"Striking the lottery?" = "Dreaming of snakes?"X'mas eve started very badly
I woke up in camp
Yet another rainy midnight
Somehow it just rains every day and every night there
And yes I was awaken by a nightmare
And this nightmare was so vivid
Comes with touch too
I dreamt of all the waterpipes around Singapore exploded
And that means sewage, bascially shit was all over the place
Guess what?
Snakes in the complex waterpipes in SG came flying out too!
Like seriously WTF!
Must be reading the article in the magazine the other time
I think it was the Discovery Channel magazine
And it said something about snakes being found in SG's waterpipes
Like WTF again!
And yes the snakes
Everywhere
Anywhere
Except my block (of course right?)
So I stepped out of the lift
And saw shit and snake everywhere on the grass patch
And quickly rang somewhere
All the while dialing 999 for the Police
And the 999 appeared as "Mom" on my handphone
Yet another WTF moment
Best thing I got out of the phone call
Nobody picked up the 1st time
So I called the 2nd time
The 2nd time I rmb the ringtone
It was playing Jay Chou's song
(shitzxzx all the KTV is killing me)
With my "Mom" name appearing in the caller ID
WTFWTFWTF!
So I F-it
And ran somemore
While seeing pythons and anaconda-size snakes everywhere
Freakishingly coiled up
Partially-covered in brown fluid
Confirm swear chop stamp plus guarantee refund is SHIT!!!
And they were all frozen
Not moving but with their head tilted upwards
Not in their natural look-forward menacing position
Like scaryshit.com.sg
So I ran until somewhere there was this temple
(it just resembles my old house at Serangoon North Ave 1 there)
The temple was a holy place I know
Some place I could seek solace
Some place I knew contain a cage with a python too
(yes the Serangoon North Ave 1 there got this thingy too)
And this Uncle wearing shorts and t-shirt came out
Wielding a knife (butcher-size)
And I sneaked a peek and saw the cage
But this time it contain like 5-6 layers of snake
Like WAT DA FUCK!!!!?
I cannot take it anymore
I knew somehow I was twisting and turning in my bed in reality
But I couldnt wake up
And seriously god should send someone to turn us out
To make me snap out of the freakish hellish nightmare
And yes the Uncle came out
He was fed-up
He shouted something
Walked to the nearest grass patch
Picked up the MEGA-UPSIZED python with one hand
Like one hand I emphasize
And the python is MEGA-UPSIZED too
Never add 50 cents only
So ya, he picked it up
And use the butcher-style knife to slice off the snake head
One clean cut
No blood spilled out
And he threw the snake down onto the floor
He was standing at the elevated platform in the temply btw
And I was standing beside him too
So he picked up 1 more MEGA-SIZED python
Did the freakish same thing
And threw the snake down onto the lower floor (like the ground)
And then he shouted at me to go and kill the snakes around
I looked at the cage full of snakes inside the temple
And FUCKING HELL they were all turning now
Like WAT DA FUCK!!!!
Immediately felt like puking in my sleep
And the bloody Uncle shouted at me and pushed me down
The snakes all around were frozen (like I mentioned)
So why in the blue hell he push me to go do what he did?
And he pushed I refused to budge
But he pushed again
I felt my Nike shoes touch the python he just slayed
And..........WAT THE FUCK!
I jumped up straight on my bed
Realising I just made contact with..........
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My green towel at the front of my bedframe
Freakishly disturbing as the contact felt like the snake-skin
And it was
green in colour too
Fuck!!!
Kill me man!!!
Argghhhhhh!!!
Luckily I quickly went to pee
My bladder was gonna explode
And yes the motion sensor in the toilet reacted
If not I would freak out like MAD!
Hope no one gains inspiration from this
And yes pardon the vulgarities
But it was the 3 words that stuck to my head
You dont get shouted with these 3 golden words everyday
And yes
If someone threw me a rubber snake
During my bday or what
Or even in this life ever again
I swear I will slaughter you
Over and over again
*shivers*