Tuesday, August 23, 2005
A storm's brewing
It's a wet, cold, boring day at the office...one of those lazy, mundane times when you just want to rot away at home. Worst thing is, I can't stop sneezing. Feels like there's a feather permanently stuck in my nostrils *ah-choo!*
I hope I don't fall sick...But then again, an MC isn't too bad either. Hmmm...Hello bed...
Posted by Jo at 4:47 PM
Tuesday, August 16, 2005
Confused
Darkness brings fear and gloom
Chocolates bring cheer and bloom
What does dark chocolate bring?
*Best answer gets a free chocolate.
Posted by Jo at 12:56 PM
Monday, August 15, 2005
No pain, no gain
The smell of the place makes my stomach flip. The sound of the drills sting my ear drums till they bleed. The thought of IT being in me makes me so sick I wish I could make time go faster, or turn it back so I'd never live to make this mistake. Why must it hurt so much? The pain I've remembered for over ten years is coming back to haunt me. I hated that woman. Why must she inflict so much of pain on me? Have I done her any wrong? I was then, just a sweet young thing.
But this time, she isn't going to hurt me anymore. I won't let her.
Although it hurts me so much, it must be done...again. I know it must. But am I strong enough? Finding the strength is so difficult. Thinking about it makes my heart beat a thousand miles an hour. But I'm not going to chicken out anymore. I must face it.
That's the only way to defeat my fear.
Take care of your teeth people...
Posted by Jo at 5:02 PM
Friday, August 05, 2005
Brainless bimbotic entry
The top 9 silliest things to put on your blog (Some could get you into serious TROUBLE)
1) A listing of the Icky Yuckys...E.g. vegetables, durians...Unless you want to give people brilliant ideas on what to do on your next birthday. (Right Rach?)
2) Your home address. Like duh...Ding Dong...
3) A naked picture of yourself. Of course, if you are sarong party girl and need the attention to launch into stardom, then that's a different story.
4) Your deepest darkest secret. You never know who your most ardent blog fans are...
5) Your friend's deepest darkest secret. Aiyo...That's worse than letting out your own. A big no-no...
6) Gossip about your friends, bosses and colleagues. Oops...
7) Racist jokes. Come on guys, we are living in multi-racial Singapore here. Happy National Day! I sound too patriotic.
8) Stories or reflections from someone else's blog, without crediting the person. No matter how 'dry' you are, never sell someone else's work. It's called Violation of Intellectual Property. You can get charged for it. Besides, where's the originality dude?
9) Anonymity. While trying to lead a secret life in the cyberworld, you take great pains to ensure your name isn't mentioned. Unfortunately, you have no qualms about revealing your family's, friends' or pet dog's name.
It's Friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Can you feel my joy?) =)
Posted by Jo at 5:00 PM
Thursday, August 04, 2005
The after life of a terrapin
MG: Oh, I'm so sad. 4D is dead.
JC: Ya, me too.
GT: Hmmm...Shall we bury it?
JC: Ok. But where?
MG: How about outside our office, at the small patch of land?
GT: Ok. But how are we going to dig a hole?
JC: Erhm, we can use the plastic spoon from our pantry...
MG: But it'll break easily.
JC: That's true. Why don't we bury it here? *Opens back door leading to a small courtyard*
GT: Oh ok. Then 4D will be closer to us.
MG: Is there soil?
*JC & GT ignores her stupid question*
GT: Ok, shall we do it now, since there's no one else in the office?
JC: Ok.
MG: But wait...It's already 5.25pm.
GT: Oh no, time to go home.
JC: But what about 4D?
MG: Ya, we can't possibly keep it till Monday.
GT: Can we put it into a box first?
JC: Then it'll start rotting and stink up the whole place!
MG: That's true...Then how?
GT: Shall we just throw it into the dustbin in the toilet?
MG & JC: *after 2 secs of deep thought* Ok!
So all three girls took the dead terrapin, brought it to the nearest toilet, wrapped it in toilet paper, and dumped it into the dustbin.
Talk about mourning.
Posted by Jo at 11:23 AM
