Sunday, February 28, 2010

CNY Conclusion

Chinese New Year Conclusion!

Was reading the papers some time back then during CNY
Anyways "Newspaper = Civilisation" for me
If you deprive me of newspaper
I feel non-civilian or non-civilised
=.=

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Voluntary welfare organisation "I Love Children" wants
to encourage young couples to take their
first steps towards parenthood
"Maybe Baby" campaign is to encourage couples
to have more babies
The four—year—old organisation wants couples
aged 21 to 39 to talk about having kids.


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Ok. I can start talking about having kids!
=DDD

Nah! Doesnt anyone feel that there is a HUGE ambiguity
about this paragraph?
The organisation is to encourage couples to give birth
Due to the fact that PM Lee stresses that our birth rate for 2009
was an all-time low of (I think) 1.23
Then Chinese babies were only of 1.03
And the Maths sums up to Singapore lacking
in 10,000 babies for 2009!
Holy mama cow!

The first thought that came to mind was to IMPORT babies
HAHA! Ok that was bad!
But somehow I just had that immediate thought
Bad bad bad!!!

Anyways the ambiguity is that the organisation want
ppl to give birth
And the campaign is called "Maybe Baby"

MAYBE BABY?
As in maybe I would give birth to a baby
that kind of MAYBE BABY?!
So it doesnt matter if couples dont give birth right?
Cuz they are already together...
Then it's MAYBE BABY?!
So ya, you get what I'm saying?
Quite ambiguous from my point of view
But nonetheless a pinch of funniness within
=p

Anw 初二 I went to my mom's side relatives' house
And yes its steamboat x3 then
Once during 除夕, the other one during 初一 and.....
Wala! The third on 初二
Freaking crazzzzzy steamboat
Nightmares~

And this time is was interesting
We watched HD DVD from an external harddisk on plasma TV
And I got to try out my first ever CLASS 2 ride!


















(photos courtesy from my Tze Yang's Facebook)
This is my elder cousin Tze Yang's Honda CBR 600
Its a freaking cool bike!!!
RED in colour somemore!
My favourite!

8 years bike
But so well-maintained and well taken care of
I can even see my reflection on the bike's fairing
Awesome stuff!

LED back lights
Digital tachometer (for an old bike that is way UP!)
Fan-cooled system
Stock mirrors
Tinted front glass panel
Very bargainable price for a 2nd-hand bike
=)

Anw my cousin is a F16 pilot in the RSAF
Pilots are up there right?
Ok apparentlyI think they have a lot of money
But somemore we soldiers on the land hor.....
Ya. Soldiers on the land......



















And yes the white AGV helmet costs $250
That is more expensive than my OGK helmet which cost $200
And I thought mine was already QUITE expensive
And his plain-coloured helmet if it is coloured....
It will cost $500++
And that is crazy~!

Anyways for my first maiden ride outside the driving school
My cousin first showed me how to do tyre burnout
WOW! It was MAX COOL!
And tyre marks were left on the ground after the stunt

I first tried the pillion on the bike
And like what I have always imagine
It was a "vegetable bike" through and through
I had to hold on so tight to my cousin if not I would fly off
And yes the seat does force the pillion to be in
close contact with the rider
So ya, you know thats why its a "vegetable bike"
Somemore Honda's bike's seats are not so high-tilted like Suzuki/Yamaha
So.....Yamaha R1 FTW!!!
=DDD

After the pillion I got to tried out the bike myself
Woooooooooooooots~~~!
55km/h at the multi-storey carpark
Tell me you even done 50 at a carpark before!!!
Awesome stuff!

The engine's roar was like music to the ears
Gets you all excited and pumped up
Not like those mud kupkia bikes
And the bike's throttle I only twist a bit and it hit 55 alr
Took only 1 to 1.5 or 2 second to reach from 1 end to the other
And I had to tap my brake already
But you can feel the bike's throttle haven even
twist fully for 1st gear!
That means it easily can hit 100+ for the 1st gear!!!
OWNAGE!

However for all the fun I had
(addicted to the ride that I went for a few rounds somemore)
And yes some uncle/auntie brging their family for CNY visiting thought we were some gangsters trying to make trouble in the carpark
Ok obviously we played the part well
And the bike's roar played the role too well

The sports bike is not a practical bike
For current age and stuff
I cant ride it to school next time for all the things I need to carry
And its way too bulky and petrol consuming
Yes it's a nice babe magnet bike but its not practical
Even the babe would feel so in the long run
=/

Haiz...
Next time then think about it
Buy a car then put the bike at home too
Wanna play then bring it out for a joy ride
Stick to old scooters and uncle bike for now
:)

And yes one reason why you have to buy better helmets
For all the expensive prices that is jaw-dropping
My cousin told me becuz if you go riding at fast speed in Msia
Those cheapo helmets would have the visors ripped off
LOL!
Damn funny story he told
=p

Next was one of the most off-the-charts moment of 2010 CNY
HAHA! Never use "off-the-charts" for quite some time already!
Kinda miss it!


















