What The Hell?!

Avril Lavigne - "What The Hell"

The girl with the rocker attitude
Comes along with the best-looking rebonded blond hair
Along with the most appropriate highlights
And definitely the girl with the most beautiful pair of blue eyes on Earth
Neck-tie, fishnet stockings, over-the-top mascara, flow-ly dresses and all
Oh, didnt know she had such a good figure too
Tells you how much a break-up helps in someone discovering more about themselves
And yes musically, the voice is almost impossible to impersonate
:)

Favourite
=D

Remember

I remember a time when cell-phones didnt exist,
and people met up for quality face-to-face time and
laughed and gossiped in complete paragraphs that
didnt involve electronic smiley faces and
terse, short sentences that convey
nothing of their humanity and personality.

The Boy Who Loves Insect

Not everyday does your friend photo appears as a
poster outside the performing Jubilee Hall at Raffles Hotel
Like a G6!
















Gladys is still obsessed over Neo
Looks like he really comes from within the Matrix too


Overall
Very impressed with Rei Horng's singing
And yes, he's the boy who loves insects
Hahahaha!
:)

Grand Slam I Achieved

The countless hours spent at the chin-up bar
All alone.....
With beads of perspiration flowing down from head to toe
The look of mockery/disbelief seeing the hours used for endless skipping
The extra mileage put in every training
The additional gym sessions during the weekend
The effort used to keep check of my diet
The mental handicap I had to overcome
The aching muscles screaming for much needed rest
Nothing else mattered
Seriously

No its not that pretty and glorified
And at times it had to be ugly
But here now I stand
IPPT Gold and all

Yes...
I have done it...
2011...
My #1 resolution
Check-ed

22nd Birthday(?)

Had a belated 22nd birthday lunch at Tao's restaurant
Like a sister restaurant to Dozo
Where I had my 21st last year

6 course meal @ $19.90++
Main entree should set you back by $4 bucks?
;)





























Starter aka appetizer
Bread with cheese gratin?

And moving on to salads......















Some meat salad called Farmboy Splendour















Top shell salad with Jap Udon















Prawn roll with pork floss

Aka atas popiah with sweet mango fruit plus some meat and prawns
Seriously good















Plenty of beverages to choose from
These 3 above are namely rose apple, summer peach and grape mellow iced tea
I thought the rose apple vaguely remind me of the one in camp
Sucks to have such a feeling
=(

After which was the soup......















Cream of pumpkin















Cream of mushroom















Jap Fish Consomme
清汤 aka clear soup
Like this a lot
Feels healthy to me

When the soup was done
Main entree was next















Tao's grilled chicken jumbo leg















Atlantic flounder (fish in simple terms) with cheese















Their 招牌 pork ribs
Doesnt taste so good to me though
LOL!
Not so 招牌 to me I guess?
Oops















Grilled snapper I believe















Tao's oven roasted steak

I think was quite full by the time 3/4 of the main entree was done
Ate Cai Ying's 1/4 share too
A bit max-ed out by then already
Not as 能吃 as last time
Eating must also constantly train then?

Well, the couple of main entree was quite decent
The steak and chicken were good
Tasty I would say
But the pork ribs werent so interesting
The fish was not bad btw
A bit too much cheese though

After which
Finishing off strong with a dessert

"Finishing off strong" seems like a exercise routine nowadays
Keep using these kind of words for motivational purposes
OMG!















Creme brule
Disappointing















Brownie with ice-cream

Kobe said it was disappointing too
Well the brownie wasnt warm
And it wasnt those soft and squashy squashy type
That's why I guess it's not so good















White chocolate mousse















Bday cake delivered by the lovely 哥哥!

LOL!
I think I always attract the wrong kind of ppl
The girls I like arent interested in me
The guys.....well, something about the Alpha male hormones in me
aroused them sexually
And yes, I believe in that strongly
=/

Not something to be proud of btw
Especially when he uses words like.............

" Handsome Boy Boy! " (no need for x2 seriously)
" 生日哥哥! " (omgwtfbbqsauce!)

Kill him! If not kill ME!

I think if he puts his hand on my waist or try to fonder me
Or whatever whatever whatever stuff
I might just stand up and ICCT him straight away
Ok I think I will ask for 100% refund better
Sounds like a brighter idea















Present opening ceremony

See the pimple-ish stuff on my right hand?
Well, I thought it was a pimple
Now, it still haven't gone away
And I realised it had become some sorta meat thingy
In-growth?
Translate to cutting it off?
GG-fied~!















