Friday, February 14, 2014
Wednesday, February 12, 2014
Sunday, February 9, 2014
I'd Probably Have A Higher Opinion
of Bible-Bangers is they had a better understanding of their religion. Here's an example I found this morning in the AJCs The Vent:
Animals were not put on this earth to "feed and clothe" us. They were put here for companionship and only became part of the diet after the flood destroyed all vegetation. Catch up on your history.
This all started when someone bitched about Joe Namath wearing a fur coat at the Super Bowl. Then someone else mentioned that animals were put on earth to feed and clothe us. Then today there was the above comment which remarkably got voted down to the bottom. I say remarkably because it is Georgia after all!! Even I know the above comment is pure BULLSHIT and I haven't read the bible, just the parts I needed to read to be confirmed* as a Lutheran when I was in high school. (After learning more about religion I became a Born-Again Agnostic.) When Adam and Eve got kicked out of the garden is when they stopped being Vegans and felt the need for clothing.
Also this morning one of my bible-banging relatives posted something on facebook by some sky-pilot saying paying taxes are bad. Something about the king wanting more taxes and all more taxes does is the rich get poorer and the poor get poorer. The only one that gets richer is the king.
Now, we don't have a king, but in any case what happened to Heysus (one definition is King of Kings, does that mean not to pay taxes [tithe] to this king also??) telling everyone to render unto Caesar what is Caesar's. In other words if the government demands taxes be paid it's your obligation to pay them, or is he saying that because the church doesn't have to pay any taxes its members don't have to pay taxes either. The fucking ironic part of this is my ignoramus relative doesn't pay any income taxes because he is on disability and disability income is exempt from tax. Now, who better to pay taxes than those that can afford to pay versus those that can't??
When did the church side with the rich? I seem to remember lots of passages that talk about helping the poor and none about helping the rich. I guess when the kings and the rich got religion the church started to side with them, but in that case why be against paying taxes to the king????? It doesn't make any fucking sense and that's why I have such a low opinion of religions in general!!
*The only reason I had to go to conformation classes and be confirmed was because when my dad was a kid in Finland you had to be confirmed in the church in order to do a lot of things. Besides getting married, you needed to be confirmed to be able to testify in court and in order to get a good job!! That's just a couple of things that required confirmation in the church, there were others, but I haven't really gone looking for what all there was.
Animals were not put on this earth to "feed and clothe" us. They were put here for companionship and only became part of the diet after the flood destroyed all vegetation. Catch up on your history.
This all started when someone bitched about Joe Namath wearing a fur coat at the Super Bowl. Then someone else mentioned that animals were put on earth to feed and clothe us. Then today there was the above comment which remarkably got voted down to the bottom. I say remarkably because it is Georgia after all!! Even I know the above comment is pure BULLSHIT and I haven't read the bible, just the parts I needed to read to be confirmed* as a Lutheran when I was in high school. (After learning more about religion I became a Born-Again Agnostic.) When Adam and Eve got kicked out of the garden is when they stopped being Vegans and felt the need for clothing.
Also this morning one of my bible-banging relatives posted something on facebook by some sky-pilot saying paying taxes are bad. Something about the king wanting more taxes and all more taxes does is the rich get poorer and the poor get poorer. The only one that gets richer is the king.
Now, we don't have a king, but in any case what happened to Heysus (one definition is King of Kings, does that mean not to pay taxes [tithe] to this king also??) telling everyone to render unto Caesar what is Caesar's. In other words if the government demands taxes be paid it's your obligation to pay them, or is he saying that because the church doesn't have to pay any taxes its members don't have to pay taxes either. The fucking ironic part of this is my ignoramus relative doesn't pay any income taxes because he is on disability and disability income is exempt from tax. Now, who better to pay taxes than those that can afford to pay versus those that can't??
When did the church side with the rich? I seem to remember lots of passages that talk about helping the poor and none about helping the rich. I guess when the kings and the rich got religion the church started to side with them, but in that case why be against paying taxes to the king????? It doesn't make any fucking sense and that's why I have such a low opinion of religions in general!!
