"You know, i entered prison on a long dry spell. Believe me, had i had any inkling I'd have to go two and half years without touching a woman, I'd have given Wilt Chamberlain a run for his money."
She snorted as she gathered her files and then locked them in her desk drawer.
"That has to be the worst come-on line I think I've ever heard. Sleep with me, baby, 'cause I'm fresh out of jail and desperate for a quick lay and I need a warm body. Oooh, baby, lay it on me."

He shook his head at her. "Do you really think that? If all I wanted was a quick lay from any warm body around, I'm relatively sure I could find it."
She rolled her eyes. "I guess you're incredibly attracted to my razor-sharp wit."
"No," he said in a deep provocative tone, "I'm incredibly attracted to your sexy lips. Damn, woman, you should really keep those covered. Angelina Jolie has nothing on you."

An episode of Weiling ma'am and us :D
LOL She just wrote WeiLing McFlurry: "YOU GOONA GET IT FROM ME MAN"
Got one part i protested against her bookwork thingy :D @ 1:27 my protest.

Anyways, tomorrow got YOG costume size fitting. Zzzz. Today was pretty fun, i guess. English got lectured on Class Duty Roster ): so recess ate, then went for history. Mrs H told us about her dog LOL, Totto. SO CUTE YOU KNOW. But he ruined her Christmas Eve's dinner.
And then science, did experiments yay! Then chinese laoshi told us his lifestories, AGAIN. Then aft sch went Sheng Shiong w Jayne to buy gummies LOL. Felt like eating :D

So then went home, chatted w Winson dear, then went to Mac's. Later go NTUC tio molested -' - nahbei cheebye.

And my dad pissed me off. Idw elaborate.
Well, i go le, check my facebook for more.

"Cause baby when you're with me, it's like an angel came by, and took me to heaven (like you took me to heaven, girl) cause when I stare in your eyes, it couldn't be better, (I don't want you to go, oh no), so… let the music blast. We gon' do our dance, bring the doubters on, they dont matter at all, cuz this life's too long, and this love's too strong, so baby know for sure, that I'll never let you go."

Sean ganstead's sick. Get well soon! Anyways, Charmaine gansupergirl, she today damn sweet youknows X) she see me on the phone with Winson sweetheart, she say, "Shhh, don't bother her, let her talk to her boyfriend." Very kind right? But before she left i hugged her hahas. I love her ttm lahrs :D

And Justin Bieber is effing cutezxcxc eeeeee -fangirl squeal- He's so shuai with his dogtag you knows X) EEEEEEEE 8D yay whee woots. Baby's showering now xD so ima blogging.

Okay he's back. LOL, ima loving Taio Cruz's Break Your Heart :D Andd i'm loving Justin Bieber's Never Let You Go. (:

Shall quote a part from the book i'm reading, "Bad Attitude".

They parked the car, then went over to them.
"Hot dog?" Carlos offered as they drew near.
"Computer," Syd said without hesitation.
Carlos took a sip of his soda. "You didn't say please."
"Please, Carlos, let me have the computer."
"Simon didn't say -"
Andre let out a disgusted breath. "Oh, for God's sake, give her the damn computer, boy."
Carlos was completely unruffled. "You need to learn to zen, Andre. Ohm...ohm..."
"I'm going to ohm your ass. Now hand it over."

ROFLZXC. It's hilarious. Today english Ms. Koh scared the shit out of me ._. i put my diary on the table and then, whammoz. She reached for it and asked, "Is this a book?" And then i grabbed it and said, "No! It's my diary @.@"

LOL :B FRIDAY IS THE SIZING FOR OUR UNIFORM YAY! WOOTS. 1pm - 3 pm. I know, 2 hours ._. so long. I ask Mr. Seow why, he make the 'I'm so kelian face' and then say, "Excuse me, my shoe wrong size." Then we burst out laughing like siao.

Well ima skip the crap .. and go to bed. Nighty nights, readers, and i love you all!

"You know i'm just gonna hurt ya."

"You know i'm gonna break your heart, right?"

"You wanna bet?"

"Bring it on."



"I'm only gonna break break your, break break your heart."

Not gonna blog, sweeties. Just gna announce my new gans.

Charmaine gan supergirl! I met her awhile back but never properly intro (;
She's ma sister twooo :D ilh ttm. And Sean ganstead.

Baby, aishiteru <3.

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I don't care who you are, whatever your name is. If you're reading this, fuck off. When people tell you something, they expect you to listen, not stick your fucking extra ass in and give your fucked up opinion. Cause it's our relationship, not yours. Unless you're my momma, you ain' talkin' shitfuck to me.

If you have a gun, please put me out of my misery.

SICK LIKE CRAP. I'm using the com in bed and can barely move )': Sniffzxc.

Yesterday

I was lying in bed all day. You know the pain doesn't really set in until the next morning, right? And thus, i was literally crying everytime i moved. Really, when my mom came back to ask me to wake up to eat, when i ate i was crying, cause it hurts like hell.

Ate, went to shower and then lazed around in bed playing taptap while mama played her laptop. Diaoz, dear abit unresponsive. Then went Jurong Point to buy things for chalet today. Birthday presents, and it's not my chalet.

