Wednesday, January 28, 2009

teaching mother camwhoring



left : my new phillipino maid. mata dia sepet... she's trying to adjust her eyes.





this is how u do pout! u have to do pout when u take pictures, ok?




ha... ni mummy just realized that the camera is not on the screen. haih.

my mother

whatever

im so lazy.
im in the office.... alone!
every malaun cuti chinese new year.
so by 5pm, i have to close the office, shut everything, lock it up n chow!
2day i am doing every job!
i have been the best receptionist ever in human history!
pandai receptionist aku cuti time2 camni.
2day people start calling to get free movie tickets.
aku ni sampai dah jenuh menjawab teponnnn niiiii!!!!
balik2... hot potato.. hi.. yes... ok... name, ic, contact no pls... ok... byebye!
same shit every minute!
i couldnt even do my work!
im supposed to present the mags to my director but since she saw me answering calls like non stop, i have to do it some other day. a presentation WHICH I HAVE BEEN PREPARING LIKE CRAZY TILL LATE LASTNIGHT!!!
2day i have 2 birthdays - nana and aslam. nak pegi yg mane? ke gi je 2-2? oh gile hebat aku kan.
pastu adeb plak ajak lepak ngn basher.
dayo ajak clubbing.
mak aku ajak beli makanan kucin.
chettttttt!!!
ini petanda stress!!!
i have been trying hard to destress myself!
i watched youtube's video - "cirit or die" for the 5000 times already!
just to laugh and laugh n pretend im not stress answering stupid calls!
aku dah menjerit2 dalam ofis ni.... name pun takde orang kan.
im sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo borrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddddddddddd!!!!
malam ni enjoy. esok masuk tengah hari. mampus kau bos2 skalian!
ade ke patut korang tinggalkan aku sorang2 kat ofis nihhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
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Thursday, January 8, 2009

Lazy

I'm very lazy. Lazy to write anything. coz i have been delaying my stories that i wanted to write but i just couldnt find the time to do so. i have a lottttttttt to tell u about things happening in my life. but everytime i wanted to write, there was always things that stopped me from writing it. now im too lazy to write. malas gile nak tulis benda yg dah lame jadi. i mean, not that long but still, its not recent. its outdated already. heeee.

Monday, January 5, 2009

Roti Salad


The other night i went to BRJ and atta ordered this roti salad ayam - shredded chicken and salad wrapped in roti canai. something like KFC's twister but mamakkkk style. haha.


it looks like ulat gonggok dont u think so? huhu. mamaks are creative nowadays. i wonder after this they'll do italian or japanese style roti canaiiii!


Resolutions Not to Make This Year

1. Quit your job and wait for a dream career opportunity to present itself. Recession shmecession.Reality check: Suck it up and hang on to your gig for now. Appease yourself by taking a class or picking up a hobby that will make your résumé stand out, like learning a foreign language or starting a blog.

2. Lose five pounds.Reality check: Hot chicks like Jessica Biel, Beyoncé, and ScarJo are proof that toned and curvy is the new skinny.

3. Finally win back your ex-boyfriend.Reality check: Move on. We give you permission to engage in some rebound relationship therapy.

4. Buy into all the latest trends.Reality check: It’s okay to be a slave to fashion...just be a slave to cheap fashion, rather than dropping serious bank on each and every look. Kick yourself later for wearing it, but don’t kick yourself for blowing your paycheck on it.

5. Change your man.Reality check: While some relationship tweaking is to be expected (hey, few guys are natural-born good kissers), if the words “fixer-upper” and “project” could describe your boyfriend, it’s time to get real.

6. Triple the number of friends you have on Facebook.Reality check: Less time stalking your friends’ friends’ friends. More time catching up with buddies you actually care about.

7. Don’t eat any junk food.Reality check: Cutting out all unhealthy food from your diet will most likely lead to binge eating, followed by intense guilt, by mid-January.

8. Watch less trashy TV.Reality check: Zoning out and de-stressing for a bit every night with the help of good bad television is harmless.

9. Save more money.Reality check: Let’s be honest. In this economy, we’re just happy to be able to pay our rent, gas, and credit card bill.

10. Keep your number down.Reality check: Nothin’ wrong with notches on your bedpost, as long as you’re being safe.

jerk

i had a fight with a guy (1).

i had a fight with a girl (2).

but since new year, me and no. 2 were okay. we talked and enjoyed and forgot about the big issue.

i think no. 1 was surprised when he saw me okay with no. 2 again.

they bumped into each other, and no. 1 surprisingly approached no. 2 and chatted like they are close friends.

and he asked,

no. 1 : hey... u dah baik ngn lydia eh?

no. 2: yea, (or something like that)

no 1 : oh, u tau tak lydia ade kutuk2 u dalam blog die?

what the fuck is wrong with u? making up stories about me? i didnt write bout both of u since a longgggggggggg time already!

i wonder if u are the one who caused so much hatred in everyone in stw towards me!

i just cant believe of all the people i know, he's the one who'll make up stories bout me.

muthafucka.

new year celebration

what i did during new year's eve"

1. booked a place at sucasa - mummy paid deposit in advance since all other places in kl were fully booked!!

2. called up everyyyyoneeeee i know.

3. target of 10 ppl but 20 people showed up,

4. i bought a bottle of whiskey. dodo brought his guitar hero world tour set! . yus brought 2 bottles of JD and Bacardi. nilad bought some McDs. the rest came to make things lively.

5. we played drinking games! waaahahahaha. cool gile.

6. most of them were very into guitar hero. its actually kinda cool tho.

7. some stoned in the room.

8. everyone was having funnnnnnnn. everyone was wasted n started crapping. strangers became bestfriends. friends became lovers? huh? hahahaha.

9. pili got "lucky"

10. i got bruises all over my body.

11. they played guitar hero til sunrise. babi.

12. slept for few hours.

13. got home at 4pm.

14. it was funnnnnnnnnn~!!