A New Cammy........

talking about cam-whoring, i went shopping yesterday and got some goodies....ta..daaa..got one Canon IXUS 850. Now, www.modulus-x.blogspot.com will have more pics for show !!..... though it takes me some (lots actually) time to understand its function....

Announcement !!

To Whom it May Concern,

I will not be there tomorrow unless you-know-who is giving out the you-know-what money. For those who are kind enough, please leave a message on my mobile on you-know-what number (in the morning if possible) if you-know-who says you-know-who is giving out the money tomorrow. Tentatively, LoneRanger has told me that the you-know-what function will be starting at (8) in the morning, so please be advice to go to you-know-where earlier to avoid receiving the brunt from you-know-who.

Thank You

Best wishes,

lXl

Reviews (Part 1-codekrb020607)

Before we continue with the series, an avid follower has come forward to claim his share of role in the previous scene. This student, who wished to be identified as LoneRanger and true to his characteristics of being the lone ranger in any circumstances, brought to my attention his involvement in Part 1-code020607. Indeed, due to my constant short-term memory loss, I had a memory lapse and now confirmed that LoneRanger had a role in that scene :-). LoneRanger accompanied lXl for the meeting but left the room with much hatred towards Student A. This event proved to be a watershed in the status-quo of a Gas Class filled with human particles and their egos. It has been some time that the human particles in that particular class had their differences and dissatisfaction among each other.


A picture depicting LoneRanger with his elegant suit and tie from one of the shots taken during a self cam-whoring session.



Student A once quipped sarcastically at Student C when Student C was not in a FySiKs class because of an external exam. Some even lamented on the replacement quizzes that a certain group of students(who went for an exam and weren't in class) took, claiming that it was much easier and that the Lecturer A wasn't fair. This has inflamed a group of students (who will soon to be known as the leftist due to their nature of sitting on the left aisle in class) to gossip and criticize such behaviors, amid stealthily.

Although the present scenario spells for disaster, there are a few who stayed between the fences, taking no side of the split groups. Thus, whatever I've mentioned earlier solely represent the overall picture of the peculiar scenario.

The turn of events in En. X Room was the last straw that broke the camel's back. The Human Particles were now clearly divided, defying the Brown's Law of Random Gas Movement. This went on for days and the clashes of egos didn't seem to have an ending. On one particular day when a group of G scholars were supposed to meet up for a meeting, the representative of the G-Scholars (now shall be known as the G-I Joe's due to their amazing abilities to be gems in the eyes of the lecturers) had the snitch to not call up 2 other scholars due to their heavy involvements in the opposite side. This has led to a severe communication breakdown between the G-I Joe's.

Now, the million dollar question is how does this LoneRanger fits into the picture? To those who are in the know, LoneRanger belongs to the leftist (though he's probably the militant in the group) and is a scholar of the PL-Corporation (now shall be known as the Pets Lovers due to their nature of having various virtual pets in facebook). LoneRanger has a bizarre habit of cam-whoring himself in classes (for reasons I don't really know) besides having a reputation of rebelling against Student A (though Student A was once his buddy for their silat-classes).


Well, that's more than enough about LoneRanger. We shall dig more information out in no time.....

To Be Continued .... Part 2

The mail has arrived, the decision has been made..

yup, the decision has been made on the 25th of June. Columbia doesn't want me.....oh well........UPenn as it is.......

The Hidden Puzzles of xXx (part 1 - codekrb020607)

Setting :
A lighted room in a secluded building in the compound of xXx corporation

Time :
Late morning/early noon approximately 4 weeks ago

Personal Agenda :
Meeting for clarifying budget and approval to find sponsors for X-Function due in 3 weeks

lXl : Sir, is it possible for xxx to increase the allocation for our X-Function Day ? the allocation that have been set by xxx. RM 300 can only cover the food and lodging.

En X : ahla...lXl tahun-tahun lepas pun sama. We have allocate the money. By the way, it is not RM 300. Didn't Pn. A told you all. the 300 will cover the LAN fees together with the certificates we would be giving on that day. Kita kena bayar akreditasi dari LAN.

out of the blue, the phone rang, breaking the silence in the room......

