Monday, June 30, 2008

Weekend Pain

Poly student vs. NUS freshie
Sunshine smoker vs. Lefty
Navy Officer vs. Air Force Officer
SAF Commando vs. Monster

I coined us as the official 'grave diggers'
How can we lose when we gt a 6pt advantage?
We should just equip ourselves with some boots,
some pressure lamps, shovels, pickaxes, and no ladder
Cuz we LOVE to dig deep deep holes which we can't
climb out of it at the end of the day
Horrible stuff

And I thought all 4 of us were feeling it
I think I gt a >0.5 conversion rate ytd
Chiong so hard that I think I 'broke' my back
Now 'brokeback mountain'
Pain like hell. Cant even walk straight for long distance
='(
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Sat night was the 'Dark Gathering'
The sinners involved were me, Kobe, Eric, Huijeen
(Huijeen was brother for the day)
The ritual place was Hougang Plaza
The time was 715 after gym

Gym was overexertion
Back training and T-bar row
(T-bar row is my top 5 fav gym moves =D)
Throw in bball on sun and it sums up
the condition of my back now

Well, the topics to share on that day were
as usual...limitless?
It was just plain generating and churning of
bad bad bad karma among the 4 of us
I think if they dial '666' I would pick up
on the other line D:
If I divert it, it would reach either one of them

Some things you just cant blog it down
Like some topics which nv leave the ritual place
Our momentum always go darker and deeper
as the night grows older and black-er
Muahahahaha =D

Primetime period : 930pm till late
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Now
Introducing your WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION
Standing at 5foot10 and weighing in at 165 pounds......

*Cues Triple H entrance music*

DANG DANG! DANG DANG DANG!

He is the youngest!
3rd generation superstar
The Legend Killer!

'LIM YONG JUN!'



Want some? Come GET SOME!

Went to pasar malam with Bro and Shu Yin
after bball on Sun
We calculated that the food's total calories
were like 1500+++?
(Heng I only eat tapoica cake
Ramly Burger is sinful stuff)


I think we do beng-ish stuff all the time
Shu Yin's bro car was sounding off the alarm
Then we were at his block
Got 1 auntie stuck her head out and scold us
Like WTF?
Then we use our camera (with flash) to point at her
LOL
She quickly close her window and siam =)
Then the ramly burger uncle was like making the burgers
for the ger BEHIND us
Shu Yin had to make a comment
'What? Me no 2 boobs no sharp ass so you just
skip us rite? KNN'
Haha =)
Pop by Shu Yin hse (not even need to cross road can?)
to check out his WWE title belt and PS3
the WWE belt is AWESOMEzxzxzxz
$400+++ import from USA
Lucky boy got lucky gf to get it back to Spore

Pop it round my waist and sat down to play PS3
The belt was very heavy, putting 5+ kg of weight
on the back is killing me as I play PS3
Grand Theft Auto IV is ownage I tell you
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Few months down the road and I'm driving again
Being the current EX-president
I have the honour of driving the RED cute cute
Suzuki Swift around the school
A bit small
Or my arms take up too much space...=D
Posing while going downhill and passing the phone
takes some skills to do it =)
Freaking hot to touch

Haha. This is LOVES <3
Red is a nice colour
But wont be my 'prospective' car colour though
And it's a bit small for my size
Not beng-ish enough also

Subaru Wrex is hearts! <3
Beng enough and loud enough
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Friends for 7 years
Work is work
Money is money
Friendship is another thing that
overworking and using money cant buy
So if thats the extent of busy-ness that you are
currently engrossed in
Too busy till I have to 'make appointments'
for 1 bloody week in advance
Too busy till you only rmb me when you need my help
Too busy to ask 'how is life?'
Too busy about your own future

Then sadly, I would love to say
the favourite 2 words
'_ _ _ _ you' if you ever need my help next time

Tata for now~
2008 is the definitive year to make or break friends

Saturday, June 28, 2008

A-T-A-S

'Atas' means up class
The word of the night on Friday
Lol. This is define by my friend of 6 years
(not 7 becuz she doesnt count sec 1 as being friends)
Bernice Ng
Well, finally after not contacting each other for more than
6 months and not receiving my bday gift
She decided to ask me out for dinner
@ Tanjong Pagar at this Chinese restaurant named
'Chen Li Yuan'

Very uppy and atas she mentioned
Well, the pics showed the kind of food we had
I was quite skeptical bout this dinner
Ya me and the C's don click
(Tell me bout my ancestors ya? Thanks)

We were the 1st to reach
6pm what do you expect?

