I have been teaching 2nd grade for the past two months. My class has it challenges, but they are hilarious at the same time. I know that Heavenly Father gave me these students to learn from them and to be able to grow as they are growing.
Here are some funny things they have told me:
"I can't go to trunk or treat because my mom is going to the Temple."
A girl walks out of the bathroom, "I have diarrhea."
"Can we sing, 'Families Can Be Together Forever?"
"The only reason adults get married is to have kids."
"You don't have kids? You aren't married, well you better get on that!"
After we enter our classroom from the morning ceremony, "Is it time to go home yet?"
The best one yet: A girl was handed this note from a boy in the class
"Dear B,
I am not your friend.
Your friend,
J"