Friday night seems to be missing something
"Why you home so early? Never go out party ar?"
DAMN!
Next friday next friday....
" Perfection is not attainable. But if you chase perfection, then you will catch excellence! "
Friday, October 31, 2008
Thursday, October 30, 2008
9th week of attachment
There are plenty of ups & downs in life
And since what goes up...must comes down
Its like....
*scratches chin*
WWE Wrestling Trademark Move
The Choke Slam!

Hahaha. I think this is the easiest example I can find!
Simple and understandable
Work nowadays is getting much more burden-istic
LOL!
New word there!
As the month of Nov draws closer, my department is
reaching the deadline of getting the shutdown jobpacks done
And I'm still stuck to the task of finishing up the PSVs
Which is taking 1 hell of a task to finish.....
So that means I cant currently render help to them
Which is very saddening
=(
But nevertheless, we still found ways to entertain ourselves
Me and Chew Hua will always figure out the amount of money
we can actually earn in 1 month
And this month I totally 'wtfpawnz' her
Haha. This word is Edmund-my-daily-Lotus-Messenger-bro
who used it after seeing my timesheet
And the money is gonna be totally saved this time
=D
And when the technicians go take a smoke, it is their way
of relieving stress and rest a while from work
As I never smoke, so sadly I cant join them and the pretty
technician which we think smokes hourly
Hahaha. So I figured I don wanna reduce 10% of my
life to try and know her by joining her in the smoking process
Thus there goes the opportunity then!
Tada~
But w/o smoking, we would go have some snacks
(rmb Ahmad the ghost who protect our food cupboard?)
And of cuz play PSP!

WINNING ELEVEN 2008!
I just plummet a grand total of...
25 goals
pass Bear, Teck and Wei Suan
Hahaha. Of cuz gt lost 1 match to Soon Teck
Damn. That happened after OT on the way home
The bus was shaky. Its my reason
I take care of my eyes, so cannot play well on the bus
LOL!
Oops. Excuses...
But the match vs Bear was 10-0 alone!
And the ever exciting matches between Man U and Liverpool
Pawnz Wei Suan 7-0 and 5-1
And winning Teck 3-0 with his 1 own goal
Shiok!
The best match must be me using Ronaldo while down 2-1
and claiming a penalty at the 90th min in stoppage time!
Hahaha. Diving they say...who cares????!
Soccer is just getting better and better these days
in games and reality
Ronaldo scored a double in the win over W.Ham
And he's gonna get crowned the best player on Planet Football soon!
Congrats to the boy-who-is-never-loyal-to-Man-United
=x
And the past weekend I discovered a good thing
Its the new Taiwan drama - 翻滚吧! 蛋炒饭
Hahaha. Everyone is hooked onto angmoh show like
Gossip Girl, One Tree Hill, Ugly Betty etc and
here I am watching Cheena show
Like WTH I can imagine Hui Jeen face
Like ---_____---
LOL!
My bro saw me watching in delight and the thing he say:
"What?! Taiwan Idol Drama?!
Same story line, only change of male and female characters,
Like that you also want to watch?"
Of cuz dude! That's the point isnt it?
Change of female lead actress!
And its the super cute 卓文萱!
Haha. I think after watching Guess x3 she's the
next fav girl after 郭小静!
She got a very powerful vocal there!
=)

Tada~
She is super duper cute? Ownage stuff
And she's young
Richard likes her~
Hahaha. *hi-5*

And this is Cai Ying all time favourite guy
Besides our Mr Kobe-beef of cuz
LOL!
大东 ~ Big East


The guy on the right is Mr Tang
Whom I dont really know
Then recall saying that he is the gay boy in Amy's phone
After which she nearly stuff her handphone into my mouth
=(
Now that was how I rmb him
Scary experience

There you go!
Enjoy~
Henry is jioing me to go join the next Triathlon
Which I will seriously consider training up for
Just before my NS enlistment next year
Will be a good experience
Who says those technicians only smoke?
They do endurance biking to Penang for 900km!
Crazy guys!
And this Sat they are going for the competitive OSIM triathlon
Which I never go sign up
Damn!
I wanted to sign up for the mini-one
Haha. They competitive I think is too crazy for me
750m of swim, I think 15km of cycling, plus 5km of run
Henry say after the swim he wanna go up the beach and
rest already
LOL!
The mini one is 500m of swim
(10 laps shld be ok right? frog style also can right?) =x
8km of cycling (ok this is a piece of cake) and
2km of run (ok, by then I think shld still be able to walk through)
Hahaha. Seems that I can make it right?
O man....*curses*
Wanna go training for this event soon!
Just try try lah!
And Henry keeps showing me the Dragonboat pics
Haha. Exxon like damn strong, and the guys looks
damn giant-normous
Woots~
----------------------------------------
YJ finally signs up for Facebook!
And he thinks he is being scammed
Cant anyhow view pics de....
='(
And since what goes up...must comes down
Its like....
*scratches chin*
WWE Wrestling Trademark Move
The Choke Slam!

Hahaha. I think this is the easiest example I can find!
Simple and understandable
Work nowadays is getting much more burden-istic
LOL!
New word there!
As the month of Nov draws closer, my department is
reaching the deadline of getting the shutdown jobpacks done
And I'm still stuck to the task of finishing up the PSVs
Which is taking 1 hell of a task to finish.....
So that means I cant currently render help to them
Which is very saddening
=(
But nevertheless, we still found ways to entertain ourselves
Me and Chew Hua will always figure out the amount of money
we can actually earn in 1 month
And this month I totally 'wtfpawnz' her
Haha. This word is Edmund-my-daily-Lotus-Messenger-bro
who used it after seeing my timesheet
And the money is gonna be totally saved this time
=D
And when the technicians go take a smoke, it is their way
of relieving stress and rest a while from work
As I never smoke, so sadly I cant join them and the pretty
technician which we think smokes hourly
Hahaha. So I figured I don wanna reduce 10% of my
life to try and know her by joining her in the smoking process
Thus there goes the opportunity then!
Tada~
But w/o smoking, we would go have some snacks
(rmb Ahmad the ghost who protect our food cupboard?)
And of cuz play PSP!

WINNING ELEVEN 2008!
I just plummet a grand total of...
25 goals
pass Bear, Teck and Wei Suan
Hahaha. Of cuz gt lost 1 match to Soon Teck
Damn. That happened after OT on the way home
The bus was shaky. Its my reason
I take care of my eyes, so cannot play well on the bus
LOL!
Oops. Excuses...
But the match vs Bear was 10-0 alone!
And the ever exciting matches between Man U and Liverpool
Pawnz Wei Suan 7-0 and 5-1
And winning Teck 3-0 with his 1 own goal
Shiok!
The best match must be me using Ronaldo while down 2-1
and claiming a penalty at the 90th min in stoppage time!
Hahaha. Diving they say...who cares????!
Soccer is just getting better and better these days
in games and reality
Ronaldo scored a double in the win over W.Ham
And he's gonna get crowned the best player on Planet Football soon!
Congrats to the boy-who-is-never-loyal-to-Man-United
=x
And the past weekend I discovered a good thing
Its the new Taiwan drama - 翻滚吧! 蛋炒饭
Hahaha. Everyone is hooked onto angmoh show like
Gossip Girl, One Tree Hill, Ugly Betty etc and
here I am watching Cheena show
Like WTH I can imagine Hui Jeen face
Like ---_____---
LOL!
My bro saw me watching in delight and the thing he say:
"What?! Taiwan Idol Drama?!
Same story line, only change of male and female characters,
Like that you also want to watch?"
Of cuz dude! That's the point isnt it?
Change of female lead actress!
And its the super cute 卓文萱!
Haha. I think after watching Guess x3 she's the
next fav girl after 郭小静!
She got a very powerful vocal there!
=)

Tada~
She is super duper cute? Ownage stuff
And she's young
Richard likes her~
Hahaha. *hi-5*

And this is Cai Ying all time favourite guy
Besides our Mr Kobe-beef of cuz
LOL!
大东 ~ Big East


The guy on the right is Mr Tang
Whom I dont really know
Then recall saying that he is the gay boy in Amy's phone
After which she nearly stuff her handphone into my mouth
=(
Now that was how I rmb him
Scary experience

There you go!
Enjoy~
Henry is jioing me to go join the next Triathlon
Which I will seriously consider training up for
Just before my NS enlistment next year
Will be a good experience
Who says those technicians only smoke?
They do endurance biking to Penang for 900km!
Crazy guys!
And this Sat they are going for the competitive OSIM triathlon
Which I never go sign up
Damn!
I wanted to sign up for the mini-one
Haha. They competitive I think is too crazy for me
750m of swim, I think 15km of cycling, plus 5km of run
Henry say after the swim he wanna go up the beach and
rest already
LOL!
The mini one is 500m of swim
(10 laps shld be ok right? frog style also can right?) =x
8km of cycling (ok this is a piece of cake) and
2km of run (ok, by then I think shld still be able to walk through)
Hahaha. Seems that I can make it right?
O man....*curses*
Wanna go training for this event soon!
Just try try lah!
And Henry keeps showing me the Dragonboat pics
Haha. Exxon like damn strong, and the guys looks
damn giant-normous
Woots~
----------------------------------------
YJ finally signs up for Facebook!
And he thinks he is being scammed
Cant anyhow view pics de....
='(
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Financial Independence
The day of financial independence just cant come sooner
"Cross the bridge only when you have reached it..."
I say we go to the bridge NOW and cross it once and for all
------------------------------------------------------
I'm gonna be self-sufficient by the time I enter University
"Cross the bridge only when you have reached it..."
I say we go to the bridge NOW and cross it once and for all
------------------------------------------------------
I'm gonna be self-sufficient by the time I enter University
Monday, October 27, 2008
Siani-fied
You can don't reply sms
You can don't pick up the call
You can switch off the phone
You can change your phone number
I can send email
I can send SMS
I can call your handphone
But ONCE I reach the state of calling your house number
ONCE I go by emails, gmails, and whatever Internet means
It means I'm desperate already
AND by then I get no responses
Sorry...But I tried
The last resort I will go to is track down your address
And I will go up your house
Don't worry I will go to this length of effort
But before that, I will actually think about it
Is it really worth the effort at all?
Hmmm. It's times like this when I actually
think about resigning as a Inspector
It's also times like this when the Boss ala
feels tired all over again. Needs to take a backseat
And shy away from the frontline action
After the 2 camps, and after the events for the end of this year
I will reshuffle my priorities, committments, and
embark on something new
1st up: I should join the ExxonMobil dragonboat team
for some sun, fun, and loads of tough training
Or perhaps join the technicians in the endurance biking?
Hahaha. Sounds tough leh...
Just a suggestion perhaps?
You can don't pick up the call
You can switch off the phone
You can change your phone number
I can send email
I can send SMS
I can call your handphone
But ONCE I reach the state of calling your house number
ONCE I go by emails, gmails, and whatever Internet means
It means I'm desperate already
AND by then I get no responses
Sorry...But I tried
The last resort I will go to is track down your address
And I will go up your house
Don't worry I will go to this length of effort
But before that, I will actually think about it
Is it really worth the effort at all?
Hmmm. It's times like this when I actually
think about resigning as a Inspector
It's also times like this when the Boss ala
feels tired all over again. Needs to take a backseat
And shy away from the frontline action
After the 2 camps, and after the events for the end of this year
I will reshuffle my priorities, committments, and
embark on something new
1st up: I should join the ExxonMobil dragonboat team
for some sun, fun, and loads of tough training
Or perhaps join the technicians in the endurance biking?
Hahaha. Sounds tough leh...
Just a suggestion perhaps?
Sunday, October 26, 2008
R&R
All work and no play makes Jack a dumb boy
Or is makes Jack a dull boy?
Or makes Jack a jackass?
I think the 3rd one sounds better! =)
So we shld learn to relax and slow things down
The pace of life is too fast
No time to smell flower along the road
"路边的野花不要拆"

The Permit Princess trying her hands on the
PSP and the award-winning Winning 11 soccer game!

