Sunday, September 28, 2008

Historic Moment

Hello people!

I'm officially part of Singapore history!

It was a good experience I must say

And I owe it to this powerful friend of mine who

graciously give me the tix for the race day!

Will definitely repay your favour someday

HAHAHA!

More will be updated on this historic day in LYJ's life!

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True friends know each other well

Or good friends know each other well enough

Likes & dislikes are among the things they have to know

And not knowing is definitely not good wor...

Tsktsk

"I say I don't like recognition not being show"

"Credit not given and appreciation not shown"

So now I must lead by example

Credits to Lewis Hamilton

He looks damn good in person!

Hahaha. I met a Superstar!

Can sleep soundly tonight!

=DDD

Friday night



Hello~
One long overdue post

This girl above is my colleague Yu Ying
She lives at my old place Serangoon there
Near my favourite prata stall =)


And this guy who is stealing the photo is Bear



Finally we got a proper group pic of TP + NP interns

From left to right:
Chong Yee, Jia Xuan, Si En, Bear, Ashley, Me
Chew Hua, Li Min, Yu Ying and Kai Siang


These are their ID cards
We just got ours recently

So after their last day at work
We went to.....

Ministry of Sound!
No lah
Pass by only. Me don't like to pay money to go somewhere
and go that somewhere still pay money somemore

Saw the sexy Melissa there!
Wah. If looks could kill....
Should have take a pic with her =)

But we walked around
With the peeps and the very humid weather
And finally settle down at Hooters


This curly fries is hazardous for the throat
Plus some chicken wings and fried prickles
The fried prickles were damn nice
Dipped in some mustard sauce or what thingy


Well, this is the Tiger endorsed bucket of ice
Served to us by the Hooters Girls
in their weird-shaped FBT lookalike orange shorts


Haha. Kai Siang is photo-genic


This is our "Pussy Boy"
Ok lah. Bear called him that
And Soon Teck gets damn high everytime
Chong Yee call himself Pussy Boy
Like super high you know?

And this Chong Yee is no pussy when it
comes to drinking
Can down red wine, beer, bailey, vodka
and whatever alcohol you throw at him
And then he gets high~
LOL!
That is the best part
Me and GST will just like

*look at each other*
HAHAHAHAHA
=DDDD



See what alcohol do to good girl?


And animals?
LOL!


Sober boy no worries!


Crazy girl Si En
Brings the laugher with Kai Siang everytime


At the end of the day
Don't get drunk
LYJ says 'Don't drink and drive'
Becuz simply you will just spill your damn drinks~

Lululululu

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Alright man!
The qualifiying laps are over
And in the descending order of the

Top 3 drivers
Massa, Hamilton, Raikkonen

Car company
Ferrari, McLaren, Ferrari

Petrol sponsor
Shell, ExxonMobil, Shell

Haha. I think I got a serious issue
I don't want Hamilton to win
And a lot of ppl I know are rooting for him
He is overconfident
And says Raikkonen got no balls
Like WTF?
And he never attend one charity event in Spore
When all others did
Like WTF again

But he put in the top 3 timings for Friday practices
Sat he nearly lost in the Q2 qualifying
Damn. He got lucky

I'm supporting for Massa
I'm a Italian supporter all the way
Go Ferrari!
Gonna wear Red to support them on Race Day

And another thing is the petrol they pump
is from Shell
And guess where I'm working?

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Haiya
Feel bad for Royston leh
Like pangseh him
=(
I will treat you dinner after I get my pay
And I will make sure of it
=)

But now I found a person to go with me to watch F1
Hopefully shld be good wor!
Stay tune as I try to catch the cars
=p

And lastly
Manchester United won!
2-0
R&R show
Ronaldo and Rooney
O man. Check out the 2nd goal
Brillant stuff!
Ronaldo backheel to Rooney for the curl shot
Ownage
And my Berbatov jersey is coming this Friday
Yes yes yes

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Everyone is talking about it
And I think I shouldn't talk too much
Later ppl say I got insider view also
Haha

I learnt that sometimes you shoot your
mouth off..
People is gonna hit you hard next time
And silence can equal to knowledge too!

