well well well.

just last week during cg, i was prompted by the holy spirit to share something. and before that we were talking about faith/Peter walking on water.

Go, have faith and share.

i trembled and considered about the probabilities of saying the wrong thing. as for Peter, he just need to go, have faith and walk on water. but then again, im on land -.- and the probability of me drowning is an absolute zero. so i asked God again. You sure it's You and not me?

Yes. Go.

i reconsidered again and thought about Peter, at least he can proclaimed that he walked on water and sank before, then never walk on water at all.

ok God. i'll do just that.

yesterday pris tham said to me. dont wait for another 1 year plus to experience this. dont.

:: ^^ ::

and i lost some weight lately. without even trying.

:: muahahahaha ::

I had to copy this post from merv my cg mate. LOL.

The one thing I really hate about kids today is how they try to talk with American West Coast accents. And when I say try, I mean fail miserably at to the point of causing their poor parents eternal shame and driving them to point of insanity. The worst thing is, these kids don't even sound remotely anything like an American. I've been alive for some twenty-odd years and have met more than my fair share of Americans from the California area and they don't sound anything close to the aural abuse these kids crap out their mouths whenever they speak.

Sure it can be argued that I haven't been or stayed in America so how would I know right? But then again, neither have 99% of these kids.

Personally, I can pull off a pretty mean Aussie accent. But just because I can, I don't. Why? Because my Aussie accent sounds nothing like a real Aussie accent and causes ears to bleed whenever I pull it off. And so I only pull it off around people I don't like because I'm mean and that's what I do.

So there I was in a bus surrounded by a cacophony of university students all trying to speak in either pseudo gay accents or badly articulated American accents all at the same. The noise must have really pissed off the bus driver because he was driving really fast.

There was this one batch of friends who were blabbering away very loudly. One girl the group exlaimed to her friends, "OMG OMG OMG! XXX is so irritating she keeps repeating herself irritating irritating irritating lor!" (Yes, she said it all in one breath.)

Initially, I thought she was trying to prove a point by repeating herself needlessly in lousy sounding American accent but when she went, "I will try try try lor try try my best try OMG" some 10 minutes later when queried by her friend about an assignment, I decided that there is no hope left in the world.

People are so ironical.

We decided to greet each other in service with faux accents we’re supposedly good at. His was Australian while mine was Filipino. Hey at least we’re way more kewl and uh huh, yeah y’know... O stop. Back to singlish.

:: singlish rulez! ::

my heart skipped a few times during the month of january and february. not a good thing actually. images became blurry and faces of strangers started to morph into each other. i prayed for God to keep me safe from any relapse. perhaps it's time to sleep early and not watch 溏心風暴 so often. hee.

i need a good cuppa of hot milo, wool socks and a warm fuzzy pullover tonight.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIVI AND WEILING!

:: again i say rejoice - israel and new breed ::

Valentine's Day.

roses are red,
violets are blue.
if nothing is done for me,
i will break you in 2.

i am kidding on that last line. my thoughts on valentine's day? well, i pooh-pooh over being wined and dined because i never understand why people are willing to burn a huge hole in their wallets, nibbling on hard to pronounced bite sized french munchies while getting all woozy from the obvious lack of real food in their tummies, not to mention the silly exuberant price for a small bouquet of hway just for one particular day. but then again, the poor men had to do something, or else the above poem will very much come to pass. you dont want that do you?

roses are red,
violets are blue.
if i receive no flowers,
this will reflect badly on you.

i say the nation should release their soldiers on valentine's day because everyone else in the world is too busy to invade on that day anyways.

O, save the moolah on the hways and all. save it for an ultimatum when it's needed. flowers wilt. rocks dont. muahahahahaha

:: happy valentine's ::