And this is Bear vs PP
Seldom you see animals play games
Or rarely at all
Hahaha!

And check this out!
Soon Teck is using the MIC Hi-Phone!
Nah. Its the original Iphone!
What did they say about interns not rich?
Or izzit my company here only? =p
So we continued our R&R (rest & relaxation)
on the weekend
I kop a list of buffet places that we can go to off the Net
So after choosing carefully on the budget, location, timing,
and the variety of food (we chose dim sum only)
Goodwood Park Hotel was the final choice!
So off to Goodwood Park Hotel we go!
好木公园酒店
Now thats a lousy direct translation

Woo~
Got red carpet entrance somemore
Shiok. Good feeling before eating is always great
=)
Saw 2 Ferraris and 1 Lamborghini
Yeah. Awesome once again
But this late afternoon dim sum buffet was quite good
With pretty girls tanning, not-so-hot guys walking around
But some reviews would be that the dim sum variety
Hmmm. On the other hand, the desserts are damn good
DURIAN PUDDING!
Sure is legendary. Better than those Geylang durians
Just a good day of spending some precious salary on food
-----------------------------------------------
And currently now is only some lame movies showing
Check him out. He is the typical Alpha male that
Ok back to Mr 007
Pity the bond girl doesnt look so hot for this movie....
Happy Halloween!
Or is makes Jack a dull boy?
Or makes Jack a jackass?
I think the 3rd one sounds better! =)
So we shld learn to relax and slow things down
The pace of life is too fast
No time to smell flower along the road
"路边的野花不要拆"
The Permit Princess trying her hands on the
PSP and the award-winning Winning 11 soccer game!
And this is Bear vs PP
Seldom you see animals play games
Or rarely at all
Hahaha!
And check this out!
Soon Teck is using the MIC Hi-Phone!
Nah. Its the original Iphone!
What did they say about interns not rich?
Or izzit my company here only? =p
So we continued our R&R (rest & relaxation)
on the weekend
I kop a list of buffet places that we can go to off the Net
So after choosing carefully on the budget, location, timing,
and the variety of food (we chose dim sum only)
Goodwood Park Hotel was the final choice!
So off to Goodwood Park Hotel we go!
好木公园酒店
Now thats a lousy direct translation
Woo~
Got red carpet entrance somemore
Shiok. Good feeling before eating is always great
=)
Saw 2 Ferraris and 1 Lamborghini
Yeah. Awesome once again
OMG!
Ownage!
We were suggestign to just shut-up and eat
since it was a 2hr session from 3-5pm only
But we tahan 3 rounds of tableful(?) of food
Then decided it was time for dessert
=)
But this late afternoon dim sum buffet was quite good
I have to admit
The way we go take the food along the POOLSIDE
Hahahahaha.
Shiok sia!
Got lots of sights and sounds along the pool
=D
With pretty girls tanning, not-so-hot guys walking around
half-naked, "whales" and "seals" splashing around
It sure increase our appetite and ensure healthy digestion
(Only the hot girls tanning part that is)
MUAHAHAHA!
We also saw some ADULT action going on
We also saw some ADULT action going on
Damn. That sure is sinful to the eyes....
But some reviews would be that the dim sum variety
can be increased by a bit?
Then the dim sum can be a bit hotter cuz the aircon quite strong
But the porridge, meat items and etc are very good!
No small dragon buns which was very very disappointing....
=(
The char-siew-bao was good, but cold....
Hmmm. On the other hand, the desserts are damn good
The damn tasty fruit tarts felt very....tarty?
And the mango pudding, tira-MISS-U...wah...tasty!
I think the best thing I ate there was the
LEGENDARY ....
DURIAN PUDDING!
Sure is legendary. Better than those Geylang durians
Inside got lots of durian meat, not sour, very aromatic(?)
very pang(nice smell in Hokkien?) and just damn good lah!
Overall. I give it a 3.5~4 out of 5?
Overall. I give it a 3.5~4 out of 5?
Hahaha. The pool is just good lah damn it....
=D
Just a good day of spending some precious salary on food
$28 only leh.
For an awesome meal!
值得!
*thumbs up*
-----------------------------------------------
And currently now is only some lame movies showing
The only nice movie would be The Coffin
But after the Phobia experience
Need some time to recuperate
=(
So the next upcoming blockbuster
Mr Bosnan?
OOPSIE! You are so out!
Mr Daniel Craig is in DA HOUSE!
Woohoo~
Check him out. He is the typical Alpha male that
every guy wants to be
Not those metrosexual-wear-sarong-has-long-wavy-hair
and like-stroke-his-hair-every-3-seconds guys
Eg...ok I name already will get killed immediately
So better not
Ok back to Mr 007
Why he is the typical Alpha male
He has BIG GUNS (everyone know that ok?)
He drives a Aston Martin DB9 equipped with
gattling guns, missiles, GPS, whatever electronic shit
He is damn fit, runs long distance, sprints fast, powerful
agile, beds women, shoot down enemies, kills badies,
and ala save the world in the end
See?
Need I convince you somemore?
Pity the bond girl doesnt look so hot for this movie....
Happy Halloween!
I saw someone buying a maid costume
*winks*
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Friday is coming!
Person: Thank You!
YJ: Thank you for what?? *apparently starting to be pissed*
Person: *Hesitate* Don't know?
YJ: Then don't say thank you lah!
YJ:If not next time not sincere liao...
*words filled with poison and meant to hit home*
Apparantly this Person didnt seem to get it.....
See! I told you I'm gonna expose you (Person)
I always wonder if someone takes something for granted
Including courtesy like saying "Thank You" and "Sorry"
Then what is the point of saying all that?
Point proven:
Your parents taught you well
Point proven:
You might not be as sincere as you want your
greetings/apologies to be
So conclusion
Say what it matters when it comes to your heart
The street language
"Put the money where the mouth is"
Get it?
Nope?
Oh oh....Not everyone is on the same wavelength then...
=D
Oh. I think today is Felicia birthday!

Happy Birthday!
=D
-------------------------------------------------
I'm so gonna whoop your ass man!
Hahaha
The scoreline just doesnt reflect my dominance!
Just like how dominant Manchester United is right now
Wayne the bulldozer is on FIRE!
Watch out!
Don't challenge the wrong person to Winning Eleven!
=)
Need to spend some of my pay man....
YJ: Thank you for what?? *apparently starting to be pissed*
Person: *Hesitate* Don't know?
YJ: Then don't say thank you lah!
YJ:If not next time not sincere liao...
*words filled with poison and meant to hit home*
Apparantly this Person didnt seem to get it.....
See! I told you I'm gonna expose you (Person)
I always wonder if someone takes something for granted
Including courtesy like saying "Thank You" and "Sorry"
Then what is the point of saying all that?
Point proven:
Your parents taught you well
Point proven:
You might not be as sincere as you want your
greetings/apologies to be
So conclusion
Say what it matters when it comes to your heart
The street language
"Put the money where the mouth is"
Get it?
Nope?
Oh oh....Not everyone is on the same wavelength then...
=D
Oh. I think today is Felicia birthday!

Happy Birthday!
=D
-------------------------------------------------
I'm so gonna whoop your ass man!
Hahaha
The scoreline just doesnt reflect my dominance!
Just like how dominant Manchester United is right now
Wayne the bulldozer is on FIRE!
Watch out!
Don't challenge the wrong person to Winning Eleven!
=)
Need to spend some of my pay man....
Monday, October 20, 2008
Halloween Sinning~
I was having a conversation with this sinner
And we got about going to talk about Halloween
and how it should be an occasion to celebrate
in Singapore
Of cuz. No doubt we need some pics to push
for a public holiday right?
Hahhaha
=)

Up for grabs in Costume #1
Numero Uno!
Sexy Nurse Costume
Description: Temperature RISING
Comes with Headpiece and Stethoscope
Woohoo~
Its #1 for some reasons
#1 in my list of cuz!
Below would be some other choices to spoil
the ardent male friends and of cuz the 'adventurous'
female friends of this blog readers to go 'experiment' with!

Costume #2
Xena the Warrior Princess
Description: Size S
Get it?
=p
Sorry its something personal!
Haha!

Ok gettting hot in here
*whew*
Costume #3
Sexy Cop Costume
Description: Comes with gloves
Sets sirens wailing
Lastly, comes with cuffs
Need I say anymore?
Domination...?
Hahaha
I always like police and thieves
"Low crime doesnt mean no crime"
Oooo. I would love to commit some other crimes...
=p

Oh yes
Need something sporty right?
Cannot always so gung ho
Like I always like to advertise
Be sporty!
Sports = good health!
Ball Player Costume
Description: A home-run hitter!
Number "69" printed behind =x
Plus an inflatable bat
Oh my god!
Useful stuff there...
I mean the bat is use for hitting 'balls' right?
RIGHT?
yeah right!
*chuckles*
And Felicia used to be a softball player....
OMG!
Stop stop stop fantasizng!
*knocks own head*

3rd from last
The all time favourite
Referee Costume
Description: Its the OFFICIAL costume for Halloween
Still dont get it?
Tsktsk

2nd from last
Ooo. You are getting disappointed...
The Pirate Girl Costume
Description: Shark bite hemline
And a foam sword
FOAM SWORD my god!
Seems to be partner with the baseball player right?
Can use to try out the 'walk the plank' position...

