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Thursday, 15 September 2016

Shit my boss says 2

1.
So this guy walked in and asked me about meds and stuff. He's pretty good looking. I helped him and went back to the dispensary.
B: "Stop blushing."

2.
B: What happened to you?
M: I'm tired.
B: Try having a kid.
M: ... (Kay fair enough can't complain...)

3.
B: You tired?
M: I'm always tired.
B: Do you want to come in later tomorrow?
This is like the sweetest thing anyone at work has ever said to me and I almost cried...

4.
This doctor who is really cute came in asking about stuff (he's from Europe) so I tried answering his questions. And naturally because he was cute I couldn't help but smile to myself.
B: Oh my god you like blonde guys.
M: No I don't...
B: I saw you flirting with him!
M: I wasn't even mate...
B: You like goldilocks! *proceeds to tell my other supervisor/senior/"work boyfriend" about "Goldilocks"*
M: I hate you...
P.S. Said doctor has become a regular at our place eheheheheheheheheh...

5.
B: (While showing photos of his kid) Look at him. He's so cute. Too bad when he grows up he won't be so cute anymore he'll be like "fuck you daddy".

6.
*Friend from sister store calls*
B: *Picks up phone* SEXYMAN...

7.
This lady came in and accused him of being racist because he served a white lady first.
B: *Shows lady his arm* Look, I'm black (he's very dark) and I'm Asian. So I definitely can't be racist.

8.
B: "It's good if you're black. Look when I lie and I blush no one can tell."
(This was like his best line ever...)

2 days later...

B: I feel sick. Is my face red?
M: If you are I can't tell.
B: (Calls wife on the phone) I think my intern just used my line against me... I didn't expect that...

9.
B: I'm interviewing someone on Wednesday.
M: I thought you found your next intern already.
B: She bailed on me after working with me last weekend.
M: What did you do to her?
B: Nothing!
M: You scared her off mate.
B: I didn't. I just did what I do when I work with you.
M: You sure mate?
B: Yeaaa...
(Silence...)
B: Do I repel you? Is it how I smell? *steps really close and leans across my face*
M: Mate can you not...

I'm finding it really hard to leave this place next year...