Woooooooooooooots~~~!
=DDD

Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very....(x800)
Difficult to keep focus on the number you are having
Like I'm saying it from my most honest opinion

The fact is....the numbers are really distracted by the primary background
I'm SERIOUS!

Sometimes I dont even know whether I got 21 or not
LOL!
Need to count the numbers by hand as the last resort
HAHA!
And yes we resorted to memorising the FHM girls for their numbers
Like the aforementioned girls in the pictures are all #10 and above
Except for Jamie Teo (surprise surprise!)

So lets say I got Jamie Yeo and Steph Song
It will be BAN LUCK!
Hahahahaha!

Deborah Sim (didnt know she was called Deborah Sim until that day) and Denise Keller (yeeee!) would be BAN LUCK too!

So....you get it?
=p



















This was the next most awful thing in the deck of 52 cards
Yucks!

Total turnoff~~!
Sometimes you got 2 King you also don feel like winning
Whether other ppl got what Joey Swee and Lynn Poh
Then you get such stuff....
Haiz.....20 you also dont want to win
S-E-R-I-O-U-S-L-Y

Like you tell ppl you got a MAN & a Jamie Teo
Then it will be......*collective sighs*
=(

Not enough points also

What I will be showing next will be the "Picture-Of-The-Day"

You....Must....Get....Ready....For....Da.....Bomb!!!

*drumrolls please*

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Dang-Dang-Dang-Dang-Dang~~~!!!

Wooooooooooooooooooooots~~~!

Give me give me more~
Give me more~
Give me give me more~

Seriously I would have taken THIS....
ONE & ONLY card from the deck home
If my bro didnt baotoh me away to Shu Yin
Arghhhh!

"5 points?!" some ppl would be asking
Haha! Many explanations from the naysayers
Wanna condemn me and brg me back to the "BRIGHT" side
But the reason they gave was becuz Felicia didnt
went for her op yet...
=.=

She looked like tat as 美人鱼 what!
So cute!
Always an "Ace" in my heart lo!
=DDD

I always tell ppl I got BAN LUCK when
I had the King(yucks!) and Felicia
Then ppl would.........BOOOOOOOOOOO!
So 扫兴 sia!
Chey~!

It was one of those rare days when I lose money and still feel happy sia!
:)

Monday, February 22, 2010

Deb's Departure 2010
















The travellator looks so intimidating...
With the long stretch downwards...
And another seemingly similar long stretch of empty hallway after that...
Gives a feeling of total emptiness within
A form of “ 空虚” to be exact























Yes at the airport...
That's only 1 way
Either you "arrived" or you "depart"

Its like this picture above
Only 1 side of the escalator having ppl on it
And either going up or down
No other 2 ways about it...
















At the airport
Even this elderly uncle represents a seemingly familiar feeling...
That vague feeling of "Overworked & Underpaid"
How many of us have experienced that before....?
















At the airport...
Its all about waiting....
















All about waiting...
















Waiting....























Waiting alone....
















The wait seems like...
Like an eternal sleep demon that finallys come forth to devour you...
















Somehow this board always seem to remind everyone
that that particular person is leaving at what exact time
And how you should spend your remaining time with him/her wisely























This photo gives a deja vu feeling to me personally
With all the amazing symmetrical lines from everywhere
From the rafters to the marble floor tiles...
















The rafters themselves tell a story
















Rows and rows of empty check-in counters























The imminent arrival of the air stewardess
SIA somemore
















Nonetheless
Singapore Airlines is still celebrating CNY too
The pride of our nation embedded in GOLD lettering
Looks pretty awesome to me!
Dont you think so?
















Yes we got caught in the waiting game too...
Waiting to send our dear Deb off to Perth once again
Dono why this time it seems like quite a big affair
With everyone here and stuff
Maybe its becuz she not gonna come back till year end?
















Ok la. THEY seemed happy posing for the camera
So no worries on that
Deb did a gift presentation ceremony to everyone of us before she left























































































































































Nice! :)























Kudos to Deb for thinking of diff poses for different friends
All got some sort of meaning and stuff
And the lovely ladybugs
And of cuz all the hand-written msg
And kudos to Huijeen for volunteering to be the model
Of cuz no least to Jiayong having suspected Parkinson
The ladybugs keep shaking while he put them on
=.=














































































Apparantly the 3 of us have different concepts on the so-called "chemo cap"
Deb was supposed to look like a chemo patient
And obviously a chemo patient doesnt look so jovial
And I was supposed to be Ken Watanabe
(he is the Canon 7D model)
For being the photographer
But instead got called "Ken Nabei" for holding a Nikon
=/
Well Huijeen was supposed to look like an artist
Who graduate from some art school
She cant pull it off too
So I guess all birds of the same feather flock together
=p































This was good!
Can open and close
Can spin and rotate
Can on and off lights somemore
Confirm will "HUAT" till next year
=DDD

And some group shots before we call it a day....
















The ladies
















Plz notice the fake Cheena-pok in the picture
Obviously hand and fingers gestures are wrong
ABC as she claimed
American But Chinese
That was epic ownage~!
















