Fay's rendition of "Popular"

Oh Boy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6iQrxLLjG4

Potty Talk

Fay emerging from the bathroom with her guilty conscience on her sleeve:

Dad: Fay, did you wash your hands?

Fay: Yes

Dad: Why are you hiding your hands?

Fay: averting of the eyes

Dad: Let me smell your hands.

Fay: Holds up one thumb

Dad: Why did you lie to me?

Fay: I didn't lie!

Dad: Why won't you let me smell your hands

Fay: You can smell my thumb

Dad: Why can't I smell your hands?

Fay: Just a taste Dad, not the whole cake!