Lastly
Some of you may like this
But theres a reason why this is last
The Maid Costume
Description: Short and sexy
Polka dot dress with laces
Hmmm. Not my cup of tea anyways
Just kinda think of the horror show "The Maid"
and the "Hi Sir, Hi Ma'am, my name is ....."
So not turn on....
Haiz
But of cuz they can always bend over and clear some debris
You know....
Like clean some yucky stuff up...
From the floor...
Ya you know....
=p
And some snippets of the sinning conversation
Sinner 1: Hey who's that bobby girl?
Sinner 2: Booby you mean..
Sinner 1: Yeah! I meant to say that! But afraid its crude
Sinner 2: Haha! I can see right through you
Sinner 1: Haha! Who do you think is the booby girl?
Sinner 2: Where got bobby girl?
Sinner 1: There that one lah!
Sinner 2: Hmm. Must be her lah
Sinner 1: No I dont think so. Its her lah
Sinner 2: WTH? You trying to tell me something
Sinner 2: WTF! HOW COME ONLY YOU NOTICE SUCH THINGS?
Sinner 1: Nonono. I mean my instinct tell me is her lah
Sinner 2: YOUR MANHOOD TELLS YOU LAH!
Sinner 2: SUCKAXX!!!
Sinner 2: You go zoom zoom zoom lo....
Ok. Its bad karma stuff we are having on Monday night
But its good stuff for the heart!
Fun and entertainment at the very best
Just through the Internet!
Hahaha. This just makes my day!
Thanks buddy!
------------------------------------------
And now to LYJ to the music tracks!
Hahah. I venture into music besides movies
Give some reviews that I would like to share
2nd hit off Jay Chou's new album
Ya. I know you all must be thinking
Wah. Jay Chou just released his latest album
Radio still playing his #1 single 稻香
But anyways, I went sampling for other tracks of cuz
"周杰伦 - 失落非主流"
This kinda be the track of the album
No doubt
Same as 发如雪 and 彩虹
Its good! Trust me!
Nice Kbox song!
4.5 stars for lyrics (I'm a very lyrics person)
0.5 off reduction for lousy singing at the end
Its a slow song btw
I like Jay's slow songs always
Well, some other tracks I'm listening to
Chinese ones 1st
周杰伦 - 稻香
萧亚轩 - 冲动
梁靜茹- 今天情人节*
Miss Leong is my queen of love songs
Her voice is just a healing ward to me
I repeat her tracks at least 5 times a day
And I do listen to English songs at other times
So I recommend some other English songs
Good Charlotte - Victims Of Love
FM Static - Tonight
Faber Drive - Tongue Tied
Secondhand Serenade - Fall For You
Don't worry
All nice songs to me!
You don't like it I also LL SUCK THUMB!
Army lingo my friend
LYJ is going to the Army soon!
You can chop your medical appointment on 1st Dec 930am
Same timing as me!
And we got about going to talk about Halloween
and how it should be an occasion to celebrate
in Singapore
Of cuz. No doubt we need some pics to push
for a public holiday right?
Hahhaha
=)

Up for grabs in Costume #1
Numero Uno!
Sexy Nurse Costume
Description: Temperature RISING
Comes with Headpiece and Stethoscope
Woohoo~
Its #1 for some reasons
#1 in my list of cuz!
Below would be some other choices to spoil
the ardent male friends and of cuz the 'adventurous'
female friends of this blog readers to go 'experiment' with!

Costume #2
Xena the Warrior Princess
Description: Size S
Get it?
=p
Sorry its something personal!
Haha!

Ok gettting hot in here
*whew*
Costume #3
Sexy Cop Costume
Description: Comes with gloves
Sets sirens wailing
Lastly, comes with cuffs
Need I say anymore?
Domination...?
Hahaha
I always like police and thieves
"Low crime doesnt mean no crime"
Oooo. I would love to commit some other crimes...
=p

Oh yes
Need something sporty right?
Cannot always so gung ho
Like I always like to advertise
Be sporty!
Sports = good health!
Ball Player Costume
Description: A home-run hitter!
Number "69" printed behind =x
Plus an inflatable bat
Oh my god!
Useful stuff there...
I mean the bat is use for hitting 'balls' right?
RIGHT?
yeah right!
*chuckles*
And Felicia used to be a softball player....
OMG!
Stop stop stop fantasizng!
*knocks own head*

3rd from last
The all time favourite
Referee Costume
Description: Its the OFFICIAL costume for Halloween
Still dont get it?
Tsktsk

2nd from last
Ooo. You are getting disappointed...
The Pirate Girl Costume
Description: Shark bite hemline
And a foam sword
FOAM SWORD my god!
Seems to be partner with the baseball player right?
Can use to try out the 'walk the plank' position...

Lastly
Some of you may like this
But theres a reason why this is last
The Maid Costume
Description: Short and sexy
Polka dot dress with laces
Hmmm. Not my cup of tea anyways
Just kinda think of the horror show "The Maid"
and the "Hi Sir, Hi Ma'am, my name is ....."
So not turn on....
Haiz
But of cuz they can always bend over and clear some debris
You know....
Like clean some yucky stuff up...
From the floor...
Ya you know....
=p
And some snippets of the sinning conversation
Sinner 1: Hey who's that bobby girl?
Sinner 2: Booby you mean..
Sinner 1: Yeah! I meant to say that! But afraid its crude
Sinner 2: Haha! I can see right through you
Sinner 1: Haha! Who do you think is the booby girl?
Sinner 2: Where got bobby girl?
Sinner 1: There that one lah!
Sinner 2: Hmm. Must be her lah
Sinner 1: No I dont think so. Its her lah
Sinner 2: WTH? You trying to tell me something
Sinner 2: WTF! HOW COME ONLY YOU NOTICE SUCH THINGS?
Sinner 1: Nonono. I mean my instinct tell me is her lah
Sinner 2: YOUR MANHOOD TELLS YOU LAH!
Sinner 2: SUCKAXX!!!
Sinner 2: You go zoom zoom zoom lo....
Ok. Its bad karma stuff we are having on Monday night
But its good stuff for the heart!
Fun and entertainment at the very best
Just through the Internet!
Hahaha. This just makes my day!
Thanks buddy!
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And now to LYJ to the music tracks!
Hahah. I venture into music besides movies
Give some reviews that I would like to share
2nd hit off Jay Chou's new album
Ya. I know you all must be thinking
Wah. Jay Chou just released his latest album
Radio still playing his #1 single 稻香
But anyways, I went sampling for other tracks of cuz
"周杰伦 - 失落非主流"
This kinda be the track of the album
No doubt
Same as 发如雪 and 彩虹
Its good! Trust me!
Nice Kbox song!
4.5 stars for lyrics (I'm a very lyrics person)
0.5 off reduction for lousy singing at the end
Its a slow song btw
I like Jay's slow songs always
Well, some other tracks I'm listening to
Chinese ones 1st
周杰伦 - 稻香
萧亚轩 - 冲动
梁靜茹- 今天情人节*
Miss Leong is my queen of love songs
Her voice is just a healing ward to me
I repeat her tracks at least 5 times a day
And I do listen to English songs at other times
So I recommend some other English songs
Good Charlotte - Victims Of Love
FM Static - Tonight
Faber Drive - Tongue Tied
Secondhand Serenade - Fall For You
Don't worry
All nice songs to me!
You don't like it I also LL SUCK THUMB!
Army lingo my friend
LYJ is going to the Army soon!
You can chop your medical appointment on 1st Dec 930am
Same timing as me!
Sunday, October 19, 2008
Heal
不干净。
太乱了。
It sure was emotional
And LYJ lost some precious part of himself today.
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Sick again?
太乱了。
It sure was emotional
And LYJ lost some precious part of himself today.
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Sick again?
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Never gone
There was once a group of friends
It was weird how they got together at a meeting
They have knew each other since their secondary school
And one night they met
They sat around the table
Talked for a while and 3 of them left, leaving 1 behind
The next year came round
The 4 of them met again
Under the same circumstances
Talked and left 1 behind too, but not the same person
Sometimes around the span of another year
They met yet again
This time they talked very long
They mentioned that this was becoming a cycle
Each one of them was to go to another's to meet
All 4 of them laughed at this crazy stupid idea
Suddenly 1 of them say
"Eh fuck lah! Don't anyhow talk leh!"
All 4 of them laughed again
And suddenly silence falls
Some carried on to crack and eat peanuts
Some just kept quiet and clasped their hands together
All of them knew that suddenly in the span of 3 years
It was really becoming a cycle....
It was another's turn
But this time, the one who mentioned that the statement
made was very very taboo stuff is in the army
The rest was still busy with their life....
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The coffee you made was pure sweetness
The way you held my hand was smoothing
The way you asked me to go take a cold drink
even though I had taken 1 too many never fails
to make me very happy
The angbaos you gave or ask me to take myself
was priceless regardless of the amount you gave
Time took its beating hard on you
You turned from bubbly to frail and weak
Illness and injuries befall you
You lost the wonder of sight
And you start to fail to see the sons/daughters/
grandsons/granddaughters of the future
And I decrease my frequency of visits
As so with the others
But everytime I went
I kneel down beside you
You touched my face, slowly tracing my facial feature
Saying that who I am resembles my parents
Calling me, remembering me as I am the only
grandson who spend his Sats going to your house
and buying you food to eat with you
You started having troubles washing the dishes
My responsibilities and committments increased too
Hack-care-ness was all that took
And the frequency decreased yet again
And now...
And now...
I'm not sure what I'm typing anymore
Work is taking its toll on me now...
Plant visits, line tracing, preparing jobpacks, schematic drawings
Excel sorting, ungodly timings are beating up
my injuries-wrecked body
I cant kneel down w/o standing up and feeling
that my leg is gonna collaspe underneath me
I cant even keep my health intact for long periods of time
Its just the fucked-up sleeping times
Just plain fucked-up
Nono...I'm who one who's fucked up
I don't know what I'm typing once again
It was weird how they got together at a meeting
They have knew each other since their secondary school
And one night they met
They sat around the table
Talked for a while and 3 of them left, leaving 1 behind
The next year came round
The 4 of them met again
Under the same circumstances
Talked and left 1 behind too, but not the same person
Sometimes around the span of another year
They met yet again
This time they talked very long
They mentioned that this was becoming a cycle
Each one of them was to go to another's to meet
All 4 of them laughed at this crazy stupid idea
Suddenly 1 of them say
"Eh fuck lah! Don't anyhow talk leh!"
All 4 of them laughed again
And suddenly silence falls
Some carried on to crack and eat peanuts
Some just kept quiet and clasped their hands together
All of them knew that suddenly in the span of 3 years
It was really becoming a cycle....
It was another's turn
But this time, the one who mentioned that the statement
made was very very taboo stuff is in the army
The rest was still busy with their life....
---------------------------------------------------
The coffee you made was pure sweetness
The way you held my hand was smoothing
The way you asked me to go take a cold drink
even though I had taken 1 too many never fails
to make me very happy
The angbaos you gave or ask me to take myself
was priceless regardless of the amount you gave
Time took its beating hard on you
You turned from bubbly to frail and weak
Illness and injuries befall you
You lost the wonder of sight
And you start to fail to see the sons/daughters/
grandsons/granddaughters of the future
And I decrease my frequency of visits
As so with the others
But everytime I went
I kneel down beside you
You touched my face, slowly tracing my facial feature
Saying that who I am resembles my parents
Calling me, remembering me as I am the only
grandson who spend his Sats going to your house
and buying you food to eat with you
You started having troubles washing the dishes
My responsibilities and committments increased too
Hack-care-ness was all that took
And the frequency decreased yet again
And now...
And now...
I'm not sure what I'm typing anymore
Work is taking its toll on me now...
Plant visits, line tracing, preparing jobpacks, schematic drawings
Excel sorting, ungodly timings are beating up
my injuries-wrecked body
I cant kneel down w/o standing up and feeling
that my leg is gonna collaspe underneath me
I cant even keep my health intact for long periods of time
Its just the fucked-up sleeping times
Just plain fucked-up
Nono...I'm who one who's fucked up
I don't know what I'm typing once again
Monday, October 13, 2008
Not so soon please...
Happy belated birthday to Ms Ng!
Yup. She's 18th this year
and every other year of cuz
=)
Still pretty as a flower as always!
This is week 7 of the IAP
As usual, Monday was the warm-up day of the week
We have little to do on Monday
But of cuz, they the technicians say they need to warm-up
and rev their engines 1st before things get going
And we saw the NYP students already
Haha. Like noobcakes as we entered ExxonMobil also
LOL!
Soon Teck and me discussed the
screwed-the-Chew-Hua-rotating-door-tap-card incident
Haha. Just reminded us of the damn noob moment
in front of the administrative building on our 2nd day too!
And of cuz. We made some bets on who were coming over
to the EM side
We gathered our intel, and then proceeded to make our bets
with the Spore Pool premium member the 1st to place the bet
Losers have to treat the buffet, or drinks next time we go out!
Shiok!
Currently, I'm addicted to this game
Haha. Work is stressful lah!
Need to chill out right?
The flat crystal LCD screen is good!
Increase typing speed
Reduce stress level
Increase fear level
And makes sleepiness go away leh!
See? All the positives, no negatives at all!
But its a daring act to see who would survive the
watchful eyes all around...
And Tuesday came
And we got our ans to the NYP student interns!
Yes of cuz. We dono who won in the end
And we bet the admin ladies whether if they went to
outside to have lunch and buy ration
And Chew Hua lost and didnt recognise the bet
Haiz....
Of cuz me and Bear got intel before the bet
Haha. Isnt it always like this?
Monday was dinner with J&J
Tuesday was dinner with August & Royston
Royston just have to keep asking when I'm enlisting
And Jurong Point is full of Ah-Ping Ge's
Like trucksload of them
The OCS, Sgt, RSAF, HTA and whatever camp all nearby
And JP is the biggest shopping centre around the area
Yup. Thus you see the ppl there of cuz....
Crowded
O YA!
I also realised something over the weekend
If pass midnight, and the road seems EMPTY
Do take the road
Don't act clever (like me) try to figure out is the
expressway faster or not
Cuz apparantly pass the magical 12 midnight
All cars seemed to drive at 110km/h and onwards
And I thought I 90-100 already fast liao
And cars beat the red light whenever they want
Scary stuff
Somemore Green Man ok? Like -_-
Cant afford to be sleepy at night
Yawnz. The empty road is my choice next time
Pass got some girls who drive a Mini Cooper
pawnz in at the red light along AMK Ave 5
I looked at them, saw the passenger female
Then the passenger pointed to the driver at me
And I saw the driver also female
So they blasted their pedal and apparantly smoked me
at 100+++
Hmmm. The next red light wasnt the same situation then
Hahaha. Bad stuff at night man.
Add on the taxi who like to tailgate ppl
Crazy and tiring stuff....
=(
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If 1st impression counts
Then I'm not so impressed by the guy
The girl still needs some time to figure out
And from the way YOU speak
Your knowledge (or the lack of it) clearly is
being showcased in an exhibition-style for everyone
to view and "applaud"
And I think I need some prayers to work for me now....
Sunday, October 12, 2008
The Cinderella Supper

