Saturday, October 30, 2004 @ 20:03
number seventy-seven
five ways to really really REALLY piss/annoy people. (This has been made possible after a few days of Chee Keen's presence)
1)Most important. Look like a real IDIOT. not born-with-an-idiot-looks but an idiotic expression. a face that make people want to smack you so hard that you bleed to death.
2)Ask real stupid questions. Like what does the "S" in bowling stands for. Or "Where is the toilet" when the toilet is right in front of you.
3) When your stupid question is answered, argue back by saying that the person is wrong and that he or she is lying to you. And make the idiotic look.
4)When walking, give your bag to another person and ask he or she to carry it for you. When the person says no, push the bag to he or she and insist that he or she carries it. Do this lots of times. With the idiotic look.
5)When the person starts to get pissed, continue doing what you are doing. Make the person more pissed and only stop if you get punched. Or you may carry on.
These steps should only be done under the supervision of Chee Keen. Any attempt to do these steps alone might result in serious injury.
Good luck.
so come on, tell me.
Friday, October 29, 2004 @ 20:44
number seventy-six
back from wild wild wet. it's quite okay. but i feel that the number of rides is too limited. there's one where you slide down a damn steep slope on a float and keep sliding till your momentum runs out. fun.
two more days with the NZ dudes. a girl from NZ came up to me and asked of i was enjoying myself. she looked like she wasn't. too bad. but it's also the weather's fault. rain at a water theme park. well done.
last day together as 2A, with short shorts. going into a different class next year. bye.
and i got sum 4 and good charlotte's cd form kuan ren today. both rocks. great albums. especially the sum 41's. it sounds good to me. not sure about all of you all.
nothing to do.
speak the truth.
good night.
so come on, tell me.
Monday, October 25, 2004 @ 20:38
number seventy-five
okay. i have not posted in a damn long time. so i'm posting now. but i can't possibly make up for the time that i did not post. actually i can, but i can't be bothered so i might as well say i can't, since i'm not going to do it anyway.
today. slack day as usual. went to school just to play gameboy. and to draw flags for mr wang. he's retiring, so wish him a happy retirement. we are happy too. quote and unquote from clement tan jing yi, member of the elite CRAP group.
so we drew on flags. big deal. and the monitor did not take my masterpiece for submission. well done. so i chucked the thing on someone's table and went to do something else other than drawing on flags or chucking them somewhere else.
er. then there was bowling. i kept going der-dum, der-dum-der-dum to annoy wei theng. and he did not strike. mission accomplished. have to go for bowling tomorrow instead of wednesday, thus causing me to miss the bowling (fake) championship. whatever. miss it all for the new zealand dude. who's coming on wednesday. i'm leaving him at chee keen's house. poor chee keen. tsktsktsk.
according to wei theng, there is a 7-hour straight screening of the simpson. i love that day. can't wait.
by the way, for the crap humanities project, lester, we itheng and i have formed a group. we are i new need of a new member. if anybody is interested, please look for either three of us or tag at the tagboard that is located a few pixels away from this full stop.
so come on, tell me.
Thursday, October 21, 2004 @ 16:47
number seventy-four
good day. what a day. day.
we got back our results yesterday. i'm too bored to post about yesterday so i am not going to post about what happened yesterday because that is yesterday's business.
today.
there was practically no school at all. stayed in class and played all day. i played gameboy. woo. anybody know how to get a mew? i want a mew. for fun only. then towards the end of the school day, we played this jump-over-the-plastic-wrapper sort of game. crap game. but to my advantage so who cares.
and after school we carried tables/benches/round tables/black chairs all over the school.
no school tomorrow. thinking of going to watch movie. alone of course. that's more peaceful. but maybe i'll not.
lalala. good day.
so come on, tell me.
Tuesday, October 19, 2004 @ 13:35
number seventy-three
i've just found out that quizilla is really very crap. the only consistent answer that i get is that i am a vampire. what the heck. i'm boy-cotting that website. but it's cool to be a vampire.
so anyway. what a boring day. getting back our results tomorrow. can't wait? i don't know either. just wait i guess.
we had the sports enrichment first lesson yesterday. bowling. it was quite fun. a lot of tyco strikes. and andy bowls quite well. and i've realized that quan heng has his own fan club. msn nicknames under his name, msn display pictures portraying his face, you get the drift. well, he sure is drifting away from us to the other group, not that i can help it, but he should know what is good and what is not good for him. that's all i can say to you, chicken. nothing is what it seems.
hooray. ncc gets to do shit work again. we ge to move chairs for the sec4 graduation event. we always get these kind of jobs. used to it already.
i almost forgot. it was stated in the newspaper today that people who download and share files illegally will be fined. damn.
nothing else. off to play the land of the rising sun. on the guitar.
so come on, tell me.
