Dec 15, 2009
hahahhahahaha, crap!
it's almost a month since i've last posted rights?
hahahahah
this gonna be a long pooooooooossssssst! :DD
hahahahah and i dun think i'd be in the mood to post after the hols!
hahahahahah i've the eighteenth sense that i won't :DDDD
ahahhahaha three times as powerful as a woman's sixth sense!
wanna learn from me nots? 50 cents per min! :DDD
it's a daylight scammery!
:DDD
kakakaka
let me think back from last thurs.
err..
dota-ed with yc!!
lols he pwned me like xiao
i was thinking "wahlao eh, one more kill from you i'd use my ass cheeks to suffocate and slap you the next time i meet you!"
and....
"MEGA KILL"[gongduadai pwned lolx12321's head for 250gold]
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erm, maybe i'd like to take back my asscheek thoughts :DDDD
XD
ahahahahha.
i think we went swimming the day after?
OHOHYEA!!!!!
the friday is like, i called to ask yc to go bballin, then he ask me go his hse pump my ball
bad idea, totally bad idea XD
you people will see why.
er, so i went his hse, and thenhe went in to get the pump, then his maid take it out from the shoe rackand he searched in the kitchen =.-
hahahhaha
worst still, we pumped for 15 min, not much of a difference ====...----
thennnn....
when i plucked out the needle that was connected to the crap thingie that looks like a snake with a black head by a screw thingie that was actually part of the needle....
AND THE NEEDLE WAS STUCK INSIDE THE STOPPER XDXDXDXD
and the head broke off XDXDXDXD
LOLS.
so air was rushing outta the ball through the needle and it bcame a piece of rag ==..------
HAHAHA go there pump air in the end bcome ponchek!
lols, then yc tried plucking the needle out with his fingers and then his grandma was like "Ur finger so super meh?" and he was like -.= =.- -.= =.-
hahahahha in the end we extracted it with a plier XD
ahahahah then watched him played DotA while i browse through this year's phpps yearbook (cuz we've no more ball to play a decent game of bball XD)
hahahahah
then he said after a few games of DotA "eh, ken, you still dunwan go home arh?"
then i was kinda surprised, cause he alwaes want me go there for lunch or to play etc. but i was alwaes reluctant, and now he's prompting me, asking if i wanna go home O.o
"i thought you always want me come over one?"
"no, i feel bad cause you feel sian, so if you go home and feel sianer rights, at least i wun feel as bad" LOLOLOLOLOLOL
WTF?!~~~
hahahahahahah that was some hilarious shit XDXD
aahhahaha.
eerrr, saturday, went swimming with yc and his bro, then suddenly my oldest sis popped out of nowhere and at first i didn't know then i forgotten who asked me this "eh, ken, you know that girl anot?"
was thinking "lols, randomly picking out any girl and asking me if i know that girl is totally retarded!"
i turned and look,
WTF?!
jjc t-shirt!
OMGAWDS MY SIS!!
lololols
then when we're in the baby pool (yo,i didn't volunteer! XD)
yc was like "eh, the girl in red in the gym is chiobu nots" then his brother yelled "YEA! IS CHIOBU LEH!"
erhem, in that five min i didn't know who was those boys looking out for chio bu in the gym. XD
hahah then got one baby girl in swimsuit walk towards where we were and then i joked "eh, yc, got chiobu coming lehh!"
and he gave me a =.- face XD
hahahah sunday...
after taekwondo, my senior was like asking us our emails so we could add ea other in facebook, then she said "maybe after we add ea other rights, we can go create a 'Bukit Panjang Taekwondo Sucks' group" XDDXDXDXD
LOLS
ahahahahah
then tday...
went bpp buy books.
and for tmr's (tday) breakfast.
and i went to like grab two doughnuts, then my mom asked me to get a apple filling bun for my sis and then i put the bun below the two doughnuts and it looked kinda like O_o
cept that the doughnuts was like together and the bun was right below it and i looked at it with a O_o face XD
and i dunno how, when i was at the cashier, the doughnuts and bun (warning, NC16 contents coming up XD) formed a shape similar to the male reproductive system 0.o
cept that the scrotums(sacks) are like out of shape XD
i was like, "wow, wat a soft penis, real soft, with apple fillings XD"
"$4.20 in total"
"wah, so cheap, if i lose mine i should have enuf for another one" XDXDXD
hahahhahahha I WAS ThiNKING OF IT AS A JOKE OKAY?! XDXDXD :DDDDDDDD
but it really looked like a soft, apple-fillings-filled-penis with two brown but sweet out-of-shape scrotums when it was on the platter XDXD
AHAHAHAH im so sick XD
goshhhhh.
i've been reading a book titled "The Time Traveler's Wife"
WHICH WAS CONFUSING AT THE LEVEL OF OMGAWDS KIND OF CONFUSING!!!!!
i have to read some sentence for like two freaking times to understand some crap, but it was kinda of a nice-but-complicating-badass-novel.
hahahaha yesterday i was playing pokemondefence on warcraft with yc and then he have to quit halfway cause he nid go his grannie's for dinner and the pokemon game was DAMN CUTE XD
ahahhahah
sianzzz.
i guess thats all...
i can't think right now XD
hahahaha ain't caffeinated at all, so im yawnin yawnin and yawnin but i can't seem to fall asleep cause it's kinda hot in my room.
i dunno why but my sister's room is like having a tornado in there compared to my room T.T
hahahahah maybe their FENGshui btr than mine XDXD
hahah understand?
hahah so when it's raining rights, their things are likely to get wet if they didn't shut the window.
hahaha but it's damn hot right nows.
no freaking wind at all T.T
most often i'd lie on the couch in the living room and watch retarded 90's singapore drama or the comedy show until i really can't stand sitting there anymore HAHAHA
and obviously i can't stand while sitting XD
hahaha understand teh joke?!
=.-
hahahah...
damn,i feel like getting run over by a car then let my body drop into the sewers and then the rats eat my decomposing-and-nvr-found-body, then during a flood, the water carry my half-eaten-decomposing-body through the sewers into the sea then become the modern DAVY JONES!!!!!
WITH THE TENTACLEY AND SLIMY THINGS ON MY CHIN!!! XDXDD
MUAHAHAHA then i'd be captainin' a aircraft carrier XD
hahahahaha.
zzzzzzz hhave you ever seen a dog with saggy skin on its hind legs but muscular front limbs?
then have this dinosaur spined and spiky back?
neither have i XDXD
im stuck...
just like in an elevator that's got no power.
cold...
dark...
i can't see where i am nor what am i feeling.
im just...
struggling to get out of this darkness.
boredom...
it clouds in the "elevator" im stuck in...
it just worsens the situation...
but, i know, i just know, that someone would help me get out of this situation one day, but i'd just love to know...
when would it happen?
3:13 AM