Package with message
(wow it rhymes!)

The message reminds me of something unpleasant
Sometime ago
I think slightly a year or two ago?
I said to a female friend this line before
After getting her to help me out somemore
"Yup, I'm hoping for no substitute please''

Well, that was the closest I went to getting a slap from a female friend
I mean from my point of view though
That's why this ''substitute'' thingy will always stay with me
Like a memory stain or emotional scar

Because if I cant get the thing I want
It seems wrong to have another replacement
Just seems wrong
“ 没鱼，虾也好 ” doesnt work this way
Oh well, bad memories.....















Contains the girls of FHM

LOL!
I dont know them seriously
No connection
Maybe will try to connect with them in my dreams

"Unsuitable for the young"
LOL!
I'm 22nd, and ppl say I look like 27
Now I guess this is FML-worthy















AX belt
One of the very few branded clothing stuff I have
LOL!
Reminds me that Joshua is gonna kpkb when he sees me wearing this belt
Say stuff like "I finally open up my mind" or what shit



































Bling bling Superman tee from Zara

Then after that we happen to go to Zara at 313
LOL!
Totally force myself to not check out the price at the shop

This tee would look good when going clubbing
LOL!
Many many flashy flashy
;)















Iphone 4

When The Gang didnt give me this la!
Recontract time was up
Got voucher
Got discount
Got it at a good price

No wonder I let others have the impression I am rich
LOL!
Well they didnt know at what price I got my Iphone at
=D

Discuss quite a while with my mom before getting the phone
And she gave the GREEN light before I go get it
Guess what when I got home that night?

“ 去年生日买相机千多块!
今年生日又买手机百多块!
明年生日要买什么?! ”

Well, quite pissed with the keyword “又”
But classic LYJ answer FTW!

“ 明年生日要买 1000cc motor lo!
又不是不会驾! ”
One for the fans~!
Definitely shut her up FTW!

Once again
Wanna thank The Gang for coming for this lunch
This was the 2nd celebration for my bday though

First was at Dragonfly at St James
With my Bro and friends
Yes Dragonfly has very very good singers
Especially slow songs before 9pm
“ 顺子 - 回家 ” live
Hitting all the high notes is damn AWESOME stuff!
Plus “ 情歌王 ” was great too!
And yes, I think guys dont need to be 23 years old
Or the fact that I looked 27 must have done the trick
(I checked, 18 for both male and female)
And yes, FREE ENTRY before 9pm
A very good place to chill out and just listen to chinese songs

Oh well
Bad start to the year of 2011
Hoping to grab it by the scuff of the neck
And turn it around asap

My birthday seems to be cursed
Or filled with bad luck so as to say

My grandfather passed away on my 17th birthday while I was at NYJC
It was the last day of the orientation
Supposed to be the highlight day
But......yes, life is unpredictable

I have no memories of my 18th birthday
Only know that I cant celebrate it on the actual day anymore
(and which dude say it was the celebration of adulthood must be lying)

My 19th was Fish&Co?
Not the actual day too

20th was one of the better ones then
Was already working at Exxon then
One of the best times of my life
Exxon was when I thought life was a bed of roses
Without the freaking thorns

My 21st......everyone in camp know how it went
So bad that I only have time to hear a birthday song at around 11pm
Didnt celebrate on the actual day too
I'm emotionally scarred for my 21st bday

My 22nd
My mom felt giddy at home
Rushed home from camp
Was supposed to have dinner together as a family
But yeah, life is a bitch

Havent got the chance to celebrate with my poly classmates yet
Almost no chance for celebration this month already
Not say celebration, even gathering is hard
After this month
Will be Feb, and yes, CNY for 2 weekends burnt
Left 2 weeks
And then March
Well, March wont be in Singapore then
And maybe, just maybe, things will start turning around
Hopefully as soon as early by this month end
Not hoping to wait until March though

每年的生日愿望都没实现
但我却傻傻地一直许一样的愿。。。

NYE Countdown to 2011

Swifters annual potluck

Countdown to 2011 with an (65% unblocked) excellent view
of the fireworks @ Marina Bay