鲜花插在牛粪上
Pui! Pui! Pui!
What am I saying?
The damsel among the heroes
















The final wacky pose of the day before Deb departs for Perth
















Deb and Becky
Cant really recall that Becky inherited Deb's sec school jacket
Is that really the sec school jacket?
















And that was the last we seen of Deb in Singapore

Nope we didnt do the glass in-between
"Hand-touch-glass-glass-touch-the-other-side-hand" thingy
Kobe is so disappointed
No idol drama style for everyone

And yes Deb didnt hug the guys but the girls only
Cuz I said her dad was looking
LOL!
Epic seriously!!!
And she burst into laughter and went around in circles
Don't know what she was doing once again
















And I personally gave Deb this photo-frame
Had a hard time deciding what was the photo-size
Didnt want to develop a photo that cant fit into the frame
So I had to cross over to the photoshop (photoshop?) and
asked the shop assistant to measure for me

This serves as a 1st 21st bday gift?
Hahaha!
Comes with idiot-proof instruction for assembly!
I'm the FIRST ONE for your 21st bday ok?
Tada~!

Since we don't really know if she is coming back mid year
Or really staying there for 1 full year till year end
Anyways 1 year or 6 months
Blink a few eyes can already
Time sure passes by very fast one
Look at the time now
Its near to March already
That means we are like 1 quarter of the new decade gone!!!
=(
















Hope everything is well down under
Till the next time we see each other then~!
:)


当离别开始变成一种习惯
那么。。。
习惯就好

Saturday, February 20, 2010

大年初三

大年初三

The Gang went around Sengkang and Hougang
Where supposedly those were our Operations Headquarters
(as written somewhere by Eric on Facebook)

Well it started with Hui Jeen's house 1st
With latecomers and stuff
And all not paying up etc

Oh come on! What happened to 2010 resolution?
Please start paying up to the Minstry of Finance aka Kobe
Whether due or not
Or whether you like it or not
It's a fair game!!!



















Whats with our poses nowadays?
















Jon certainly like his pics all dark and such
Minimum lighting hur?
Makes all our faces look very black as well
















After Huijeen's house
We took a short but super freaking hot walk to Joanne house
(wasnt it supposed to be 1-stop only?)
Well most of us were sweating quite a bit by the time we reached
What happened to formal clothing on CNY?
Seems like only the guys did that
=/
















Deb up to her usual antics again
















The hill at Joanne's place
(and see I told you Deb was up to her usual antics)
















Every house we went was Huijeen's house
See the smirk on her face?
She seems or try to act familiar with every house we went to
(besides Wei Qin and Kobe house that is
Got exposed by Kobe's dining table trick! Ha!)
















Our " traffic light " for the day























Joanne and the big-ass “ 大旺” orange pineapple at her house
















And these are the flowers at Joanne's house too
















Plus the cute plush bear suntanning at her balcony
















I thought this was quite well done!
Me and Jon collaborated for this shot
Definitely the " Picture-of-The-Day " for me
:)
















The group pic before we moved on to Kobe's place
















Side-track a bit
Some great pictures recommendation taken by Jon from me
Nice orchids taken!
















And this flower that look like some RED chrysanthemum
The bokeh effect got FU-eeling!
:)

After some gambling at Jo's place
We proceed to Kobe's place
Ah the highlight-of-the day for me

And introducing the gang members....
















Sarah Tee
Seems like she is looking for some lost pineapple tarts
















Joanne
Seems like she doesnt have any clues
about the whereabout of the tarts
=S
















Jiayong and Weiying
Seems like they aint interested in the tarts at all
















Wei Qin
Ah! Seems like she knows where they are!
















Deb
Not interested in the pineapple tarts as well























Eric
Obviously looking at the wrong places....
















Jon
Could be in his mouth
















And me got caught with my finger in my mouth here
Classic~!
I swear it wasnt me!

I was just mesmerized by 艾莉丝 on TV
She looks damn cute and sweet at the 古装 part
With the flowery fan and stuff
HAHA!
Sorryzxzx!!! Got lost in my own world again~!
=DDD

The only reason why I wanted to go over to Kobe's house
Cuz I got his help in recording the programme on 初一
Miss bits and pieces of “ 虎福迎春冲冲冲” here and there
I'm not very interested in CNY goodies and ang baos at all
艾莉丝 FTW!!!
:)
















And the group pic at Kobe's big place
Before moving on to Wei Qin house
More gambling action there
















And the group pic that shows ppl started leaving
That is Kobe and Cai Ying of cuz
Who went to have dinner as Kobe's dad was celebrating his bday
















Since Wei Qin had a garden
I thought it would be a waste if we didnt use the outdoor setting
















Dont understand the theme of this picture
But looks oddly funny
















The outdoor group pic
















And the jumpshot
Which I think Deb has already perfected it

And after which we took a damn long walk
Plus a damn long wait for a bus to Deb's place
















The only remaining Survivors of CNY househopping

Had dinner and more gambling at Deb's
The table is such a waste if not used for gambling right?






























I wonder why Eric no emotions 1?
Hmmm


And that's the end of CNY househopping
I conclude that friends houses are definitely more happening that relatives'
More joy more fun
No more oldy-mouldy
Ooops =x