Saturday, June 02, 2007
♥ Moved

I HAVE MOVED.

CLICK

Relink! :D

Thursday, May 31, 2007
♥ 1046

Hiatusing. But it's a horrendous 10.05pm at night and I can't go to sleep because I'm online doing Econs VA (varied assessment, which is some project that takes up 10% of promos). Ah, and I'm not doing Econs VA because my group member is adding onto the project so that she can send it to the next person who can add on to the project so that she can send it to the next person so that the next person can add on to the project and then send it to me.

In short, I'm waiting for my group member to add on to the project so that she can pass it on. In very short, I'm waiting for my turn to do the project. In extremely short, I'm waiting.

Uhh. So anyway, while waiting, I thought of doing the two online quizzes that are due tomorrow. Ah but I gave up at the first question of the Chemistry quiz so I chose "A" for all 20 MCQ questions and guess what! I GOT FULL MARKS!!! And then I went on to do the Physics one and this time I chose "C" for all 25 MCQ questions. AND guess what?!?! I GOT FULL MARKS AGAIN!!!!

Wahahahahahahahaha!!!

Okay. If you really believed that, you must be really stupid. Yes I did heck the quizzes and chose all As and Cs but DID YOU REALLY THINK I CAN GET FULL MARKS LIKE THAT?! -.- Anyway, I got 6/20 for Chemistry and 6/25 for Physics, or the other way round. I can't rememeber which one has more questions. -.- Lol.

Anyway, I'm getting really sleepy (10.18pm!!!) but we're currently 1061 words away from the 1500 words report. So. Saddening.

YAWNS.

Have been mugging these few days. Eh, actually is just today. Lol. And tomorrow. And Sunday.

Ah and I'm glad that Weiwen's alright now. Or will be alright very soon. :)

Not getting enough sleep will make me emo. I hope 1500 words come soon.

Bye! :D

Tuesday, May 29, 2007
♥ Shine

I tell myself,

When the light shines, don't look away.

But sometimes, I close my eyes and never want to open them again.

Stupid emo day.

PS: I miss Year 2006. And 2004 probably.

Eh wait? Hiatus? Shit. How can I forget.

Bye bye.

Thursday, May 24, 2007
♥ Hiatus

I miss Photoshop.



I have exam phobia, and I feel like drinking milk. No link? Too bad.

PS: Coincidences are stupid.

Wednesday, May 23, 2007
♥ Hui Dao Guo Qu

Sup! :D

Kay I know I said something about not blogging as often. I said to mug and mug and mug and start holding water so that I can pass Physics and Chemistry and then laugh and say HAHA I AM NOT DUMB.

... But then. Motivation's still MIA. And I've to find it back first.

That's just a stupid excuse. You must be really stupid if you believed I had any motivation to start with.

...

No lah. There really was motivation. Or maybe not. Maybe I imagined the motivation. But an imagined motivation is still a motivation. Anyway, motivation is meant to be imagined. Am I confusing you already? No? Okay, I'll try harder next time.

Yesterday I was studying with chunying at Causeway's Burger King at 7pm+ at night when chunying said "Why gillian never walk past one". And then gillian walked past. -.- So chunying called her on her handphone and we think that gillian accidentally picked up the call but doesn't know that she picked up the call. Which explains why chunying could "hear her breathing". -.- Lol.

So after gillian walked past, I was thinking, maybe we'll see Layjia or Charis or Gerald or anyone else. And then within a minute from that thought, chunying asked if "that is Charis". Stupid small world.

That was kind of random. But I'm talking about gillian what. And everything about gillian is random. So, get used to it.

Oh and the other time I tagged at gillian's blog saying I miss her and that it's been 2198 years since I last saw her, I went out to watch Spiderman3 later and met her on train. How cute is that.

I need more cold jokes to SMS Mdm Wong. Where's Vanessa and Priscilla?

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Sometimes I really think NJ has made me less lame. No one laughs at my jokes in NJ. Okay, maybe Sherrie. But I only see her during trainings. And there's no more trainings now. So no one really laughs at my jokes. And that makes me kind of sad. :(

On a happier note, crap, I forgot what I wanted to type. Maybe there weren't any happier notes in the first place. =/

Hui Dao Guo Qu is an emo song.