Saturday, September 27, 2008

F1 with me anyone?



Check out the packaging!



Fri Sat Sun - left Sun (RACE DAY!!!) for me!
But again check out the packaging!



Holy .....

If the above is not proof of me having the tix to
the 1st ever night race in F1 history
I dono what I can prove to you then....

Hahaha. No lah. Just joking

I asked 2 persons to go with me
But then they rejected me
1st Agent G...then 2nd the Auntie
Omg sianified
Yup. Could understand their reasons

But not everyone is interested in F1 it seems
Like too overhyped or what
Seems like I'm having trouble looking for a companion
as I look through my phonebook while at work

So LYJ is appealing to someone who is free on Sun night
and doesnt have to be a F1 nuts to go with me
I'm not very knowledgable on F1 too
So do pardon me
But please CALL ME if you wanna go ok?
You got the entire Sat to decide

Race time: 730pm
Can meet earlier for dinner at city hall
I can provide ear plugs if you need
And raincoat and umbrella and water
And whatever you need lah!!!

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Friday is here again

And once again we hit the pub....
O man
Brewerkz at Singapore River there is the place we went


Golden Ale tower
So not worth it.....
4 litres????
Abit too little man...
But nvm...experience gained


And this is so not the place for me
I squeeze you you squeeze me
Your sweat on my clean body somemore
Wah lan.......
The music level is like much worse than w/o
earplugs in the plant walking beside the machinery

ERGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH!



Saw tons of F1 tourists
Some are quite drunk I must say
But the tracks are pretty lit up
Saw some TV screening of the practice session
around the Clarke Quay area
(ya Clarke Quay again)
Seems quite tough as some drivers spinned out of control
Looking forward to Sunday then!
=)

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This gotta stop
Yes it must
Yes it will

And when your friends need you there
It seems weird when you wanna help and they
push you away
So when they push you away
Do you try and go approach them again and
risk getting snubbed
Or do you actually just avoid them all together?

Right now I got some internal self-issues to solve
by myself too

Get back on track Yong Jun!

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

F1 Fever

Its already going to be Thursday soon!
That means left 20 weeks to end of attachment!
Woohoo~
4 weeks = 1 month = PAY TIME!
Woohoo~ AGAIN

Lets count the OT and make the savings grow!

Super 4 Super 4 Super 4 Super 4 Super 4 Super 4
Super 4 Super 4 Super 4 Super 4 Super 4 Super 4
Super 4 Super 4 Super 4 Super 4 Super 4 Super 4
Super 4 Super 4 Super 4 Super 4 Super 4 Super 4
Super 4 Super 4 Super 4 Super 4 Super 4 Super 4

Come on baby! October 7th I gonna take a full-day
leave and go take my TP and go buy bike
HAHAHAH!

And we have just stocked up on our secret stash
in the Permit Room
All of us have brought in supposedly no Cheena
contaminated milk products and supposedly made
in Spore or Malaysia

Dear Chong Yee brought some Oero
Now we are GG-fied!



This is the place for the glorious food!
And there's a sign warning others to hands off too
=)


No worries
We have AHMAD the ghost looking after our food!
=D
Scary shit this Ahmad
Still close the lights and say ghost stories
Man. Gives me the creeps
Brrr~~~

And Friday we are gonna celebrate the Sep Babies
With Chong Yee on Mon, Chew Hua on Tuesday, Bear on Thursday
And they are treating us to HotPot Culture at Tiong Bahru
(With drinks again?)
Now this is burning my OT off
FAST!

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If I say I have a pair of tickets to watch F1
Is anyone.....even interested?

I guess you know how to contact me!
=DDD

O come on! Don't give me the crap that
the cars are too fast for anyone to catch anything
You know it! You want to be part of S'pore
and the Formula One Grand Prix History
1st ever night race wor!
And get to hang out with DA BOSS LYJ
Come on ppl!