En X : Hello. Hi Dato'. Sebenarnya pihak xxx akan mengadakan majlis penutup Y Function minggu depan. Dato' make sure free la...ah..ya. ya.... pasal duit, most of the allocation dah pergi dekat penginapan dah.... pihak pentadbiran charge RM 40 sehari untuk seorang peserta. ya. ya...that's why i say, the bulk of the allocation dah pergi dekat penginapan dia orang. ah.ya... ya.baiklah...kalau boleh, tambah sikit lar peruntukkan....ok..ok....see you then, dato..ok..ok...bye....

silence

En X : ya, going back to what you said, your seniors semua cari sponsor dia orang sendiri. last year, dia buat kat IOI..mahal jugak but they found their sponsors.
engkau orang, carilah..

lXl : yalar, sir. but you got to understand that we do not have the time to go on finding for sponsors. Next week dah function Y. 2 weeks time dah exam. then the week after that will be function X already. tak apalar, sir. I prepare the letter first and will distribute out. I'll do the draft by tomorrow and will let you check first before submitting.

En X : Ah ok. boleh boleh..tapi i nak tanya dulu. Siapa yang in-charge buat semua ini. Susah lar kalau I deal dengan you saja. yang ketua-ketua department dah lantik ke belum ?

lXl : Dah sir. Dah lantik semua dah. Student A yang chairperson, bukan I.

En X : ah, macam itu, sebab i nak minta you orang, carilar door gift yang elok-elok sikit, bukan macam your seniors punya. bagi mug.....buat apa....semua perkataan dah pudar dah....buang duit saja...try to get something more memorable

lXl : alrite sir, i'll inform them. so macam mana dengan sponsorship ?

En X : ok, tak apa. now, semua dapat RM 200 dulu. ini dah confirm. Kalau boleh, I will try to shift some money from function Y untuk your function X. Sebab pihak xxx akan spend around 50k - 60 k untuk function Y ini. Tapi, i tak janji apa-apa. I nak tengok usaha you orang dulu. ah.... kalau you orang boleh facilitate dengan baik, maybe i will add more money. boleh ?

lXl : ah, okaylar sir.

En.X : I nak tengok usaha dulu. ah..yang sponsorship, don't worry first, nanti i cakap dengan Pn. A. Boleh ?

lXl : ok lar sir. Thank you sir.

Door slam shut leaving an air of deafening silence behind.

My laptoppy is back !!!

yup, its back and running..i got a new keyboard, motherboard, everything....and they even vacummed the whole thing.....though it needs a little formatting and a few program installations....btw, IE is soo inefficient.......

We survived them all.....

When the curtain falls.....

People live People die

People laugh People cry

Others may forget

U,

but never will I

From R to L (standing)

If My hugs are worth platinums, I will give you a kilogram,

If kisses were water, I will give you a sea.

If you love a planet, I will give u a galaxy,

If friendship is life I will give you mine.

Nah, If I were to be anything in this world….

I’d be your tears!!!

So, I can be conceived in your heart,

born in your eyes, live on your cheeks & die on your lips!!!!!

One dAy you will ask me, What is more important to you,

me or your life?

I will say: my life…..

And you will walk away from me without knowing

that you are MY LIFE!!!

A Friend is sweet when he’s such a Fizz

But it is sweeter when it’s True!

But you know what?

It’s sweetest when it’s you.

A friend gives hope when life is low,

A friend is a place when you have nowhere to go,

A friend is honest, a friend is true.

A friend is precious a friend is you.

When God opened the windows of the Heaven

He Asked me: What is the most meaningful wish I could grant you?

I said :

please take special care of the person cherishing my life.

IF you were an antique player, you are the quaintest,

if u are a Teddy Bear, you are the most huggable,

If you are a Star, you are the Brightest,

and since you are my FRIEND, you are the BEST!!!!!!!!!

FeEl good when somebody admire you.

Feel better when somebody Love you.

But feel best when somebody

Never forgets you.

R to L (seated)

A special friend is rare and raw indeed,

it beems to be special breed,

Yes, perfect friends are very few,

So lucky I am for having you.

