I complained about music reviewers today on Facebook. Why stop with a status update?
On Cafe Oto's website, this...
Chris is an avid lampshade collector. He enjoys treats and loves small and large animals as well as wind, trees, and fancy gems. He is an experienced and high scoring skee-ball player. He is happy-go-lucky and enjoys spending time at the town fairs.
He has released Music for Tourists LP (2006), C-Sides EP (2007) and El Radio LP (2009) with Absolutely Kosher Records (North America), Fargo Records (Europe), Pocket Records (China), Lirico Records (Japan), and Leaplay Music (Korea).
...is infinitely better than this:
"Prévost's free drumming flows superbly making use of his formidable technique. It’s as though there has never been an Elvin Jones or Max Roach." - Melody Maker
Stories are better than fairytales. Andrew Dubber spoke recently at a festival I produced (beinghuman weekend) in which he gave 5 chronological steps of promotion/income generation in the online music world (paraphrased):
1. Be good at what you do.
2. Have a story to tell.
3. Let people hear your music.
4. Let people share your music.
5. Give them an opportunity to pay you for your work.
A story like "I'm so good it's like my predecessors didn't exist" reminds me of Oasis-ian arrogance, although the Pope likes them, so who am I to judge? I support the idea of (good) artists who care about/do things other than art. Of course that quote wasn't written by the artist, it's another example of critics in love with similes/metaphors/hypothetical situations... like it's their job, lemmings obsessed with heading toward the cliff, who sprout wings mid air suggesting that perhaps R Kelly tapped in to some greater consciousness back in 1996 when the song went to number 2 on the charts and Space Jam grossed $230m worldwide.
That is all.
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