Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's
Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't
taste like alcohol at all.
He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he
was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force
himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of
aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a
single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front
of him, all clean and pressed.
He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,
spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins,
cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom
mirror.
Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red
with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:
'Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to
make you your favourite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian'
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,
steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the
table, eating.
Jack asks, 'Son...what happened last night?'
'Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell
over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway,
and got that black eye when you ran into the door.
Confused, he asked his son, 'So, why is everything in such perfect
order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting
for
me??'
His son replies, 'Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when
she tried to take your pants off, you screamed,
'Leave me alone, I'm married!!'
Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $1.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time . . PRICELESS!!!
2 times this week. 2 TIMES!!
i left my usb in the comp lab. 1st time for a day. 2nd time for 1.5h.
1st time. luckily someone returned it to e general offifce. thank you to e kind soul. e 2nd time it was still where i left it.
heart attack. heart attack. all my stuff are in there. and i dont have another storage device.
what have i been thinking. why am i not concentrating. i was so sure i took it out e 2nd time. well once bitten twice shy. but darn it happened again.
lots and lotsa proj due next week. cya guys man.
long time since i blogged eh.
been listening to old sad love songs these few days. songs i've listened to in the past that made me feel really sad i could cry.
but now i do not cry.
its like the whole world could leave me now. all alone.
yet i still would not cry.
agonising is the word.
my heart is hardened.
my eyes are dazed.
i don't know what i've become.
i wish i could feel the pain i've caused.
break me. make me weak again.
its tiring being so strong.
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would u save the last dance for me?