Hmms, so im up and okay now, but lying in bed and using lappy to upload stuff into iTouch. Cause i wanna put in my music :D And i realise my papa is going @.@ (cuckoo) over football. Literally. After we got the set-top box, he went gaga over it, every night either he goes, "OOH, LIVERPOOL. OH YEA MAN U. WOLVES WOO! AIYAH !@#" when the goal doesn't go in. It pisses my mom and me off. Lucky dear not football fanatic XD

But i do love Liverpool. LIVERPOOL FC ! <3 Chelsea is another of my favourites :D
Blue and Red woots. Hahas, my father influenced me. Some scandals going around in Chelsea d:

You know Ke$ha and SNSD (Girl's Generation) they both have versions of Run Devil Run?
Ima post em' both here, with lyrics.

SNSD (Girl's Generation)'s version.



Ke$ha's version.



Same beat and everything o:

Well, ima off to spam music (; bye, loved readers.

Turn around and fix your eye in my direction, so there is a connection.
Now I can't speak, I can't make a sound to somehow capture your attention.
I'm staring at perfection.

Take a look at me so you can see, how beautiful you are.

You call me a stranger, you say I'm a danger, but all these thoughts are leaving you tonight. I'm broken, abandoned; you are an angel, making all my dreams come true tonight.

Your beauty seems so far away, I'd have to write a thousand songs, to make you comprehend how beautiful you are. I know that I can't make you stay, but I would give my final breath, to make you understand how beautiful you are. Understand how beautiful you are.

Listening to Stranger now, feeling very light and happy.
I realise who now are my true friends.

If you were true to me, you wouldn't have judged me that way. If you had loved me, you wouldn't have said that of me. And that's why i chose them. Don't say you dislike them. Don't judge people by what they say, because there's another person right beneath them, hiding. They just don't want to show you.

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I miss CHIJ OLQP. A lot. I miss the crappings, the hatings (yes), the rubbish, the days we cried together, got into trouble together. Fangling, I miss you.
Andrea, Yuhan, Bernice, Kai Qian, Petunia, everyone. Cheryl. I miss you all.
I want it to be the same again. Is it possible?

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I'ma feeling a little emotional . -weak smile-
Pardon me (: , a little sick today. Sighhs.
Let's see.. recap of today, just a short summary.

IT class did SNSD's video :D i love their Oh! :D
So then went to the Portugese exhibit, the stamps so cute XD
Poor Jaslyn kena detained twice ! Once by Mrs.H and once by Gen. I told Mrs.H that Gen detained poor Jaslyn and Mrs.H laughed sia!

Hahas, recess. Didn't feel too good, felt like puking. And before you ask, i'm not pregnant. XD So then ate and went to chinese, did class, sat down into my chair with a plop and my head just jolted. Like my right side of the brain hit the roof and side of my head. I swear it hurts like shit.

Well then i went to call daddy to ask him pick me up. Some people in class were bitching about me and Catherine skipping class. My conscience is clear, so it's no use accusing me. Don't try to. If you want, go try it. No wonder Catherine hates you.
I hate you too. (:

So came back, slid into bed and slept through the hours. Woke up and did my chinese homework and then wolfteamed. Sweetheart's friend pangseh -.- zzz. Nehmind, played with Lucy! :D He damn fun to play with. And sweetheart was jealous, so cute.

Don't worry, i love you.

I'm staring at perfection. ♥

Sometimes I stare at you while you are sleeping, I listen to your breathing, amazed how I somehow managed to sweep you off your feet girl, your perfect little feet girl, I took for granted what you do. But I'll do better, I know baby, I can do better.

I realise everyday is sweet with him around. Everything's really perfect, without a hitch.

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Today was fun lah please (: morning called sweetheart for around 10 minutes? So then went to hardcourt to sit with my cadets. Talk abit then assembly, waited around for the marching contingent thingy and my running for sports day. Then rushed to music. Music was lame lah kays. Catherine was absent. SO SAD ):

Then Lit cher spam writing on board bo lang chap :B (Which means in hokkien nobody cared) Recess ate like siao x.x went toilet and saw Joanne crying! O.O so went to soothe her, but bad thing, WTF MAN THE CLASSROOM KEY W ME. So everyone blackface when i went upstairs. I got pissed , duh.

So then Daksha damn funny, want make me smile. She was like,
"Eh Valerie, smile! Don't angry!" And she gave me the supercute face.
And me being pissed, i was frowning lah XD so i shouted,
"NO!" And she "Okay okay okay :X"

So headed up to do my cupcakes ;) i swear they taste awesome. So got the flour, sugar, egg, butter, chocolate chips all together and put it into the oven to heat. And it came out damn crispy and a little chaotah but it added to the taste.

Skipskipskip till science, NO MATH WOOHOO! Ended school at 1.15 for Theresian Awards Day (: so then rushed around to do up things for Oath Taking. I swear my blouse was drenched -.-

So at 2.00 went to Music room to take our oath and pledge hahas. I met the Area 14 boys, damn fugly all ._. anyways, Sushmita was damn disappointed LOL. She say the CI cute only. I want faint i tell you.

