For All Your Maximum Ride Needs

Yo,

It's been a while, but if you want to keep up with me and the rest of The Flock, check out www.jamespattersonya.com and www.jpya.tumblr.com.

Fly on,

Fang

MAJOR NEWS

ADDENDUM: DON'T WORRY. I/WE'LL CONTINUE TO BLOG. IT'LL JUST LIVE ON MAX-DAN-WIZ.COM. (All this will stay up, it just won't be updated.)

Yo,

So, maybe you've noticed that we took our sweet time with the whole updating thing. Sorry. We'll make it up to you. How? Like this:

This blog is turning into so much more. And by that I mean this blog now ceases to exist. Well, it's not going anywhere, but I'm not going to update here anymore. Because I'm moving my blog and everything else to the bigger, badder Max-Dan-Wiz.com. It's a whole website you can join and chat on and do stuff.

Fly on,

Fang

GO TO MAX-DAX-WIZ.com

TRL Killed MTV Killed the Radio Star

Yo,

I mean, MTV, kinda whatever. But I'm not going to try to contain my exuberance. Think of all the videos that you never saw. That you were too young for. That you couldn't watch because your parents wouldn't let you/because you were in a cage. THEY'RE ALL THERE AND IT'S ONLY IN BETA.

I want my, I want my MTV music. I want it.

Let's go slamdance!

The Dead Milkmen |MTV Music

I'm so ugly. But that's okay, so are you.

Nirvana |MTV Music

Can't Fight the Seether!

Veruca Salt |MTV Music

Jerry Was a Race Car Driver The Age of 65

Primus |MTV Music

A-Ha! Pop Up Video!

a-ha |MTV Music

I could do this FOR DAYS.

Fly on,

Fang

I want to keep going. I'm going to keep going. I'm like Kramer with the car salesman & the gas tank.

Green Day |MTV Music

Now Don't (You) Go All Floaty On Me

Yo,

I think sometimes it wouldn't be so terrible to be your average suburban kid sitting at home on a Saturday night eating Cheetos and wishing you weren't, say 14, and your parents didn't give you the lamest 10:30 curfew on earth. Because then at least someday you would grow up and go to see bands play on a Saturday night and be pretty cool. And not worry about saving the world. Or having a secret expiration date.

Ra Ra Riot























The Aforementioned Rock Show

Ra Ra Riot MySpace

Fly on,

Fang

In a Mood

Yo,

Apparently I should "answer questions because they can be like funny or whatever so..." So, okay.

You know, I do wish I could answer everyone's questions. Cause even though I'm posting questions, finally. I know. I know. I sorta feel like a jerk because there are so many I DIDN'T answer. I just have to have time. And not be under threat of being eaten. Or blown up. Or netted and thrown in the back of a truck. Or, or, or....

So, a happy Monday to all of you sitting this morning in Algebra twirling your pencils and smelling of shampoo. Here goes.

Fang: Why dont you play the guitar its like an awesome instrument!

If I wasn't a mutant bird kid on the run. I would totally be in a band that wasn't lame.

Do you ever think about wearing a headband or something to pull back your hair?

I could always rock the hipster headband. Thoughts?

cold or hot?

Hot in the summer. Cold in the winter.

would you rather have a bottle on each finger or a bucket on each foot?

Bottlefingers! Woo! Bottlefingers!

what weights you down? (any answer will really work for this)

The guitar I'd like to carry around the friendly skies.

what is your catch fraze?

"Yo", "Whatever", et. al.

do you have one? If not make one up or ask someone to make one for you

"Whatever"

Do you believe in love at first sight?

Nah.

Are you good at climbing?Maple trees? Birch trees? and yes there is a difference!

Why climb when you can fly, man.

Do you wish you had a camera?

I would kill for a nice Nikon.

Do you have a camera?

Nope.

what would you take pictures of?

Everything.

Whats your favorite fruit?

Blackberries

Whats your favorite vegetable?

Carrot Sticks

Am i annoying?

Nah.

What has your favorite age been so far?

Any age in which I did not live in a cage.

Do you like the moon?

Totally.

Do you like the stars?

Totally.

Have you ever bit your lip really hard?

Yeah. I've been punched in the lip too. It's lame.

Did it hurt?

Yes.

Would you ever fall in love with a hawk?

Ow!

Would you love to have a best friend as a hawk?

Can I have one for a sidekick?

Describe your shoes

Black Vans. Dirty.

Did you tell max she's awesome for me? If not do it because you know she really is!

Uh, Max, you're awesome.

do you like ketchup or mustard on you hot dog? this is really important you could loose your whole social life on this question!

I like anything you could feasibly put on a hotdog on my hotdog. Like chili. Mmm, dude. Chili.

Do you snore?

No!

how loud?

The answer is no!

do you think i snore because i dont

Of course not.

have you ever played truth or dare?

No, but I think I'd be really good at it and you wouldn't want to play with me. I would get you with my laser eye!

Do you like bats?

Sure.

would you like them if they attacked your hair?

!^#$ no.

Do you like country music?

I like Lucinda Williams. And David Rawlings. And Willie Nelson. And yes, mostly.

do you spit? Would you if you had sunflower seeds with shells?

I spit if I have to.

Tell iggy He's a saint

Uh, Iggy, you're a saint. I love you man. Dude, your cheekbones.

(Iggy just hit me.)

Do you think iggy's a saint?

"Whatever"

Do you think Max is a saint?

"WHATEVER"

Do you believe that if you were brought up on a farm you hate chicken?

I have no idea.

Well i got more but seriously its not like your actually gonna answer these so i'll stop. It was fun to amke anyway. Julia .M.W!

And now you'll never know....

Fly on,

Fang

I Want Max to Race Them

Yo,

It would be so awesome, right? But the Blue Angels would totally win. Heh heh.

I wonder at what point teasing Max will cease to be fun?

Fly on,

Fang



*We did not take this picture. We are nowhere near California. Please disregard all evidence to the contrary.

Addicting, Smart!

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Fly on,

Fang