Happy Birthday Jana

Well as you can see from Angelee's blog, Jana and I have had are ups and downs (by that I mean that I am usually standing up and Jana is laying down due to the massive injuries!) I do remember a few funny moments with her that I will share.



1. One day I went over to the Robertsons to spend the night with Jana. The next day for some reason we decided to start wrestling (I know, seems so out of character for either one of us) so fists flew, people were down on the ground and all of a sudden Jana screams out in pain. Naturally I stopped to see what the problem was and Jana ran into a corner and appeared to be crying. I immediately went to apologize and Jana holds out what appeared to be a huge mole. Well unfortunately I was a pretty stupid kid and so I started to cry because I felt so bad and at that point Jana bursts into laughter. Its true that I did rip her mole off her back but the crying was a big act. If I had any sense I would have charged her for my doctor work and laughed in her face!

2. Here is the other funny story that came to mind, this happened about 2 years ago. Michael and I decided to come out to Utah and visit. We were at Jana's and LaNell aka The Brownie Monster came over. LaNell had recently been told about a nice 1 mile hike and since it was a beautiful day we all decided to hike and then wade in the lake. At this time Jana had Benj and I believe she was pregnant with the Pac Man. We know that LaNell hikes Everest every other weekend so a one miler isn't going to put a dent in her. I'm sure that in LaNell's mind she was thinking "great, I get to hike with a pregnant lady and her kid and 2 chubbies that think there exercise consists of walking to the car, getting out of the car at the 7v and walking in to get their Dr.Peppers for the day." I actually thought that I could make it but I was the first one to quit due to the fact that it sounded as though a train was walking up a hill. About 5 minutes after me Michael states that he didn't think the trail we were on was the right one so he said, "why don't you guys check it out and see where it leads, I'll wait right here." Second one down and two to go! About 5 minutes after that Jana who is carrying a kid starts to lose her zip and tells LaNell that she should go on without her. LaNell walks a few more steps and then decides to stop since her entire party is sitting on three different rocks waiting for her. Later on LaNell told me that she and Jana didn't even make it 1/2 a mile haha. The trip was fun even though LaNell still tries to get donations for the gas she said she wasted driving to the place, LaNell you know you loved getting all that marital advice from Michael!!



Good times Jana! I think your a great mom and friend.

Inspired by David Letterman

Well we all know who David Letterman is and personally I feel that he is a genius. He devised the Top 10 which I feel will be useful in crushing & demeaning Angelee's soul today. Before I start I just want to say that no one has given me more flack about my above average literature than Angelee so therefore the game is on. Pilar I just want to remind you that very few people have gained grace from me after I have striked their name in my black book, you however are one of the few but if this chastisement continues there is no coming back. With that said I will proceed to humble you.

Top Ten Reasons Why Its Merciful Of Me To Be Friends With Angelee:

10. Her favorite color is pink - that is a sign of a deranged mind!

9. She is a home wrecker - likes to eat donuts for breakfast with married men.

8. Tried to convince her friends that she was pregnant at age 12 by stuffing her shirt with a giant balloon.

7. Sounds like a battered donkey when she laughs.

6. Has stated that green beans are against the word of wisdom.

5. Likes to hide in cars in order to listen to other people's conversations.

4. Thinks that exercising consists of raising her arm to pop a frozen peppermint patty in her mouth.

3. Lives in a fantasy world that is a mixture of Alice and Wonderland & Wonderwoman.

2. Tries to get men to fall in love with her by organizing a camping trip and then forgetting her sleeping bag and tent.

1. Encourages her friends to write down who they have a crush on and then hand delivers the actual note to the crush.

Disclaimer: These events are a combination of the past and present. This Top 10 is a warning to those who think that they are going to be talking any trash about me on their blogs! If you don't like the fact that I am bias, racial, opinionated and a General hater then you can find a blog that has butterflies and tulips growing on it.

I Fell In Love!!

So if you don't already know this, I prefer dark skinned men! I am however willing to make an exception for one person (no it isn't Mike McBride.) I was in the BYU library and low and behold I get trapped into the elevator with Jimmer Fredette. Of coarse because I am half retarded he probably went home and told his roommates that some crazy chubby girl tried to tie him up and take him home, but it was worth it. I actually wasn't too ridiculous until I said, "I'm so glad that they got rid of Trent Plaisted!" Good thing Jimmer is pretty cool because after the awkward pause he laughed. Unfortunately I had no camera to prove that this experience happened because LaNell was climbing some ridiculous mountain (like we need proof of that!) so you all will just have to take my word for it. The only thing that was unsatisfying about this experience was that I didn't get to make out with him.

I Can't Believe I'm Doing This

I've always thought of myself as a person who doesn't follow the trodden path but apparently I don't know what I'm talking about. I'm still trying figure out how I got roped into the blog business. Its really not my fault, so naturally I'm going to blame it on Jana and Ben for offering $10.00 and also my landlord LaNell aka The Brownie Monster!!! This is not a title of endearment, LaNell really is a monster! I sympathize with the Jews a lot now except for the fact that they didn't have to pay rent to live in Auschwitz. I've never received so much scrutiny for being chubby. LaNell assigned herself as my wellness coordinator and writes assignments down for me to accomplish before the end of the day. These so called assignments are only things that LaNell & Richard Simmons could do.

Other complaints about The Monster include but are not limited to:

1. Doesn't laugh at my jokes when I'm obviously hilarious!

2. Drags me to stores that I have no desire to go to!

3. Has tried to put a Dr. Pepper and ice cream ban in the house (she obviously wants to see me die!)

4. Won't except my help when I offer (Am I physically handicapped?)

5. Writes false & derogatory statements about me on her blog!

6. She has informed me that I will call her Master Brown (someone has forgotten that they grew up in the ghetto!)


Well its apparent that I could go on for a while, suffice it to say that the reason I am doing this blog is to get back at LaNell! With all sincerity I love you LaNell!