GE 2011

Sorry but I am not one of those 4G apathetic voters
And for this election
I am so gonna use my PINK IC to vote
Instead of my 11B
YES SIR!























The GE 2011 is on!
Damn I missed the first day at Hougang due to lessons
Missed the consecutive one at Serangoon due to movies
Shit!

Both Workers Party and close to home also
Double shit!

Check out the crazy amount of crowd gathered in Hougang
Like someone said online

"If the GRC is determined by the number of ppl who turn up at
the rally, then its quite clear for all to see......"

















Hammers Umbrella
LOL!
Was thinking of getting one if we go there for the rally itself
But argh, need to see where the Workers Party go for the next rally

















This is EPIC!

Definitely looks like the housing issues is 1x hot topic this time round

















Driving License!
Hahahahaha!
Class 2, 3, 4, 5 and SLA
Straight out from the speech by Mr Low

















UPS!
Who says Singaporeans are not creative?
Stylo MyLOW!
Hahahahaha!

Check this out from Mr Brown
He's a busy man for this few weeks!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m90V81OWDw&feature=player_embedded#at=25

If Kpop wasnt popular enough
Mr Brown just took it to the next whole new level!
Yoona you rocks!
Woots!


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I wanna attend just 1x Workers Party rally please!!!!

Fight Night Round 1

Thursday night is "Fight Night" @ IMPACT MMA

Its the day when I feel good after a serious workout
And my soul feels energized from learning something new
My mind is fresh from picking up skills
And my body get accustomed to some pain

Muscle growth occur when they tear and repair themselves
Its the same as humans
Well at least for me
Because I think the saying "no pain no gain" is correct
Better still....."more pain more gain"
:)

Ke$cha

Evening Silhouette by Worst Tragedy

Sometimes I feel that
I have a lot to say
But somehow, I just need a listening ear
Not just any listening ear
Not one with curiosity too
Its just hard to put it down to those specific words

My friend's girlfriend earn $3k+ for her first year
Gonna have a pay rise to $4k+ in her 2nd year
That's good right?

Except that..........
She works from Monday to Sunday
And she starts work at 8am
Ends work at 1am 2am
Reach home by cab 3?
Shower and bath and wait for hair to dry and its 4am?
Then you wake up at 7am to go to work again

Monday to Sunday
24 years old?

Golden question
"Wah, like that all the money how to spend?"

Textbook Answer
"I spend for her lo!"
Boyfriend

Would you rather earn lesser and have more time to spend
with family and friends?
Or would you dig in deep, suffer for a few years, minus a few years
off your total lifespan because you sleep too little to get the $$?
How many practical of us would choose the money route?
How many noble of us would choose the other way out?

Talk about ambitions and dreams
What's your ambition?
What are your dreams?

Someone asked me this
My answer was very simple: "成家立业"

No I dont want to be a millionaire
But of cuz I dont mind being one

I dont have any idea how to make it rich
I only know how to take things one step at a time

I dont believe into going business
Because I'm not a business man
But you know the saying goes "salary workers wont be rich"

You ask me
If I have to choose between doing something I like as my job
To choosing a job that pays me $10k per month to do admin work from 8-5
The logical me would take the $10k job

I'm only a simple man
I think I will take the $10k job
Save up
Get a house
Buy a car
And be able to provide for my family
I dont need to invest in all those etc stuff
Hoping I can 钱滚钱
And drive BMW stay in landed

Truth be told
As I grow older
I have learn not to be so 小心眼
Not to be so 斤斤计较
And ultimately not to 把钱看得太重

Somehow
I know of a few characters who do that
Even among us
Yes, among us is equal to being friends
And I'm disappointed to say the least
Disappointed in your character
Your moral values

People ask me why sometimes I have nothing to say
Why I always pull a long face
I can recommend this book on body language to you
And trust me
You would love to just observe and see how others behave
Because your arms folding, your legs crossing, your body leaning angle
The way you talk, the pupils of your eyes, your sub conscious actions
It just tells me how much a person you are
And yes, it may largely boil down to the fact that we arent like-minded ppl

