Wednesday, December 30, 2009



“People think a soul mate is your perfect fit, and that’s what everyone wants. But a true soul mate is a mirror, the person who shows you everything that is holding you back, the person who brings you to your own attention so you can change your life.



A true soul mate is probably the most important person you’ll ever meet, because they tear down your walls and smack you awake. But to live with a soul mate forever? Nah. Too painful. Soul mates, they come into your life just to reveal another layer of yourself to you, and then leave.



A soul mates purpose is to shake you up, tear apart your ego a little bit, show you your obstacles and addictions, break your heart open so new light can get in, make you so desperate and out of control that you have to transform your life, then introduce you to your spiritual master…”

















Nice
=)

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Xmas Party at Deb's



So for the Xmas Eve party at Deb's place this year
It started at 11pm
Theme was like pyjamas along the line
And we started with a late countdown
(supposedly Deb just forced us to countdown with her altered time)
Best right?



So after the countdown....````
We had a very very late dinner
There was the oh-shitz-too-much food sign



A very good-looking and tasty mango logcake
(overexposed though >.< )


And somehow the reindeer fell off halfway
Poor Santa

And the following are the party ppl....


Boo Boo the "Legendary Dog"


Seriously the dog is becoming a part of us
Like SCARYZ.....

And yes ok proper pictures of us











And the not-so-proper pictures


Seriously this picture is not very approriate
And the caption was like reluctant Rudolf with the poor Santa
Ermmm.....ok?



Haha! Sarah is like classic



And the 2 reindeers locking horns



They always do this to me
Since I'm in the corner
And quite big-sized
Very hard to squeeze into the centre
SO....I had to make space for myself right?


Classic~!!!
*beams widely*


Finally a proper family kinda portrait
Looks good ya?
:)

After all the photo-taking and stuff
We had treasure hunt



Eric was in the losing team
And yes check out that red butt
Wanted to photoshop and B&W everything else
Leaving the RED boxer only
But kinda time-consuming
So I leave it to the readers for their own imagination then
=p

After that
We had Beer Pong....


Eric got treated to "free-flow" beer
Sarah was the 1st to score with her 1st attempt
And her expression was like shock tio
The whole person like literally just jumped up



And she scored the 2nd time too
Making both WY and JY damn happy

After that, we had taboo



It was a very time-burning game
Burnt a good couple of hours away
And it was damn good fun too
Different ppl describing it in different ways sure crack up a lot of jokes



Lastly for WY's unprepared magic tricks
He is good with the deck of poker cards he has
Impressive~!
Just check out Deb's expression can already

And lastly....
Not forgetting our Xmas gift exchange....























So after all the games and activities
We settled down at around 6+am
Talked about investigation stories
In which we were supposed to crack our brains to solve the mystery

Ok that drained up plenty of my already depleted brain juice
But after that we just HTHT all the way till 10+
All in all for this night....



1990-quit-drinking?

Haha!
Elias with his long hair
After ORD his " Activity-of-the-day " has to be growing hair

Oh ya, I didnt drink a lot
Me and Elias were just addicted to cracking open beer cans
Then pouring them into the cups for others to drink
Damn addictive I tell you

And I think Deb is feeding a lot of alcohol to everyone
We were in the kitchen getting the drinks
And she was preparing the alcoholic one
I saw her poured the whole 1.5L of Coke into a jar
And the next moment I turned around
Half the Barcardi bottle became empty
>.<

Best qns of the day:
" Oops did I pour too much? "

Oh well
She has a disease we all know dont we?
*wink*

And yes coincidentally
I found a "Picture-Of-The-Day"


Boo Boo watching TV
And if she is a girl, she likes Show Luo
:)


Next year
I wanna spend my Xmas plus New Year overseas
Somewhere where there's snow perhaps?
And yes, NYD in Taiwan perhaps too?
Catch the free concert there
And talking about New Year this year
Staying home to watch the free concert on TV is good too
:)

Saturday, December 26, 2009

X'mas Day

Merry X'mas to all!

Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way

Attended the X'mas Eve party at Deb's house
Event started at 11pm
NOW thats better
Easier to thon through the night
Party pics with.....ermmmm.....I don't know who has it?
But yup I think it will be up soon?
:)




This was the official door gift for this year's X'mas eve party



And this is the card given to me by Joanne



Every year she never fails to send out cards to everyone
And she also has a standard format for her cards
Somehow every time I received her cards
I can feel the sincerity and effort being put in in writting the msg
Its personal and to the point
Very heartwarming especially so during this rainy season
=)



And I got another surprise card from my Jie Mei.....

Jessica Alba = " L-O-V-E "
:)



Holy......

It's WAYNE " THE BULLDOZER " ROONEY
Merry @$*ing Christmas!!!
LOL!
Max NICE!!!!




And the whole card was decked out in RED somemore
Colour of the Devils and my favourite flamboyant colour

Check out the little trees there
Can see the effort in putting them up
Plus the picture of Jessica and Rooney is very clear
Thanks lots Sarah
:)





And this was the gift from Sarah too
Our gift exchange session and she was my Secret Santa

This gift is like OMG-ness
Did I ever mention Manchester United is my favourite team?

Somehow these few little gifts are more delightful
And the cards are better
Compared to some which do seriously lack effort
Which I shall not mention of course

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Shall start with my actual X'mas day entry

25th December 2009

Did I mention this year is a good year for lots of ppl?
Cuz X'mas and New Year is on Friday itself
Plus the eve is a half day
So a lot of ppl got to enjoy their long weekend
Sweet~!

So ya X'mas started at Deb's house
Reached home at 2 like tat
Wanted to go watch Avatar 3D at night
But it was postponed to tonight

Heard its the " MOVIE OF THE YEAR "
Well I'm still skeptical about that though
We shall see tonight
*raise eyebrows*

And ya X'mas was sleeping till 7+pm
Got up and decided to go for a jog
Ah
Madness must be
Tons of ppl will be shaking their head in disbelief/disgust
LOL!

But anyways I ran with my Mom
Or should I say I finished my run before she got to.....
Buangkok Medical Park aka Mental Hospital
Ppl will know what is the Mental Hospital instead of Buangkok-whatever
Right?
=)

NS really made a lot of us stronger in many ways than 1
Especially in the head
And the body of course
Felt stronger and more healthy after a run!

And the highlight of the night has to be.....



Watching SAW IV alone in the dark......
While having dinner with my mom!!!
=p

Well she quickly finished her dinner and ran off
LOL!
The movie started with Jigsaw half-saw head on the table
Well I guess that scared her off

I thought it is a very very intelligent movie
And yes the DVD had HD quality
Excellent!!!
Switched on my stereo system and BOOM BOOM BOOM it goes
Its a total freaking gory show
Underlined with previous episodes and future episodes storyline
How each event lead to another is very well done
But of course there's some obvious loopholes which movie-goers....
Would ultimately look back and still say.......KNN~!

And holy shit the DVD hang with 10mins left
( malaysian bought bo bian.....>.< ) So I had to clean it with my disk cleaning kit And change a DVD player too For that last 10 mins It was worth it How many of you get to see some guy....who got 1 second till he dies
And he dies with 2 humougous ice-blocks crushing down on him
Making his head explode like a detonated bomb



But I give a 3.5 star to SAW IV
Gonna watch SAW V soon
Hahahaha!
Must know the ending
If not buay gum guam




来了来了!!!

Friday, December 25, 2009





The girl posted something nice again
Damn she is good at doing such things
And I think I'm so like reposting what she does
Seriously good


Am I changed person now?
Izzit the Army?
Or izzit other things?
I seemed lost hearing ppl saying I have changed
Sometimes I do need a guiding light too

Master, I young padawan YJ needs the Force to be with me
.......

Thursday, December 24, 2009

X'Mas Eve Sure Started With A Bang



"Striking the lottery?" = "Dreaming of snakes?"