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Friendships are tantamount to glass
Both are solid, reflective and, depending on inherent strength,
As hard or brittle as one forges them.
And in most instances,
When a crack appears in either …
Well, it’s almost certain that they’re going to break...
Its never you or me alone
We are in this all together
Playing THE GAME
Trying to be the best
Trying to survive the harsh rules
Yet all in all
We will still help each other through the darkest
and most torturous period of time
Its never just one call away
I believe in making the slightest effort
To listen to each other
To spare some time out to understand
To listen attentively
To seek and give advice
To be there for you and me

Yes its every man for himself
But in the process
We team up and get rid of the common enemy
We eliminate the toughest and those who pose the biggest threat
Which is sadness, unhappiness, loneliness and jealousy
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Yup. Supper was good
10pm was alright Ms Cinderella
It never fails to make me realise that
this world is still quite messy
And everywhere seems to be quite f-up
But some things don't change do they?
But some things do change for the better
And they will
And the patience and timing is of utmost importance to me
Always seek happiness in what you do
Enjoy and be happy
Rather than change and fight a battle with increasing casualties
"Just do it" - Nike
Saturday, October 11, 2008
He is....
Too many hospital trips are no good
Beat 2 red lights also not very good
(actually is very very terrible)
Miss the exit on the CTE is also quite
stupid of me
Waiting at the A&E for 5 hours also
not that good
All in all:
I beat 2 red lights while on the way to hosptial
I have only 13 points on my license
1 red light equate to 12 points
2 red lights equate to 24 points
I dont even have enough points for them to minus
I missed the exit on the CTE
Waited at the A&E for 5 hours
Stood until shoulders ache also
Now...its just sum up to a bad day isnt it?
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Nono. Bought the newspaper and was inspired to
place a small $5 bet on England
Hope this leads to my better lunch and dinner on Sun
Its 2 hours of my pay and equal to 2 hours of football
Winning some money will make me happier
And of cuz my grandma's health is definitely more important
than the England match and whatever bad day I have
=)
Beat 2 red lights also not very good
(actually is very very terrible)
Miss the exit on the CTE is also quite
stupid of me
Waiting at the A&E for 5 hours also
not that good
All in all:
I beat 2 red lights while on the way to hosptial
I have only 13 points on my license
1 red light equate to 12 points
2 red lights equate to 24 points
I dont even have enough points for them to minus
I missed the exit on the CTE
Waited at the A&E for 5 hours
Stood until shoulders ache also
Now...its just sum up to a bad day isnt it?
--------------------------------------------
Nono. Bought the newspaper and was inspired to
place a small $5 bet on England
Hope this leads to my better lunch and dinner on Sun
Its 2 hours of my pay and equal to 2 hours of football
Winning some money will make me happier
And of cuz my grandma's health is definitely more important
than the England match and whatever bad day I have
=)
Friday, October 10, 2008
Feeling....insightful
All the years
you hear of many phrases
you of many memorable quotes
And now I wanna share some of them here
For the sake of convenience
most of the quotes would be from "they say"
=)
They say that some friends are good friends who
last through your entire lifetime
My form teacher say that these best friends are made
during the time in secondary school
The TV portray army buddies as those who you drink beer
and hang out together in pubs over the weekend
I say you only have a few bunch of friends that you can
really count on
And they spread over from pri, sec, poly, army, uni and working life
These friends are then categorize into acquaintance, friends,
and then lastly the good friends
Acquaintance are just that you know them but
don need to know much about
Friends are those that happen to be in your life
They can be Tom, Dick or Harry who happen to be
your same class, same level, same semster
Good friends are those you argue, have fun,
then argue again, before going back to having fun
So a good friend is someone you can talk to, be yourself,
act rowdy, punch and kick and then laugh all over it
with them. They will not matter and you wont if they
hit you back
So I do realise that good friends are hard to find
And many are just friends who you wont contact again
Sadly they wont contact you too
And its a 2-way traffic thing.
So yup, haiz and sighz, its that way I guess
------------------------------------------------
They say that you dont change a winning formula
That is you dont change something overnight
And not take away the main ingredient
1)Lewis Hamilton has this swagger that makes F1 exciting
2)You take away Cristiano Ronaldo arrogance and you wont
rmb him scoring 42 goals 1 season and come out and say
he is the best footballer in the planet
3) Ask Kobe Bryant not to be proud of his achievements
and you wont rmb him scoring 81 points in 1 NBA match
and went on to become the scoring champion
4) Football managers dont thinker their winning team. Manchester
United plays with fire and comes out alive (sometimes) with their
swashbucking and flamboyant style
People rmb only the bad guys
No one rmbs the good guys in the end
Everyone is talking about how evil and mean the Joker is
in Batman.
Hello the show is call Batman. Not the Joker
Any1 can recall what exactly is Batman role in the show?
Everybody loves a badass person with a swagger
Take that away from them and it just isnt correct
But who am I to determine your view?
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Most people say "Bye bye take care!"
Take care. Take care.
What is the meaning of take care?
Take care when crossing the road and not be bang by a car?
Take care when you are already sick?
Take care when there is no transport home?
Take care of WHAT I ask
Its just a basic courtesy action
And I dont despise it
But it sets me wondering too....
Just keep on doing it I guess
No harm means good thing
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志同道合
What is this meaning?
If I'm not wrong, it means ppl of having common
interest coming together
Becuz they have common interest
They click and become good friends
If they dont click, then it is not 志同道合 anymore
And they wont be good friends then
Argue whole day is a good way to see
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用简单的言语
解开超载的心
有些情绪
是该说给懂的人听
Some ppl in the end just don't get it do they?
you hear of many phrases
you of many memorable quotes
And now I wanna share some of them here
For the sake of convenience
most of the quotes would be from "they say"
=)
They say that some friends are good friends who
last through your entire lifetime
My form teacher say that these best friends are made
during the time in secondary school
The TV portray army buddies as those who you drink beer
and hang out together in pubs over the weekend
I say you only have a few bunch of friends that you can
really count on
And they spread over from pri, sec, poly, army, uni and working life
These friends are then categorize into acquaintance, friends,
and then lastly the good friends
Acquaintance are just that you know them but
don need to know much about
Friends are those that happen to be in your life
They can be Tom, Dick or Harry who happen to be
your same class, same level, same semster
Good friends are those you argue, have fun,
then argue again, before going back to having fun
So a good friend is someone you can talk to, be yourself,
act rowdy, punch and kick and then laugh all over it
with them. They will not matter and you wont if they
hit you back
So I do realise that good friends are hard to find
And many are just friends who you wont contact again
Sadly they wont contact you too
And its a 2-way traffic thing.
So yup, haiz and sighz, its that way I guess
------------------------------------------------
They say that you dont change a winning formula
That is you dont change something overnight
And not take away the main ingredient
1)Lewis Hamilton has this swagger that makes F1 exciting
2)You take away Cristiano Ronaldo arrogance and you wont
rmb him scoring 42 goals 1 season and come out and say
he is the best footballer in the planet
3) Ask Kobe Bryant not to be proud of his achievements
and you wont rmb him scoring 81 points in 1 NBA match
and went on to become the scoring champion
4) Football managers dont thinker their winning team. Manchester
United plays with fire and comes out alive (sometimes) with their
swashbucking and flamboyant style
People rmb only the bad guys
No one rmbs the good guys in the end
Everyone is talking about how evil and mean the Joker is
in Batman.
Hello the show is call Batman. Not the Joker
Any1 can recall what exactly is Batman role in the show?
Everybody loves a badass person with a swagger
Take that away from them and it just isnt correct
But who am I to determine your view?
---------------------------------------------------
Most people say "Bye bye take care!"
Take care. Take care.
What is the meaning of take care?
Take care when crossing the road and not be bang by a car?
Take care when you are already sick?
Take care when there is no transport home?
Take care of WHAT I ask
Its just a basic courtesy action
And I dont despise it
But it sets me wondering too....
Just keep on doing it I guess
No harm means good thing
-------------------------------------------
志同道合
What is this meaning?
If I'm not wrong, it means ppl of having common
interest coming together
Becuz they have common interest
They click and become good friends
If they dont click, then it is not 志同道合 anymore
And they wont be good friends then
Argue whole day is a good way to see
------------------------------------------
用简单的言语
解开超载的心
有些情绪
是该说给懂的人听
Some ppl in the end just don't get it do they?
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Young and dangerous
When you are young and naive
You do stupid and dumb things
You look back and regret
Sadly, this fact does not escape from anyone
And me neither
As I was doing the NS registration
And I realised that I am gonna go in
into the Army at the age of 20+
21 if there is a huge hooha of mixed-up
Now closing in at the age of the Big 2
I still think that 2008 has also been a year
where I still did dumb things
Nevertheless, its October already
and that means 2 months more to year of end
The end of year calls for self-reflection
A habit which I started after 16
And intensified at 18
This weekend is gonna be chillax
No pub, no bar, no drinks, no buffet
Time to do what is right
Maybe that calls for gradual conditioning
of my injury-wrecked body to that of
a person who is fit to run and do push-ups
in the Army
I'm actually quite bothered by the NS thingy
Its biting something inside me
Something that consist of fear, boredom, rejection
And something that yet makes me look forward to
I should spend this weekend wisely and clear
up this NS registration
Conditioning is very important now
Beggars cant be choosers
So I hope to go in in the best physical condition
I never believed in Army training you to become
fit and whatsoever
Because that means sacrificing your weekend and confinement
And no dumb guys would sacrifice that
Hold up....there are actually ppl who believe in that...
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Hey, I am proud of myself
For things that I have done
Tell me.
Which guy at the age of 19 got 3 classes of
driving license?
There you go. Standing beside you
He got no car no bike
He only got a stupid plastic card
But hold up again
RESPECT THE TRIPLE CLASSES LICENSE HOLDER
Don't care too much about the gibberish going on....
You do stupid and dumb things
You look back and regret
Sadly, this fact does not escape from anyone
And me neither
As I was doing the NS registration
And I realised that I am gonna go in
into the Army at the age of 20+
21 if there is a huge hooha of mixed-up
Now closing in at the age of the Big 2
I still think that 2008 has also been a year
where I still did dumb things
Nevertheless, its October already
and that means 2 months more to year of end
The end of year calls for self-reflection
A habit which I started after 16
And intensified at 18
This weekend is gonna be chillax
No pub, no bar, no drinks, no buffet
Time to do what is right
Maybe that calls for gradual conditioning
of my injury-wrecked body to that of
a person who is fit to run and do push-ups
in the Army
I'm actually quite bothered by the NS thingy
Its biting something inside me
Something that consist of fear, boredom, rejection
And something that yet makes me look forward to
I should spend this weekend wisely and clear
up this NS registration
Conditioning is very important now
Beggars cant be choosers
So I hope to go in in the best physical condition
I never believed in Army training you to become
fit and whatsoever
Because that means sacrificing your weekend and confinement
And no dumb guys would sacrifice that
Hold up....there are actually ppl who believe in that...
-----------------------------------------
Hey, I am proud of myself
For things that I have done
Tell me.
Which guy at the age of 19 got 3 classes of
driving license?
There you go. Standing beside you
He got no car no bike
He only got a stupid plastic card
But hold up again
RESPECT THE TRIPLE CLASSES LICENSE HOLDER
Don't care too much about the gibberish going on....
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Have You Ever Wonder
Have you ever wonder...
(Ok. Not the song by S Club 7)
Why does your bank account seems to be ever
decreasing in monetary value?
Well...in increasing eagerness to check out
when my Sep pay is coming in
I got my bankbook updated!
And oh oh...it's not what I expected to be
And ya..of cuz the pay didnt come in yet
Damn....
So I wonder...why does my bank account seems to
depreciate in value?
And why does yours too?
So I figured out...
Well, checking out my body condition
I have literally spent quite a sum on myself
Or healing myself that part that is
I tore my foot ligament this year
Roughly 2 months back
I went to get it treated at the Chinese Sinseh
(Rmb the remix taxi uncle???)
Well, that cost a sum
And before attachment starts I went to see him again
To get acupunture done just to suck the blood clot
in the foot out so that I can walk better
Well. It's a big deal to me cuz I cant put my right foot
down on the ground w/o feeling pain
And I need to sit on the chair with wheels and forcefully
push it diagonally to the kitchen to just to take a piss...
Man am I pissed about that....
So weeks ago..after a fall which I used my right hand to
break the impact during a seemingly harmless basketball match
The following weeks gym session carried on as usual
And now...my right hand cant exert much strength