As the old cliche goes "勉强是不会有幸福的"
2 wrongs dont make 1 right

I wanna go overseas
Wake up everyday
To experience something new
E-v-e-r-y s-i-n-g-l-e d-a-y

Only Reason

I am logical

Jessica is the reason why I watch F1
I only watch 10mins of F1 per race
5mins of her
5mins of the start of the race
Hoping that cars will crash

Oh well
I read the results in the newspaper the next day
:)

Fat Boy I am

I am no Fat Boy
Or am I?
LOL!

















Fat Bestard
Double patty with egg

Whoever told me it cannot be finish by one person is kidding me
Ok, maybe I am a Fat Boy





















Killer!





















Diet Destroyer

Sorry I am Fat Boy
Confirm
LOL!

I work out 7days a week
I eat 7days a week too!
What goes in must come out
And you are what you eat!
Familiar?
:)

托梦

I dont know whether it was bad sleeping posture
Or the lack of proper and adequate sleep over the last few days

But this was real
Almost
It felt real

Everything
From colours
To facial expressions
To content
To surroundings
To the mental state of mind
Even when I'm asleep

I could see you
You looked the same
Just like how I remembered you were
And you were wearing a brown school uniform
Had your hair tied-up in a pony tail

I was sitting upright
Just like how I have been sleeping for the past few nights
Except that this time I wasnt perspiring when I'm sleeping

You came over
Swept the place which you were gonna sit on
And folded your skirt
Before taking your place and sat down beside me
It was a bench
Or some sort
The background was blurred
Just like MRT trains coming past every now and then
And it was one of those underground stations
Like Bugis, Cityhall or Outram that kind

I can still remember myself
Staring right into your face
Like a big piece of pancake
And the eyes
Your eyes
Looked bright and big

You spoke
And the first words that came out was
.............."You have changed"

I was still staring into your eyes
They still looked bright and big
But I just didnt catch your mouth movement
And the words you uttered

So you repeated what you have said
And told me I have changed once more
I was stunned
As I began to realise what you have said
But it was those kind of stun whereby I didnt know your meaning
Rather than the snapped-to-my-senses kind of stun

So I felt myself
Twitching my mouth
Like I had just suffered some kind of ill stroke to my face
And question the meaning behind your words

Your answer was simple
You said that I wasnt the same person that you have known
And I just questioned "Why?"
What's next was even quite amazing
Because the answer you gave was I punctuate my lines
with simply too much vulgarities

That was very hurting
Because I knew I control a lot of my vulgarities with friends
Once I'm out of the Army
I knew I dont use as much as vulgarities as when I'm in it
And I pointed that out
Especially with you
On the simple basis that I totally respect you as my good friend
And I could swear on my life that I have never used any
vulgarities when we were together

You threw an example back at me
And it was only moments ago
You spotted me with the rest
And even though you couldnt hear what I was saying from afar
You could make out my mouth shape
And lip-read that I had used lots of vulgarities

It was this part
It was the grey area
Whereby I didnt feel it was a valid case
But somehow, I just didnt rebuke you

And you only looked back at me
Both hands gripping the front of the bench
And all I did was looked back at you
And I could only see your face
And you in your brown uniform
Your face was obstructing my thoughts
And I couldnt think straight
I was like a paralysed patient
I couldnt move, and worse still, I couldnt respond
Couldnt think

I remember your facial expression
It was innocent as it could be
Yet it brings some hurt
Some little hidden emotions
Slightly concealed behind the face
It was the last thing I remembered

I woke up on my bed
Reached out my hand for my Iphone
Couldnt find it
And the cloud of blurness was cleared up faster than I have imagined
I looked at the floor
Couldnt saw the Iphone
And that means I still have a phone to use
Finally found it underneath all the pillows

Time check: 0545 am
Reveille timing
Missed the important clash between Tottenham and Arsenal
Checked the score
And glad that they drew

But then I couldnt get back to sleep
Decided to try my luck to see if the match was still showing
Well, Lady Luck ran out
And I had to climb back onto the bed

But this dream
It was clear
Until now
And still, it remains
Have I changed?
From what you have known?
To someone who only spews vulgarities?