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Super Imports Night~~

So the weekend is here again!
And that is good news! =)
Not such a good news to reach home at 2+ in the morning
Hmmm. Lucky never go home so late after the Hooters thingy

So early noon I went to Spore Expo
with Jasmine (and her cousing), Soon Teck and Bala
for the highly 'anticipated' event
LYJ is not so impressed by the hype created by the newspaper

"SUPER IMPORT NIGHT"
The irony is we went around afternoon =x


So the 1st thing we got there
Watch a drift show
The driver had a Toyato Supra and he made some pretty moves intially
But as it was done in the carpark repeatedly and again
It became a routine and I had to suppress a yawn
Yup. But the ending was good
He cleared the carpark in 3-4 slick left right drift moves

Then we moved on to the horrendous foodcourt
Bala had a $7 bucks mixed-veggie rice!
Holy....
I feel for him as I have a $4.90 one too....
I'm....lost for words on that



'Don't Understand' is the best phrase we have there
What's a mini motard doing there?
For some kuku kids?
Motards are always dumb to me....


Ah...Finally
The 'zeng'* mycar.com exhibition

*zeng aka modified

O yes. Check out this FairLady Nissan 350Z

And this....this....this never notice the car's name
But damn cool car!
Should be some Toyota i guess?


I realised this is the kind of painting in fashion now
Among all the ppl keeping mod cars
Dull metallic spray paint
Very very fierce looking Supra


Woo
Check out the Lamborghini!


Haha. I like this pic alot!
I think the Lambor looks small besides them!


Hmmm
*scatches chin again*
=D

I think this is the '08 Lamborghini Revanton
Top speed 345km/h and with a engine of 6496 cc
Crazy stuff!

Soon Teck asked me how do we go about parking the car
I think its plain nuts to just park a Lamborghini
I totally have no answer to it
But I wish to go for a ride in it!
Better yet...drive it!!!!

So we walked over to other exhibits
And we passed by the Mazda area


I thought this was damn cool!
Monster Garage and 怪兽工房 in 繁体字


Check out the RX 7 interior!


Yes this car is way better than the all-too-common
Mazda MX 8 in Spore
Its looks better, is faster and way more like a sports car
The MX 8 is a piece of shit even though
it has a very powerful and award winning engine

So after skipping some dumb dumb cars
We walked and nearly dropped our jaws...

OMG!
Is this the 'LEGENDARY' Nissan GTR area?
All the Need-For-Speed games is always
the Nissan GTR Skyline that is the most ownage!


Click on this to check out the specs
3799 Cc (so what?!)
V6 Twin Turbocharger engine!
Look at the Horsepower! 480
0-100 in 3.2 sec
Faster than you can send a SMS!
And price at $293k!
WOW is the thing for the price!
Can buy a 3 or 4 room HDB flat sia!


Omg omg!
Check it out!
Shiny metallic greyish silver colour

Yes. This is what I'm talking about. Click on the
pic and see the real colour.
Damn fierce
Can scare the driver beside you on the road
to shit in his car!
Hahaha

My type of MUSCLE CAR
=)

Do you know that you go zeng the Nissan GTR Skyline
and it can fight the Lamborghini's & Ferrari's?
It is that DAMN good!
It already has the specs of the Audi R8
Shiokness
And in Singapore I have only seen one Skyline in Orchard
Quite rare I must say


GTR 32, 33, 34 & 35
Oldest to latest


Not forgetting the rear lights
OoooOooo
Look at the 'ass'!
So BIG! Can bump any cars off the roads ANYTIME!

My kind of steering wheel
It looks sophisticated and yet multi-functional
But the sad thing is....
I dono how to open the door of the Skyline
Its....quite difficult to comprehend
But I tried a few times and guess it's correct
So scared that I would break the door handle off....
='(

Then we carry on the walking
And yes! Another Ah Beng gangster kind of car
My type of car again!
It's so beng that everyone I ask say that
it's the most Ah Beng car that they know
But I like it a lot!


