My short collection of original jokes for Christmas, reproduced from Sweet Potato:
Joke 1:
This happened last night. Sweet Potato was playing in Peanut's single bed surrounded by pillows and blankets.
"Mama, look. This is my tank and this is the propeller."
Dear, a tank has no propeller. A helicopter, a boat and a submarine have propellers. So what is this you are in?"It's Chinese. It's a Chinese tank"
No, this is not a discrimination against China made products - I assure you, in case you think that our little guy picked it up from an adult member of the family. To his little mind, at least this is my (only) logical deduction, Chinese (as a language) is rather different from English and so maybe a Chinese tank can have a different design. This kid baffles me; Peanut is so much easier to figure out. Peanut would have just changed his 'mode of transport' to a helicopter or one of the 3 - I mean, that's only natural, why think so hard when you have been offered multiple choice answers?!!
Joke 2:
Sweet Potato started taking the school bus home 3x a week about 2 months back. In the first week, I asked him if he was enjoying the ride, if he had made new friends - it must be a dream come true; ever since he could talk, this kid has been wanting to take the school bus (the public bus, the train) rather than our family car. This is what he said, matter-of-factly,
"I take the school bus. There is Tom. Then there is Jerry. Tom and Jerry, so funny."
That my friends (and family), for the records, is the FIRST joke my younger son told me. And I was so dense, I missed it altogether, what a lousy mum - I just didn't expect it coming from my 3 y.o. My delayed laughter must have come across as so insincere.
May your homes be filled with Joy, Love and Peace this Christmas!
p/s This Christmas, Peanut is able to sing "Jingle Bell Rocks" and Sweet Potato "We wish you a Merry Christmas" ... just so you know what to expect at our family celebration.