X'mas eve started very badly

I woke up in camp
Yet another rainy midnight
Somehow it just rains every day and every night there

And yes I was awaken by a nightmare
And this nightmare was so vivid
Comes with touch too

I dreamt of all the waterpipes around Singapore exploded
And that means sewage, bascially shit was all over the place
Guess what?
Snakes in the complex waterpipes in SG came flying out too!
Like seriously WTF!

Must be reading the article in the magazine the other time
I think it was the Discovery Channel magazine
And it said something about snakes being found in SG's waterpipes
Like WTF again!

And yes the snakes
Everywhere
Anywhere
Except my block (of course right?)

So I stepped out of the lift
And saw shit and snake everywhere on the grass patch
And quickly rang somewhere
All the while dialing 999 for the Police
And the 999 appeared as "Mom" on my handphone
Yet another WTF moment

Best thing I got out of the phone call
Nobody picked up the 1st time
So I called the 2nd time
The 2nd time I rmb the ringtone
It was playing Jay Chou's song
(shitzxzx all the KTV is killing me)
With my "Mom" name appearing in the caller ID
WTFWTFWTF!

So I F-it
And ran somemore
While seeing pythons and anaconda-size snakes everywhere
Freakishingly coiled up
Partially-covered in brown fluid
Confirm swear chop stamp plus guarantee refund is SHIT!!!
And they were all frozen
Not moving but with their head tilted upwards
Not in their natural look-forward menacing position
Like scaryshit.com.sg

So I ran until somewhere there was this temple
(it just resembles my old house at Serangoon North Ave 1 there)
The temple was a holy place I know
Some place I could seek solace
Some place I knew contain a cage with a python too
(yes the Serangoon North Ave 1 there got this thingy too)

And this Uncle wearing shorts and t-shirt came out
Wielding a knife (butcher-size)
And I sneaked a peek and saw the cage
But this time it contain like 5-6 layers of snake
Like WAT DA FUCK!!!!?

I cannot take it anymore
I knew somehow I was twisting and turning in my bed in reality
But I couldnt wake up
And seriously god should send someone to turn us out
To make me snap out of the freakish hellish nightmare

And yes the Uncle came out
He was fed-up
He shouted something
Walked to the nearest grass patch
Picked up the MEGA-UPSIZED python with one hand
Like one hand I emphasize
And the python is MEGA-UPSIZED too
Never add 50 cents only

So ya, he picked it up
And use the butcher-style knife to slice off the snake head
One clean cut
No blood spilled out
And he threw the snake down onto the floor
He was standing at the elevated platform in the temply btw
And I was standing beside him too

So he picked up 1 more MEGA-SIZED python
Did the freakish same thing
And threw the snake down onto the lower floor (like the ground)
And then he shouted at me to go and kill the snakes around

I looked at the cage full of snakes inside the temple
And FUCKING HELL they were all turning now
Like WAT DA FUCK!!!!
Immediately felt like puking in my sleep

And the bloody Uncle shouted at me and pushed me down
The snakes all around were frozen (like I mentioned)
So why in the blue hell he push me to go do what he did?

And he pushed I refused to budge
But he pushed again
I felt my Nike shoes touch the python he just slayed
And..........WAT THE FUCK!

I jumped up straight on my bed
Realising I just made contact with..........
.
.
.
.
.
.
My green towel at the front of my bedframe
Freakishly disturbing as the contact felt like the snake-skin
And it was green in colour too

Fuck!!!
Kill me man!!!
Argghhhhhh!!!

Luckily I quickly went to pee
My bladder was gonna explode
And yes the motion sensor in the toilet reacted
If not I would freak out like MAD!

Hope no one gains inspiration from this
And yes pardon the vulgarities
But it was the 3 words that stuck to my head
You dont get shouted with these 3 golden words everyday

And yes
If someone threw me a rubber snake
During my bday or what
Or even in this life ever again
I swear I will slaughter you
Over and over again
*shivers*