The all-new '08 Subaru WRX
Not the damn ugly hatchback at my workplace
Or some call it REX
See. The name has it all!
=)

Has this infamous 'bad-boy tag' all over it
LYJ wants it at 90k!
Must look to the future for that
Come on the next Toto!

给我一百万!
Ho wa ji pa ban!
Give me 1 million!

And we walked further on...
And see the half a mil car
The Audi R8 which has my older friends going
gaga and crazy over it


This is in white.
R8 looks quite small
But I think its very very very good!
Saw one at MOS on Friday and at my house downstairs b4
It is awesome in silver!

And walking around again

Check this out for those Mitsubishi lovers
The Evo X
Yes the ppl out there likes to use Roman Numericals
And we saw some nicely done-up Lancer Ex
Which the our Joshua like to own


Cant see why this car is very special?

Some hint for you:
Check out the bumper below the logo...
=DDD


Porsche anyone?
Horse for Porsche
Buffalo for Lamborghini
Horse again for Ferrari
Watup with the animals?


This Integra costs only RM15,000
Holy....
Soon Teck has a funny pronunciation for this
Like some porno porno thingy..
LOL!

So we walked and walked to the luxurious cars
And behold...the Mercedes!






Mercedes has awesome leather seats
And the steering wheel
You can feel your fingers melting on the car
And I heard someone who graduated from my sec school
is driving a Mers now....
Like wtf?!
Unfair please?
Anyone? Appeal? Justice?
grrrr

Another super lux car



Hello Mr Bentley!
How much do you cost?

And moving around
We spotted the Lamborghini...alone
for us to take pics!

The Gallardo


Always have a thing for this kind of doors
Lup lup <3


The Lambor is owning
SGD$1.2 Million
Come on Toto God!
I need more than ji pa ban now
=p


The interior is very nice
The colour coordination is very good
But the seats we took a test trial
Not so comfy leh!
Disappointing factor!
Haiz
Maybe they should not change to racing seats
=(

And then some familiar sound came
Not from Soon Teck this time

O my! I need this!
Nitrous!
FTW!!!!
Fly Phantom, Fly!

Then some other attractions

The not so impressive Lotus
I remember Adrian driving me to school
and one Lotus was trying pass us
Damn that Lotus is like a piece of shit
And the specs is not so good leh!
Hmmmm

But moving away from the disappointing Lotus

James Bond anyone?
Aston Martin is very rare in SG
We saw one at the Bukit Timah food centre
And Shang Geok was suggesting to seduce the driver
What lower the shoulder clothes...?!
Like WTH?
If got the car pass to me ok?
Thanks! =)

Ok only to me
But in James Bond it always look damn good
With missiles and whatever gadgets flying out
Throw in the fire, explosion and hot babes
And how James Bond always bed his Bond girl
inside the car
(or anywhere for that matters!)
The movie always make me like Aston Martin
But not the real car
Irony again

And on to the Ferrari's!
Here we go!


F430


F430 again?
The red looks traditional Ferrari
I like!


Check this out!
Italian cars with Italian technology
with Italian brake disc
Brembo my friend!
Is also contained in the Super 4 if you dono
But in brake tube form....
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So after all the car exhibits
Yes it's quite limited
Not like last time at Suntec
We caught an event
So lucky us!

Whats a car show without the
RRRRRRRRRRR
RAAAAAACCCCCCEEEEE
Race Queens!

I thought it was another classic moment
of fun and enjoyment
Some private jokes being shared around
Hahaha
When the MC asked for a round of warm greetings
All the ppl raised their cameras and anticipate the models
imminent arrival
Then no one except Soon Teck did a WOOOOO
so damn loudly
Classic laughing moment

No one clapped at all lah
Like the horny not so friendly SG crowd

Look at those horny enthusiastic ppl
And the one who took the pic
aka me!
I'm enthu ok?
Serious!
Really! Must not waste the admission right?