Lifeless limp
Great. So I went to the sinseh for the 3rd time this year
(I roughly go see him once per year only)
and he says the ligament is loose
Like rubber band loose?
And I'm out of gym for 3 weeks!!!
And its the writing hand!
And I'm supposed to go report to CMPB for medical
check-up soon somemore!!!
God damn....Heng my foot just heal
Can go for running though
No exercise = Fat me
(Talk to me on MSN and I can show you myself when I did not
exercise frequently with the fatz emoticon - Chubby leh!)
And the other money spent through the injuries
Is to get protective gear for exercises

Elbow pad

Knee pad

Ankle wrap

Wrist support
You name it - I have it
The road to recovery seems never-ending to me isnt it?
Maybe I should stop engaging in contact sports
and go play some pussy non-physical sports
like ping-pong...
Still can win money for country somemore lah!
And beside spending money on myself
I realised that the 'standard of living' has gone up
quite a lot these years - Especially 2008
Man. The electricity bill just rose by 12 or 21%
And it hit us like a thundershot from Roberto Carlos of Brazil
(His nickname is Thunder Thighs btw)
And talk about the GST increase...
Izzit last year or this year
It's still hitting us hard
Everytime I look at the receipt and I think about the
GST that can be used to buy 1 more plate of chicken rice....
='(
And decreasing COE for CARS and increasing ERPs
Not forgetting increasing ERPs prices
And INCREASING BIKES COE
The only upside to this is that oil prices is substantially
subsidised by the Govt and it has fell quite a bit
(Well, bird talk among us has other rumours on this issue though)
Recently, I rmb taking the train home from Jurong East
and it was only $.170
Then the 72 bus trip home from YCK interchange
costs only $0.89
BUT....
If I didnt rmb wrongly, there was a transport fee hike
(again?!!! wth like how many time this year....
no ppl complain about it this time though
yaya..offset from transfer right?)
=(
So this week...
It suddenly became $1.74 from JE to YCK
And $0.93 from YCK to home
Wow!
What in the world?
Everything is rising and your attachment pay
is still a miserable puny $500 bucks?
Hold up. Full-time workers all that
Hands up if your pay is still the same...
Talk about the pussy increment per year...
Can't even offset your transport fee/ GST / oil
etc etc etc etc etc etc
(so many etc for other increasing prices)
$500 per month
Divide by 4 weeks of 5 working days = 20 days
$25 per day
Divide by 9 hours of work = $2.78 per hour
You eat $2.00 for a meal
(subsidized by EM...by we always around $3
For 3 dish, 1 fruit and 1 dessert is worth it ok?)
Plus your transport fees
And not forgetting the Friday drinking sessions
and your other dinner meet-ups
How much do you have left?
Per month you got your broadband
$26+++ for me
(heng got the new deal from Singtel)
And the Starhub Cable Vision
($60+++ per month???!!!)
The SCV is a killer per month
For the sports thingy..and my beloved Man United
I could have gone to the nearby kopitiam and watch
and get infected with killer 2nd-hand smoke from
dying old uncles with beer-pot bellies
Throw in the phone bills
(another good deal from Starhub to offset some costs)
Per month we seem to be paying debts off like
we owe loan sharks a lot of money
=(
And hold up. The Wall Street collapse or the near collapse
O. Where are you if you haven heard of it?
And hands up if you think it doesnt affect you 1 bit
Ah ha. Gotcha didnt I?
Seems like the speculators are frowning
over the US $700 billion bailout
And talk about the speculators
If they nv speculate, then oil prices wouldnt soar
(Soar is a good thingy for EM by not for ME as a road user)
If they nv speculate, then AIG wouldnt face the near
bankruptcy situation just overnight
Ppl wouldnt sell stocks like burning incense paper
Just like how we shred papers for fun
And they wont need the Bank of America to save it then
And now almost every European country is having
the Govt to save the private banks
Oh no....This is bad
As PM Lee mentioned...we are gonna have 4 bad years to come
And during this 2 years
I would be provided for in the NS!
Free lodging, free food, free clothes to wear
Free toilet in the Tekong jungle, and the free toilet papers
aka the big leafy leaves with furry texture....
Plus the allowance per month!
The cool $400 per month for the free te-kaning
push-ups, 2.4km runs, and road-march
And after which would be my Uni days
So I would approx graduate and come out of Uni
in good times again!
So for now...ARMY for the win!
Yes. Guys. You can start registering for enlistment
from Oct the 6th!
Today is Oct the 7th and its a good day!
For me to register today is a meaningful day!
=D
Read on to find out why!
After all the ranting about life getting tough
I have some solutions to it!
1) End your life right now after reading this entry
2) Hope to strike those Mooncake Festival Toto of
1,2,3,4,5 or how many million dollars
3) Go out and work and settle for a diploma pay of $1.6k
and pray for increment in hundreds per year. Then
don't spend outrageously for the rest of your life
4) Study hard and get a degree. Come on face it. Degree is the
way to go. No degree very hard to get a job with sufficient pay
And I mean sufficient if you look at the above things aforementioned
Include the internet, phone bills, tranport and meals
5) Investment. YES! I am currently into this issue right now.
Gonna find my intel sources and talk to them. So that I can
realise my dream of earning big bucks soon!
Nah. Just ask for some enlightenment from higher orders
Stocks, insurance, babies(?), business and etc.
Blue chip red chip and market values are the way to go
Trust me. Investment is THE thing
Alright alright
Spare you guys from my misery
Thinking too much about the tough life is no good
Singapore is still good!
Its a nice place to live in!
With low crime rates
(rmb low crime doesnt mean no crime hahahaha)
Beautiful night scenes (F1 ppl!)
Big houses (HDB HDB HDB)
And a strong SGD
We look good!
Just give birth lah!
My last solution. Does it apply to the males???
This entry is just like a Jack Neo movie isnt it?
=D
---------------------------------------
O hold up. Ya. What day izzit today?
Its *ahem clear throats*
Presidential Election Day!
So I met our Richard Sim on the way to SSDC
and I ask him to wish me luck
And with that... he says
"Aiya you confirm pass one lah! Bye bye!"
Off he goes into the MRT....
So leaving me to die and my extra underwear
(scare of shitting in the pants)
I walked in the holy hours to SSDC
7am leh! Siao can?
Number tag #76
IC number : 89........
Name: .......
Last 3rd rider
Sianzxzx. Young guns always go last
But its ok. Good timing
All cars went to park for rest!
=)))

Ahem. Arise Mr President!
Check out the arrangement
Thanks Mr TP for doing that
Adrian Bro. Nowadays you dont need to destroy the
queue number machine to get your license done!
Cool har?

