#1. What the heck is Jaxon eating in the front seat of my car?
Clues:
1. Powdery substance.
2. It made him smell like cake batter but that is not what it is.
3. It is not a drug of any kind. Please!
4. It is safe for Jaxon to eat and boy was he eating it as fast as he possibly could!
5. It made my pants stick to the seat all morning.
Answer: $40+ per can Neocate vanilla flavored baby formula. The little stinker raided my diaper bag. I am thinking I should dress him as a skunk for Halloween like I did for Daniel when he was this age. They are definitely little stinkers!
#2. What the heck is that huge pile of toys by my front door?
Clues:
1. It is not a pile for Good Will
2. It used to be nicely organized.
3. It will remind you of the best Disney movie ever!
Answer:
Me: Daniel, what are you and Jaxon doing piling all of the toys by the front door?
Daniel: "It's my collection mom!"
Me: Of course! Makes sense to me. Carry on.