I dont think so
But now, I still can picture you in my mind
100% clarity I say
And coming from you
Yes you
I knew something must be wrong

This vulgarities thing have to stop
And the conversion has to be completed
And only I can change it to the way I want
Because you said it to me
Be it in my dream or face-to-face

Something as clear as this
Its no kidding matter to me I think
Something has to be done

Transformers

From this














To this


















And end up like this

Seriously
Being cut while not sleeping is a nightmare
Being poke by the scissors while not successfully cutting apart
the stitches is a horror
Being kicked over 100+ times with roundhouse kicks is training

Life
Is
Gonna
Get
Better
:)

Glory Glory

On nights like these
European nights
You stay up till the crazy hours of 245am
You know its worth it

Its the quarter-finals of the Champions League
Its the epic mammoth clash between the English Premier League giants
The last 8 titles were shared among us and Chelsea
Whats that to miss?










15 years his senior
Ryan Giggs
When he played brilliant football, you better watch
Because if you dont, its rude
;)

3 goals created over 2 ties
All so damn exclusive
All so skillful
1st leg perfect control to bring the diagonal cross-field pass down
Then square it to Rooney to score
2nd leg craved open the defence
Slipped it through to Chicharito for a close range tap-in
Then drilled a floater for Park to rifle in the dagger

Old Trafford has this banner
"Giggs - Tearing you apart since 1991"
=D

Now is 2011 for God's sake
:)












Damn we are A-W-E-S-O-M-E!
Like what JW mention
If you think K-pop wasnt popular enough
Think again!










The looks on their face says it all
Entering their twilight years
They are goners for sure










Next time we go club
You cannot be like Torres
Because "you just cannot score"
And best still, you dont have the face
;)



True story
Be motivated

Now we are gonna face Schalke 04
And we are gonna make the Finals
Then we are gonna take on Real Madrid!
So Real Madrid, I'm rooting for you to hand a whoopass to Barca
And Ronaldo, we can welcome you back to England
And you will see, why players who leave United
When they face United again
They wont have the same success back when they were wearing red
:)

Where? Where is it?

It sucks to have unsupportive parents at times

Dont you think so?

It sucks when after 1 year and 9 months

Suddenly you think the sun is all shining brightly

The slope up the mountain is nearly conquered

The grass smells and almost taste freshier on the other side

So green so lush

Everything was coming to a fairytale ending and what not

Then you are hit by a suckerpunch so hard
You totally didnt know what hit you
It's like a rabbit caught in between the headlights
Yes that's how I feel

3 more weeks to ORD
But I'm not like in any celebration mood or what not
It hurts to be feeling this way

And I think the family plays a big part in this
Ever since BMT has finished
I think the support for my NS from the family has waned tremendously
I didnt need my mom to carry my fieldpack for me definitely
And definitely I didnt bring muddy boots home
Last but not least
I washed my own clothes too

So its damn sian when you booked out every Fri
Come home and just have this damn sian feeling again
When the parents dont even talk to you or what
Not even a care of concern on how's things in camp or what

And yes
Matters in camp actually do affect me
Even throughout the week, and on off and leave days
Its a 24/7 call-of-duty kinda thing
When the men call you early in the morning
Like 6-7am to tell you that they are sick or what
What happen the details
Which hospital what operation
Informed all the relevant personnel already
So on and so forth

And people still can say Sergeants like us got nothing to do
And they stand in awe of all the Officers
Not knowing that not everyone who goes to OCS
Or Command School for that matters
Is someone who is of deserving calibre
Never seen Officers who are lousy?
Only seen them in their Number #1 at the commissioning parade?
Check-ed

