive my blog

a lot has been happening!!!! unbeliveble!!!!!

i went to melbourne for my graduation!!!!!

got to wear the monk suit, sit in a very hot hall, fall asleep during the boring grad speech!!!
walk onto stage, collect my cert and shake the deans hand!!!!!!!

will update more, its late and i'm shack from doin 200 pushups...
hahahha

laters matersss

this is dam funny, a lecturer from NTU (nanyang technological uni) talks about comments written about him over the years


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOqXlbWf9Io

just got back from bangkok on sunday, was feeling really great!!!!

you would think that i probably get food poisioning from eating street food in bangkok...
but no... i got food poisioning on monday from eating hawker food!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the day after i get back from bangkok!!!!!

pissing through the arse is no fun i gaurantee you... i have blisters in me anus man... sux..
bloated stomach and spinning head with feelings of fever though out my body, makes my aircon room feel colder than the minus 6 degree room at a bar that i have conviently forgotten the name of.. with further emphasises the irony of life.....

getting food poisioning in singapore the day after comming back from a place that i'm most likely to get food poisioning.....

being really sick, which entitles me to take a long mc, but i dont need it, cos i am freaking on leave!!!!!! shitttaa man............

forgetting the name of the bar that i want to put down, when i really want to remember the name...

falling sick the week that i have two job interviews.... which reduces the amount of time i have to prepare!!!!

i ate a cup noodles, two bread sticks with parma ham and lots of vanilla flavoured wafers....
so much for being healthy to recover from being sick... wahhhahaha

ok wish me luck eh... interviews tmorrow... God give me the words to say...

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i really would like to write something...
but i don't know wat to!!

ok, i just write about today then! hhaha

went to work.... went to shit 4 times.... not fun at all.... hahhahah
so took some diarrohea medicine.. (its impossible to spell lah)

got a call from citibank, got an interview on the 14th september..... i was so shocked!!!
thankyou faye once again!!! Referals are good lah =)

met mandy for a movie and dinner. watched "the breakup"... quite an irritating show... hahahha
a watch at home kinda movie... only worth acquiring through downloading, not via purchasing from a store!!! hahahha

drove down bukit timah road all the way to woodlands and back to mandys place.
drove in andrews convertible, with the top down!!! drove for about 40 minutes!!!!
woodlands is dam ulu man!! i love it... the air is so dam fresh and cool!!!!

i guess, life is only as interesting as you allow it to be =)
army life is pretty boring as looking at dog shit... wat can i say "same shit, different smell"
hahhaha

hello everyone...

i am still alive and well... rarrrrrrrrrrrrr

yes i know i havent blogged for like forever!

but here i am... 24 years old now!!!!

if you didnt know, today is my birthday =)

life has been good to me =)

i'm blessed with great friends and also a very special friend =) rarrrrr

you know who you are! hahahhaa

i would really like to write some deep thoughts about the 24 years of life

but it will just take to long to think about them and write them down! and knowing me and how fast i think, it takes forever to think!!!! hahahhaha

so i will just write how i feel in general =)

Here i go!!!!!

firstly
SHIT!!!! i am almost mid twenties!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahhahaha
and it dosent help that i look like a fat faced sweaty dude and that my skin resembles the color of marshmellow man!!!!!! shit, i look like michelin man!!!! hahhaha

secondly
oh man, in six years time i will be 30.... shit....

thirdly
argee.... being 24 and still fat after so many year of trying to get slim is not a very good feeling.. hehe... dam you gluttony. well at least i'm almost as wide as a door, which was one of my aspirations when i was 20!

fourthly
i'm so glad i have a great family and fantastic friends! i feel like the luckiest guy in the world!!!!!! i love you guys and gals =) , i know i havent been meeting lots of you's, please dont dis-own me!!!! i'll be good i promise, now that i am older and more mature.. hehe..

fifthly (is there such a thing or is it just fifth?)
thankyou God for giving me all i have and for taking care of me! even though i often forget you.

sixthly( same thoughts as fifthly or is it fifth??)
i better, get slim by 25 or else everyone will start getting sick of me complaining about being fat and sweaty!! hahahah!!

seventhly( dito)
i am old and unemployed... i need a job and earn some money.. rarrrrrrrrr

ok thats all!!!

i dont think many people will actually read this entry on my bday itself cos i havent updated for i cant even remember how long!!!!!! hahahha

but yah, i will try to up date as often so everyone can be updated with wats goin on with me =)
thankyou for being patient =)

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i havent been blogging for like forever!!!!

i think there is just not much to blog about and also i am quite lazy and not on the internet now a days..

life has been rather relaxed now a days..

i really need to step up my game and find a frigging job!!!! argeeeeee

i been reading about jobs and i realised that they all sound frigging boring....

i guess i'm goin through a stage of my life whereby everything seems boring =(
argeeee...

ok... lookin forward to better days....

oh man, its been like forever since i last updated!!!!!! you guys should just start throwing rocks at me!!!!!

yesterday at about 2am, my bro and me weighed ourselves and wrote it down on a piece of paper!
it is for the competition that we just started today! to see who can lose the most weight by tim and mins wedding on the 24th of june! so we have about 2 months to lose as much weight as we can!!!

the loser will have to go on this diet that mainly consists of powder that you add water and drink, this beverage contains all the nutrition a meal should have to stay healthy. in other words it is a meal replacement diet !!!! imagine, just downing drinks for 2 meals out of 3, everday for a month!!!!!

oh yah, i wrecked my wrist, so i wont be pumping iron for about a month or two!!!! argeee