She is too pro with cameras
Teach me alot on cameras

This is the shredded jellyfish that she wanted to eat
The jellyfish taste like...
not chicken but like....jellyfish I guess? >.<
This pic doesnt have any effects

After adding in macro effect
The pics indeed looks sharper and clearer
Cool stuff =)

Macro can use to take words too
More focus and sharp

Ppl who knows me know broccoli is my
TOP 3 killer dish that I detest
the other 2 are cauliflower and pumpkin
in descending order please
You can kill me with just broccoli and cauliflower
='(
Yong Jun's kryptonite is these 2 greenish veggie

But anyways, she insisted that it was very good
So order lo
Bo bian even after considering and rejecting her idea
numerous numerous times

Surprise surprise
The egg white + egg yolk + vinegar sauce makes
the dish taste very good
7/10 for this dish =D
Broccoli still sucks big time btw

With macro

Without macro

My friend =)

The above pics had only 1 pic which was not
taken by me
Which was the 'effectless' jellyfish
The rest is by Hers Truly
Great with the camera!

After talking for a while and deciding where to go drink
(while the sun still haven set -_-)
We decided to pay 1st and walk around
Tanjong Pagar leh
You think everyday go there meh?

1st thing I realise is that Felicia was at this street before
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
like OOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGG!
Hahaha.
Pardon me plz
She was filming The Golden Path aka 黄金路 here
Then we walked along
Saw many sleazy places
Which had 1-way mirror which you cant peek in
We walked and we walked
And she told me Tanjong Pagar her 地盘 - territory
And we got lost
Great.....
But nevertheless, still searching for a not so atas place
to chillax and have a drink
We walked till Ang Siang Hill
AH HA!
Tat was the street where Felicia slapped Tay Ping Hui
HAHA!
Cant believe this stuff man

But too atas for us. And no bus to town
So we walked to Boat Quay
Yup. ALL THE WAY to Boat Quay
Lost in CBD again
(the night was not so young by then)
Couldn't settle at Marquee
Went to Boat Quay got tons of angmohs
They were each at least 1 head taller than me
Like WTH
(Got some even 2 heads taller than me)
Popped by Yiru's pub
She wasnt working....=/
Then decided Timbre across the Spore river
Near VCH and Fullerton was too far
Bernice couldnt swim so she don want to walk >.<
So off to Somerset =)
(by train of cuz)

Wanted to go to either Balcony at the Heeran
or Acid Bar just besides Outdoors besides Centre Point
Wala. Acid Bar got seats
Finally......perspiring by then. Spore weather...god

My drink and her's
Tequila Sunrise and Rusty Nail
My tasted fruity and hers tasted mere alcohol
BOO for you

LOL. Pinafore Nights
Immediately bring back some fetishes
HAHAHAHA! =D
(omg gonna get flamed liao)

Not Done, Not Over
'TA!' until you DIE!
Shooters 1 dozen for you man =)

My drink. Looks good and taste good

Artistic shot?


Bernice in the dark

After trying out my flash
We both decided that we were gonna get kicked
out if we keep taking with flash
But it was quite dark
Only gt candles
Nearly fell down the steps
Serious.

After the drinks arrived, a lady came and sat at
the stage beside us.
Live singing and performance!
OMG. This gotta be the highlight of this night
Her name was 'Soldier' or 'Soulja' or 'Su Juan'
We decided it was the last choice
LOL =p

She belted MANY GREAT SONGS!
Her voice is super powerful
Equipped with the solid acoustic guitar
She sang songs like
*Hiner - Lips of an Angel
*Coldplay - Yellow
*One Republic - Apologize and Stop&Stare

