November 2nd, 1979- a day the world got better (a.k.a. the day my husband was born). Surrounded by terrible pictures of him he would be embarrassed for people to see, I present my list of 32 things I love about Brandon K. Leavitt who this day turned 32.
1.) Brandon should have a desert gardening show on public television. This man can keep a lush, green lawn in the most extreme of conditions. He frets over his fescue like it's a newborn babe.
2.) With all the legal education floating around this house, we can no longer watch legal thrillers or even Judge Judy. It's how we stay happily married.
3.) His tastes have become geriatric. My particular favorite is his taste in music. I married a man with Led Zepplin and Sublime CDs...now I get into his car and hear the sultry sounds of Bob Dylan and Johnny Cash. When he listens to my ipod he regularly complains it's what people listen to on their way to rob houses and hold up convenience stores (SO not true).
4.) He has a secret wish to be a hip hop dancer.
5.) He rarely eats breakfast, but when he does, he EATS himself some BREAKFAST. He calls it the country breakfast...this self titled wonder consists of every breakfast meat, every breakfast starch, over-easy eggs and a glass of OJ.
6.) He cannot wear snow hats or turtle necks convincingly. And I'm ok with that.
7.) He still holds the door open for me every time.
8.) Total hotel snob. Don't even try less than 4-stars. Holiday Inn? He feels like he might as well be camping.
9.) Even though he rarely flosses, his gums are as pink as a baby's behind. Makes me CRaZy!!!
10.) His pigeon impression is incredible.
11.) The man loves a blue cheese burger. I would say he most regularly craves burgers and nachos, and after a week of that...he craves a salad.
12.) His glasses always slip down his nose grandpa-style.
13.) World's funnest dad. We recently returned from Disneyland where he took Abby on every single ride (even the ones that made her cry) and stood in every autograph like with her the ENTIRE day. I thought he would be kidded out, but he surprised me by saying it was the best day ever.
14.) He is a fantastic provider! This man works HARD for the money and we are grateful for it
15.) He is a wonderful attorney. I think he is great with his family law cases. He's patient and attentive with his clients.
16.) Every time I ask him for a suggestion on what to give someone for a gift, he always says the same exact thing: "What about a nice pen?" We've yet to give anyone a pen. Maybe we should, but then he'd have to think of something new.
17.) He makes a bed like he's been doing it for a living.
18.) He's scared of being eaten by an animal or mauled. Particularly by sharks and bears.
19.) He never misses an episode of Ridiculousness.
20.) He spends a considerable amount of time buying cards. He reads multiple cards until he finds the one that makes him cry. When Abby gave me a birthday card she told me I would love it because, "It made dad cry really loud at Target."
21.) He lets me be me and often helps me be me. Whether it's running a 5K, wearing a Toga, or eating whole wheat brownies that admittedly tasted like yard clippings, he's very supportive.
22.) He loves to get the mail.
23.) He can't STAND people being barefoot anywhere but home. It makes him dry heave whenever he sees it. He even has a special method of trying on pants at a store so that his feet never touch the ground.
24.) He loves the rain. Every time it rains he acts like it's a holiday.
25.) He's become a big help at home. Even though he regularly works 11-12 hour days, he comes home and helps.
26.) Body of Adonis...I'm just saying...
27.) The man can SING. He never chooses to, but he has a lovely voice. My favorite is when he does a montage of songs from 7 Brides for 7 Brothers- complete with dance moves.
28.) He can roast the perfect marshmallow
29.) He's always fun to have in a group. He takes a joke well and isn't self conscious.
30.) He firmly believes that everyone needs slippers. About to the unalienable right level. Like there should be a slipper-assistance program for the needy.
31.) He can sleep through anything (see exhibit below).
32.) I used to lay awake at nights when I was first married and be star struck by the total stud I landed. 10 years later, that happens to me a lot more often. What a freakin' catch! Love you Brandon! Happy Birthday!