So went back to change, put on our NPCC shirt and trackpants then went to do stations etc. Damn boring seh! Everyone of the IJ batch kena shipped off to diff groups. GRRRR. &!$@#!

So then papa and mama fetched me (: my daddy smiled and went, Ohhh my little girl grow up le. So random o.O Mummy grabbed my cupcakes LOL and sampled one. She was like OKAY LETS MAKE EM THIS WEEKEND. My parents keesiao or something XD

And moving on to Saturday! I last minute asked my parents if i could go out. With sweetheart, but i didn't tell them i was going with him. If not mama would've killed me. So then mama said no and i pleaded like siao so in the end yes. XD

Ahemz,morning ima pig. I'm not a morning person uh so i slept till 11? Then sweetheart morning calle-d me. Sweet right? I sounded like some half dead zombie i bet. Hahas.

So then woke up and prepare, papa sent me to MRT and when i reached i saw him. But he didnt notice me, so i snuck behind him. And we talktalktalk walk to cinema, bought tixes, walked to 2 bookshops and i rented a book, then to cinema and wait.

So then enter cinema. WAH LAO THE MOVIE DAMN CHIO I TELL YOU. GOT ZEUS, HERA, POSEIDON, HADES, KRAKEN (ahem), MEDUSA, PERSEUS AND HIS SWEETHEART. WORTH WATCHING SIA, 2D. I heard 3D only thing twas 3D about it was the subtitles.

So save some money bah. After movie went to buy clothes at Fox. Ironically the song playing was 'Valerie'. XD inorite.

So met up with papa and mama, went to makan, then see doggy. SO CUTE SIA I WANT ONE FROM THE SPCA IDC I WANT I WANT. When ima older. LOL.
The Golden Retriever is sooo adorable. I wanna hug it to bed and never wake up.

So skip skip. I had this dream just now. So sweet. I was dreaming of some rubbish then my dream morphed. I was looking at this cute baby girl. Then i picked her up and then i realised she was mine. She had my nose and eyes. Cute little girl, cooing toothlessly.

Woke up and told sweetheart, he said Ariel and her child. LOL nice comparison. Ah well, ima go to snack now. Kinda hungry.

RAWR.

More interesting facts, provided by Winson darling. XD

- Semen is a source of protein.
- It's good for your teeth too!
- It whitens your teeth.

The last was by me haha! It's true you know.

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HELLOS THURSDAY! (: today was damn fun i swear.

Morning was YOG training lolol, did a new formation. This time kept running and at least we shaved off some fats. Was quite fun though my gastric almost acted up. Whew Ms. Quek ask me buy a drink to stave off the hunger.

So then kena caught in the sudden rain. I swear everyone became 100% happy and hyper. When it ended Catherine and I walked in the rain. It felt awesome. And don't worry, i wasn't crying ^^

And so went back to class totally drenched X) heng i not wearing white if not everything also can see. The rest not so lucky, around 90% of the class wore the house tee / PE tee whic was white. The YOG leaders wearing orange hahahs, kinda big sized but fit Yee Ting just right haha!

Thenz History i sat in Jaslyn's seat cause we ran around for groupings. I felt my chair abit too much far from the table then I pull my chair in and hthen Mrs H go pull my chair back out LOL the whole class laughed.

And recess i swear Catherine didn't look good. Kinda pale, but our shots were just the glamness(; They're on facebook. I shall post all shots , when we were dry, then we were wet then recess glamshots. XD

And so next was Phys didn't get into any trouble (whew :P) And math we just crapped, didn't listen to Mr Lu. They kept playing with the visualiser XD heehee. Like i used to do in OLQP. Aaaah the good old days with new friends (: Hi, Mrs Wong, you a-hole.

Anyways, up next was VE, but Ms Koh had something on so literally was free period. Idk why but they release us early today lol, at 1.50 when we were usually released late on thursday at 2.25 lol.

On the mrt hor, there was one empty space to stand against, the window side. Then i slide slide cause Jaslyn wanted me to move in so in the end i slide and slide onto the window panel. LOL, damn funny i tell you. I was on the phone with sweetheart.
His friend damn mean seh. Don't believe him and i are dating. So went to KFC at Clementi with Jaslyn to eat (hehheh.) and i treated her :B i know i damn kind okayes.

And so i went to NTUC for grocery shopping :B cause mama wanted to buy smth and imma having my home econs exams tomorrow so must buy things. And then i saw one HUGE row of kinderjoys. If you're meeting / seeing me anytime soon, tell me and i'll show ya.

Sweetheart went on some weird learning journey. Talked to him lalala, teased him too. When he reached home i teased him some more XD t'was always fun. Oh thenzxc uploaded glam pics to FB just now. Uploaded le hahas.

So now ima half doing homework and listening to Park Bom's You and I.
Here's Lollipop 2 and You and I. Enjoy!





- Now here she comes, wants some of my lollipop. She touchin' on my body makes me wanna rock. Now here I come, I give it to her straight up and down. Cause it goes. L-O-L-L-I-POP.