Her Macbook was spinning lyrics and chords from
what we saw
Cool stuff. Atas!
Then customers could send in requests too!
Bernice took a slip of paper and wrote
'Natasha - I Bruise Easily'
(Bet she couldnt spell Bedingfeild. I cant too)
The waiter didnt came back and help us submit
Haha. So Bernice got du-lan and just walked there
to Su Juan and submit herself
LOL. Su Juan immediately picked her request
among like 5 or 6 request.
See! Sincerity rocks!
But no chords on 'I Bruise Easily'
Su Juan sang 'Soulmate by Natasha Bedingfeild' instead
OWNAGE!
I tell you it is better than the CD verson
*swears and cross tongue*
Su Juan ended off with a song from
Bachelor Girl - Buses & Trains
And this angmoh came to the front of the stage
clapped and pointed a 'Good' sign to her as he
is leaving the bar early
Very nice!

Saw this pair of my ideal heels
Ya I don wear. But I like this kind of heels
Fetish too =p
Damn. This kinda of heels pawnzxzxzx

Overall. The live singing is very enjoyable
Plus the ambience and the drinks
And could use a stronger aircon la!
8.5 * out of 10
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Cancel my trip to Sentosa today
No more Project Sunshine =(
But my mind was telling me to stay home
Finish some stuff and get down to Earth
Houston is calling me from Apollo 13
Ok random

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Words rmbed from the night

'When maturity far exceeds your present age'

'When you tell me wrong from right and I cant take it in'

Wrong time, wrong company
When wisdom came too late ...
Life HAS 2nd chances
I believe
*smiles*

Friday, June 27, 2008

Karma

Ms Ho is passing some bad karma arnd to me
Through MSN is bad enough
Haiz
We always breed bad karma together
See. Both of us so jia lart now....
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Breeding more bad karma Part 2

What do students do in school during 'free time'?
(Considering that we do not have much free time also)

Basically, we turn on our laptops
Then we gather and wait for the laptop to load...

After that, we logged onto Friendster
We are ardent supporters of Friendster
becuz Facebook is too complicated for us to use
Old is good =)

Then being guys
'They' logged onto Friendster and start
clicking on girls profile
Now is they not we, see I'm in white
Hard at work
Heehee =D

After that, we being humans
like to check out pretty faces
becuz of superficialilty

After see-ing some CUI girls
Edmund was saying those girls sell pork chop
Or if not selling roasted meat
See! Soon Teck is crying over those CUI girls
But nonetheless, still gt some good harverts that day
Yup. I went over for some QC too

They were looking at guys
-_________________-
Joshua like guys in trunks
HAHAHA

See. I so digilent
*beams at myself* =D
But all the working means not shaving
And i think if you put lighter near my face
My face will catch fire
*gasps*

No la. Actually I was watching personal porn!!!
HAHAHAH.
Just joking ok? Dont take it seriously


Soon Teck drove his Civic to school today
7 ppl squeezing into the car
Horrible stuff
I think some car parts were left on the road >.<

Driver nearly hit a motorbike

Doing his reverse parking

Needing some help from our Founder
Guess need to push it into the parking lot

Eh Hello!!!
GST style

Received an email from Kyle Phua
What he posted on the blog for graduating students
is really quite disturbing to me personally

Don't be in a hurry to accept a offer
from NUS/NTU for CBE just becuz
it means that you are one of the 'cream of
the crop' of students in Singapore

Izzit really going to be financially rewarding in
the near future?

Aiya. Why no job in the work is high paying + enjoyable?

Going for drinks* tonight in city area
*tentatively
Volleyball action with bballers tml at Sentosa
They are national champions wor!

O ya
YDK's Mei Nuu is sick
Wish you all the best
Recover early =)
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Quote of the entry

'学好三年,学坏三天’
Learning to be good takes 3 years
But it takes just 3 days to turn to the Dark Side

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Anniversary



1st of all,
happy bday to Joshua Liew Jia Han!!!
*pops beer/alcohol/fruit juice/protein shake*



(the aforementioned beverages are what
our group normally takes)
*shakes hand with bday M-A-N*



He is 20 years old this year.
Got HUGE biceps, HUGE tricpes, HUGE chest
(but my 14 inch arm is thicker than
yours. only 13 inch heehee =p)
He likes to take photo of naked boys and show
videos of old aunties digging her nose
Hahaha.
Please dont kill me after you see this entry
See. Special entry for your bday only.
Must do good work hor? Hahaha =DDD



Back to squeezing with secondary school kids
and formal-wear working adults on the bus
1st day of school was already shagged out
Stupid Italy vs Spain had to go into penalty
Kill my 1 hr of sleep
And Italy had to choke and miss the penalty
*tears away Spore pools ticket*
ROAR!!!!