From left to right:
The US models, the Thailand models,
The one in orange jackets are Singapore models,
and lastly the 2 in blue are from Japan

Hot chicks plus exotic cars is a lethal combination!
We keep looking at other cameras to see where they zoom
And yup...you can guess it

THE FACE LAH!

And this guy holding a digital cam is owning
He can zoom onto the models face with precise accuracy
and awesome clarity
Better than the one with the professional cam
Like woohoo~
We need to get this kind of camera you know?

Check out the SG girls
(always think that SG girls like porn name)
They are wearing jackets
Ermmm
Something wrong?
Isnt this suppose to show off the flesh and abs
and boobs and whatsoever place?
The air-con is cold I agree...
But the jacket somehow is redundant for that
"Don't Understand" again
-_-


The US babes
When they intro themselves, couldnt really catch their names
The slang like very weird


And the Ti-ger (Thai girls)
Again. This time the names are too short
Like what 'Lai', 'Nam' or what
But they are like super super chio
The 1st Thai girl on the right
Not counting the SG girl
Looks 90+ % like Pei Ling
My 1st reaction is like 'WoW' so familiar again

Then the 2nd girl on the right
Beside the Pei Ling look-alike
Suddenly gives a twist and I nearly dropped my camera

Like WTF too freaking cute?!
So cute that its illegal lah!
Cannot lah!
Me and Soon Teck look at each other and
we give the 'Scream' terrified face
Holy!
And within 1 minute she did it again!
OMG!
Kill me can?
We can 死而无憾 liao
NO JOKE here!

So after the model thingy
We walked around somemore
And we realised one thing
The one besides the cars (or rims)
are like dressed in tubes that squeezed their
boobs so much that it's like...unnatural
Shared somemore private jokes again!
Hahaha
Don't understand why never stand beside the car
but instead of the tire



See what I meant?
This girl is cute
But this pic is unglam
Haiz...
Cui~

Soon Teck likes the girl on the right
Nice rebond hair!

And the one on the left
Don't care about the one on the right
Very cui~
Look at the cameras and you can see ppl
only focus on the left model

She has a very pretty face
But check out the shoulders and you will feel
*ouch* for her..
So slim that it hurts us sia
We feel *ouch* for her too


And finally....we found ONE girl who
stood besides a car
AT LONG LAST!

Guess what?
She looks like Gladys with 80% resemblance
Her name is Jesslyn and she is a 小龙女
Born in the year of Dragon and 20 this year
She is very cute!
Hahaha
Look where LYJ gets his intel
And he increases his most of his pretty friends
with the name of 'Jesslyn'

Aiya. She is Ah Tong friend and Ah Tong is jioing her
And so are 10 other guys in SIM
9 out of the 10 suitors have cars
And so the one w/o car is already out of the competition
=/
So the remaining 9 have to fight it out
with the car brand and name and their financial status
Ah Tong is working hard
And he doesnt take some suggestions

The ppl who went for basketball today
said that since 9 all got cars then still wanna
have the high maintenance girl
We suggest that Ah Tong drugged her and bed her
Then 二和惟一 already!
Hahaha
But Li Kuang said something that I laughed until siao

'YOU THINK THE OTHER GUYS NEVER THINK
THIS WAY MEH?'

Hahaha
Classic~

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Not everyone has the killa twist....
Its hard to do pose it out in a cute manner
Check out BoA's signature twist =p

And not everyone goes for the car
But you just cannot deny the fact that the
car is a big plus point
No girl's parents wants their daughter
to sit on a motorcycle
With a fatality of 1 motorcylist in every 4 days
Its just natural that they want their daughter
to be with someone who owns a car
Even the girl understand the dangers of the bike
So......

LETS TAKE THE PUBLIC TRANSPORT
SHALL WE?
=DDDD