Ah and I hate being 17. Tsk.

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DRINK MILK. :D

Tuesday, May 22, 2007
♥ Stickman

10.36pm and I'm awake because my bed is angry with me for not telling it a joke last night. So it wouldn't let me into bed and here I am, blogging because I've nothing better to do.

... How many times have I reminded you how time wasting you are reading my blog when you can use this time wisely by:

1. Mugging
2. Sleeping
3. Mugging
4. Watching Bleach
5. Sleeping
6. Mugging
7. Did I say mugging already?

I think, I haven't been sleeping at 7.30pm for at least three consecutive days for a long time.

I'll apologise to my bed later and promise to tell it a joke every night.



These stickmen are uber cute don't you think.



Actually, I'm feeling kind of down.

And I can't really pinpoint what exactly it is that's making me down. It may be so many things. Like my height. (Down, get the joke? Laugh, lah.) Or it may be because Sandy just told me very discouraging things saying I'll never pass Physics no matter how hard I try. Or it may be because I didn't drink milk today and yesterday.

Or any other small little thing that you've accidentally done.

Nah. I'll be alright first thing in the morning when I wake up tomorrow. I can't understand how anyone gets morning blues. A BRIGHT NEW DAY AHEAD LEH. How can you bring yourself to hate life?

And I say, things can only get better when they've reached the worst. So, if things are getting worse, it just means it hasn't reached the worst yet. (Doesn't really sound comforting, I know.) But things will get better, because you can only go from bad to worse, worse to worst. Nothing can be worse than worst. Unless you count very worst. But that's grammatically wrong. So after worst comes better. :D

Come on, you just have to scrape past today and tomorrow will be a better day already!

So dear Sokmui, I don't really know how to contact you because you don't have your phone and calling your house is weird. Hope things are at least 2% better now. If it isn't, there's always tomorrow... And, I hope I helped.

The world is full of emo people.



Aye. Cheer up lah people. :D

Monday, May 21, 2007
♥ Bang

♥ Anderson

Went back Anderson Sec today because there's no school (points and laughs at all of you). Lol.

(By the way, it's 10.26pm at night so I may not sound as retarded as I usually do, and I may not have ten thousand ":D"s in the entry, but it doesn't mean I'm sad. I'm just sleepy. And I aren't sleeping because I just finished GPP and I suddenly felt like blogging. So yea.)

So I was saying. I went back Anderson today and I realised how much I miss the school. Like woah, I really miss it so much. Everything from the staircases to the walls to the hall to the CANTEEN FOOD. Haha. I told the Wanton Mee aunty I miss her wanton mee very much. Lol, she asked me whether my school sells wanton mee and I told her it does, but her wanton mee is still the best. Haha. Then she couldn't stop smiling at me. (She even waved me goodbye when I left the canteen, HOW CUTE.)

Ah and the fruit juice uncle too. But he couldn't remember me anymore. Lol, in the past he always knew I wanted Honeydew, but today he couldn't recognise me. :( Ha. Nevertheless, he's still the cute uncle, who looks like a thin version of Santa. And he and the aunty who sells fruit juice are always smiling. My, in fact the whole of Anderson was smiling at me today when I went back with Spiky.

So freaking cute.

Um. And we talked to Mr Ng for a long time and he's still that very nice Chinese teacher I remember him to be. OH AND I SAW MDM WONG!!! Who came up the stairs while Spiky, Mr Ng and I were sitted at the table outside the staff room. And she's as cute as ever lah. She looked kind of dead, and she said it's because she's feeling tired. Aw.

ANDERSONIANS! See! You've such nice teachers!! SMS Mdm Wong a joke and encourage her NOW! Haha. I'll collect more cold jokes so that I can sms her one cold joke a day to keep her going! :D

And then we went for training, and I felt old because there're many Sec1s running around. So anyway, chunying came to find me after leaving me 8 missed calls. And we went AMK library to mug (supposedly). Not really productive. -slaps self- Sigh.

I miss Anderson. So. Damn. Much.