Its 10 baby!
Ya. They mark me for dono what thingy
The person beside me say I shldnt complain
since pass liao
Haha. How true man!

You mean I passed?
Omg! Woohoo~
LOL!

Thanks Mr Cha!
I cant seem to rmb your face after I told you my
IC number and name
Weird thing
Some ass went to the toilet and disappear
He reappear for the video much later
Causing us to be delayed
Everyone booed him off the class
HAHA!
They say riders are gangsters!
And the same video again...
Yup. One more time and I think we all
can repeat the lines....
"Slipstream too fast...Friend die"
"Drink and drive.."
See. Told you not to drink and drive
Later spill your drinks
=x
It was a crazy day in the waiting room
Everyone getting stress and arching their neck
to whoever who walk in
And the TP sirs keep scaring our ass
And the wait is always...shit-in-the-pants business
Haiz =(
O ya
I saw someone bwang his Super 4 while I was doing
my E.brake during warm-up
He crashes into Julian our instructor
Like totally BWANNNNNGGG until the bumpy course
Super far and dragging Julian with him
Then he sat beside me...OMG!
The look on his face is priceless. Scare me somemore
Damn sianzxzx
Ok. So to add on to the thing I would be
spending on for my pay...
Yup. I decide not to buy any bags or what
Just some needs...
I tore my jeans (like wtf?) and new ones
And I need a new full-faced helmet
White in colour with chinese characters
Lucky Dad helmet spoil already
What nice timing!
And the Super 4 of cuz
Who can forget that?
=)
*bye guys* GST style
Permit Princess say its disgusting ok?
Hahaha!
(Ok. Not the song by S Club 7)
Why does your bank account seems to be ever
decreasing in monetary value?
Well...in increasing eagerness to check out
when my Sep pay is coming in
I got my bankbook updated!
And oh oh...it's not what I expected to be
And ya..of cuz the pay didnt come in yet
Damn....
So I wonder...why does my bank account seems to
depreciate in value?
And why does yours too?
So I figured out...
Well, checking out my body condition
I have literally spent quite a sum on myself
Or healing myself that part that is
I tore my foot ligament this year
Roughly 2 months back
I went to get it treated at the Chinese Sinseh
(Rmb the remix taxi uncle???)
Well, that cost a sum
And before attachment starts I went to see him again
To get acupunture done just to suck the blood clot
in the foot out so that I can walk better
Well. It's a big deal to me cuz I cant put my right foot
down on the ground w/o feeling pain
And I need to sit on the chair with wheels and forcefully
push it diagonally to the kitchen to just to take a piss...
Man am I pissed about that....
So weeks ago..after a fall which I used my right hand to
break the impact during a seemingly harmless basketball match
The following weeks gym session carried on as usual
And now...my right hand cant exert much strength
Lifeless limp
Great. So I went to the sinseh for the 3rd time this year
(I roughly go see him once per year only)
and he says the ligament is loose
Like rubber band loose?
And I'm out of gym for 3 weeks!!!
And its the writing hand!
And I'm supposed to go report to CMPB for medical
check-up soon somemore!!!
God damn....Heng my foot just heal
Can go for running though
No exercise = Fat me
(Talk to me on MSN and I can show you myself when I did not
exercise frequently with the fatz emoticon - Chubby leh!)
And the other money spent through the injuries
Is to get protective gear for exercises
Elbow pad
Knee pad
Ankle wrap
Wrist support
You name it - I have it
The road to recovery seems never-ending to me isnt it?
Maybe I should stop engaging in contact sports
and go play some pussy non-physical sports
like ping-pong...
Still can win money for country somemore lah!
And beside spending money on myself
I realised that the 'standard of living' has gone up
quite a lot these years - Especially 2008
Man. The electricity bill just rose by 12 or 21%
And it hit us like a thundershot from Roberto Carlos of Brazil
(His nickname is Thunder Thighs btw)
And talk about the GST increase...
Izzit last year or this year
It's still hitting us hard
Everytime I look at the receipt and I think about the
GST that can be used to buy 1 more plate of chicken rice....
='(
And decreasing COE for CARS and increasing ERPs
Not forgetting increasing ERPs prices
And INCREASING BIKES COE
The only upside to this is that oil prices is substantially
subsidised by the Govt and it has fell quite a bit
(Well, bird talk among us has other rumours on this issue though)
Recently, I rmb taking the train home from Jurong East
and it was only $.170
Then the 72 bus trip home from YCK interchange
costs only $0.89
BUT....
If I didnt rmb wrongly, there was a transport fee hike
(again?!!! wth like how many time this year....
no ppl complain about it this time though
yaya..offset from transfer right?)
=(
So this week...
It suddenly became $1.74 from JE to YCK
And $0.93 from YCK to home
Wow!
What in the world?
Everything is rising and your attachment pay
is still a miserable puny $500 bucks?
Hold up. Full-time workers all that
Hands up if your pay is still the same...
Talk about the pussy increment per year...
Can't even offset your transport fee/ GST / oil
etc etc etc etc etc etc
(so many etc for other increasing prices)
$500 per month
Divide by 4 weeks of 5 working days = 20 days
$25 per day
Divide by 9 hours of work = $2.78 per hour
You eat $2.00 for a meal
(subsidized by EM...by we always around $3
For 3 dish, 1 fruit and 1 dessert is worth it ok?)
Plus your transport fees
And not forgetting the Friday drinking sessions
and your other dinner meet-ups
How much do you have left?
Per month you got your broadband
$26+++ for me
(heng got the new deal from Singtel)
And the Starhub Cable Vision
($60+++ per month???!!!)
The SCV is a killer per month
For the sports thingy..and my beloved Man United
I could have gone to the nearby kopitiam and watch
and get infected with killer 2nd-hand smoke from
dying old uncles with beer-pot bellies
Throw in the phone bills
(another good deal from Starhub to offset some costs)
Per month we seem to be paying debts off like
we owe loan sharks a lot of money
=(
And hold up. The Wall Street collapse or the near collapse
O. Where are you if you haven heard of it?
And hands up if you think it doesnt affect you 1 bit
Ah ha. Gotcha didnt I?
Seems like the speculators are frowning
over the US $700 billion bailout
And talk about the speculators
If they nv speculate, then oil prices wouldnt soar
(Soar is a good thingy for EM by not for ME as a road user)
If they nv speculate, then AIG wouldnt face the near
bankruptcy situation just overnight
Ppl wouldnt sell stocks like burning incense paper
Just like how we shred papers for fun
And they wont need the Bank of America to save it then
And now almost every European country is having
the Govt to save the private banks
Oh no....This is bad
As PM Lee mentioned...we are gonna have 4 bad years to come
And during this 2 years
I would be provided for in the NS!
Free lodging, free food, free clothes to wear
Free toilet in the Tekong jungle, and the free toilet papers
aka the big leafy leaves with furry texture....
Plus the allowance per month!
The cool $400 per month for the free te-kaning
push-ups, 2.4km runs, and road-march
And after which would be my Uni days
So I would approx graduate and come out of Uni
in good times again!
So for now...ARMY for the win!
Yes. Guys. You can start registering for enlistment
from Oct the 6th!
Today is Oct the 7th and its a good day!
For me to register today is a meaningful day!
=D
Read on to find out why!
After all the ranting about life getting tough
I have some solutions to it!
1) End your life right now after reading this entry
2) Hope to strike those Mooncake Festival Toto of
1,2,3,4,5 or how many million dollars
3) Go out and work and settle for a diploma pay of $1.6k
and pray for increment in hundreds per year. Then
don't spend outrageously for the rest of your life
4) Study hard and get a degree. Come on face it. Degree is the
way to go. No degree very hard to get a job with sufficient pay
And I mean sufficient if you look at the above things aforementioned
Include the internet, phone bills, tranport and meals
5) Investment. YES! I am currently into this issue right now.
Gonna find my intel sources and talk to them. So that I can
realise my dream of earning big bucks soon!
Nah. Just ask for some enlightenment from higher orders
Stocks, insurance, babies(?), business and etc.
Blue chip red chip and market values are the way to go
Trust me. Investment is THE thing
Alright alright
Spare you guys from my misery
Thinking too much about the tough life is no good
Singapore is still good!
Its a nice place to live in!
With low crime rates
(rmb low crime doesnt mean no crime hahahaha)
Beautiful night scenes (F1 ppl!)
Big houses (HDB HDB HDB)
And a strong SGD
We look good!
Just give birth lah!
My last solution. Does it apply to the males???
This entry is just like a Jack Neo movie isnt it?
=D
---------------------------------------
O hold up. Ya. What day izzit today?
Its *ahem clear throats*
Presidential Election Day!
So I met our Richard Sim on the way to SSDC
and I ask him to wish me luck
And with that... he says
"Aiya you confirm pass one lah! Bye bye!"
Off he goes into the MRT....
So leaving me to die and my extra underwear
(scare of shitting in the pants)
I walked in the holy hours to SSDC
7am leh! Siao can?
Number tag #76
IC number : 89........
Name: .......
Last 3rd rider
Sianzxzx. Young guns always go last
But its ok. Good timing
All cars went to park for rest!
=)))
Ahem. Arise Mr President!
Check out the arrangement
Thanks Mr TP for doing that
Adrian Bro. Nowadays you dont need to destroy the
queue number machine to get your license done!
Cool har?
Its 10 baby!
Ya. They mark me for dono what thingy
The person beside me say I shldnt complain
since pass liao
Haha. How true man!
You mean I passed?
Omg! Woohoo~
LOL!
Thanks Mr Cha!
I cant seem to rmb your face after I told you my
IC number and name
Weird thing
Some ass went to the toilet and disappear
He reappear for the video much later
Causing us to be delayed
Everyone booed him off the class
HAHA!
They say riders are gangsters!
And the same video again...
Yup. One more time and I think we all
can repeat the lines....
"Slipstream too fast...Friend die"
"Drink and drive.."
See. Told you not to drink and drive
Later spill your drinks
=x
It was a crazy day in the waiting room
Everyone getting stress and arching their neck
to whoever who walk in
And the TP sirs keep scaring our ass
And the wait is always...shit-in-the-pants business
Haiz =(
O ya
I saw someone bwang his Super 4 while I was doing
my E.brake during warm-up
He crashes into Julian our instructor
Like totally BWANNNNNGGG until the bumpy course
Super far and dragging Julian with him
Then he sat beside me...OMG!
The look on his face is priceless. Scare me somemore
Damn sianzxzx
Ok. So to add on to the thing I would be
spending on for my pay...
Yup. I decide not to buy any bags or what
Just some needs...
I tore my jeans (like wtf?) and new ones
And I need a new full-faced helmet
White in colour with chinese characters
Lucky Dad helmet spoil already
What nice timing!
And the Super 4 of cuz
Who can forget that?
=)
*bye guys* GST style
Permit Princess say its disgusting ok?
Hahaha!
Saturday, October 4, 2008
Tuesday is D-day!
Figure 8
Gear One. Power up. Change to Gear Two
Cancel signal. Eye Point
Use your body. Corner the bike
Eye point. Look far
Continue and hold the throttle
Under 11s
Get it?
Crank Course
Gear One. Power up. Change to Gear Two
Look far
Accelerate
Clear the course in 6s
Understand?
Narrow Plank
Class 2B 6s
Class 2A 8s
Class 2 11s
No falling off the plank
Immediate failure for those who do so
Look far. Play with the cluth
Use the rear brake
Open and close throttle when necessary
Proceed to Pylon Salom
Pylon Salom
Wait for blinker light
Clear the course in 4s
Proceed to emergency brake
Emergency Brake
Wait for the blinker light
Class 2B : 30-35 km/h
Class 2 Class 2A : 40-45 km/h
11m for Class 2B and 13m for Class 2 Class 2A
Stop before the line
Signal right change to 1st gear
Check back and move off
Class 2B avoid the bumpy course
Class 2 Class 2A change to Gear 2 then back to Gear 1
Then carry on the bumpy course
Bumpy Course
Class 2A - 6s
Class 2 - 8s
Look at the closest kerb
Open when hit the throttle
Power up then close throttle
Cluth in and repeat
After the bumpy course
Go back to the shelter and that's the end of your TP
Phew. I think I can be a SSDC instructor already
Sunday morning practice
Monday night after OT practice again
Tuesday TP
Pass TP
Become the PRESIDENT (again!?)
Go home sleep
Sounds good to me!
=)
Self-reminder*
Don't drive to the driving centre
Cuz you will always be less safety-cautious after
you come out from your riding session
-----------------------------------------------
第一次遇见阴天我遮住你侧脸
第二次遇见阴天.....
你在哪?
I feel like blogging in Chinese
Chinese is emo-ni-fied-ness for me
=p
Task at hand: Class 2A
Gear One. Power up. Change to Gear Two
Cancel signal. Eye Point
Use your body. Corner the bike
Eye point. Look far
Continue and hold the throttle
Under 11s
Get it?
Crank Course
Gear One. Power up. Change to Gear Two
Look far
Accelerate
Clear the course in 6s
Understand?
Narrow Plank
Class 2B 6s
Class 2A 8s
Class 2 11s
No falling off the plank
Immediate failure for those who do so
Look far. Play with the cluth
Use the rear brake
Open and close throttle when necessary
Proceed to Pylon Salom
Pylon Salom
Wait for blinker light
Clear the course in 4s
Proceed to emergency brake
Emergency Brake
Wait for the blinker light
Class 2B : 30-35 km/h
Class 2 Class 2A : 40-45 km/h
11m for Class 2B and 13m for Class 2 Class 2A
Stop before the line
Signal right change to 1st gear
Check back and move off
Class 2B avoid the bumpy course
Class 2 Class 2A change to Gear 2 then back to Gear 1
Then carry on the bumpy course
Bumpy Course
Class 2A - 6s
Class 2 - 8s
Look at the closest kerb
Open when hit the throttle
Power up then close throttle
Cluth in and repeat
After the bumpy course
Go back to the shelter and that's the end of your TP
Phew. I think I can be a SSDC instructor already
Sunday morning practice
Monday night after OT practice again
Tuesday TP
Pass TP
Become the PRESIDENT (again!?)
Go home sleep
Sounds good to me!
=)
Self-reminder*
Don't drive to the driving centre
Cuz you will always be less safety-cautious after
you come out from your riding session
-----------------------------------------------
第一次遇见阴天我遮住你侧脸
第二次遇见阴天.....
你在哪?
I feel like blogging in Chinese
Chinese is emo-ni-fied-ness for me
=p
Task at hand: Class 2A
Friday night yet again
Today was not a good day to start off with
I woke up with my working bag next to my bed
I think I must have been too anxious in my sleep
and just woke up and placed it next to me
Scary shit....
Sort of like stuff you don't realised you are doing
but in actual fact you have already did it
Then saw some bloody ants crawling around the
dustbin and I proceeded to exterminate some lifeform
in the wee hours of 5.40am in the morning
It was quite a successful outing and I spent precious
10 mins on that
Which leads to me bathing late
Thus I ran out of the house
And half ran half brisked walk to Hougang Ave 8 XMS there
that bus-stop beside the half-basketball-court
Phew. It took only 8 mins
And I thought I just said in my previous post that I
would never ever run after the 630 bus again
(630am and 630pm seems to be evil times for me)
And today Bear, Chew Hua "the Permit Princess"
GST, and Chong Yee went to donate blood
Leaving me alone in the workplace
With tons of work from S1 and S2
Sianzxzx
And GST came back victorious with a
"I'm a 1st-time blood donor" w/o donating any blood
-_-
And he's proud of that!
And the Permit Princess couldnt donate blood
And Chong Yee had to come back to send some drawings
And Bear came back after donating blood with the
company-sponsored blood donation bag!
DAMN! I go Outram also no such thing leh
Jealous
Friday is tough work day
Cuz its like the end of the week and tons of things to do
Shredding paper for 1 hour is no joke
=/
Managed to apply leave for Tuesday already
And my "Soup" is not coming on Mon and Tue
Woohoo~
OT-ed and then went to town to have Sakae Buffet
with this friend of my mine who keep dissing me
while I was on the train and making sure my
bladder 'valve' was not reaching 100%
Her sms-es just up my bladder 'valve' closer
towards the HIGH HIGH alarm signal
Grrr....
We managed to sit there and eat from 745 till 10
Cool stuff
Not eat all the way lah. Also talk some bird talk*
*Jiao Wei
But we found out that we can order a RED plate each
for the buffet
It was in small prints though
Keep a lookout for it next time
Salmon was not that nice
Could have been colder with more wat's up B*
*Wasabi
Walked to the bus-stop and feel like sleeping
after such a hectic day
Well, so what's Friday with going to a pub again?
And so she recommend me to a Irish pub
With 10 bucks left
It was kinda soul-wrecking
Haiz
I must save on this pay man.....

