TMD FUCKING HELL.
last minute u tell me dun let me work. which fucking mama will lidat. dam dulan. fri night i call u then u were the one who ask me not to call u or dun nid tell u anything. zzz. fuck u lar. complain i dun work. now i have work and u kbkb here and there. cb lar.
Sunday, September 30, 2007
:) :)
WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
exactly 30 more days to my birthday. YESSAA! :D
happy birthday WEESHEN and HENGLING! =)
exactly 30 more days to my birthday. YESSAA! :D
happy birthday WEESHEN and HENGLING! =)
Saturday, September 29, 2007
:) :)
Condom says to Kotex,
"When you work, I lose seven days of business."
Kotex replies,
"If you fail to work once, my business stops for nine months."
A camel and an elephant met, and the elephant asked: "Why do you have your tits on your back?"
The camel responded: "What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face!"
A black guy and a white girl met at a nite club. She took him to her apartment and said: "Tie me to the bed and do what black men do best!"
So he ran off with the TV and VCD...
Wife: "I wish I were a newspaper, so you can hold me every morning!"
Husband: "I wish you're a newspaper TOO my dear so I can have a NEW ONE every morning!
A Chinese couple got married. When baby was born, her eyes were big and blue, hair was curly and blonde, skin was brown. Finally, name of the baby was SAM TING LONG ("some thing wrong")
A lady visited her doctor one morning.
Doc said: "You look so weak and exhausted! Are you eating your meals 3 times a day as I advised?
Lady : "Doc, I thought you said 3 males a day!"
Phone rings and maid picks up the phone as her master is bathing.....
When the caller asked what's he doing, the maid replied: "MASTURBATING."(master bathing)
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that is because we aren't married yet.
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!"
Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans".
My Father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman ! What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire."
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me - my pretty face or my sexy body?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of humour.
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing andcard-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night, whether you're here or not."
Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house. After sometime, he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, "What took you so long to answer the phone?"
She says, "I was in bed."
"In bed this early, doing what?"
"Getting a second opinion!"
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man awoke, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't awakened him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The message on the paper read, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
*******************
A newly wed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses..."
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc."
But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know... there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."
"You want dirty words, cutie pie?
... LISTEN UP, DICKHEAD! DRINK YOUR FUCKING BEER IN YOUR GODDAMN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU ARE MARRIED NOW, YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT, ASSHOLE?"
....and, they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?
(HAHAHA!)
"When you work, I lose seven days of business."
Kotex replies,
"If you fail to work once, my business stops for nine months."
A camel and an elephant met, and the elephant asked: "Why do you have your tits on your back?"
The camel responded: "What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face!"
A black guy and a white girl met at a nite club. She took him to her apartment and said: "Tie me to the bed and do what black men do best!"
So he ran off with the TV and VCD...
Wife: "I wish I were a newspaper, so you can hold me every morning!"
Husband: "I wish you're a newspaper TOO my dear so I can have a NEW ONE every morning!
A Chinese couple got married. When baby was born, her eyes were big and blue, hair was curly and blonde, skin was brown. Finally, name of the baby was SAM TING LONG ("some thing wrong")
A lady visited her doctor one morning.
Doc said: "You look so weak and exhausted! Are you eating your meals 3 times a day as I advised?
Lady : "Doc, I thought you said 3 males a day!"
Phone rings and maid picks up the phone as her master is bathing.....
When the caller asked what's he doing, the maid replied: "MASTURBATING."(master bathing)
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that is because we aren't married yet.
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!"
Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans".
My Father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman ! What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire."
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me - my pretty face or my sexy body?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of humour.
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing andcard-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night, whether you're here or not."
Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house. After sometime, he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, "What took you so long to answer the phone?"
She says, "I was in bed."
"In bed this early, doing what?"
"Getting a second opinion!"
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man awoke, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't awakened him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The message on the paper read, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
*******************
A newly wed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses..."
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc."
But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know... there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."
"You want dirty words, cutie pie?
... LISTEN UP, DICKHEAD! DRINK YOUR FUCKING BEER IN YOUR GODDAMN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU ARE MARRIED NOW, YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT, ASSHOLE?"
....and, they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?
(HAHAHA!)
:)
the randoms
you can stand under my umbrella ella ella eh eh eh~
i look awful as always =x
BINO PRIS WC(gave me four-finger-signature on my leggy) DENISE NAYNEW CHEEHONG(my friend since primary one) WEEEEEESHEN ZANDER(mr muscle!) :D :D
me and the two handsomes :D :D
all together :D
:)
i miss my darling <3
darling's away for five days. tonning, tonning and chalet. i dont like >.<
ytd was 4-8's bbq. lousy fire starters but great seeing people i haven seen for ages. ZHENSHENG WEESHEN BINO CHEEHONG (my friend since pri one) weichong (whom i got his four-finger-signature on my poor leggy) roy weeyung denise esther pris wenyan kwaiyee hengling etc etc. =) reached home close to 1. weeshen and cheehong walked me home. how nice :D darling would never do that fer me i guess =/ he's better not complain abt me not being able to stayover with him or smth cause now i can >.<
xfer of photos is so slow! isit my connection or smth? its lik another 200k kb more to transfer and it has been like for close to 2hours and only xferred 80k plus!? like damit >.<
eh and im working tmr 10-7 @ blk 495 jurong west anyone wanna bring me there in case i lose my way? im a road idiot fyi.