Monday, October 18, 2004 @ 10:08
number seventy-two
back from council camp. early. all for my precious guitar lessons and the pearl harbour part one. the camp was okay. the night games was okay. only a little people cried. must make it scarier next time.
actually i have nothing to post about.
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Thursday, October 14, 2004 @ 14:29
number seventy-one
i just can't set my mind to study for this last final day. it's too hard. freedom is only about 19 hours away. the countdown has started. 19 more hours, 19 more hours, 19 more freaking hours to freedom. can't wait.
but now i have to work, study, read, learn. and damn i can't do that because i have been staring at that darn book for about a week already. and i'm seriously sick of it. so i'm posting now to waste/burn some time.
since tomorrow's the chinese paper, this post shall be dedicated to chinese.
you know the blood flowing through your veins, it's chinese blood. well, if you're a chinese that is. so it's our duty to learn our language well, right? even i can't deny that. i'm a chinese, so i have to learn chinese. that's who i am. so we got the learning part all sorted out. we have to learn, to fufill our royal duty.
it's not that i do not want to learn my language. but look, sometimes it just gets very pissing trying to study it right? you have to agree with me on this. it IS pissing, especially when we have to MEMORISE to get those curvy lines/straight lines into our heads. it's easy for some of you all i know. just chuck the whole thing into your mind. poof! you're done. but what about those that do not do so?
you see, you all do not have to memorise at all. it's just that the way to score in chinese tests/exams is to memorise. which is bad, if you do it the way you all do it.
surveys were conducted about the chinese learning issue. and the students are saying that they do not like chinese. why? because they have to memorise a lot of words. so if you are not happy with the way we have to learn, then will learning chinese be fun? no way.
but it's all about to change. yep, no more memorising. now the focus is on speaking and reading and not so much on writing. we still have to memorise, but only the important words. as for the rest, as long as we know what's their meaning, we can write the word out, we can pronounce it, then it's fine.
1435. should i go study already? read for the rest of the afternoon and then practice xi zi at night. they say that you can remember things better if you study them at night. well, i'll go try that out. i think it'll work.
all the best for tomorrow.
and party after that.
so come on, tell me.
Wednesday, October 13, 2004 @ 13:54
number seventy
one more days before the last battle. the battle with the army of chinese paper. how do you think the greek army felt before going out to war with the trojan army? how do you think the allied soldiers felt when they rode in the planes heading towards normandy? they felt as if they were going to take a chinese exam. all the stress. it can kill.
what the crap. i'm talking rubbish again. what's new. but i am looking forward to the chinese paper and dreading it at the same time. looking forward to it because once it's gone, then it's freedom. but dreading it because of the obvious reason. how i wish i can just call yu sheng to take my place for friday and i'll take his place. he's sick anyway. so yu sheng will be me, doing the chinese paper, while i'm him, staying at home slacking. i wish.
oh man. eminem's new song rocks. just lose it. pure crap. me like.
and todays in the newspaper the parent of some primary six guy wrote in to forum to complain for her son about the difficulty of the PSLE maths and science paper. what the crap. i think she's just taking chance of the recent education changes to turn the table. she's whacked. no way. she was complaining about the paper being not like the sample PSLE papers. duh. of course it isn't. what do you think tharman is? crazy fellow who gives you simple papers? no way. and there was this thing about the paper being too creative and the students will feel that the hardwork put to doing the sample paper is wasted. hello. down to earth woman, we are now in the new world. no more memorising, no more lot-of-paper-workings-assesments world. adapt to it. the sample papers are fine, but hello, you are just supposed to get the concepts right. and APPLY it. not do all the sums on the planet and hope that what you've done comes out in the PSLE.
question from the science paper. a rod is made of iron and wood. if the iron part is heated up, will the iron part go up of down? tag you answers/thoughts/hypothesis together with explainations. thank you very much.
butt squeezin' season is almost here. can taste it. two more days.
peace. go crazy.
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Tuesday, October 12, 2004 @ 11:57
number sixty-nine
what a boring day. we had a boring literature paper. it was boring. it was also boring waiting for the teachers to come back from the boring photo-taking thing. cher han's pen had a boring amount of ink in it so he had to borrow another one from juan jie. the section-a of the paper was darn boring. especially the boring essay questions. i did the boring question 3, 4 and 5. clement was boringly unlucky today. that george tan went to scold him the second time for not wearing the boring school badge. then clement just showed him a boring expression.
nothing to do now, so boring. we are having the dnt paper tomorrow for a boring one hour. one hour of boring boredom. then back home again, to study for boring chinese and english. save me from the boring boredom. i can't wait till the boring exam week ends. then i will be free from boring-ness and go get myself killed playing.
three more boring days. three more days of boring paper to freedom. fight on, fight the boring spirit.
there is no sentence in this post without the word boring.
so come on, tell me.