PC tech was fun today
We were provided with diagrams and tools to fix UTP
(unshielded twisted pair)


Killer head-tightner and razor sharp cutters

We had to cut the wires and see the twisted pair
Identify colours and untwist them
Colour-blind ppl cannt do leh
Sadswszxzxz

This is Sam untwisting his wires and straightening them

This is my colour arrangement and
after the wires had been cut and ready to be insert
into the cover

Ta-da!
20% of the module done

After testing, proven it is good!
Went to had the BAGUS roti prata at canteen 3 =)

School is good
Something to do again

This is Da-Jie and Monster Jade

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My neighbour is a pretty girl with a cute dog
The only thing is that the dog will bite off my fingers
if I put my hand at the door >.<

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Today is June 24th 2008
It is 4 weeks or 1 month of my cough anniversary
Haha.
The 'angel' tablet is gonna cure me again
But I wonder why I have been coughing for so long......

And I tasted blood in my cough the past few days.....

Tell me I'm fine, alright?
Can?

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Quote of the entry

'爱情就像武侠片

太容易说出口的爱,
也不知道武功多深厚

等到真的可以说出口,
虽然武功到家,
也容易重伤身亡'

I think some quotes in chinese are
most beautiful and most touching
=)

Saturday, June 21, 2008

Sunkissed =)

I wake up on Sat and felt my legs were still touching
the sandy beach of Sentosa
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Its tough to wake up at 8am
when you have watched Portugal vs Germany
that very same morning at 0245hr in the morning

Went for NPCC meeting back in XMS
Realised that at the meeting it's gonna be me
A-L-O-N-E
Damn. My prediction came through
Wala. Got plenty of things done and I thought
Ms Cindy Oh is so damn cute and pretty
Lol. She make very cute comments during the meeting
=D

Was deciding on 74,147, or 165 to take to Hougang Mall
165 was like 5 stops there
74 and 147 was longer
But before I made up my mind
147 came by and I just left my subconscious at
the bus stop and just boarded it

The NEL trip to Harbourfront was not
exactly very shiok
Got a person who smelled like a packed of
cigs and fags sat next to me
Felt my life degenerating while sitting next to him

Well, reached Vivo at long last
(escape from the carcinogenic man on the train)
The ppl were at Subway
And guess wat?
OCT Pang was there!!!
(didnt even normally see him during basketball can?)

Made our way to Palawan Beach
And Jon was exclaiming how much
Sentosa had changed
Yeah. It would be my turn once I shaved my head too =)


Coconut trees for you?

I asked them what was over there at the island
Well, 2 towers was the ans I got
See my friends
Interesting huh?

Settling down beneath the shade of the trees
Why is Hj posing?

Still settling down after some time

Eric replaced Kobe as the card-bringer
Well, Mr God-of-Gambler here giving out the cards
Don't exactly like playing Big 2
after the Taiwan trip

WELL, YOU WOULDN'T LIKE IT IF YOU LOST
ALL THE WAY FROM TAIWAN BACK TO S'PORE
=(

Hmmm. Deb say we were boring
Then she walked off and disappeared
As usual...she lost us???
We started taking some pictures of ourselves

Though we could achieve the effect of capturing
3 of the photographers in 1 shot
Realised we were not talented at all >.<
or actually we need 1 additional camera....

So this became the result

Solo shots?

Yup

They were wondering if I was taking the scenery

Self explanatory I guess?


