Charlot

Hey yall so this week was pretty great! As you all know I got pretty much two p days last week so that was awesome! 

I would just like to tell yall about my little friend I found in hour house. So we caught this fly.. and it was still alive so we were like hey lets throw it on a spider web and see what happens... So as we threw the fly on the spider web this huge beast of a brown spider (Spider that kills people) came out and ate the fly.. so.... Lets do it again! So we have been feeding a brown spider for about 4 days now with flys and she is getting bigger! (Her name is charlot) haha! I am so awesome! I will send some pics of her! 

Last night I had an experience super weird. I really strengthened my testimony about priesthood and how it is the power of God. I also learned that the devil and his angels really do know who we represent and they have fear of missionaries. It was a pretty strange night last night haha!

Well thats all folks

Love Wright

(Always choose the Wright) 

Oi Gente!

Esta semana foi muito bom! tivemos bastante coisas para fazer e eu quase fui para um ultra estado!!

So this week was pretty great! We has a lot to do and I almost got to go on an airplane ride to São Paulo!

Last thursday night I had to go into Curitiba to stay the night there so that we could go to the federal police station the next day at 5 am to renew my visa documents. They didnt accept my papers and said that I could only do it on the 23rd. So we had to go all the way back to our area. The mission called us again and told us that we had to go back sunday night to go in yesterday morning, and if they dont accept the papers I would of had to go to São Paulo haha but thankfully it all went well! 

We had three investigators in church which was a lot of work! We had to knock on their doors a lot until they woke up! (rule # 1 never ever ever invite elder Wright to wake you up in the morning to go to church. Because elder Wright is mean!) (I dont know who you are, or what you want, but I will find you, And I will make you go to church!!!) Taken Reference!! 

(I hope sombody understood that)

Well I am super duper gooper pooper down here! found a rattle snake and so now I am super paranoid. but hey its one of the least deadly things down here so thats comforting! Right now we are all just trying to stay away from the mosquitos that are killing everyone hahaha its such a joy in Brazil!!

Love Elder Wright

Brazil

Hello my fellow americanos!

How is life for yall?! This week was pretty extra ordinary. Its carnaval down here and for those of you that dont know what that it is it just means that everyone spends a week up to a month breaking every commandment and then they go to the Catholic church after and ask for forgiveness!! Its freaking crazy. People have no standards during this holiday hahaha I would advise all of you to never visit brazil during Carnaval. 

I am personally getting really really fat. Like Gurl I am huge! 

I found a really really big snake...

I really didnt do anything cool this week... 

Love Elder Wright

February 1'st

Hey yall! So this week was pretty awesome. I had some awesome dreams not gonna lie! I had a dream that I was companions with Michael Jordon and he gave me a bunch of air jordon clothes! Also had a dream that I was duck hunting and it blew my mind because I was amazing!! 

So not too much exciting happened this week. We just ate some good brazilian BBQ and it was wonderful. Watched a car accident as we were leaving and I am pretty sure that somebody died... So thats too bad.

We marked three baptismal dates this week and they are all super strong so that is awesome! I am super tired always but that is a good thing because we are working our butts off. Its been like 90 or 95 degrees down here with 100% humidity.... I am so sweaty haha. I feel like I am in a steam room all the time.

We have been playing a lot of rock soccer! You gotta kick a rock between your companions legs... I win every day and the other elders are not liking that because I am american hahah USA USA USA!!

Taught a guy who is antiamercan and he did not like that I was american haha He kept asking me why my country kills everyone who is a threat.... I was pretty chill until he told me it was stupid that we killed Sadam Husan because he was inocent.... Then I lost it. I love my country. I love my freedom. And I MISS MISS MISS My guns. 

Love me. elder Wright

 

 

Greeny

Hey yall! So this week we knocked a lot of doors. A lot of doors..... A lot of doors. We had a serivce project and we had to do demolition on the foundation of a brick house. I cut my fingers very many times and I was covered in blood and it looked like I had been a victim of a drive by shooting haha. Turned out it was like super deep paper cuts on the fingers haha. 

We had this really weird guy invite us in and say that he had been waiting for the mormons to come to his door. He told us that he was excited because he knew that the Catholics and the Mormons are basically the same hahaha. When we got into his house his wife was sitting on the coach. she had one of the most nasty looking legs I have seen in my life!! EWWWWWW!! She was bit by a brown spider three weeks ago and her leg is really swollen and black, and had a huge open hole that was basically eating itself... She said she went to the doctors but they just told her to deal with it.. So we offered a blessing and she started crying after the blessing and said she couldnt feel the pain anymore. We went back the next day and her leg was normal with a little scar where the hole was.. Priesthood is real peeps.

We are teaching this one family that is really awesome! The kids are already baptized and the mom is going to get married in a couple weeks and get baptized too! Her husband likes the missionaries a lot but he doesnt really pay attention to the lessons. So I started joking with him and we started making challenges of magic tricks.... I kicked his but and now he is listening more to the lessons haha! He demonstarted how to stack 16 nails on top of the other and then told me to do it.. I did it and showed him up.. Then I challenged him to do the Randy Wright Knife trick in the hand.. the one were you start with the knife under your thumbs and then twist your hands and it comes out on the bottom.... Yup He still hasnt gotten it and it has been 4 days hahahaha!! (Soooo thanks dad for the wonderful teachings you taught me as a kid) 

Well that was my week... Oh and in our house we have an Elder called Elder Salazar and He is from another land that speaks spanish and I give him a lot of crap and call him greeny and I make him count how many more months he has in the mission every 10 minutes hahahahaa I am such a jerk!

Love me. 

Elder Wright