Monday, October 11, 2004 @ 11:25
number sixty-eight
ole. we stumbled across the science paper of sadism today. crappy piece of junk. darn. don't know how much i can get. probably nothing. but i cant get nothing because nothing is not nothing. nothing is something because when we say we get nothing, it means we get nothing, which is a thing. therefore nothing is something and not nothing which is not right as something could be nothing and nothing is a thing.
crappy. the art of crapping. and i found the ultimate place of pure blissful crap. at bizzaro.com. i'll link it when i feel like linking it.
tomorrow's the english literature paper. ng ding jie's ace card. out of seven paper. if you count english it would be two ace cards out of seven papers. then it will be dnt. then english. then the ever-so-dreaded chinese paper. i can't wait.
nothing to post.
food for thought.
the eye is a symbol of eternal watchfulness. in each cartoon, the eye is watching the action in the cartoon, and it is watching you read the cartoon. it also watches you watching it watch you and the cartoon. when you watch the eye watching you watch it, you are the watcher and the watched. as you watch the computer screen describing this to you at this very moment, the eye is watching you watch it watching the screen. together, you and the eye can watch the word watch become a strange and meaningless sound through exploitative repetition. watch. wotch. woch. wodge. wha-ching. wah-jing. say this word aloud over and over and contemplate the meaninglessness of the sound.
so come on, tell me.
Saturday, October 09, 2004 @ 10:12
number sixty seven
had my blog layout changed. apparently. i changed it last night when i had nothing to do except to change a blog layout which i did so i cannot say that i had nothing to do because i was changing my blog layout besides having nothing to do. except changing my blog layout.
ok. the song's by dido. and it's called life for rent. and it's nice. there was actually a picture of dido in the blog but i replaced it with the trees picture.
so now i am slacking again. posting and eating my breakfast at the same time. right. the maths paper yesterday. well, it was ok. i did not know how to do the stupid crap question on the rotational symmetry. damn. can't believe it. guess i was thinking too difficult. and for part two, there was this question with lots of big algebraic equations and we had to simplify it. turned out that all the similar terms could be cancelled out. guess what? i put zero instead of one. darn. i might get method marks.
science paper next. what i predict is that there will be very little chapters on chemistry. if there is not very little, then there will be a lot. but i think that there will be more on the transport system thing. seriously, that's easier to understand. not so tedious to learn.
and after science will be english literature, which basically needs no revision at all except if you want to go read or memorise island of the blue dolphins. then after that is dnt. which i had finished revising a long time ago. english is next, no revision again. and the last paper. chinese. the evillest one of all. that i have to study. darn. they should throw the worst at us first. not leave it at the back to spoil our holiday mood.
it is now 1018 according to my computer clock. and i shall start the day by revising science. good day.
so come on, tell me.
Thursday, October 07, 2004 @ 16:34
number sixty-six
geography paper today. 2 hours of crap. the paper was okay. but all my answers were like "half-baked pizzas" quote from christen. for a 2-marks question, i wrote about three lines. the question was answered, but the answer feels like it is incomplete in one way or another. but heck, it's done anyway. one down, six to go. this was going to be my MSN nickname, but i gave up the idea after seeing that it was too common.
tomorrow's menu. 2 hours and 15 minutes of mathematics. cold hard mathematics smack in the face. 2 1/4 hour of pure 100% no preservatives crap, fresh from the Crap Garden, also known as the staffroom. good luck to all. good day also.
audrey/miss tan/mrs ong is in hospital. changi general hospital ward 26 bed 11 level 6. 26116. which might also mean level 2, ward 61, bed 16. or level 261 ward 16 bed ?. whatever. get well soon. because you have to be in your house when you invite us after the chinese paper. and i can sell you the answers to the paper for $1.50 per question. guranteed correct. once purchased not refundable. for more information, please call 1800-DONT-CHEAT.
well, this week is the exam week. with paper after paper. and what am i doing here? at home? playing neopets. playing the Gameboy. posting. slacking. i love exams. NOT. but i have to work hard. what lies at the end of this ardous tiring tortorous deadly trail is a heavenly gift. i can see it. it's pure rays of light radiating from the magical...thing. what lies at the end of the road is the...(drum roll)...
white long pants.
which is of course not for girls unless you all would be mad enough to put one on and go to school.
nothing to post about anymore. crap supply has run out. must get it replenished tomorrow at 0740 at the lee kuo chuan indoor stadium.
good day. good luck. prepare for more crap to come.
so come on, tell me.
