Sunday, November 27, 2005

It's Too Cold For Sex

I entered the room. There she was, sitting by window, waiting ever-so-patiently for me.

I walked closer towards her, but she didn’t seem to care. As a matter of fact, she seemed eager and willing, as the distance between us became less and less.

I touched her. She was freezing cold. I noticed the window was open. I began to wonder how long she has been there; probably since the sun went down. Ironically, it has only been a day since I last saw her. In spite of the opened window, she seemed calm and motionless, as if her whole body was numb to the cold gust seeping in.

I ran my fingers all over her top, slowly, making their way through to the openings. Although she remained still and silent, I could sense that she was controlling her excitement, to full effect, but effortlessly. She has my utmost respect, as I find myself failing in hiding mine.

I was disgusted with myself, but carried on with my uninhibited intentions towards her, disregarding the irreversible consequences that might occur afterwards. Like a savage beast, I took her top off, exposing beauty that could only be surpassed by an artwork of Michelangelo.

I was unsure of what to do thereafter, but my hands seem to have minds of their own, working their way all over her exposed region. I touched. I pinched. I groped. I twisted. I pulled. I fondled. I did everything you could possibly imagine with what you could do with your hands. If I had a dog for a pet, the canine would probably be loyal to me for life.

As much as I was proud with myself, she didn’t even move a muscle. She didn’t even flinch.

I was frustrated with myself. I felt useless.

But I knew I was definitely getting somewhere, for you see, both my hands… were wet. Some fluid was covering my hands. It doesn’t give out an unfamiliar scent, nor to say it was repulsive, but nonetheless, quite pleasant. In spite of that, it didn’t in any way felt sanitary, but I knew I had to get the job done, and to get it done right.

I undid my belt buckle and unzipped my fly. She knew what was coming to her. She had been waiting in anticipation since yesterday. She knew I would come back. She knew I couldn’t possibly survive a whole day without going back to her. It was like I had made a pact with the devil. I felt used, but I wanted her. I needed her, more than anything else at the time. I swore she was smiling throughout the whole ordeal.

The worst part of all was, she knew I had no choice.

She opened herself up to me, as I stood there in front of her with my outraged modesty.

There was only one thing left to do...









I took a piss.









Then I put the cistern top back on, flushed and walked away.

Stupid thing keeps breaking down on me everyday!



Err.. this cold is making me delirious!
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Thursday, November 24, 2005

Somebody stole my...

It’s freezing. It’s freezing because my central heating isn’t on. It’s freezing because my central heating isn’t on, as it is not working. There’s been no gas coming through my flat since this morning.

Why?

Some idiot stole my gas meter.


Somebody stole my gas meter


That’s right. My gas meter, which was situated outside my flat on the sidewall, was ripped off. It must have happened some time yesterday morning. That was when the central heating last worked. I only noticed it was missing last night when I called British Gas and they told me to check the flow-lever near the meter. What’s even stranger, my neighbour’s gas meter, which is situated only a couple of inches next to mine, was left untouched. How come they didn’t take hers instead? Why mine?

I just couldn’t believe that somebody ran away with my gas meter. What could they possibly get from it? Money?

British Gas told me that I need to report it to the police and get a case number before they can even arrange for a replacement. I immediately called the local police only to be put on hold for 15 minutes (the 999-number is for emergencies only and this incident didn’t qualify as that). I tried again half-hour later and got the same result. Fortunately, I was able to make a report online (http://www.police.uk). It will take a couple of days for them to get back to me.

Gas is much cheaper than electricity, and I use it for heating, cooking and also for hot water.

Now I’m limited to cooking using the toaster, rice cooker and microwave. It’s not so bad.

This morning I had to bathe using hot water from the electric kettle. It has been quite some time since I last cleaned myself with a bucket of water. It was kinda fun.

Last night I had to sleep in my sweater, jacket, socks and skull-cap. It was no fun.

Still no word yet from the police.



Brrrrr...



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Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Photobucket Bandwidth Exceeded

Uh-oh looks like my monthly bandwidth limit at Photobucket is maxed out! Can it be that I've used up all my 2.5Gb quota already?

In any case, it'll be another 5 days before it resets itself again. I don't think it's worth upgrading to Premium account just yet.

Maybe this is a good time to do something with my blog....



p/s: Gila buruk sial!



Update: Moved a few stuff to my Flickr account. At least not an eye-sore anymore hehe.

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Tuesday, November 15, 2005

The Need For Speed




Yay!



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Friday, November 04, 2005

A Different Way of Celebrating Eid...

...with Sheryl Crow!

(and May too!)







Sheryl Crow Concert




Sheryl Crow Concert

Sheryl Crow Concert

Sheryl Crow Concert

Sheryl Crow Concert




Sheryl Crow Concert







Too knackered to write. Will update later. *yawn*

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More photos here and here.


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Wednesday, November 02, 2005

A Sad Syawal Start

(around midnight London local time, over a long-distance phonecall)

Me: Hi Mum! It's me.

Mum: Hi Son.

Me: Selamat Hari Raya!

Mum: Selamat Hari Raya to you too. Have you eaten anything yet?

Me: Not yet but I'm making nasi himpit, rendang, lodeh, kuah kacang, simple2 stuff.

Mum: Oh ya, it's still night time over there ha?

Me: Ya it's just passed midnight.

Mum: (breaks down in tears) How are you coping son?

Me: (holding back tears) I'm doing okay Mum.

Mum: Sorry son, I just can't talk to you right now...

*click*



It's okay Mum...


...Selamat Hari Raya.









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Tuesday, November 01, 2005

London celebrates Eid on 3rd November



Berlalu Ramadhan fajar Syawal menjelma
Muslimin muslimat menyambut Hari Raya
tangan dihulurkan pohon kemaafan
Ikhlaskan di hati syukur pada Ilahi


Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri
Eid Mubarak




Dengan Ingatan Tulus Ikhlas
Maaf Zahir Batin

iJun




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Source: The Islamic Cultural Centre website.
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