I can only say my NS life is a positive experience
Shows me 101 different types of people
Shows me office politics over and over again
And no I dont want to be involve in all those bullshit
And my NS teaches me to be stronger
To be more committed and discipline
To carry on training
To love running
To commit myself to a healthy lifestyle
To be more independent as well

For a guy who weighs nearly 10kg more before enlistment
To my current weight which I maintain
Due to my own regime and trainings
I think it's an accomplishment
To cut down 4mins of running time to get IPPT gold
Hell I think I can walk through fire and back again
How many NSF are marksmen, IPPT gold, and top % grads?
Even if its not just the physical aspects
How many ppl can boast your Platoon
Remember, Platoon, can have no zero-fighter and all IPPT passes?
Inculcating a disciplined mentality and training a capable bunch of men
Who came from different background
Different families, different education level and what not
It's not easy you know?

Taking time out to prepare for a scholarship interview in university
During NS time
Hell that's hard
Scoring the scholarship?
I done that too

Oh wait, there's no congratulations from the family
Nobody asked how did the interview went
Nobody knew I walked through the bloody 12pm sun
Got soaked from the top of my business shirt
To my underwear
And yet managed to present something presentable to the panel

All I got was.......

"Why never take the clothes out when you come home?"
"Why never clean the house?"
"Why never sweep/mop the floor?"

Yup, they never ask anything about the scholarship
They dont know that subsidised tuition fee after tuition grant is fully covered
They dont know there is a $3.6k living allowance per year
And last but not least, they dont know how much time I spend to prepare for it
Of course, rushing home from NTU to get the Mio TV guy to fix my cable
That was included as well

They say NSF's weekends are damn precious
Who wanna disagree?
Who spends their free time tutoring their cousin?
Who apparently thinks that the tutor is not good
And doesnt show any interest, and yes, I have to see other ppl faces for that

Time is precious
Thus countless hours spend travelling on public transport
Is very time-consuming

All I want to have
Is just a mode of transport
A motorbike to travel
And the reply I got

"I dono how to ride a bike?!"

Oh wait, last I forget, I got 4 different license on my license card
Add to 2 more military license?
I have 6
I think only fighter planes I cant fly it
But hey, who knows I wont ace the flying exam?

Japan radiation disaster
No concern about my plans
Only concerns on whether will get back the money or not
Oh wait, the money is my own money as well
And hey, no one in the family asked how was the India trip
Did they?
Yup, India was fantastic for me
And all I could relate to was the photos that I liked
And posting them here for me to refresh my memories
Amazing totally

Travelling plans aside
Interest-wise
Buying the DSLR
Took plenty of convincing
And hey, once again, never use any single cent of other ppl
No, no one wants to see the photos

Buying a laptop for my uni?
Tell me go fix the old one from poly?
Which I believe is the last survivor among the 4 of us who bought the same model
And I confidently say that mine runs the fastest
Seriously?
Using back the old one for uni?
Hey, this year I can place 6 candles on its birthday cake you know?

Having interest is tough hur?
Telling them I wanna learn Muay Thai
Ha, being brushed off
Location is far
Will get injuries
No time
Etc etc
Ok, so be it
I will just go ahead

From primary school till now
And onwards to university
I have not given anyone anything to worry about
More likely than not, only my ferocious temper
Other than that
Does anyone have to worry about me not getting a place in
a secondary school, a junior college (been there done that)
Polytechnic?
Chose the route and managed to advance to uni
Oh, with the 2nd best results in the whole course
Scholarship for further studies?
Secured

Job interviews after ORD?
Done that
Ready to start work right after the week of my ORD

