Parting is Such Sweet Sorrow ......

It seems as though I have been saying goodbye a lot in the last couple of weeks and
I have to say that I don't like it!!!

The first person I had to say goodbye to was Sean or should I Elder Robertson. I was so proud of him when he gave a great talk at church, it is very apparent that he is ready to serve the Lord. Good job Sean!!! I am going to miss this kid!

The other thing that I hate are these blasted horse shows or better known as horror shows. It sucks when your ONE friend that is in town that isn't cumbered by children leaves for what seems like an eternity in Kolob's time and so I'm left here to try on pink outfits with Angelee. I know that I should go and make more friends but lets be honest, I'm too big of a jerk to try and impress new people!

One thing that diverted my attention was Lindsey Jagoda's bridal shower. LaNell & Jennie were in town so it was great to see them. Of course the batteries in my camera died and so I wasn't able to take a picture. Why do I have so many issues with my camera??? I can never get a single picture on that camera that I want to but somehow LaNell can capture me in any awkward situation and has them all stored up just waiting to lash out at any moment. My favorite shower moment was when Angelee was talking to sister McKee. This is how the conversation went:
" What is your daughter's name?"
"Charlee"
"Charlee, isn't that a boys name?"

Oh well, you can't win them all can you Pilar?????

The last story will probably embarrass my mother but all is fair when it comes to my blog. She and I were coming back from Chico the other day and it was very hot. There was a vehicle in front of us, two men driving a truck and a chocolate lab in the back of the truck. For those that don't know, my parents are really sensitive towards animals. My mother thought that it was inappropriate that the dog was in the back on such a hot day and so this is what she screamed out of the window, "I would like you to sit your rectums on a hot slab of metal so that you can see how it feels!" Hysterical. Thanks for being such an activist mother!

Last but not least. I have a question. Angelee stated at the shower that she is funnier than me. Is this true???

Guess Their Can't Be 2 Princesses in the House

First off I am taking up donations for 2 different things, the first being to fix this blasted glove box. Don't get me wrong (especially if you happen to read this Tracie,) but I feel like I'm holding a child on my lap when I'm sitting in Michael's vehicle. Michael is very grateful for a car to now drive around in but I couldn't help but laugh when I got in and it sounded as though the car let a moan for help. Good thing the car can't talk, it probably would have told me its not a nigger and that it will not be obliged to cart around 2 chubby people around The Ville. The other thing that I am taking up a donation for is a nacho libre outfit for Pilar. If she and I are going to continue to wrestle I feel like she should be properly dressed.

Oh, how cute, its a child. Since everyone knows I eat little children I just wanted to show my next victim (and you just thought I wanted to photograph your pretty face Raeanne!) Michelle was in town for a few days, its been nice to see her. She is extremely entertaining, bless her soul for down grading a bit just to hang out with me. If you have not already read Angelee's blog you should know that Angelee is a 5 star entertainer. Seriously Pilar, I think you should take your comedy to Vegas and be an intermission act for Celine Dion. Unfortunately I found out the hard way that I shouldn't bring any cookies because everyone will just eat them, and I thought I was the chubby princess.

The other thing that I found out is that their cannot be 2 princesses in a house at the same time!! Everyone knows that I am the chubby princess but everyone may not know that Angelee is the princess of everything else. For some reason whenever I am around her I feel that Anglee is threatened by my good looks, charismatic personality, good natured kindness to the point that an unspoken violence bursts out of her. I don't know what to do to make this right with her except to continually throw her down so that she knows who the boss is. The picture on her blog that shows her on top of me is after I threw her down and pounded her 5 times but couldn't defeat her anymore due to excess laughter. You think that a person would come up with a different tactical plan if they keep losing but I don't think that its getting through to her. Its going to be ok Pilar, I love you anyway.
By the way, my camera's battery went dead and so I didn't get the proper footage, unfortunately!!!!!!

As The World Turns

This week I turned my face into a corner ashamed of myself for being so dependent upon modern day technology. At the moment I have to rely upon the dog & rice smelling library in Oroville. I hate this bloody place anyway, I feel like I have to spray a pesticide all over my body so that I don't expose myself to any type of hepatitis. Luckily Michael Meyer is working on Shane's computer so I will be able to keep on top of my blog or maybe I could just let it go for 4 months like some people but I'm not going to name any names.

Another thing I've learned while being in Oroville is that my family is under the delusion that my room is a storage unit. Maybe I should start charging them a monthly fee for all of the effort I'm exuding to heave my mammoth body over boxes & crates just to make it into my bed. The other problem is that my whole family is now moved back into my parents' home. At one point we used to all fit in there pretty comfortably but now I'm thinking that either the house has shrunk or 4 polar bears + all their crap can longer fit (I'm thinking its the first option.)

Lastly I want to talk about my love of yard sales. I'm not talking about just any yard sale, I'm talking about a yard sale at ...... well I was going to write it down but I made the mistake of letting my mom read it and she told me that I was being too mean (she obviously doesn't know me very well.) Anyway, I was disappointed because I had no camera to take a picture but it was fun rummaging through to see if I needed anything there. Everything was for free but everything looked like it had came from the city dump. Michael and I looked searched relentlessly for a turkey baster to send to Erica but to no avail (sorry Erica, I know that you would have enjoyed getting that in the mail.) I did find a baby car seat which I almost took in case I decided to breed a liter of monsters. Fun times!