I don't mind retaking O's 8 times. Let me back to Sec 4. I don't really want to grow up yet.

17 is a weird age. Like, 16 you're young. 18 you're mature. 17 is nowhere here nor there. And JC life, is not that I don't like it. It's just, not enjoyable already. You get what I mean? No you don't. Nevermind.

Haiyah, don't think too much. Drink milk, lah.

Bye.

Sunday, May 20, 2007
♥ Distractions

Going out in an hour or so.

Motivation left me last night. :( Nevermind, I'll find it back asap, before June holidays start so that I will hold onto the mugging spirit.

Not like I can pass everything even if I mug.

NO. I must not listen to the evil voice inside me. I WILL CONQUER THE HOLLOW THE WAY ICHIGO DID. WAHAHAHAHA.

... -.-

I must mug. Must mug.

Distractions

When trying to mugging at home,
1. Computer. To stop this distraction from distracting me, I'll go on official hiatus when June holidays start and not blog for a month. The only things I do online are blog, blog-hop, watch Bleach, watch more Bleach. I'll only come online once a week to watch Bleach. :D

2. Bleach. I can't do anything about this distraction, so I'll continue letting it distract me.

3. Bed. I've stop afternoon napping already. So that's alot of time saved. Sleeping early helps in making sure my brain works and doesn't go into a headache strike. So sleeping early is a must. :D

When mugging with friends,
1. Melissa's handphone game. I don't even know the name of that game but I got addicted to it ever since I broke the high score. Therefore, to make sure I don't get distracted, I'll ask her to tell me her phone is running low of battery everytime I ask for it. :D

2. Laughing at chunying about her Soonkiat. Uh, I don't think I can help it but I'll try. -.- Lol. Or I can ask chunying to slap me everytime I joke about her and her one and only. But that's stupid, because she won't slap me. I'll tell her to drink water so that she can spit water on me then.

3. Cold Storage. (applies when studying with chunying at KAP) Simple, just don't go KAP to study. Lol.

4. Vanessa's lame jokes. I've given up trying to study when Vanessa is around, so that isn't really a distraction. EH WAIT. I can't give up trying to study. Um, I'll kill Vanessa then. Or hire Sokmui to kill her. Or I'll just laugh at her Swimming Cuanks and then pretend to get angry when she laughs at my tap-the-lock-with-ez-link-card. And then I'll pretend to ignore her and do my work. Yea.

5. Bridge. (applies when studying with Jaslyn, Weeyang and Spiky) Confiscate their cards first. And then tie my hands to my back so that I won't take the cards out again. No, I can't study with my hands tied to my back. Uhhhhhhhh. Play one game then. (Playing ONE game never happens.) Uh, two games lor. Or maybe three.

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etc.

I NEED MOTIVATION BACK.

Note to self: drink milk.

Saturday, May 19, 2007
♥ High

I'm feeling high after drinking three cups of HL milk since two hours ago. I've done all I could to make myself feel less high, which include:

1. Tell myself the depressing story about the ugly barnacle who's so ugly that everyone died. (Stupid Spongebob joke) Oh and speaking of Spongebob, it's been SO long since I last watched Spongebob. I hope I catch it tomorrow morning. :D

2. Read Differentiation. But guess what! Maybe it's the milk that's giving me hallucinations but I ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND MATHS! WOAH! Or maybe it's because I drank red bull in school yesterday and yea, red bull gives you wings. -.- Eh doesn't make sense. Red bull gives you wings, not brains. Uh, nevermind. But the fact that I understand MATHS made me higher. And so I'm even higher now.

3. (In a desperate attempt to make myself a little more depressed) Read Physics. And no, not even red bull that gives you wings helped make me understand that very cute thing that starts with a P. So theoretically I should be feeling depressed and wallow in self pity in that dark corner there and never appear in front of you. BUT. Strangely, that stupid motivation to mug harder and conquer P is still there.

So I'm still high.



Anyway. Being high should not be a problem because it's alright to be happy what. But then again, I'm not used to being high because the other time I recall being so high was when it was College Day and I got to wear the bright red tie. And I was so high that day my mother didn't want to let me into the house. NAH I'm joking. That didn't happen.