Seeing ppl in camp who cant even have their meals without
worrying about whether can they have a place to study next time
Or worrying about huge amount of school fees in SIM or private institutes
Hey, thats life
And you cant run away from that
And yes I dont have that problem
I'm glad for that
Because I can only say
I achieved with my own pair of hands
That worked doubly hard
With a body that refuses to succumb to illness and diseases
And a mental frame so strong that little things can break
I think I deserve a pat on my own shoulders
For that, I'm gonna do that to myself

And yes, I'm still gonna be a little boy and ask for the motorbike
I will make my own travel plans to Cambodia
I will go all these so-called 3rd World places
Just to fulfill my personal ambitions of visiting all the must-see attractions
I'm gonna do all that before I die
I'm still gonna carry on my Muay Thai lessons
After being kicked in the chest for the first lesson
Yes I will still go ahead
And I still go ahead to purchase my new laptop
After selling off my old one for $200
Yup, I will be more independent
I will learn why some friends my age are buying houses already
And I can see where they're coming from
And yes, I will be more disciplined and committed
To my own causes and interest
So that, I know, the blue-print for the next 5 years is still intact
I'm still gonna keep to it
Because if before NS the plans were like this
Soon-to-finish NS, the plans are playing out the way they are
Hell, if it is not broken, why fix it?

Oh it may sound like a monthly rant
Like your monthly periods
Or some sort of boasting forum
But hey, what do you know?

《原来。心酸。比。心痛。难受。。。》

Timings

Sure took around 4 months to arrive hur?
Oh well, it serves as a timely reminder of how cuiz my timing was for the 1st virgin marathon

7 weeks left to Sundown

On track for this upcoming marathon

Trainings should be adequate I guess?

Hoping to shave a half hour off it

Will be quite an accomplishment if I can do that

The all-new and improved gay shoes!

With pink coloured shoelaces

LOL!

Everybody is talking about how gay it was

But oh well, it fits the whole tone of the shoe

And I think it looks good!

Tada!

带“伤”上战场

Got a fever, cough and flu combo on friday

Chiong lots of vitamin C and medicine

Got well enough to get rid of fever and stuff

But left with flam and runny nose

And oh well, it just cost me everything which I have trained so hard for

Cant breathe properly and stuff

Freaking damn pissed about that

Really very disappointed had to fall ill prior to this 2XU race

Hopefully to do 60mins

That means 5mins per k

But had to settle for 75mins instead

Resulting in a little over 6mins 10secs like that

Argh!

Sianz~!

Nonetheless

Feels good to use Pocari Sweat to blow my nose

And clean my hands after getting rid of the mucus

LOL!

;)

RSM, Joel, Me and Ah Tu

Saw lots of familiar faces

I think Warrant Lum kill us off with 40+ mins

LOL!

Epic winner!

This race was quite unique

The run in the rain was quite ups

Cooling off plenty of heat near 3/4 of the race

Plus we got to ran through MBS and on Helix itself

And yes, got 2 separate flight of stairs along the way

Totally WTH sydrome

Rochor tau huay after the race!

Becoming a habit everytime we go for races in town nowadays

LOL!

Damn sinful

But arghh, protein from tau huay!

12km confirm burn more fat than the you tiao we ate

I thought this medal looks good!

And the 2XU singlet is very comfortable

Not just another dri-fit shirt

Now just have to train for Sundown already!

Running is the best metaphor in life

"You get how much you put into it"

By Oprah Winfrey

Running is like a lesson

Like what Adrian mention

Especially long distance running in particular

You free your mind

You just clock mileage

You learn not to give up until you reach the destination

You learn to be mentally tougher

You learn how to see the bigger objective

You learn to endure pain and whatever suffering till the end

You learn to let go

You learn to listen to your body

You learn how to put in effort

You learn why sometimes it's mind over body

You learn to keep fit

But you know what's the best thing?

It's bloody freaking free!!!

You can run barefeet if you want

But hey, a good pair of running shoes (with discount)

Can last a very long time

My shoes which I bought this year has clocked at least 300km

from the start of the year till current April already

LOL!