Thursday, September 27, 2007
:)
im home early today! my only day in this week back home early. zz -.-v
anyway during vdg class was damn funny. lecturer told uma to write smth on the board.
lecturer: uma, come to the board.
uma: huh? come on the board?
lol whole class laughed. cause the "come" sounded like "cum" so it became, "huh? cum on the board?" lmao.
funny. please laugh. =x
ok then nth else. i will work hard this sem. trust wo. =)
i miss darling.
*oh and hey gorgeous is coming sp to film tmr! but too bad the guest is Nat Ho whom i nv even see him act or wad in mediacorp before de. eew. why no shuai medicorp artiste come. i wan elvin ng leiiii >.<
anyway during vdg class was damn funny. lecturer told uma to write smth on the board.
lecturer: uma, come to the board.
uma: huh? come on the board?
lol whole class laughed. cause the "come" sounded like "cum" so it became, "huh? cum on the board?" lmao.
funny. please laugh. =x
ok then nth else. i will work hard this sem. trust wo. =)
i miss darling.
*oh and hey gorgeous is coming sp to film tmr! but too bad the guest is Nat Ho whom i nv even see him act or wad in mediacorp before de. eew. why no shuai medicorp artiste come. i wan elvin ng leiiii >.<
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
:(
i never pangseh u because i nv even promise and say i confirm will go. just a stupid black shortie dumbass who goes for lil girlsmeimeis. and leeching people's marks by doing nth in a group project. =) shut ur gap. no one will call u a mute if u dont open ur mouth.
and the other one, i nv do anything to u so u better dun create any trouble for me. u have ur new girlfriend after breaking up with the old one for lik mayb few days or a week i dont know neither do i wanna noe cause i dun even give a damn, and i have my own boyfriend whom i love very much and he loves me as much too. so our love is very strong no matter wad u do there is no way u can break us up. =) wan play ks, ok ah. u can always ask all ur those ka ki langs since u claim tt u are some big shot in maple, when none of my frens have heard of ur oh-so-famous ign. no wonder ur exgirlfriend broke up with you. =) u dun have to feel lik a bastard, u are one. hugs for u.
and the other one, i nv do anything to u so u better dun create any trouble for me. u have ur new girlfriend after breaking up with the old one for lik mayb few days or a week i dont know neither do i wanna noe cause i dun even give a damn, and i have my own boyfriend whom i love very much and he loves me as much too. so our love is very strong no matter wad u do there is no way u can break us up. =) wan play ks, ok ah. u can always ask all ur those ka ki langs since u claim tt u are some big shot in maple, when none of my frens have heard of ur oh-so-famous ign. no wonder ur exgirlfriend broke up with you. =) u dun have to feel lik a bastard, u are one. hugs for u.
:) :)
happy mid autumn everyone! its a belated wish though.
i enjoyed my mid autumn lots lots! and so did he! because he had my company, and i had his. =) nothing special. sat in the middle of the big grassland at west coast and moon tan, chat, play with sparklers and of course tmm la! =) tmm = tian mi mi anyway. think clean :p hehe. i love everything that he does for me. and i love the way he just is. hes so cute can! =)
our first mid autumn spent tgt. a nice and memorable one. =) some pictures and im off to sleep!
had some difficulties taking photo lar. height diff abit zor dang =x but they are still nice :D
im a sparkler noob. wanted to make a heart but i had difficulties lighting them only darling was lighting them so only got half a heart. haha. better than nth lar huh =x
nice =)
love his smell luh! :D
and i know i can always lean on him =)
on the way back saw toad/frog! was quite scary. imagine if it jus hops onto my leg or smth. eeeeeeeew~
& our hands are held tightly together =)
to end my post, i love my baby. =)
i enjoyed my mid autumn lots lots! and so did he! because he had my company, and i had his. =) nothing special. sat in the middle of the big grassland at west coast and moon tan, chat, play with sparklers and of course tmm la! =) tmm = tian mi mi anyway. think clean :p hehe. i love everything that he does for me. and i love the way he just is. hes so cute can! =)
our first mid autumn spent tgt. a nice and memorable one. =) some pictures and im off to sleep!