Live view shows that television telecast is actually slower
by more than 5 seconds

Too much food to eat that night
Potluck doesnt mean over-ordering and over-bringing your own stuff
But hey, potluck is 1 sure way to ensure sufficient food
And after a few years of doing potluck
We sure have enough experience on the amount of food for everyone
=)

2011 Swifters resolutions
Well, since we have already said it out
Hopefully they will come true then
Of course resolutions depend on the individual who made it
Definitely

光辉岁月

Hi

My name is Yong Jun
我的名字叫做勇俊

我今年二十二岁
我已经长大了

我有了责任
我必须照顾家庭
不能做个自私的小孩
累也只不过是个感觉
该做的事情
还是得去完成

我有了思想
我懂得如何分辨是非是错
谁对我好
谁对我只是敷衍
谁伸出援手给予帮助
谁在隔岸观火准备落井下石

我看透了周围的事情
也了解人与人之间的情感
不是付出的一切就会有回报
不是每一段友情都是会永恒
不是一切都是像从前

我增加了远见能力
不是说好的幸福就一定会来临
咬紧牙关
困难种种
海浪滔滔
我不怕

我的人生
跌跌撞撞起起伏伏有好有坏
有失望也有希望
有伤心也有开心

受到了人生的创伤
跌倒过了也总得爬起来
我因此懂得更加珍惜
懂得呵护跟爱护

岁月长期的磨练
让我变得有点无法健谈了
到底怎么了

时辰已到
光辉岁月属于自己

因为。。。。始终
。。。。。。。人定胜天

22nd People

060111
6th of Jan 2011

Those who wished me Happy 22nd through Facebook

Laurel, Siyang, Joanne Xiao, Ben Choong, Shao Kai,
Chenyan, Chang Long (dumb msg on FB, but I like it!)
Jon.P, Shawn Kuet, Alvin, Cai Lin, Christine, Yong Kuang
Christopher, Ming Long, Wei En, Leonard Wee, Sarah Lim
Geraldine, Vincent Chan, Tong Hern, AN Teo, Simin
Mei Xuan, Lim Kim, Jun Sheng, Wei Hao, Geok Ting
Cheng Boon, Melvin Lim, Edwin Chan, Kendrik, Bala
Leonard Toh, Zhi Wen, Devon, Wei Ming, Pei Yun, Kes
Raazmy, Damien, Hong Hao, Jia Jun, Yiteng, Zhi Chen
Ching Yong, Hazim, Alden, Che Shong, See Kiat, Elias
Stella, Daniel and Desmond, Tian Bao, Xiao Li, Jasmine
Terry, Teck Guan, Shi Rui, Chung Lam, Chew Hua, Wei Ying
Zhi Yuan, Ashley, Shun Jie, Wen Jun, Ying Zheng, Tim Ng
Zhi Xiang, Ah Hao, Yong Cheng, Shi Jie, Victor Ho
Rays (from New York), Sasha, Tyson and Yu He

Got around 79 names or so
Now thats more epic than last year

Adding on to my Platoon 3 guys
The men and the command team
Ppl like Shawn my PC, Joel, and Justin my specs
The Alpha commanders and HQ staff
Bravo specialists like Wei Suan, Xu Le, Wen Jun, Ming Long, Melvin Chiang

And of course those that I rate higher in value
Just because they sms me
And not through Facebook

Zhe Rui, Li Kuang, Hui Jeen, my Bro, Li Ping 妹
Rachel, my Dad
Soon Teck (for asking me to go eat breakfast at 520am)
Hou Xun, Aik Nen, Joanne, Hong Qing, Jesslyn
Gladys (waking up at 12noon is bad!)
Sarah Tee 姐妹, Han Kee, Yuming for twice the msg
Jia Yong, Hong Soon, Eric, Rei Horng, Ah Hao
Royston (for a very meaningful sms)
Adrian (for a thoughtful wish)
And of course Edmund (for being the last to sms)

Going by this count rate
I think there are around 100+ ppl who pm/sms me
And wished me a Happy 22nd Birthday
And for that, I'm glad
But.........................................

WHERE'S MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT(S)???

Tough

2011

Toughest question for the first half of the year

"To go NUS or NTU?"

Last time I checked
When I wanted to go to a school with hot chicks
I went to a polytechnic instead
=/