This is my friend Bernice Ng Gek Lee
HAHA. Full name wor

And her recommended Strongbow Cidar
Not bad for a beer with apple taste

And my Mango Magarita
Fruity taste FTW!
Makes my breath smells nice she says
Can drink this then go la-ji ppl next time
Hehehe
=p

Nice shot taken by the excellent photographer
Got some good tips on camera buying from her too
Should bring her out to get my cam next time
After I get rid of my current cam 1st
Oh no. What did I say about saving?
--------------------------------------------
A friend in need is a friend indeed
Maybe thats what I meant by having useful friends
You can judge me anyway you want
By its the thing that I just cant seem to put across
ASAT:
Don't cheapen ourselves
Bro you the man
Don't hanky panky with MK at night
Hope you all are not flying F16s in Taiwan there
HAHAHAH!
=DDD
I woke up with my working bag next to my bed
I think I must have been too anxious in my sleep
and just woke up and placed it next to me
Scary shit....
Sort of like stuff you don't realised you are doing
but in actual fact you have already did it
Then saw some bloody ants crawling around the
dustbin and I proceeded to exterminate some lifeform
in the wee hours of 5.40am in the morning
It was quite a successful outing and I spent precious
10 mins on that
Which leads to me bathing late
Thus I ran out of the house
And half ran half brisked walk to Hougang Ave 8 XMS there
that bus-stop beside the half-basketball-court
Phew. It took only 8 mins
And I thought I just said in my previous post that I
would never ever run after the 630 bus again
(630am and 630pm seems to be evil times for me)
And today Bear, Chew Hua "the Permit Princess"
GST, and Chong Yee went to donate blood
Leaving me alone in the workplace
With tons of work from S1 and S2
Sianzxzx
And GST came back victorious with a
"I'm a 1st-time blood donor" w/o donating any blood
-_-
And he's proud of that!
And the Permit Princess couldnt donate blood
And Chong Yee had to come back to send some drawings
And Bear came back after donating blood with the
company-sponsored blood donation bag!
DAMN! I go Outram also no such thing leh
Jealous
Friday is tough work day
Cuz its like the end of the week and tons of things to do
Shredding paper for 1 hour is no joke
=/
Managed to apply leave for Tuesday already
And my "Soup" is not coming on Mon and Tue
Woohoo~
OT-ed and then went to town to have Sakae Buffet
with this friend of my mine who keep dissing me
while I was on the train and making sure my
bladder 'valve' was not reaching 100%
Her sms-es just up my bladder 'valve' closer
towards the HIGH HIGH alarm signal
Grrr....
We managed to sit there and eat from 745 till 10
Cool stuff
Not eat all the way lah. Also talk some bird talk*
*Jiao Wei
But we found out that we can order a RED plate each
for the buffet
It was in small prints though
Keep a lookout for it next time
Salmon was not that nice
Could have been colder with more wat's up B*
*Wasabi
Walked to the bus-stop and feel like sleeping
after such a hectic day
Well, so what's Friday with going to a pub again?
And so she recommend me to a Irish pub
With 10 bucks left
It was kinda soul-wrecking
Haiz
I must save on this pay man.....

