It was a virus! A particularly nasty one that first made me lose my
voice, second gave me a stinking cold and finished with a dose of the Norfolk
cough. I was still suffering with a
phlegmy voice box 4 weeks later when a last minute gig came in to replace a
failed duo at Toppers. We thought about
doubling up into two cars, but in the
end we elected to do a convoy of the 3 vehicles meeting Chris the drum en route
to Thetford. It was a nice sunny warm
day for a trip to the coast. Chris the
bass and I got away on time at 5:30pm but soon ran into traffic at Ingham meaning
we were late at our rendezvous (Indian Restaurant near Barnham on West side of
A134) But Chris wasn't there - being
stuck in the same traffic! We saw him
rolling towards us a few minutes later and we sneaked in ahead of him to form
the convoy. Chris the bass led us over
the Nun's bridges and it was a smooth if somewhat slow, run from there to
Norwich. Chris the drum wants to avoid
strain on his old Mondeo engine so we potter along about 60-65mph. Once on the A47 we picked up again but then
ran into road works. We made fair time after
that so we arrived at the Sundowners caravan park at 7pm as planned. It took a couple of false trails to actually
park up at the club - but it wasn't open yet.
Chris went in search of the guvnor when he appeared from a nearby
caravan and opened up the back doors for us.
He soon found Chris at the front and we started an easy load in.




The performance hall looked more the part
than when I played there 4 years ago with a pro lighting set up and furnished much
more for dancing and drinking. Mathew
the guvnor explained they were an adults only club and we would need to be
prepared to play through to midnight. No
problem we said - we'll do three 45s from 9 ish. Fine he said!
We got the gear in and Mathew was very interested to see we were using
Bose - only seen it with solo artistes so far he said. Mick the compere arrived, introduced himself and said he would take
care of house music; and there would be a Cardingo session after 10pm to fit
in. A handful of people had drifted in
as we set up. Chris the drum would be using my spare Shure SM58 'cos I wasn't
happy with his mic last time out. I had a bit of trouble powering up the PA -
turned out I had forgotten to switch the Bose's on!? But once over that we did half of
"Smiling" to test the PA.
Sounded OK to me and I spotted Mathew listening intently at the back. He didn't say anything which I took to be a
good thing?


With that all working we
were able to get beers in and relax for an hour. I asked for a lager and Chris the bass came
back with a Kronenberg. He didn't know
it is strong stuff - so I would have to watch it and just have a half next
time. Had a laugh in the dressing room
when Chris the drum put a kid's entertainer bear's head on. We got changed in a relaxed manner into the
red shirts n black waistcoats (no ties 'cos Chris the drum was hot). There were about 40 in as we came on stage
just before 9pm. Mick gave us a good
intro and we were off. I had changed the
set around a bit to liven it up and we opened with FBI, the idea being to waggle the guitars a little
as we play fairly up tempo. Actually it
went well and we got a good round of applause for it. Next up was "Heartbeat" again (slightly
more up tempo than usual) and it garnered a good response. We eased it down for "Smiling and Groovy
Kind of Love" But I picked up on
the announcements. I was pleased with
the response - the people out there must have been able to hear me well and I
could hear their comments back enough to banter a little. So far so good. We did our 3 songs to introduce the members
of the band ("Ring of Fire, Act Naturally & Eyes at Me For") and
we all got good rounds of applause. We
followed with a bit of banter about rock n rollers slashing cinema seats then
into "Rock Around the Clock - Blue Suede Shoes". Again well received. Next up we pinched the start of the old Foot
Tapper Beatle medley by putting on the wigs for Eight Days A Week - Can't Buy Me
Love" and we got a good audience response
to that bit of old showmanship I thought.
We followed this up with a well received medlification of "Needles
and Pins into Walk In the Room".