Oh and I think this is super cute.



Reminds me of Hanhui, I don't know why. Not because it's cute, duh. Maybe because it's sadistic.

Oh and the other day I suddenly remembered reading this cute book about 10000 lies to tell your children or something. And I remembered reading something that says "If you type Google on Google, the world will shrink into a state of confusion and collapse in a tiny black dot". HAHA. So I randomly asked someone what will you get if you google Google. I can't remember who, and I can't remember random someone's reaction too. Ha.

Actually if you google Google, you just get boring results of the different pages in google. Like news, maps, videos. No, the world didn't collapse into a tiny black dot, you wish.

NO SCHOOL ON MONDAY!!! YAYYYYYYYY. In fact, no school for the whole of next week. Just GP lessons. Oh I mentioned that already. Nevermind, I love irritating you. ENJOY YOUR LAST WEEK OF TERM 2!!! :D :D

Mhmmmmmmmm. I don't know what else to say suddenly. I'll show you something cute then.



SO FUCKING CUTE. Okay sorry, I shouldn't swear. But I'm high. So I don't care. (HEY it rhymes!) Tralalalalalala.

Kay. Bye. And I'm really not as retarded as I sound. Really.

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Nevermind. Bye.

Friday, May 18, 2007
♥ Radioactive Spider

Cute.

I'll blog again tomorrow. Or the day after tomorrow.

"I love you" has eight letters. But then again, so does "bullshit".

Ha.

Thursday, May 17, 2007
♥ uh huh

Wooooooooooooo! Kay Blogger's working like it did in the past and I can type Huge words and small wordsagain. -.-

9.40pm and I'm awake. No reason why I'm still awake because I realise the reasons I gave whenever I'm awake and blogging after 8pm are rather dumb. It's either "because I didn't realise it's past 8pm already and so my brain is still trying to accept the fact that it's bedtime" or "because the clock lied to me telling me it's only 7pm and I haven't finished getting angry with it".

... Nevermind.

I shan't tell you the reason why I'm still awake because I enjoy acting mysterious.

Anyway. Tomorrow's the last day of school for this term cause there're no lessons next week except for GP and make-up Maths. NJ's organising this international science thing which is dumb because we don't get to wear ties. :( But it's good because Week 10 of Term 2 will be so slack we'll all start depositing our minerals if we're a river. (slack river, get the joke you dumb)

Ah but tomorrow's a rather long day. Hmmmm. And... It's... Friday. Sigh.

Nah. Tomorrow's going to be a bright bright day and maybe some weird looking bird will fly past and remind me of how weird Jiaming's bird look on his Physics test paper. HAHAHA. His bird looks like a snowman with weird legs and weird wings can. LOL.

Oh. So that's it. No wonder I felt weird just now. Uh no, I'm not saying I felt weird because I saw Jiaming's weird bird (sounds wrong -.-) on his Physics test paper. It's. That number. Kind of familiar. Nevermind.

10pm in 4 minutes time. I don't know what I'm excited about. Something tells me something's going to happen, but I don't know what.

Maybe HL's going to ask me to endorse HL milk and I get free supply of HL milk for as long as I have a mouth to drink milk. HA I wish.

Kay lah. Bed miss me and I miss bed. Bye bye. :)

Tuesday, May 15, 2007
♥ Mugging

I've a new aim in life, that is to top my NJ class.

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NAH. That was the first joke I told today. I just want to pass all my subjects for the common test. Therefore, to achieve this huge thing, I've decided to mug every single day in the June holidays, whether alone, or with anybody. And I won't allow myself to be distracted by anything, anybody, especially when mugging in a group.

I want to pass Physics and then turn around and laugh at those who took Physics for the first three months and still fail it. HA. Lol, can pass first then say.

Other than that, I've nothing else to say.

And I probably won't be blogging as much in future because I will mug and mug and mug and turn into a mug that holds water.

Sounds abit no life but heck, I don't want life at the moment. I just want to pass my common tests. The motivation? Won't tell you, HA. (Acts mysterious)

Book me for study dates. :)

Bye! :D