Saturday, October 02, 2004 @ 13:44
number sixty-five
had my priorities re-sorted and re-arranged again. it's still the same. but i have another goal. that is to push those at the top down. down from the spot which they do not deserve. push those that know a lot ouside but nothing inside. get them off their throne which they got easily, i will fight for their removal. those that are not the best will not be the best. the good now shall fall later. they'll fail eventually. they always do and they always will. to make it more obvious, those that have the words etched in their minds. those that study to live, not live to study. those that do notunderstand and feel what they know. those that live off the books but not the world. these people are the top of the chain now, but not for long.
i suppose you all know who you are. and i am not surprised you know. why? you are guilty of what i said. i am not against the way you all learn things, but i am against the fact that you get things without working hard for it. you get it almost for free, if not for a little price. you might say that what you all have done takes time, takes effort, but not as much as the others. however, we are the ones who understand what we learn, not you all. you all never will. but do you care? no. why not? you all are the top, the so-called best, the current winners, the lead in the race. and how do you get to this spot? it is not dishonest or cheating in any way, i agree, but it is nonetheless unfair to the others. those that make more effort than you all.
that's why i am unhappy with the situation now. those that are the top, almost 90% of them do not deserve that spot. once again, i agree that how you study is not wrong, but let me ask you, would a sculptor remember a piece of work he carved 2 years ago, a piece of rock that he eventually sold away for $2? a workpiece that looked the same as all the 2000 workpieces that he had created? NO.
then who would? the sculptor who makes a different workpiece wach time he works. the one who approaches each assignment differently. the one who carves differently.
but his work is not accepted. he stays at the bottom of the market while the other sculptor stays at the top. he is last because he is different. is this fair?
mark my words, i will get you all off that spot, by all means possible. i might not take over that spot but i will make sure it is not any of you.
from this post, do anything sound familiar? are you who i am talking about? you might deny, but you yourself know the truth. you DO memorise, you DO NOT really understand things. you are academically smart, yes i agree. but how much do you know that's outside the text? a lot? a little? or is it
NOTHING?
so come on, tell me.
Friday, October 01, 2004 @ 14:51
number sixty-four
what a screwed-up day. two tests, resulting in two bad results that i am about to get.
first was the chinese test. thanks a lot (setter's name). you stink. that stupid paper was so darn difficult to those who are not good at chinese, i.e me. since the school did not let us learn fairly, i also did not take the test fairly. what i mean by fairly? well, based on today, we have 5 more days to the e.o.y, and what do we still have? common tests. loads of it. so let me ask you, where the hell do we find time to study for the freaking e.o.y?!?! well, i wasn't revising for the test 247, i gave it only one day, so when i did not know the answers today, well, you know what i did. and i'm not guilty. the school never gave us a chance to show our true capabilities at all. cramming tests at the 11th hour right before the MAJOR EXAMINATIONS?!?! what the hell is this?
and after this damned test, some smart-assed idiot said "the test was easy what." in front of around 20 people who were complaining about the test. well, screw you, you piss ant. it might be easy to you but it is not to the others, so you bloody well shut that motor mouth of yours and go get a life back in where you came from. i bet they'll want to eat you. extra person. so what if your chinese is good? does that give you a right to piss around? i bet you memorised everything into that bin-mind of yours. and after the test, a shift-delete clears you brain back to the empitiness it once was. fly a kite, you asshole.
maths test. a madam-chow-paper. she could not even draw a right angle properly. well done. and her questions were set to kill a person's morale. this test was meant to pull our results up from the algebra paper's failure, and all it did was the exact opposite. well done, tai hwa. you rock. NOT!
it's been a long time since i've posted. nothing much have happened. the only big thing was that kentucky-fried-chicken tastes good with ketchup, according to christen. and we had a lame photo-taking session today.
it was music period, and miss lee was off on a course. so two free periods. but a dark cloud loomed over this piece of good news. we had a photo-taking session. our class only, because it's full of "good-looking people" quote ans unquote. so we went to the most evil corner of the school, where creatures of darkness lurk within the shadows, the most cursed place, the mother tongue room. the evil aura of the room could not combat our spirit of goodness and we carried on talking, much to the displeasure of the room-occupant, sally lai. then she asked for people who knew how to write calligraphy, and i was saboh-ed, and i dragged juan jie into my imminent doom as well. as we became tangled in the web of pain, sally lai chuckled evilly as she tortured us. we were made to write the name of the school as the photographer took pictures. the bright flashes blinded us and the pain was overwhelming. as i was about to throw the pen down, a ray of light shone through the room, the light of everything good. it snapped the web of pain and the class rushed out of the cursed room. we were saved, but for how long?
so bored now. nothing to do except to revise my work. exactly what i'll do. ciao.
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