had some difficulties taking photo lar. height diff abit zor dang =x but they are still nice :D
im a sparkler noob. wanted to make a heart but i had difficulties lighting them only darling was lighting them so only got half a heart. haha. better than nth lar huh =x
nice =)
love his smell luh! :D
and i know i can always lean on him =)
on the way back saw toad/frog! was quite scary. imagine if it jus hops onto my leg or smth. eeeeeeeew~
& our hands are held tightly together =)
to end my post, i love my baby. =)
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
:(
school started yesterday. surprisingly i was punctual for class. but not fer long. was late today already =x still got time to go shopping with my friends ytd. but i went home empty handed. haha =x still waiting fer money to drop down frm the sky.. nah jus kidding. shld have worked during tt one month term break :( walk until uber tired and lx still wanna go bugis -.- siaolang. my leg bth liao. hello anyone who is reading my blog. please visit michelle's shop at far east plaza level 4, On & Off. closing down sale, very cheap for very nice clothes! :)
cant wait to spend my mid autumn with darling. love! :D
bbq on friday! look forward to it too!
<3
cant wait to spend my mid autumn with darling. love! :D
bbq on friday! look forward to it too!
<3
Friday, September 21, 2007
:(
I MISS YOU MANY :(
because baby's at erv's house. job on sat cancelled. job on sunday turned down. therefore dating on sunday :D hee. i wonder what i've done all day infront of the com.
<3
:)
darling says we'll save money to get these :)
then we'll look exactly the same!
perfect couple! :D
<3 <3
Thursday, September 20, 2007
:)
fingernails cut by hubby is love <3
it was a great day today! everyday with darling is loveeee! :D
<3
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
:)
♥chunyik
today's kbox was great! the two lovebirds went off early (nobody forced him to come anyway) so left lx and i so nobody to snatch the mic from me! :D haha. had a great time. and had great pasta at pastamania wif him and mich, who came frm her shop just to have dinner wif us! thats my girl! :D :D so we walked her back to far east before bus-ing home. and i saw nice couple rings luh! free engraving somemore! gonna go back next month. ah time flies. we've been tgt for more than 17 months already!
ohyup i got psychology & counselling for gems! thats the gem module that i have been wanting to get since year1 sem2. and i got the thurs 8-10 class. yessssss! :D i will have motivation to go for thurs classes le! heh! :)
<3
:) :)
i wont stop loving you <3
finally cleared things out, talked everything out nicely. dark clouds gone, and im all ready for everything or anything thats gonna come for us. because i know he will be with me <3
i love you baby :) :)
double smiles and double loves!
<3 <3
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
:)
for the love of money <3
weekiat jus introduced a job to me on this sat from 6-11 only but 8$ per hour. so like 40$ at the end. but i think i'll get the money only on the 6th. not too sure, still waiting for them to confirm. holymamalicious! :D
& i bloody hell cant wait to go sing my lungs out! listen to my zao xia power!
:)
hearts for darling :)
wei le take my usb cable to upload this picture, i spilled my coffee accidentally and had to clean up. anyway the light blue one haven start sewing yet de lar. 11 more to go, including the light blue one <3
:)
gwen stefani - the real thing
youre the one i want and its not just a phase
youre the one i trust, our love is the real thing
dont go away, my lover
im happiest when we spend time
dont go away, my lover
i want you to stay, in my life
dont go away, my lover
i need you, youre my love supply
<3
:)
http://songoftheday.sanemonkey.com/mp3/20070523.mp3
gwen stefani - 4 in the morning
wakin up to find another day
the moon got lost again last night
but now the sun has finally had its say
i guess i feel alright
but it hurts when i think
when i let it sink in
its all over me
i know youre here, in the dark
im watchin you sleep, it hurts a lot
and all i know is youve got to give me everything
and nothing as good
you know i'd give you all of me
i'd give you everything that i am
im handin over everything that ive got
cause i wanna have a really true love
dont ever wanna have to go and give you up
stay up till four in the morning
and the tears are pouring
and i wanna make it worth the fight
what have we been doing for all this time
baby if we're gonna do it gonna do it right
all i wanted was to know and say
dont wanna lose the love i found
remember when you said that you would change
dont let me down
its not fair, how you are
i cant be complete, can you give me more
oh please, you know what i need
save all your lovin for me
we cant escape the love
with everything that you have
<3
:)
blog reborn :)
decided to shift all my archives to another blog cause some people are such busybodies and give lotsa comments on my stuffs on another blog. and i will never go chong qing steamboat anymore cause their crab meat made me ls for four days.
no matter what happens, he is still the one i love most <3
was checking chalet stuffs and tada..
3D/2N Stay + Escape to "Hell"oween Party Tickets + 4 Party Packs
26Oct - 28Oct
Members: $238
Non-Members: $268
*Escape to "Hell"oween party tickets will be issued upon check-in and are valid for single entry into Escape Theme Park from 26 to 28 Oct 07.
sweeeee lar.
hopefully mama allows :)
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