Time Might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces ,

but I will always be THANKFUL ,

That once in my life's journey we became

FRIENDS!

They say it takes a minute to finD a special person,

an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them,

but then an entire life to forget them.

with everlasting love,

lXl'07

The Show is in Town !!!

lXl-of Paradoxes will be presenting to you our first prima-donna theater published by lxl-corporation. Details as follow :

Event : The Hidden Puzzles of xXx(Part 1-code020607) ......
Time : Midnight, 27th of June 2007
Place : www.modulus-x.blogspot.com
Dress Code : Up to your needs

All invited but must remain discreet throughout the play due to the sensitivity of the issue being discussed. Please do take note that popcorns or coke will not be allowed during the screening and will be confiscated for the producer's consumption. Until then, stay tune !!

Breaking News !

FRI,KAJANG-There has been a commotion surrounding the recent seizure of operations of the blog 'lXl-of ParadoXes and EquaTions'. The blog's cbox has been inundated with comments regarding post updates and controversies has begun to swerve since the last post published by the author on the 3rd of June 2007. One blogger, who shall remain anonymous, has even stirred up some emotions in his reply to the previous post, touching on issues concerning the local political scene. This act has been viewed by the general public as a last minute effort to bring forth more controversial issues to be discussed by the author. There was another blogger who went further by holding the author of the blog to ransom by meekly suggesting to "not resting on those laurels". Such salvo actions have put the author of the blog under severe criticism and stress level. Eye witnesses have came forward to report that the blogger, lXl, was seen leaving the blog to its bare bones due to some last-minute studies for his finals. Some has even suggested that lXl has lost interest with his blog. "The blog is merely more style over substance", they lamented. When approached by reporters last Thursday, the clearly depressed blog author, lXl, was sobbing with a wet hankie, complaining that some machine of his, named laptoppy was spoilt and has been sent to some unspecified hospital. lXl was also heard lamenting on some exams which were too difficult and unknown of. Due to the over-mumblings and sobbing which were flooding the press room, the reporters were to busy packing their belongings instead of jotting down what lXl has to say. Most were afraid that the flash flood in Kuala Lumpur a few days ago may repeat itself.However, with some smart politicking of some savy net surfers, reporters have uncovered rumors that have been circulating around the net of gas elements (most notably Helium). These rumors claimed that the laptoppy was vital for the blog's survival and some has even come forward to reformat the laptoppy for a small fee. However, an anonymous caller has informed our reporters that the machine requires a new mother-board, thus prolonging the hiatus of blog operations. This blog has come under close scrutiny a few days ago because of its over-sensitivity and no-holds-barred nature. The author is said to be compiling memory files from his messed-up brain in order to publish an upcoming report on more controversial issues surrounding the administration of some unheard corporation. Many has discard this as ramblings and blatant lies. However, in line with the local prime minister's vision of "transparency" and anti-corruption drive, we do hope that lXl may find some counseling services to overcome his psychological and mental problems while seeking whatever strength he needs to get his laptoppy back into work.

Hati Terbuka (literally)

It’s been a long terrible week..and to add to the misery of the Kem Roboh Badan (KRB), my laptoppy suffered a corrupted-windows-syndrome (probably because of the Sims 2 flu-like-bug) on Friday. I’ve sent it for repairing yesterday and it’ll be in the HP hospital’s surgery room for the next 1 week or so....well, according to the computer doctor I met. Thus no Internet for me in the next week or so and please pray hard for my laptoppy speedy recovery…. on a side note, I’m preparing a dossier for an upcoming publication on this site of the exploitations and the mismanagements made by u-know-who and gang. If anybody who-is-in-the-know and would like to share any ‘misadventures’, ‘displeasures’ or discovered any ‘controversial’ decisions being made by u-know-who and gang, please do not hesitate to leave your story/stories at the comments part below this post. Anonymous posting will be tolerated for this circumstance. Such contributions will be welcomed with a hati yang terbuka. Well, don’t know what it means ?….here’s a video that would give a clearer depiction of hati terbuka…literally...