Ah Bing Ge

YJ: Hey look cute with the ball leh

Jon: Cannot la. Trying to bounce the ball on the sand

YJ: *capture this shot*

Looks good la

Eric: Wah. Up shot sia

He meant up-skirt shot

See. Army is no good for him

The girls

Group shot

Looks good this picture. Can develop =)


The sun was setting as we left
A feel good pic of the scenery at Beach Station

Went back to Hougang Plaza for the Western food
Everyone had cutlet, mixed grill, steak and chops
Quite ownage I guess
After Joanne left and Eric went home to change
Kobe reached and Deb and Jess left too
The remaining survivors were:
Me, Jia Yong, Hui Jeen, Kobe, Eric (came back soon)

Ok. We flipped over some account books
Had plenty of serious talking and discussion
I settled some issues with regards to bdays
It was quite messy
Everyone brought out some blackmail material
Haha. Evil shit passing around the table
Evaluation and market values were done
The rest are confidential materials to post here
*I am surprised*

Well, we talked about Jia Yong signing on
as a Air-Force Engineer (like Zhi Wen)
Got plenty of $$$ and yup, got interest,
no regrets, can just sign
All the best man!

Then we discussed bout some future stuff

(Ambitions and jobs prospect)

I told them my business proposal of opening
my own cafe+eatery+playing area+pub
Like MINDS cafe with board games
Coffee and tea like Coffee Bean and Starbucks
With cakes and pastries too
Then also like Hong Kong cafe
where ppl can dine and have good food
And close at 6pm
Rest 1 hr and open at 7pm
Have live bands, live telecast of soccer matches
Pub style, drinks and alcohols
Chillax place with a special theme

Well, I got this idea myself and Zhi Yuan said
I should go overseas and look at how the cafes around the
world are run and how unique they are
Yup. Agreed and think that I should go to the US to
have a look some time in the future
Figured out some potential problems at this stage too =D
Don say too much later idea kana kop
THEN GG!!!

We discussed about how we can go into this biz
Jia Yong is interested in this biz too
Haha. He can pump in his 100k sometime in the future
Kobe was saying he wanna marry a rich woman
Hj was laughing saying that he is those submissive boy that
those rich ladies like.
*pinches his face and smack his ass*
=D

Then Kobe figured out he couldnt fulfill his ambition of
having the 1st publication of PORN MAG in S'pore
LOL.
Then we figure that he should embezzle his wife's funds
then go into private funding of his own biz (this porn mag thing)
since he is a accountant and what not
He felt it was despicable but we already felt he marrying the rich
lady was damn bad enough. HAHA
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English Song of the Moment:
David Cook - Always be my baby

Chinese Song of the Moment
S.H.E - 爱来过

These 2 songs have the best lyrics I am looking at now
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Had dinner with Mom together at home last night
She wanted to talk serious stuff to me
Besides the TV was showing lousy shows
(I didnt realise Ch 5 gt LOTR.....)

Mom: Wei. Tell your brother to talk to me
YJ: For what plz?
Mom: He want to buy the 600cc bike
YJ: Ya so?
Mom: He nv clean his bike. So old alr.
You know his ex-gf help him clean the bike?
YJ: Wah so good ar?
Mom: Ya la. Buy so big for what?
YJ: 600cc very big meh? Ok la.
Mom: *takes my egg*
YJ: *intercept midway through the air*
YJ: Wah lan. No meat still take my egg
Mom: See la. Got rice on the table
YJ: stupid (muttering)
Mom: Oi!
YJ: You will buy bike for me not?
When I go NTU, I take train very far
Mom: When you come out from army la
You study good now. Later I cfm buy for you
YJ: *Not believing*
(Wanted to say study now not bad wat)
Any bike ar? Need me to save and buy myself not?
Mom: No need. ANY BIKE!!!
YJ: *testing water*
I want the 1300cc de leh
Mom: 65cc for you.
Take it or leave it. Even Taiwan ppl
got scooter 50cc.
YJ: Siao!
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@ Plaza we also mentioned bout going where in the future for me
I mentioned about going to Commandos
Jia Yong: Why? Xiong leh
YJ: Dono la. If no committments outside might as well go in lo
Jia Yong: Icic. Wanna try try la?
YJ: Haha. See how la. Maybe ba. See the committment part 1st
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11 mnths to graduation
8 mnths to last day of attachment
5 weeks to Final Year Exams
3-4 weeks to FYP presentation
2-3 weeks to NAFPA test
3 weeks to WISP deadline
2 weeks to Ptech/ICP project deadline
18 hrs to start of school

I foresee me...
Enjoying school =D

Quote of the entry

‘因为太近,所以看不见’
When you are too close in comfort, you take things for granted