This is my friend Bernice Ng Gek Lee
HAHA. Full name wor
And her recommended Strongbow Cidar
Not bad for a beer with apple taste
And my Mango Magarita
Fruity taste FTW!
Makes my breath smells nice she says
Can drink this then go la-ji ppl next time
Hehehe
=p
Nice shot taken by the excellent photographer
Got some good tips on camera buying from her too
Should bring her out to get my cam next time
After I get rid of my current cam 1st
Oh no. What did I say about saving?
--------------------------------------------
A friend in need is a friend indeed
Maybe thats what I meant by having useful friends
You can judge me anyway you want
By its the thing that I just cant seem to put across
ASAT:
Don't cheapen ourselves
Bro you the man
Don't hanky panky with MK at night
Hope you all are not flying F16s in Taiwan there
HAHAHAH!
=DDD
Thursday, October 2, 2008
The crucial 630pm
I swear
I will never ever ever ever chase after the 630pm bus again
You don't run 100m to catch a bus after you have changed out
or your dirty PPE and having a cough at the same time
I mean...this is ridiculous
This thing would never happen again....
And the only thing during this 6 months of attachment
that will make me miss the 630pm bus
besides not finishing the OT is
plainly becuz of the friendship between me and Soon Teck
No other priorities are being given
Now now
I just said that you don't know who comes
across your blog right?
See! The tag just proved me correct!
Genius!
For the person who conceal his/her/its identity
------------------------------------------------
大雨。。。就要开始不停的下
我的心 我的心 已经完全的没有主张
I will never ever ever ever chase after the 630pm bus again
You don't run 100m to catch a bus after you have changed out
or your dirty PPE and having a cough at the same time
I mean...this is ridiculous
This thing would never happen again....
And the only thing during this 6 months of attachment
that will make me miss the 630pm bus
besides not finishing the OT is
plainly becuz of the friendship between me and Soon Teck
No other priorities are being given
Now now
I just said that you don't know who comes
across your blog right?
See! The tag just proved me correct!
Genius!
For the person who conceal his/her/its identity
------------------------------------------------
大雨。。。就要开始不停的下
我的心 我的心 已经完全的没有主张
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Singapore 1st Ever F1 night race!
Alright. All the hype about F1 is so gonna be posted here
As I reached home that night after the race
I thought to myself
"Hmmm. I am part of Singapore's history already!
Anyone's parents still talking about the Upper Thomson
Road and it's historic days of illegal racing?"
=p
Ok. Tongue-in-cheek comment there
But I have personally test out the Devil's Bend
at Upper Thomson Road there.
Its like what its name suggest
"DEVILISH"
Btw it's a 2-way street there
And NEVER EVER try cornering
there at night. Cuz by the time you slammed on
your brakes, it's already too late as the approaching
headlights means that you are in serious contention
for a head-on collision
Anyways, so much for talking about the olden
days back in the Upper Thomson Road
So me and Melissa met on Sunday for the F1 Grand Prix
Well. She is a lucky girl. Cuz she asked me on Sat
And Wei Ying asked me on Sun morning
So sorry there Wei Ying.
And we walked to the Gate 4 at 6 plus
And we waited until 630pm to get in
Talked about the bag-check and security
Damn not efficient
This is a point to improve on next year
Even the express lane w/o bag-check is
crawling at the same pace as the regular lane

Deja Vu all over again for the NDP parade
Same person I went with somemore!

Proudly brought to you by Singtel
Yes. Even the commentators are talking about the
FIRST EVER NIGHT SINGTEL
SINGAPORE GRAND PRIX
RIGHT AT THE MARINA BAY!
Cool stuff. Sponsorship is soaring damn high
Next year no need subscribe Starhub liao.
No EPL. No NBA. No nothing left
All go MIOTV
Woohoo~
Die consumers!

Yes. The CBD looks damn good as usual

And our historic buildings as always

Check out the Ferrari Booth!
Tons of ppl

And all those Vodafone and McLaren stuff

And the outrageous price!
Damn I want those!
But it's kinda impulse don't you think so?

The foreigners flying in with the flags and stuff
Very fanatic supporters

O man. I got David C. right there on the vintage car
And the 2 BMW drivers
And Alonso! (eventually the winner of our F1 race)
His face was damn awful. Must be still soring
over the Sat qualifying thingy
And he was in front of Lewis Hamilton
Hahahaha!
Talk about coincidence
And then we caught Lewis Hamilton
OMG!
He turned grown-up men into little puny boys
He is....like what the papers say
Damn charming
Luckily the person beside me shouted 'LEWIS'
and he turned and wave to us!
And flashed the pearly whites!
Hahaha
Damn handsome!
Got the 'air' about him really!
And I missed Massa and the Iceman Raikkonen
Shit lah!

See. You need to pay to walk here leh!
=p

And our all time ugly construction
Someone shld just threw a cloth to cover this
Not very pleasant to the eyes

But this is nice!

The vintage cars the drivers sat on
They just wore bermudas and their respective team shirt
Plus a pair of sneakers
Den wala~
Damn suave. This kind of fashion wont die out at all

Lewis Baby!
Someone sneaked in and took a pic with the Massa
and Raikkonen cars. He got caught as expected
Spoilt my chances there
=(

Tea, Ice water or Cooooooo-----WHAT?
$8 bucks.
Talk about the Ferrari shirt I wanted to get
This is crazy

And as the race time draws nearer
The whole city lights up!

Beautiful!
If you have been following the news and TV
The Singapore landscape and scenery is
truly awesomezxzx!

Trackside!

With the limited giant screen

And being the excited me
I jumped down to the closest I can get to the tracks
without the damn earplugs on
Then I saw the 1st car ZOOOOOOOOM past
And my eardrums nearly bled
Everyone stood up for the individual practice by the drivers
And I rushed down there. OMG!
Ownage time.
This pic is Alonso!
I bet with you confirm!
=)
I got a pic of the winner!

And this is when the Mari Kita is being sang
Everyone stood up
The auntie behind me cry father cry mother
Say 'Oh my gawd! Are we like supposed to stand?'
I wanted to turn around and say
LIKE DUH! Stop talking on your fucking phone bitch!
Then she mention that the peeps being caught on the
screen are gonna be charged for not standing still
Like WTF! I gonna CHARGE you down with a spear
if you don't stop talking

"Kimi the Iceman Raikkonen"
Pics all taken w/o earplugs

And the Toyota driver
J.Truli should be
Approaching the turn whereby Alonso say
he say avoid as busting 2 cars means going home straight
Ham also said he will avoid these corners
But overall it was a very good experience
Once again. I express my thanks to the friend who
gave me the tix
And to Melissa for going
(and suaning me all night >.<) And it was just a very proud moment in LYJ's life
And for the F1 world.
It was a very good race
I'm super impressed with Ham's aggressive driving
He brakes damn late at corners and just eat you up
You don want him to be tailgating you at all
And super not impressed with the Ferrari pit crew
Massa was trashing the competition until the fuel thingy accident
Everyone is laughing at it
So cynical! I was like...hands covering my face....thinking it is just a plain dumb accident
not supposed to happen at all
And when Ham overtook the Red Bull driver David C
Everyone cheered!
Like....EVERYONE!!!!
Nooooooo~~~~~~~~~~
This sucks...
Ferrari!!!!!
Go RED!
We have to win those ppl
And now
For the
1ST EVER LAP IN THE F1 SINGTEL
SINGAPORE GRAND PRIX
ENJOY! =D
As I reached home that night after the race
I thought to myself
"Hmmm. I am part of Singapore's history already!
Anyone's parents still talking about the Upper Thomson
Road and it's historic days of illegal racing?"
=p
Ok. Tongue-in-cheek comment there
But I have personally test out the Devil's Bend
at Upper Thomson Road there.
Its like what its name suggest
"DEVILISH"
Btw it's a 2-way street there
And NEVER EVER try cornering
there at night. Cuz by the time you slammed on
your brakes, it's already too late as the approaching
headlights means that you are in serious contention
for a head-on collision
Anyways, so much for talking about the olden
days back in the Upper Thomson Road
So me and Melissa met on Sunday for the F1 Grand Prix
Well. She is a lucky girl. Cuz she asked me on Sat
And Wei Ying asked me on Sun morning
So sorry there Wei Ying.
And we walked to the Gate 4 at 6 plus
And we waited until 630pm to get in
Talked about the bag-check and security
Damn not efficient
This is a point to improve on next year
Even the express lane w/o bag-check is
crawling at the same pace as the regular lane
Deja Vu all over again for the NDP parade
Same person I went with somemore!
Proudly brought to you by Singtel
Yes. Even the commentators are talking about the
FIRST EVER NIGHT SINGTEL
SINGAPORE GRAND PRIX
RIGHT AT THE MARINA BAY!
Cool stuff. Sponsorship is soaring damn high
Next year no need subscribe Starhub liao.
No EPL. No NBA. No nothing left
All go MIOTV
Woohoo~
Die consumers!
Yes. The CBD looks damn good as usual
And our historic buildings as always
Check out the Ferrari Booth!
Tons of ppl
And all those Vodafone and McLaren stuff
And the outrageous price!
Damn I want those!
But it's kinda impulse don't you think so?
The foreigners flying in with the flags and stuff
Very fanatic supporters
O man. I got David C. right there on the vintage car
And the 2 BMW drivers
And Alonso! (eventually the winner of our F1 race)
His face was damn awful. Must be still soring
over the Sat qualifying thingy
And he was in front of Lewis Hamilton
Hahahaha!
Talk about coincidence
And then we caught Lewis Hamilton
OMG!
He turned grown-up men into little puny boys
He is....like what the papers say
Damn charming
Luckily the person beside me shouted 'LEWIS'
and he turned and wave to us!
And flashed the pearly whites!
Hahaha
Damn handsome!
Got the 'air' about him really!
And I missed Massa and the Iceman Raikkonen
Shit lah!
See. You need to pay to walk here leh!
=p
And our all time ugly construction
Someone shld just threw a cloth to cover this
Not very pleasant to the eyes
But this is nice!
The vintage cars the drivers sat on
They just wore bermudas and their respective team shirt
Plus a pair of sneakers
Den wala~
Damn suave. This kind of fashion wont die out at all
Lewis Baby!
Someone sneaked in and took a pic with the Massa
and Raikkonen cars. He got caught as expected
Spoilt my chances there
=(
Tea, Ice water or Cooooooo-----WHAT?
$8 bucks.
Talk about the Ferrari shirt I wanted to get
This is crazy
And as the race time draws nearer
The whole city lights up!
Beautiful!
If you have been following the news and TV
The Singapore landscape and scenery is
truly awesomezxzx!
Trackside!
With the limited giant screen
And being the excited me
I jumped down to the closest I can get to the tracks
without the damn earplugs on
Then I saw the 1st car ZOOOOOOOOM past
And my eardrums nearly bled
Everyone stood up for the individual practice by the drivers
And I rushed down there. OMG!
Ownage time.
This pic is Alonso!
I bet with you confirm!
=)
I got a pic of the winner!
And this is when the Mari Kita is being sang
Everyone stood up
The auntie behind me cry father cry mother
Say 'Oh my gawd! Are we like supposed to stand?'
I wanted to turn around and say
LIKE DUH! Stop talking on your fucking phone bitch!
Then she mention that the peeps being caught on the
screen are gonna be charged for not standing still
Like WTF! I gonna CHARGE you down with a spear
if you don't stop talking
"Kimi the Iceman Raikkonen"
Pics all taken w/o earplugs
And the Toyota driver
J.Truli should be
Approaching the turn whereby Alonso say
he say avoid as busting 2 cars means going home straight
Ham also said he will avoid these corners
But overall it was a very good experience
Once again. I express my thanks to the friend who
gave me the tix
And to Melissa for going
(and suaning me all night >.<) And it was just a very proud moment in LYJ's life
And for the F1 world.
It was a very good race
I'm super impressed with Ham's aggressive driving
He brakes damn late at corners and just eat you up
You don want him to be tailgating you at all
And super not impressed with the Ferrari pit crew
Massa was trashing the competition until the fuel thingy accident
Everyone is laughing at it
So cynical! I was like...hands covering my face....thinking it is just a plain dumb accident
not supposed to happen at all
And when Ham overtook the Red Bull driver David C
Everyone cheered!
Like....EVERYONE!!!!
Nooooooo~~~~~~~~~~
This sucks...
Ferrari!!!!!
Go RED!
We have to win those ppl
And now
For the
1ST EVER LAP IN THE F1 SINGTEL
SINGAPORE GRAND PRIX
ENJOY! =D
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