There hadn't been much dancing up to this point and as the lead into the
next number, I asked if there were any
ladies named Sue in the room. 'Yes' said
one of two ladies towards the front. So
we bantered for a few seconds before getting underway with "Runaround
Sue" And a few got up to dance
through this and the following "All Shook Up" Time was up signalled Chris. I didn't fancy any of the high singing finale
songs so I announced "Green Green Grass" as the last number - also
it seemed right for this crowd to sing-a-long with, and so it turned out. We finished the set to good applause - job
well done I thought.
During the break Mick did his Cardingo session - he is pretty good at
this compere / gaming role and it seemed to go well. By now there was probably over
60 in the hall and, although it was far from full, by our standards it was
busy. We came on for Set 2 starting with
a well trodden walk through "Apache".
We definitely got a good round of applause for this and as usual I was
able to gauge the sound which I thought was impressive: guitar and bass pretty
spot on maybe mic up the bass drum next time?
Chris the bass had been using Dan's old Warwick bass amp at practice and
I had set a more Fender Jazz bass tone on it with a hint of toppy click. I
think he has set up his Ashdown amp similar 'cos it sounded very Fender Jazz but
with a really solid bottom in this hall - I thought it was great! We
carried on with "Do You Wanna Dance,
Happy Together and Daydream Believer" as sing-a-longs and then I
introduced Chris the drum for "Delilah". Well of course the audience joined - very
loudly too! Chris later blamed the audience
doing chicken noises in the chorus for throwing him out of kilter with the arrangement.
He completely missed the second verse
and I had to hurry into the solo to keep things going. The audience were perplexed 'cos they were
singing it correctly! Anyway Chris, a bit
panicked, then went for the final verse,
got the words wrong again and we drew it to a big ending close. We bantered our way out of it saying 'they
knew it better than Chris'; but it was
clearly one of those errors the audience did notice! We quickly got underway with "Bad Moon,
Move It, Summertime Blues, Proud
Mary". My voice was beginning to
break so I elected to do "American Trilogy" at this point. It went really well and we got a massive
response for it. Following up I made a
few mistakes with "Dont Stop" but the last few numbers went pretty
well. I still had a quite a tight throat, so,
rather than do the usual "Wonder of You", I was happy to finish
with Chris the drum singing "Achy Breaky Heart" for a change. I thought we played it OK for first time out with
Chris singing it and there were a few dancers.
Mick took over smoothly while we had a short break (reminds me to note how good he was at subtly
changing lighting as the show progressed). As set 2 had progressed I had
developed a bit of a bantering relationship with the two sisters Sue and Pam right
at the front, so I went over to thank them for their support. It was Sue that said she was delighted to
hear us doing "Proud Mary" the Tina Turner way, 'cos she had chosen it for her funeral!! But they said the band was great, loved the song choices and entertainment and
thought we were very good! We came back
on about 11:25pm for a shortish set 3. This
is mainly dancey and the songs link in so there's not so much banter. After our last number around midnight: "Johnny
B Goode" we got a big round of applause (by our standards) and Mick asked
us if we wanted to do another. 'Yes' we
said and we asked the audience if they wanted a fasty or a slowey. It came back fasty so off we ventured into
"Born to be Wild" Chris the
drum has some weird tempo changing heavy metal interpretation that just makes
it a freak out. Still we had an enjoyable jam session and the audience was
merry enough to appreciate it this time - but I will have to get the band more
disciplined on this one!
We were quite elated with the gig after so many unresponsive pubs
but, in truth, we had fared no better than the Foot Tappers
would have and my voice was well below par; so it would be the guvnor's view as
to whether we would get booked back - he told Chris he would ring but that
could mean anything. Once loaded up we set
off and I looked in my mirror expecting to see past my suit bag if Chris the
drum was following. No suit bag!! Fortunately, we had only gone a few yards and
I was able to dash back and get the bag which had fallen under a table. It was about 12:45am when we got going again and
caught up with Chris the bass waiting at the entrance And then we set off on
the long drive home. Chris the drum was
even slower on the way back and Chris the bass lost us by Norwich, so I
trundled along at about 60mph with Chris the drum in tow. It was about 2:30am when I got home and still
quite mild. But I was ready for bed so
skipped the cocoa on this occasion.