Yes be happy that you aren't allergenic like me.
Don't show this picture to your children as you may end up sleepless when they get nightmares of some red-eyed monster on the loose.
This is me.
I have nothing to hide and I really don't need to be glamourous for you at this hour.
This is my reality. When some random dust mite or dust or whatever it is decides to pop by and test me _ a very allergenic being_ resulting in a pair of swollen red eyes with swollen corneas which crumple when I move my eyeballs from left to right. Yes they gather in folds.
Aside from this ever-so-often talent which I seem to have acquired, my nose starts to clog up and mucus will back-flow down my throat. With some luck, the back-flow will result in a mild asthma attack.
Needless to say I have eye drops, a nasal spray and a Ventolin inhaler on hand, backed up by anthihesthamins.
Screw you SINUSES.


