Join Punggol Runners if you are leaving in this area

We run every Sunday morning

Starts at 6am

ONLY......

If you can wake up for it though!

:)

Marriage Jokes!

Marriage Joke 1
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always

Marriage Joke 2
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he’s finished.

Marriage Joke 3
On the day I got married, my uncle gave me his piece of personal wisdom. He said: In the first year, the wife is obedient. She listens to whatever you say. So enjoy yourself. In the second year, the role changes & the husband listens to his wife. So it's her time to enjoy. In the third & succeeding years, there are no more such roles. So the neighbors listen to what you shout at each other. And they enjoy.

Marriage Joke 4
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes homes, he brings her a dozen roses. Now, why can’t you do that?” “Gosh,” Jack says, “why I hardly know the girl.”

Marriage Joke 5
Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don’t know son, I m still paying for it.

Marriage Joke 6
Marriage is a three ring circus: – Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.

Credits to netizen Collin
From Yahoo Singapore
Number #1 is totally LOL!
=D

Hougang

Eric and Cai Ying's place!!!!

You guys are on the news!!!!

http://sg.news.yahoo.com/blogs/singaporescene/pm-lee-don-t-upgrading-pay-less-tax-20110405-231901-526.html

Hougang Plaza
Our gathering place somemore
LOL!

Jedi Badminton

Nice!
:)

Leticia is Queen!

OMG!
This is spoof max!

I love to read netizens comments
Like totally damn mind-blowing comments
Because they just notice the things that a lot of ppl missed out

"Jialat, got JCC somemore!"

"The name is like Kana Teo (Kena Tio)"

Epic till mind-blowing proportions!
;)

Ranks

" NUS scores high in engineering rankings "

http://www.straitstimes.com/BreakingNews/Singapore/Story/STIStory_653097.html

Shit
Now I'm gonna get laughed at again.....
:(

Sucker Punch Coming Through!

Sucker Punch!
I think this movie gives you a "HUH?!" feeling
Hahahaha!
But still, I think it's "visually" stunning!
5 stars just for the "visual" parts

Seriously
I think this film is one of the better ones I enjoy this year
Guys should bring their girlfriends to go watch this one
I think the ladies would enjoy it too!
For the guys, I think it's an affirmative yes to the film
Definitely
:)

What else can you ask for?
I mean, there's hot chicks in cute uniforms
Especially Japanese-themed school-going uniforms
Machine guns, rifles, chain-guns, Samurai swords and plenty of fighting
World War II chaotic settings
Dungeons and dragons hideouts
Gothic make-up in alternate worlds
Dirty dancing, brothels, prostitution backgrounds, pimping and all
It's just "a dream within a dream"
Totally gonna get you "Incepted"
*BAAM!*






















Sweet Pea






















Rocket






















Amber

Why cant Jamie Chung be the main lead?
I think she is good-looking!
And damn, she had to die! (spoiler)






















Blondie

Vanessa "not-so-Disney-girl-after-all" Hudgens
Cant believe she is only 22!
Hopefully she doesnt go down the road like L.Lohan
If not I foresee myself having a hard time trying to explain myself
to the little cousins, nieces and nephews on what happened to
their favourite Disney girl come CNY






















Babydoll

Emily Browning plays this part really well!
Somehow I think the other characters cant really pull off this role as well
Yeah, Samurai swords go damn well with her
;)

Go catch this movie
Sold out in town for the first weekend
Made a wasted trip to town and feast on a good meal for revenge instead
So sinful
Tsktsk!

*Photos credit to the official website*

Cyst

Before














After

"Sebaceous cyst may return even after surgery....."
=.=

April's Fool?

From Straits Time
With Love

Roadkill

Mash potato
Looks tasty!
Finger lickin' good definitely!

*starts to rush to bathroom to puke*
:/

Oh well
I went back home and eat my chicken rice after that
With egg somemore
THAT is TASTY!
=D