*The only reason I had to go to conformation classes and be confirmed was because when my dad was a kid in Finland you had to be confirmed in the church in order to do a lot of things. Besides getting married, you needed to be confirmed to be able to testify in court and in order to get a good job!! That's just a couple of things that required confirmation in the church, there were others, but I haven't really gone looking for what all there was.
Saturday, February 8, 2014
Roadside Memorial
Three years ago Georgia started offering state approved memorials (for a $100 fee for the sign) to put at accident sites along highways. They thought the makeshift roadside memorials people were putting up at accident sites where someone died were distracting and a safety hazard.
Last Wednesday a member of PETA in Atlanta filed a request to have a memorial placed at the scene of a crash near Gainesville, GA between a car and a truck carrying chickens. Neither driver was seriously injured but dozens of chickens died.
Normally a member of the family is the one to make the request, but no relatives of the deceased chickens are still around to file the request.
Thursday, February 6, 2014
Tuesday, February 4, 2014
More Super Bowl
The Lamest Fucking Excuse For Why The Broncos Lost, Updated
One of The Old Lady's friends posted this on facebook the day after the Super Bowl.
The more I think about last night the more I believe the Bronco's team was a team of Angels protecting a man, Manning, from further injury to his body, regardless of losing a big game. As I watched I became more convinced they were protecting him. The injuries in football have become headlines, as they are long term, to body and spirit. Yes, the SeaHawks won. Good for them. But my praise goes with the angels protecting one of their own. One reporter said he had had 4 neck surgeries and I read this AM they said neck surgeries. Something happened here last night and I caught it. God is Good. Yes, He is, all the time. Trust Him, Listen and watch all around you for His wonders never cease. Have a great day today.
Now, I have a different theory, if there is a god, maybe She is pissed at the Broncos because of what Elway (Vice President of something for the Broncos) said about not helping the poor. He gave this interview the day of the Super Bowl.
Here's someone who because he got the chance to play football in the NFL and became a multi-millionaire doesn't think the poor need help. Instead he thinks the more you deprive them the more incentive they'll have to better their situation. BULLSHIT!!!
Elway invested some of his millions in multiple car dealerships. (Saw ads for some of them when we were out in Colorado last Spring.) The only thing lower than a used car salesman is the asshole that owns the dealership!!
Here's another theory on the Broncos loss!!
The more I think about last night the more I believe the Bronco's team was a team of Angels protecting a man, Manning, from further injury to his body, regardless of losing a big game. As I watched I became more convinced they were protecting him. The injuries in football have become headlines, as they are long term, to body and spirit. Yes, the SeaHawks won. Good for them. But my praise goes with the angels protecting one of their own. One reporter said he had had 4 neck surgeries and I read this AM they said neck surgeries. Something happened here last night and I caught it. God is Good. Yes, He is, all the time. Trust Him, Listen and watch all around you for His wonders never cease. Have a great day today.
Now, I have a different theory, if there is a god, maybe She is pissed at the Broncos because of what Elway (Vice President of something for the Broncos) said about not helping the poor. He gave this interview the day of the Super Bowl.
Here's someone who because he got the chance to play football in the NFL and became a multi-millionaire doesn't think the poor need help. Instead he thinks the more you deprive them the more incentive they'll have to better their situation. BULLSHIT!!!
Elway invested some of his millions in multiple car dealerships. (Saw ads for some of them when we were out in Colorado last Spring.) The only thing lower than a used car salesman is the asshole that owns the dealership!!
Here's another theory on the Broncos loss!!
Saturday, February 1, 2014
Condom For Needledick The Bug Fucker
Yesterday I went to visit a friend and after I sat down he tossed a small package at me and asked what are these. He is no longer able to read after he had blood vessels burst in his head many years ago. I looked at the package and saw these little round things in the bubble package.
It is sitting on quarter inch graph paper. |
The condom is in place with some free space at the end. |
Above picture is from their website. They have all kinds of suggestions for usage, but the prices I'm seeing from doing a google search is all over the map.
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