so here's a weird thing. my body thinks it's pregnant, but it's not.
my body is very sensitive and tends to have overblown reactions to things. So, when I got pregnant with Finn, my stomach swelled up to where it looked like I was 4 months pregnant. And this was BEFORE I even knew I was pregnant. So I was quite confused, (I was like WTF? if I am quite frank about it) and couldn't figure out why my stomach was getting so huge. Plus, I was working out at the time, so it was pretty irritating. Well, it turned out I was pregnant. Same thing happened with Burgundy, only this time I recognized what that meant.
So, recently my stomach has been doing that. At first I thought, wow have I been eating more junk food than normal or what? And I recognized it as the same thing that happened with both pregnancies, but obviously didn't relate it to that because Cody had a vasectomy 5 months ago. But recently it's just been crazy, because not only am I all swollen-bellied, but I have also been ravenously hungry. Like I just can't satiate myself when I eat. Sounds like pregnancy, right?
Well, I went to see Marcy, who is this fabulous nurse practitioner who is just so knowledgeable and helpful. And I was kind of thinking she might be stumped, but I should have known better. She always seems to know exactly what is going on. See, several months ago, she put me on progesterone cream. I was feeling lethargic and fuzzy-minded, and quite irritable - especially around PMS time. So basically she told me I had estrogen poisoning. And that progesterone is the body's defense against estrogen, and if your body doesn't make enough... well you're in trouble. So I have been on it for a few months and it has made a world of difference. A couple months ago she raised the dosage a little. And I guess it was a little too high because what has been happening is my body thinks it is pregnant. When you actually become pregnant, your progesterone spikes giving you all the symptoms. And so with my dosage being a little bit too high, I have been getting pregnancy symptoms. Hormones are crazy things.
So just so you can rest easy, I am definitely not pregnant, because she did a test to make sure at her office. My body just thinks it is. So I will just go on to a lower dose and hopefully lose the bulge. So if anyone has seen me lately and wondered why I look 4 months pregnant, it's just because my body thinks I am. But I'm not. So there you go.